0:02 It's on the table. There it is. It's yours. If you want it. [Music] All right. Here we go. We got to hand this out. We got What? We got We got Z A Keno. [Laughter] See this is hype right now. Dude, I'm happy about getting chicken tarna's me. Who else got chicken tarna? I also got a chicken tarna. Beef shawarma. Shawarma. I got beef shawarma. This is beef shawarma, right? Yeah. That's you. Yes. I got a chicken beef lul napkin. You ever heard of tectonic, bro? Look.
0:54 You know how to do it? Oh, tectonic. Dude, this is the most hype I've seen. Ryan, you know how Hey, you know how to do the tectonic style, man. I kind of know how to do some of that. You guys know how to do this style? It's like It's like this stuff like like Yeah. You know how to do this style? Yeah. Candles right now. It looks like boing. I do that. I don't know about that. I don't know why it's so popular with Mongolian kids. They're hardcore. Yo. All right. Who got this? This is a warm up. I think this is the beef kebab. I did beef kebab. That's maybe you. That's another beef schwarma right there. Oh, this is me. Yeah. Are they missing one? Parker right there. What do you mean missing one? No, I'm not missing. Oh, don't tell us that, dude. This one's your fault, Cam. Don't tell us you did this again to us, dude. Garlic. Sure. Sure. What's a garlic?
1:45 This is the best part about Zanku. Yo, why is there so much pita bread? Yeah, dude. Well, this wolf ordered six pita bread. I didn't I thought it was six for I thought it was six. I think you only get one. I got six of them cuz I was like, "Wait, we all get This is way more than six." Yeah, I noticed. That's so much. That is This is ████ 18, dude. In the face of pas, dude. That's a lot. Ste Steve knew we were going to juggle them, throw them. We There's a lot of prop This is six. You don't do you don't do pea dul 18 pieces of pita bread. There's more right there, too. Shut the ████ up, dude. That's so many. That's 69 cents each bread. 69 cents gets you a lot of pita bread, dude. Do you think cuz maybe it's
2:35 like one one serving of pa is three pieces. I have no clue. I don't know. But I'll tell you what, pay That's why That's why I told you I think it comes with pita bread. I think you I think uh so they gave us six extra pieces. It does. It does. It does. It does. If you Oh, it does. It does. But no, if you b every one that you buy, right, is a is one of these packets. It's not like one Peter bread. That's what I thought it was. It's a pita potty. I'm used to LA ████ getting ripped off all the time. So, I thought it was going to be like that. All right. We got plenty of Peter bread for now. All right. Hey, don't don't waste the pita bread like last time. Guys, what are you wasting pas frisbes and ████ out of it? That's why we bought extra. I don't like wasting food. It's 69 cents for It's not wasted cuz there's joy. I don't like wasting food. What's your food, dude? Hey, uh, give me forks and
3:25 stuff. ████ Anybody need a fork? Yeah. Okay. Today, guys, guys, we're eating Zenu chicken again. Shawarma, the fork. We are eating Tazikiwarma. I got one. Hey, today my Uber driver was this Armenian guy. There should be a bunch over there. He was like, "Oh s███." Oh, give me that one. I had an Armenian uncle drive me today. You You didn't get in a fight with him? No. He was really cool. He was like, "You get a fight with him? I make barbecue." Cuz we were watching the Mexican dudes on the road like making tacos in the morning. He goes, "Oh, this is the best best way you must use charcoal in the morning when you make barbecue." Oh, yeah. That's smart. He was like Forest Gut where he would go down the list of all the ████ you know. I make chicken
4:16 schwarma, lamb, quail, I make this one. Yes. And I like boufalo. I like So he would just go down all the ████ animals. And then when he's done with the animals, he would go with all the vegetables. Plants. It's like lower on the spectrum. I like cats. I like dogs. I like frogs. I like whales. I like chickens. What do you like, Tanner? What do you like? And that downs girl goes, "Handsome." You know, my friend works with all of them. That down girl. What do you mean works with all of them? He makes their merch. Shout out to Merch Labs. They do all of our stuff, too. That's right. Yeah. And he says that um they just call out of nowhere and wants to have a conversation. Does he think we're more? Probably. I guarant Yeah. He's like, "These guys are They're probably way more on point than we are. Way more organized. I like cats. I like
