0:00 [Music] welcome back folks to an awesome episode of the careful boys very nice you look extra cool thanks ran when you wear sunglasses it seems like you're about to do a dance that's so sick last video I was a rug all right and crossdresser don't forget that have you ever here's the prompt have you ever desired or longed for something but once you got it discovered that it was actually overrated everything oh yeah like hooker ████ please speak about it show another video of hooker ████ I'm not going to tell you guys you're not going to you're not going to kiss hooker ████ until it makes me look like a creep no it doesn't it makes you look like a hero say it did you know everything is that what do you mean everything's a hook or ████ like
0:51 you ever have the feeling of like like let's say you get to Hawai right for the first time when you get there or you go to like any place that you love to visit when you go there you go man I got to make sure I got to come back next year like you're already thinking about the next time you're not even enjoying the moment a cuz for most people isn't it cuz it's so good that you're like I got to have this again but you're already out of the moment though you're already planning for the next like you have it it's like you immediately have it and instead of being in the moment you're already thinking how do I get it again so for most people the journey is way more rewarding than actually getting the theme wait but aren't you so in the moment that you're able to desire it again no that's not how it works he already made his mind up dude it doesn't work like that no that's not how it works cuz you're not in the moment to to start thinking about the future you're already planning you're not in the
1:42 Moment by definition you're not in the moment dude you know what I mean I'm in the moment no by definition if you're in the moment you're enjoying the present you're not thinking about the future when me and Nikki was in Bali the first time we were both saying we got to come back to Bali for our honeymoon but we were still in the moment too you could do both things you go I want to come back here but then also this is sick as ████ and I want to come back here as well go ahead say something Bert I already said it I'm not going to say it again no longer in the moment you probably not in the moment see you can't enjoy anything huh cuz you can never be in the moment cuz you already think about the next time it's about you it's not about us I know oh I know something that's more acceptable to speak about than prostitution uh one night stand that's very similar to prostitution but then like this one actually desires you and then for one night you're eting you're eating huh uh sometimes and every time
2:32 you eat out you're like dude what about the next time I'm going to eat out two times at a one night stand she didn't even suck my dick oh that you ate her at two times I did it two times wait what differentiated the first and the second was there a pause he paid her between there was two CS two two CS yep two her coms two CS no you come well cuz uh first you eat it and then you pound it and then then you're about to come and then you get so scared cuz you don't want to come yet and you want to savor it so then you go back to eating it two times nice that's how you huh pacing yeah so it's like well I mean like if you're about to nut you don't go hold on okay just chill for like 5 minutes let me like ████ relax no you have to ████ play with her or
3:24 something huh or something yeah do that yeah sick Yeah but I was like my my hands tired already tired I got carpal tunnel from crushing it all day in ████ Halo but I think I think everyone I never look back and go ooh that one ni stand was so good maybe you guys have that Joy but for me it always gets better with time like when you it's never really that good when you first do it with s but then when you're like oh she laughes me and then you ████ each other so hard that's way better it's actually a good lesson real is that even the prompt I ████ got serious it got serious in here where do we go one thing that's always reliably fits into this very well is um let's say
4:14 you have a crush on a girl the longer you think about her before you actually act on it the more you're going to be let down because you spend so much time building it up it's a fact yeah that's a fact so if once you actually get to that thing it's not what you thought it was because you ████ up and you thought too much yeah oh you overhyped it yeah because then it's not who she is cuz you talked to her on Zinga for years yeah zanga oh Z exactly Hest I know it is now reality yeah of today yeah it's it's harder when you like have cuz that happens a lot you know when there's a girl you like but you can't talk to her right away you're just like wondering how she is how she might be it's like all that stuff is going to go against you in the future man so you put her on a pedestal to exactly yeah that's that's that's a bad thing and you're like you don't live up to The Godly expectations I had about
5:06 you you're not a goddess and she's there like what the ████ where didd you get all that you're lecturing her about not being a goddess yeah were you like you're you didn't ████ meet expectations yeah oh not as good as you think you are I thought you could hold your breath for 5 minutes and just continuously suck my dick but you need to breathe yeah the ████ is that yeah I thought wrong I was wrong hey that's on me I was wrong um I think I think fine dining is one of those things how did you get to that from the it's so far from your last one no he's eating something else out oh true yeah yeah he's a eating guy that's the bridge everything that comes into his mouth is overrated I actually think om blew my mind which is like you know it's like take care of it sushi right you pay like $2 $300 and it does feel
