0:00 wait what I I missed the whole first part can you suck on each other's nipples at the same time yeah answer I mean yes or no yeah yeah let's try [Music] all right we got somebody on the Discord you guys might already know him he's got a lot of suggestions all the time his name is Apple Apple 757 he had a really good question he wanted to know back when um you're in high school what was your go-to date spot [Music] um I really like miniature golfing yeah that's really cute yeah I like miniature golfing because um I feel like when you're moving around you're having fun and you're like kind of like slightly competitive having to uh in your planet game it's more more chances to like be yourself and have a good time
0:51 I don't really like movies like I feel like movies was like after you got to know them then you go go enjoy a movie but it's like if you're like first time going on a date like it's all ████ loud and ████ you did movies all wrong that's where you kiss and and actually get to do all that but that's your first date so you we go there like and you start making it [Laughter] Joe said we're doing the song you said we shouldn't watched the movie at all yeah I know I barely know you but let's just ████ right now I mean that was the thing though like you go to scary movies scary and she's like oh my God and you're like I'll protect you yeah yeah you guys remember Borders bookstores yeah so that was your first take no no he left immediately let's go to the library Bay no it's kind
1:44 of a fire date though has been playing there at night they got a cafe you can just sit down and talk and chill and it smells good in there it smells like books and you can like walk around it's like stuff to do while you're talking and walking yeah oh the beaches though the beach is a banger for me it was it was like uh the drop us off at the mall yeah and then because then there's like a lot of things you could do mall is great ████ Wetzel Pretzel you could go to like be like girl I got you you don't do the pretzel in front of you hey make that bigger you know you you go to Cinnabon and you share one you get two forks and ████ you know yeah you could go to an arcade and a movie you just got options it's like you got whatever and you could just ████ window shop and be like if I was a millionaire I would buy that you
2:36 know yeah and then like you talk about the ████ that you like you know yeah I would I think the mall was the best because it just had variety your Mac invoice always sounds like Scat Jazz that's cool oh if I was a millionaire [Laughter] I I think my youth I was always I like to date up because I like like older girls right okay age-wise yeah because like they dressed cooler like so if I was like in junior high I wanted a high school group wasn't in high school I wanted a college girl right or like whatever and then so damn you're in a man bro I always because I just it just they look more like a woman 20 year old girls my age like if I'm in seventh grade like their mom still dresses them and ████ and then whatever right like yeah and then the ones that are cute or maybe like taken or whatever see look at
3:27 other girls and ████ yeah and it's so like and in high school let's say like you get dropped off at the at the mall and then they're like oh they're sisters with them and they're like it's a double day or whatever but I've always been in situations where like they were way more forward than I was ready to be and then so like I'm just trying to be cool like I Kissed before and I'm like I don't know what the ████ I'm doing we're not being kissed awkward Asian boy an older female like well older female be like a year older oh okay because I was thinking like what if she was like like she's a 40 year old yeah yeah I think because you're taught to be have manners and be shy and you're like maybe a lot of like Asian movies or even like our moms always like you want to be a gentleman and all that right so that's like so instilled so you never want to make the first move I remember like one
4:17 of the first kisses I had I was hanging out with this chick and then she was like and I'm like so oblivious because like you you know what she's talking about but you also want to be a gentleman so I remember she was like what would you do if like the lights were off right now on your and both of our eyes were closed and I'm like well the lights are on you know idiot I don't know like what would you do what would you do if the lights were off and our eyes were closed and she came over and kissed me and then I was like oh you push her ████ but the lights are on but then you give in right but then it was just like there's that tension in the room and you're trying to like you're trying to like not be a pervert at the same time and then you're like but she's clearly painting a scenario and then you're like oh my God my ears
5:07 looking so hot right my tears bro my ████ blood pressure is crazy because it might not be all like I'm like I'm like getting kissed right and I'm like I didn't even ask you to be my girlfriend yet yeah and I'm already getting a kid like we're skipping instead it felt like I was losing my virginity before marriage I need to buy you a teddy bear or something I'm like you're kissing me yeah what the ████ yeah I don't even know your locker combination that is so that is true though we're skipping way too many steps it's so weird that we had the stance of like we had the stance of being on the other side like on the playing defense or something for real why why is that quite goalie dude because then you I don't know you just want to be like this ████ pervert Yeah you don't want to be a ████ yeah I mean like I'll make the