5:08 What if when they're talking about their clients are like, "Man, we work with these reach and people think they're talking about them, but it's awesome. I like whales. I like dogs. I like cats." Yo, they're going to have a meet and greet. That's great. I love them. I wish them the best. I wish them, too. I I straight up do. Except for the glasses girl. I wish them all the best. The glasses girl. Glasses girl is literally the worst. Why does everyone hate her? She's a little ████ Yeah, she's a little absolute ████ She's so horny, though. I know. Yo, I love how she just wanted dick so bad. Dude, my beast's wet, brother. Mhm. You know what? She broke up with that dude cuz he wouldn't give up dick. Dude, that was so rough. Poor Adon, dude. Poor Adon. He's never going to have sex in his life. I know. I think he's asexual, though. I agree. I don't think he wants to. No, I don't either. And it's against his religion. So, it
5:58 was so dramatic. I couldn't even I was like, "I can't believe this." Stressed out when she brought up the sex. After giving an ultimatum, he was like, "F███." He had to call his dad and ████ That guy is going to have sex for the first time and it's going to be with a hooker. Are you sure? Yeah. Hooker who? Are you sure? Hooker who drew like the short stick that day. No, because he's so um No, hooker who like has a fetish. No, he has to get married first. I think he's like, but I think it's going to I don't know, brother. Maybe cuz he's on the show, he he'll get to slay some some unique ████ because of it. No, I think I think he's so devout. Yeah, he's super devout. That's what it really is, I think. Yeah. Do you think Do you believe in your heart, Nick, that that uh Habib Habib has never had sex with like a random fan? Yeah, I believe that. You really do? I believe that. He's too halal, bro. Like those guys, different
6:50 level. Yeah, different level. And on top of that too, their fun time is hanging out with the boys. Like their fun time is like, "We're all going to go play soccer." Yep. Their fun time is like, "We're going to go train and then go get food and go get coffee." Like that's how they ████ get down. Did you see? Why would you want the girl? So, brother, you must focus, brother. You must focus. Did you see the ESPN lady try to shake his hand? Yep. And she had to apologize. Yeah. And he just stood there and was just like, "Yes." He doesn't shake anyone's women's hand in in that culture. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, when we went to Malaysia, they're like, "Hey, uh, don't hug the girls." If they hug you, it's cool, but watch out. Especially if they got a hijab. Wild. Don't be hugging the hijab. Yeah, if it's a Chinese hooker, it's like fine, but then like if they got a if they got a a hijab hooker, Chinese hookers are cool, but like when it comes down to the Malays, be careful,
7:42 dude. What's the difference with Chinese hookers versus a Chinese person in America that's hooking? M one speaks no English. That's a good point. Is there a quality difference? M maybe maybe social score credit score. No. Yeah. No, I don't think Chinese American girls are hookers. I think they're gold diggers. Oh, Chinese American girls. They're smart. Yeah. They're playing a long game. When you Is it different eating out a Chinese hooker versus an American Chinese hooker? They taste the same. Okay. Same. No, the diet's different. It's similar. Less Yakult where though? Yakult. Yak's very popular worldwide. Chicken is incredibly dry. Oh, we should call them and say they
8:33 suck. You got the shawarma. It's super dry. Dude, my chicken lulle is very good. I think Ken did something with your order as well. Why'd you get that one? Did Ken, you got the same one, right? Yeah, it's really dry. The shawarma is dry. It's cuz nobody orders that. Did you check dry on the options? Yeah. Extra well done. Hey, can somebody pass me a garlic sauce? Who got a garlic sauce? Yeah, it's bomb, man. That's why you got it. Yours looks like rubber. Dude, you got to put it in the sauce. It moisturizes. Anthony, you want to live the good life? You want me to live the good life? Mhm. You want some of my Lula? What is Lula, bro? Ground chicken. Moist. So good. Very moist. M. That's the good life. It's way better, isn't it? That's a good life. I think
9:23 the best of this style is this Armenian restaurant called Sahara in Pasadena. We got to go. Shout out to you guys. Nice. I love the idea that we're promoing the same style restaurant, but not this. Nah, Zenu is a chain. They do it right though. Yeah, that's a damn good chain, man. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas, and also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. Somehow I fell upon um like this