5:58 like it's worth it every piece is a master ████ piece right but when I go to these like fufo ████ snobby fine dining places and you're eating foam and ████ and you're just like you don't even bubbles eating yeast yeah it was yeah yeah I agree with you you're eating purple bubble on a egg yolk and ████ you're like what the ████ dude purple bubble on an egg yolk that's true sometimes like that that feeling of satisfaction of like just some uh like street food somewhere is sometimes way through the roof and you paid like 20 C for a ████ person in poverty for it and it's like way better than some guy that's getting like 300K a year hasn't there been something that you've paid a lot of money for and it was actually as good as you thought it would be a lot of money for then you say that like xot xot I didn't go to xot yet like xot
6:50 like a hot poot talk about food or just anything yeah food like oh food I've never been to fine diny and left like not hungry and had to go it's true yeah I would say my limit is probably Brazilian barbecue I think for the balance of like how much you pay and then how like oh man that was really satisfying I feel like it's like that but I think once you get north of that and it's like reservation jacket only those type of places I think it's the overall experience you know but then Ste houses yeah but then I'm like but I really care about the food it's cool you got sick wallpaper and all that but I really care about the food hell yeah same exactly the same my limit was right at uh bizaar at SLS dude same that's right where mine like right below that yeah what's bizarre as it's the place you get the cotton candy fog ra wow grapes that like like ████ jizz in your mouth or whatever it's like cool
7:40 I'm still hungry years before it reaches your ████ throat you went to bizaar meets in Vegas that was pretty good bizar meats it's the same guy Jose Andre same same guy I just same hunger level after yeah don't have the flavor palette same guilt once like something gets a certain quality I feel like my flavor palette that's that's ceiling yeah so some is like this is the best but I'm like I I only know this everything is good after that I'm cool my ceiling is flamin' Hot Cheetos I'm like I can't taste anything better than that are you guys good at Wines N hell no I don't get it I was going to ask about the value of like you know people like have high expectations for certain wines or aged wines to me has NE it's never to do with the flavor it's everything to do with the drunk like whether it tastes good or bad I'm like okay it tastes good or bad but if the drunk is good I'm like yo this ████ is produce different drunks
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11:55 don't know he he knows a lot about the Scotland area that's good stuff I'm a whiskey I like whiskey I [Laughter] like finish it ████ you guys man I gave you that gift what does H have to do with that gift he got him into it is what he got into it dude he got all into it he got him primed he probably he probably told you about it but that doesn't even exist in haawa landga towa towa ████ hasawa he does it yeah oh that's smooth right right knows is ████ that doesn't that ver that brand exists but that not that model oh what's it called bini bini V bini single malt
12:48 scotch whiskey oh wait is this the first time you guys drank it together oh yeah cuz one was waiting for the other one and you got I had it with Tyler that's right cuz I brought it and you forgot I I I I I tried to wait for you what about you Anthony what did you get that you're like oh it's like whatever it's not overrated yeah ooh uh I remember when I was a kid like young young I really ████ just wanted a sword this is like right after watching like why is that funny you have like 18 weapons here the guy with the most swords yeah he's like everyone has a sword yeah I really wanted a sword right and then finally uh my uncle he gets me a class Chinese sword it's it's a stiff one so it doesn't wiggle around it's got like the ████ red Talons at the end and aoad Edge one H double
13:38 Ed ones that they're all freaking actual blade yeah and uh but you know D blade obviously I know which one that is wooden ████ sheath and everything like that kind of go like this one one hand is two fingers and the other one hold like that and and my uncle right he's just he's he was a great uncle because he just like made everything way more like dramatic and stuff he's like the sword doesn't connect with you until you put your blood on it so he ████ poked my finger what right with a needle and took my blood and he wiped it on so I as a kid I just felt so like you're a man now this is my ████ sword you're a warrior holy ████ except because it's like a real sword my mom would never ████ let me play with it oh torture cuz like you can't take the sword outside it's an actual ████ real sword torture I can't play with it in the house because I'm going to break something so all I had was something to hold and look at and kind of like walk
14:29 around but never do ████ with and it felt so like you don't put that in your pants she was probably pissed at your Uncle Dude you walk outside got you sneak it in your pants like not that one but another Hawaii Uncle you sneak in your pants all the way down the leg and you walk outside like this oh I'm just going to be outside in the yard I'm a kid though so it's like actually in my ████ oh yeah it's going up here it's coming out of your shoulder cuz dude as soon as you get something like that like getting a lightsaber as a kid right like plastic one you go in the yard you ████ going like you think you look like the most badass dude ever imagine not being you couldn't do any of that I did it when she wasn't around but just like the idea of like not being able to like play with it when I wanted to when I was inspired your blood was on it you're connected to it Fu sick fcking sick oh I know one ziplining oh it was overrated uh it it