5:57 first move you say that you used to make the first move usually like with dating and stuff not when I was younger not when you're younger you didn't run into idiots like us that were just like oh I had this guy who was in so I was on the dance team in high school and this guy was on band and we would meet each other because we would dance for the football team and so the band would be there but this guy was just super oh my God I feel so bad you're just so awkward and so shy and just just a kind of weird but you like them look not at all um it was like he he just like walk Acro SS from me hey like walk away like this was super awkward I'm like all right like he's playing hard again yeah so on on Valentine's Day he brought this like
6:47 massive teddy bear like it's like human size like very inconvenient yeah right very inconvenient you have to hold it the whole day really so like he he walks in here he gives it to me and I can't even see who's giving it to me because it's so big yeah oh my God okay and then I just I'm holding this thing and my friend comes up to me she's like what if there's like cameras in the eyes or something I was like the ████ cameras yeah I was just like where am I gonna put this thing like so he just gives it to you and runs away yeah he's just like happy about his day and gives it to me and this is massive like with teddy bear with no like nothing no dialogue no nothing just sometimes I'm just here guys are so ████ weird and I was just like okay what the ████ am I gonna do with this like this thing is like massive I'm carrying like a like a a huge like human being almost must have really loved you
7:37 [Laughter] you should reach out and then so I went to like my my drama class and I went to my teacher I'm like can I just like leave this here oh no I don't know where to ████ put this like did you ever get to talk to him you guys ever date or anything no no that was it oh no no it became like extra awkward after that because you didn't talk to him and he didn't talk to you and it just got worse but that's what weird ass movement you're not already kind of there yeah it was just like zero to a hundred he's the kind of guy that tries to buy love like that's the that's the start of it like I don't know how to talk to women and then I'm just gonna start buying her jewelry yeah yeah but you did them a solid by rejecting it so now he knows oh buying things won't get me love so now he's gonna no he's gonna go the teddy bear wasn't big enough
8:27 another one I should get her an engagement ring like why didn't you just trap me like this size yeah yeah like why did it have to be like a full-size table Yeah because the big she wanted to wow you maybe he won it at a carnival what's something that a guy did of that nature that actually was a good thing that one though like it was nice that was a banger it was a bigger teddy bear what was a good opener they both walk down the hall at the same time with both of their bears for my love um now there's a guy in high school we didn't have any classes together but we both thought we like were attractive and in between walking to our classes we had the same path we would hand notes to each other so how did it start did he just hand you a note yeah and it was funny it was a
9:18 funny note and he like draw and stuff and he was actually a good artist and I was like all right cool so that became like a thing to a point where we had like a whole binder of just like notes but then but the I think the key was you were already attracted you guys were attracted right yeah yeah and then it started with him giving you a note whereas like he didn't build any rapport with you he just brought you a teddy bear I mean it helps yeah that he was attractive oh of course but like what if the note was weird right he could have struck out he could have struck out one of those do you open it up and he's like I've been watching you oh he's like I put lipstick on my ████ and I kissed it [Laughter] [Music] what up guys this episode is brought to you by looming and if you're not familiar with what Lumi is it is a total
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11:53 did you have an actual like boyfriend in high school that went to your school while you're there yeah how was that um he was the guy lost my virginity to oh prep moving yeah that's nice yeah was he white no nice good yeah good good no same race stuff yeah this is California was it white yes that's nice what happened to him um like till this day yeah like what made it not what made it branch I think uh I think I just kind of separated from him like we lost interest or I lost interest
12:43 while you were still going to the same school yeah okay so he had to see you every day and go yeah yeah that age bro you're heartbroken oh that affects your hold do my homework yeah yeah I get focused not that I was gonna do it anyways I'm not going to college he didn't go to college dude that's ████ up what's the point of algebra She's Not Gonna Love Me Anymore is he still following you on stuff um I haven't talked to him since high school find him let's follow him right now on your phone but he was so sweet like come to my dance performances and next to my mom have good conversations with her damn he was a sweet guy Stephanie was so boring right cool guys sweet is boring
13:35 what did you feel like uh you lost interest no too much punches no damn it two Filipino you're right about here I need you here's a little going crazy did he get too bored and too predictable or something do you like you too much was that what it was one question at the time no answer all in one answer like we're trying to fix it no I think there's a shot there's a shot Colleen I don't I don't remember I think I remember all my breakups I understand I understood why it didn't work out definitely yeah I don't remember all of them retrospected only some of the biggest the biggest impact ones I think I had like an interest in somebody else like I think it was one of those situations that's the thing yeah I mean