10:14 Armenian gossip thread thingy and they they they had the whole backstory of Zenku Chickens drama and the how the family split up and there was like mad like issues going on. Wasn't there a murder? Yeah, it's called the Zenu murders. Oh wow. Is that how was Is it really called Zenu murders? Yeah. Somehow you fell on it. Are you talking about the video that we shot here and talked about it? We did a video on it. No, I w I read it separately from you guys. You said you guys like you're not you part of you guys. Yeah, the Zenu murders. Man, that's a great story. Yeah, I feel like that's like good marketing. You think that really happened? Cuz like those things like Oh, it always attracts It always attracts hella young ladies, dude. Young ladies. Oh, and old ladies
11:05 love murder. True crime, dude. Yeah. Love it. Yeah. True crime gets him wet. Gets him wet, dude. Why do they like such dark ████ Nah likes it, too. Yeah, Nikki loves that ████ Loves it, too. Why? That ████ that ████ keeps you up at night. I think it's because so far from what they would do in life like Smack is so not that's not in her wheelhouse at all of how she thinks. So, it's like seeing a completely different like everything. It's like watching natural ████ I'm not that excited about it. ████ like mysteries. Just kidding. Yeah, that's true. They want to know who done it. How do they do it? Yeah, I feel they just like telling on each other all the time. Oh, I bet that guy did it cuz of that reason. Yeah. And I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that like women tend to be more worst case scenario imaginary. Cuz smack is like that. Everything she sees in life, she imagines the worst thing that could
11:55 happen. And watching a true crime is the worst thing happening. And then so they could be like, "See, I told you." Yeah. Cuz as dudes, like when we like walking around at night and ████ we don't even think about anything like that. They're constantly like, "Oh ████ look around me. Make sure I'm not being followed. Is that guy following me across the street?" Like you're like a prey animal. Yeah, dude. Legit. Also, scale of worst thing happening is like different for different people, right? They might be like, "Dang, that's the worst thing that could happen." Ryan's probably like, "I bet you I could think of worse." Yeah, I guarantee like that ████ I did that ████ when I was 3 years old. That's true. True crime s████ make me sad, actually. Yeah, me too. Because like I'm so used to watching like over-the-top movies and none of that's real. And then you watch true crime, you're like, "Oh, that's very unfortunate, dude." You're like, "It's not that great when innocent people die in real stories." I've been getting I've been getting
12:46 really crazy stuff on my algorithm recently. It's been like motorcycle accidents. Why is it where it's always the biker's fault? He keeps liking them. He keeps liking that. You keep watching it and sharing it and co- reposting and interacting and it's like I saw this one where this guy cuts off another motorcycle, but they're on like a they're on a really tall on-ramp. The guy falls over the top and he falls like like 100 ft. My god. And he's he dies. And it's in Florida and you see the people in dash cam, they're like, "Oh my god, he's dead. He's dead. He's dead." But it's one of those things where it's like you see it and you're like, "I've never seen anything like this happen before." Yeah. So, part of me is like, I keep watching it, dude. I keep watching it. I can't stop watching it. I saw one where a motorcycle, hit a truck, and the whole thing exploded, and you were like, "Oh my god,
13:37 today after movie." Oh, I've seen that one. I've seen that one. Yeah. My saved is real ████ up, dude. I have a real ████ up save. Here's the thing. Have you guys seen the new Final Destination? No. I heard it's really good, though. I want to see it. Freaking tight. Don't spoil it. Don't spoil it, please. I'm not down for that at all either. I'm out. Me and Nick can go watch something cool. Yeah, we watched our Stair Warriors. It's um it's uh it's like Friday or something like that when opening weekend uh last last week, right? And uh me and the boys, we you know, we have a couple drinks and then we're like, "Yo, dude, you guys want to go watch Final Destination?" And so we walk to the AMC, we're in Burbank cuz we just had a rehearsal. We walk to the AMC and it's like sold out. Like, damn it. So then I'm like, "Let me see if I can pull up a stream link." What? Hell yeah. Oh, you pirated it. Hell yeah, dude.