15:21 looks much more fun than it is oh like it looks really fun and then you do it and you're like we yeah I think zip lining is much more of a sightseeing thing yeah you're just doing the ziplining it's whatevers but if you're doing it in like the ████ mountains of the Andes or some random ████ where you're like going for a quarter mile and it's like you're just seeing craziness I think that's yeah that's true too you know what is fun though is um in Mexico they don't care about like safety and ████ so I said can I get strapped on with Hannah cuz the more you weigh the faster you go and they'll be like go ahead see and then so both of us strap onto it and we just and then we just like go back and we jump at the same time to get faster and then it'll be really fun that way cuz you go really really fast and romantic I'll say this not to be too cynical but like to me
16:12 it's traveling Oh yeah cuz like the more cities I've been to around the world the more I realize everywhere is the same it's it's all the same kind of ████ basically it's like you know it's like yeah different temperatures different stuff like that maybe barely different architecture sure that currency so interesting ████ sucks but yeah uh languages sure maybe but but traveling to an actual city right food I agree it's City to City I yeah you're I know what you're talking about cuz it's like it's all just Commerce like you go it's just all malls it's got the same Brands it's like McDonald's everywhere but then when you go to the rural areas or like it's now that's when you're like or beaches to me beaches to me are always semi different unless you're like in Southern California it's ████ Hawaii baby Haw the the best Island beaches I like Bahama beaches I like Bali beaches
17:03 but yeah that is true cuz if you're going to major city to major city there's so like connected to each other's progress that it's they're basically doing this together taking a train through Germany I couldn't have been more like oh just like in ████ Philadelphia yeah you got to go to like really extreme different ones though right for example like I remember my first time in Amsterdam where it's like things like weed or like ████ prostitution like and the architecture is cool yeah what the ████ is this you know what I but I'm talking in general traveling in I think without a local to tell you what to really look for it is hard like cuz especially when you do tour like when you just rapidly go city city city city all over the world you will get bored you will just go I'll just chill in the hotel you're just like wow there's an H&M everywhere it's going to happen yeah exactly cuz you see so much of the same influence but then if you meet somebody and they're like yo
17:54 let me take you to someplace you probably have never seen that's the best I think that's the best like culturally wise like even like yo hey we got a open mic on Thursday you see the the vibe the has for that exactly yeah we're having a little gathering the whole La Vibe that's what La should be down to the bottom decks of the Titanic and shows her the ropes you know yeah uh but see you but sometimes you're in a room with like some smarmy ████ and like what KFC what's that some America ████ and I'm like bro I was in ████ Singapore there's a KFC shut the ████ up just shut the ████ up KFC oh yeah it is it's really good but and they like it too so like just shut the ████ up stop acting likeah blah I KFC in China during the bird flu and I felt super Brave dude KFC in China is Bomb it's so good Asia's bomb with Hong Kong and then everyone
18:45 was like there's a bird flu epidemic in China and I'm like no one's talking about that ████ and we ████ got down on chicken dude ████ god they have really good fried chicken you know it's one of the things that like I think a lot of people are probably going through this all the time ████ graduating like graduating school I never graduated oh yeah I didn't graduate that ████ was whack no but like even high school no I did not graduate that's right you got GED the last graduation I had was fifth grade shut up for real not even eighth grade no for real oh ████ I got kicked out of seventh grade did home school and then when I went to school I started ninth grade and then I didn't really do set 10th grade and then I stopped going to school all right how about this no explanation just overrated or bomb.com
19:36 your first sexual experience oh yeah that ████ was whack dude whack dude my first experience yeah my it was whack I know no explanations we got no time everybody answer this is a lot of work like what the ████ I'm ████ sweating I think bomb.com bomb.com my name is Bomb yeah bomb yeah bomb I had a blow job too that's why first time you oh Corner than you thank you thank you I think mine was like you put it in it's wet you know okay okay it's better than your hand than your hand I've always said that that's not many people understood what I saying it's wet I came in two minutes I hope he said it's better than your hand too I think mine for me was just more like you watch por and you're like oh dude that first time they're
20:26 going to be bouncing on your dick oh it was like you thought she was going to do stuff ass leg movement but when you did it she just I was like you ████ 2x4 I'm working hella hard this is so hard this this is a lot I'm out I'm out of breath it's work it's cardio it was cardio was it her first time too probably I felt bad I never lasted long enough to be out of breath oh good for you dude
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