14:26 when you're young you'd like five people at once yeah I mean I mean it was like freshman to sophomore year of high school oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a baby time it's a young laugh yeah that's amazing you know what's crazy is this was 1997 and My First Girlfriend took me on a date to get boba and in 97 wow you're at the Tapioca Express that's when it was like only a quickly and I never even heard of it at all and she's like she goes China it's Boba and I remember trying going ew really I was like this is sick I remember my first boba We're not gonna make it baby this is on the Rocks nah dude my first was a mango slush with Boba oh yeah you know how they use
15:18 it it was slushies yeah there's all kinds of weirdest fruit ████ which I hate rainbow jelly ████ out of here you know yeah so that's why we didn't work out she had bad taste of food um there were all kinds of stuff like like for First Dates like it would just be like oh let's go hang out the park real quick and just share a joint yeah yeah or David Dave and Busters was like a thing oh damn it mushrooms but you know what I forgot about how good the miniature golf thing is that's such a good that's already like a fun environment you can still talk yeah and you see other couples so it makes the like like that warmth warms you guys up you know yeah we did a lot of group dating or bowling I didn't I didn't do as much like one-on-one dating and I think it's
16:08 because the parents thing yeah like it's like if you have a group together it's like oh this let's all just get dropped off at miniature golf or like Knott's Berry Farm or whatever and then and then you know you cover for each other and it's like I'm just going with my friends what about when they first started driving that was 17 18 I mean by that time I'm already like sexually active and wild like an adult you know so like wave I was already sexually active 2019 I already had a long like a like a like a girlfriend and NorCal yeah you had a list yeah that basically ran away with me and yeah and she was like 19. and she ran away yeah and then I picked her up
16:58 she goes I don't want to be home anymore I'm like ████ it and then so we drove off I did that yeah that's right and then so I then I turned like 18 and she was like 20 and then we just stayed at my house and I was like see that's the perks of being the latchkey kid man yeah like pretty much have your own house yeah yeah kids can't do that now everyone's working from home dude like when you were younger you weren't really like going on like actual dates it was just like you know it wasn't like oh meet me at this time because you couldn't drive yet it was hard because you didn't have the guts to call it a date sometimes either yeah you were like hey you want to go here but to say like would you like to go on a date like verbatim was tough I never did that but when I look back I'm like oh that totally was a date because it's just you and this one girl or whatever but you're like just like let's just meet up and hang out but then the way you hang out
17:48 and how you're like liking each other it becomes a day but you just don't call it that bro anything where you can play games like Busters or miniature golf well you can start flirt messing them up when they're trying to take their shot and before you know it you're like [Music] oh my God you're talking about a panty Chopper I remember eighth or ninth grade right I did the whole like I did the whole um any girls coming at it like that oh my gosh sorry sorry so like so like around that age eighth or ninth grade that we I hung out a lot with this girl and then like she was like oh you were so like good friends and I'm like I know in my head we're dating you know like yeah cause
18:38 like you think that you're actually building romance but in her mind it's a platonic friendship and then like I like and then I was like finally like yeah I'm gonna ████ pour my heart out to her and ████ and then she's like France and I'm all like dating so many times she was at your house recently I feel like that's happened to you but then like I was like oh why I thought we were like I thought we were like gonna get married and ████ and then like I was like thinking like why did this happen that's tough you know that goes both ways too because I was hanging out with this chick and we were hanging out all the time but I didn't know that she had liked me and I thought all of our Hangouts were like oh yeah we're just friends you got it my
19:29 boy can where she thought we were a thing and I was like oh but did you did you put your thing in her things oh I didn't you dirty boy dude but it happens both ways where like the guy's completely oblivious and you really think it's just friend hangout well I I mean like the older you get it's like if she's not touching you you're probably not together right but when you're in eighth grade you can be together and not touch each other or kiss you're right you're right cause like dude I would I would have a girlfriend at like fourth grade and ████ and then we're like we we don't even ████ kiss or touch we're just like that's my girlfriend yeah yeah that's my girlfriend right and like and then so like you're you're a seventh eighth grader you know going on to nine and then you're just really close and you're just like yeah we're together
20:20 because you're thinking like you're a fourth grader still you know I remember in high school knowing like if any girl that's down to come hang out at my house it's just like one-on-one like she's down to be my girlfriend or date or whatever but that's high school yeah what are you guys talking about could you say teenager right I don't know just young dating experience it's like it's a rude awakening yeah the transition period there are a lot of guys on to adulthood that I realize do that still do that yeah of course and I was shocked because I was like this is what they mean like the whole friend zone thing right we're like this guy he's kind of nerdy he called me up and he's all like talking about this whole date with this girl all right and then hello red flags I was like this is a date are you sure it's a date he goes yeah no we're like ████ cool man I'm like the ████ best bugs dude