14:27 Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. And allegedly I was faded, right? Pull up a stream link. I'm like, "Oh, snap. I got it. Let me see if I can put this on the Tesla." Oh my god. Put on the Tesla. I I drive the guys back to uh I mean my car drives allegedly um back to where the cars are in the rehearsal spot and we're sitting in the car watching Final Destination at night on my Tesla. That's kind of cool. We end up being there. There's three of us including Carlo show car. Um we end up like just being in the car for 2 hours watch this movie just constantly like like just grabbing each other going like that. Dope. Damn, that's tight. And then at the end of the movie, uh, it says like in memory of, uh, the that one black dude who's like in all the movies. Don Cheeto. No, no, not Don Cheeto. Nice call back. Derek Fisher. I got that
15:18 fisherman. No. But anyways, right. So, so we we just spent we spent like two hours kind of watching like, you know, non or like fictional death, right? And then suddenly like Oh, yeah. the mood's like wo like this guy died. So we look it up and uh it's like this guy died in November of last year. So then this like you know darker cloud of like oh man how'd he die anyways right when right when we read that that he died and and one of my homies like oh he died in November last year. The other homies like oh no that possum right this this like baby possum like scurries out in the street and the second he says that this car runs over it runs over just like half of the skull. What? So it's like just rolling around in agony for like 20 30 seconds and again lunch with
16:08 the boys. We've we've already spent the last like 2 hours being like and then this thing happens. We're like oh my god and then we watch it soul just like why don't you go and stomp it out. That's so sad. Stomp it out. Why don't you stomp it out? I don't know. If I saw an animal like that I feel bad. I don't want them to suffer. I just ████ stomp its head so it'll ████ die. Yeah, curb stomp it. Anthony was like, "Oh, it's already about to happen." Yeah, but they're squirming around for how long? Like 20 seconds. That's a long time. Run out there and ████ pow. That's cruelty. Okay, that's crazy, bro. That's cruelty, bud. What if it had a chance to survive? Come on, dude. They're in pain. Don't yell at me for God's decision. Okay. All right. Can you just relax for a second? But it was just so we I think our cortisol is so spiked that we look
16:59 at each other and we're like cuz we're about to leave. We're literally everybody's finished movie. We're about to go. We look at each other. We go, "Hey man, text me when you get home." For real though, dude. That's why I don't like those movies, dude. But it was it was so entertaining. I remember we watched the Candyman movie, the new reboot, and it's not that bad at all. It's not that crazy. But like after watching that, me and Tiff were driving home and we're like, "Yo, I don't think we should watch scary movies anymore. Movies ████ up." It made us feel real icky. And I can imagine you watch a movie like Final Destination where people are dying from just random. No, but it's like hilarious though cuz like cuz it's it's it's the story is stupid. No, but the the creativity of like how people die and the gore, the cleverness is really great for those movies and the gore. And then and then that movie is
17:51 all about the setup, right? It's like why would you from like a a shot point of view like capture this one item? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, slow zoom putting his hand in the garbage disposal and he's like reaching in there and he's like his butts by the ████ button. You're like, "Oh my god, that's a core memory." you know, or driving behind those logs on the highway. You know what I think is a pretty interesting development with like social justice? I think it kind of made scary movies and movie mysteries not as fun. They made it all like mental health issues. No, because you already know like the black person in the movies been shafted for so many years that it's like not good to do that now. So, you already know that guy is not the bad guy. That's funny as hell. You already know it's the it's the straight white guy that's the building. Yeah. Usually. Yeah. Now it's like there's no way the black dude's gonna die first and he's not the villain. So
18:43 you're kind of like because they've been they've been like getting the short end of the stick for decades. So it's like you already know who's going to be what. There's no mystery because they try to make it seem like that's the bad guy. Like everything that you watch now, you're like, "Oh, this freaking black dude is a bad guy." But he's not. You're like obviously he's going to they're going to switch it on him. They shouldn't do a movie like that just for fun. What do you mean? The black guy should die first. No, not that. Just for fun. Holy ████ That's what That's what Tan saying. Make dream movie just for fun. No, make like the bad guy that you know, like you were saying, just make them the bad guy just cuz. Make the black guy the bad guy just cuz maybe maybe try to use different words and say what you're saying. I know. That was sick. No, because I'm saying we have like 30 years of movies where obviously the the bad guy is either is the minority. Wait, is that really the thing like where where the black guy's always the bad guy? I don't think that's a thing. The black guy always dies first.
19:33 No, in horror movies, the black guy's always the one that I that became the always dead first. But then in in normal mainstream movies, the bad person, the villain was always usually gets revealed to be a minority of some sort. Oh, traditional it was either the white guy, the white guy is like a hero. To make it fair, they should make two people the bad guy, the black and the white guy. Like a duo. Nice. That's fair even. And it's unexpected cuz fair I like. But like if you if you pay if you pay attention now if you pay attention to even like TV series now when they allude to the possibly the black guy could be the bad guy you already know it's not Mhm. Oh cuz you're like there's no way there's no way they would do that. Yeah. I don't know man. The scary movies they don't hit as hard as they used to. I feel like do you get scared by scary anime? No. I don't get scared by a lot of uh scary movies or anything. It's
20:25 because you're too tough of a guy. No. It feels more like predictable, you know, because if you've seen a lot, then they're all kind of like the format. Yeah, the format. Exactly. Like, for example, all like the Conjuring movies. Um, those are actually really good, but then you can almost always tell when something scary is about to happen cuz Yeah. And guess what? I'm still ████ losing my ████ I think that's the point. You're supposed to be along for the ride and just I think American style is more about jump scare even and then the plots are all generally the same. Japanese style is like change your life forward. Yeah, it's more like psychological psychological thrillers. So, it's not really the same style. Probably more of a mind ████ though, for sure. Is what's a good Japanese horror movie to watch? Um,u
21:16 I know what you did last. I know what you did last Oborn festival. I'm chilling. That movie's coming back. I know what you did last summer. Really? And um the backd one Jennifer Love He Thank you. You know, you know what? She's back. Signing up, brother. We're watching that movie. I started watching a lot more like '8s scary movies that were like Trauma production. Have you ever seen those? Like um Yeah. They're basically the company that made uh Toxic Adventure. Oh yeah, they're remaking that too. Yeah. Captain Planet. No, it's considered one of the worst movies of all time. Toxic Avenger 2 is the one that's considered one of the worst movies ever made. Yeah. What is it about? They get to two. Um, no. I think the first one did okay, but the second one was apparently one of the worst movies ever made. It's like notorious for that. Like that and like The Room are like constantly talked
22:06 about together. The Room is so good though. The Room is the best. But you have to watch it with other people. If you watch The Room Alone, you're such a weirdo. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. You can't watch it alone. It's hilarious, dude. Can can you leave that in where they're just going can
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