21:11 to be honest dude I'm like I don't think she thinks you guys are dating like it just sounds like she broke up you're a friend that's her shoulder to cry on she's hell it's the rebound she just she just appreciates your company like no I always drop her off at this dude's house no for sure she's slow down yeah at like 1am I drop her off and then I pick her up at 3am dude I was like so I was like so I was like what makes you think like you guys are a couple like did you guys touch did you guys kiss like is there is there movement Romantic Movement yeah and he goes yeah yeah so there's one time we were like oh man it was so funny like she was like not shooting the Target right so then like I had to adjust it and then like whenever I was adjusting
22:01 her like we did it like this and then we decided to shoot the gun together and it was so funny and I'm all like it was so funny I was like also maybe don't do that and then I smelled my fingers after yeah I was like together I was like that's nothing like boys could ████ around like that like that's nothing dude and then he he couldn't get it through his head so I was like oh this is how it happens it's like they're delusional yeah and they believe that they're in a relationship when they're not I'm live on the scene with someone here who can tell us right away if things like this still happen today Colleen they still have it you know what wait was there a reason story or something you're trying to share yeah what happened so this happened to you has something like this happened to you this year what does it always happen to you no you
22:51 Heartbreaker no are you guys talking about some inside ████ I don't know anything I'm just I'm wondering situations where somebody was a friend and definitely wanted to be more and it got to a point where it was just like you're just like hanging around too much lingerer like did they uh and it was like literally communicated or you could feel that um that's that's the problem was I clearly communicated hey we are just friends this will not go any further yeah it was always just like a a hopeful like um maybe she'll turn around but what about after a shot of Johnny Walker
23:41 like you could feel the that he was pursuing let's just say like even like a year or two after he sends me this long like Facebook message about how like your situation and like how he thought it was supposed to be something else that I wasn't and I was just like yo okay what was your response um I was just like I forget what it was called like come on CE when dudes like they can't read the situation and they think that this also specific situation is good to define the rest of their life I don't know yeah yeah it sucks man I mean that that happens dude some guys just get so ahead of themselves yeah you know what's even crazier sometimes when you even get past
24:32 the stage of touching and having sex and all all of this stuff where it starts to feel like you move fast even then even then they can still turn it around and say oh I just wanted to have fun I didn't want to know if they're from UC Santa Barbara yeah but that's why if you're gonna be seeing a girl and you guys are going to be doing it like you have to know that just because there's sex and romance and stuff it doesn't mean you guys are gonna date what did you agree I mean I think you should just be open with it exactly I think both people should be like you should be clear about with what you want and communicate and then but people move the goal posts though sometimes yeah sometimes but I think that's just like communication doesn't just happen once like you have to continue actually make sure and that's true because I've seen people get out of the so-called friend zone yeah you could do it bro yeah I was in a
25:23 friend zone timing yeah situation still am bro you just gotta be straight up and tell them what you want and if they don't want that it's like all right you have to ████ cut it off I want pickles and raw onions most people don't even know what they want though right so they get in these like situationships where they're just it's like that weird gray area that both people don't know what they want and then you get those like mixed feelings and emotions that just translate into dude you let your feelings speak for you or you go on yeah you just gotta say it bro whatever's on your mind just say it just say it ████ it rip the band that's actually been the best policy honestly yeah you're right honestly all the times yeah yeah I just want to suck on your titties okay look I'll do the right context it's kind of fire bro it kind of it's kind of nothing but honestly if you have that
26:13 report ████ around that is kind of funny that's true if it's yeah out of your character yeah dude then it's like if you're a sweet sweet boy something 's upset for 34 years baby so what do you saying we doing this what do you say sweetheart I'm just not a business together what if she responds in the same way though yeah you're weird you're weird is it possible to suck each other's nipples at the same time that's actually oh ████ no it's not I didn't never tried it I don't think
27:03 it's possible I think you can upside down yeah like a 69 like this wait what I I missed the whole first part can you suck on each other's nipples at the same time yeah and answer I mean yes or no yeah yeah you can't answer your head head yep let's try it no you perverts We're not gonna show you that this we're gonna get demonetized everyone [Laughter] [Music] foreign
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