0:00 just kidding news careful boys is a brand just kidding news is the man of smart people the people of just kidding news careful boys they are very smart just kidding news the number one podcast in the [Music] world in Florida news oh was good some of our favorite oh great it's very interesting three South Florida men are facing Federal kidnapping charges after they allegedly abducted the wrong man oh and then proceeded to waterboard him inside of a local Airbnb R the wrong guy yeah Florida's close to guantan Mo Bay do you think that these are agents wait like three undercover agents well cuz I don't know like man you cracked the C outside of the government I don't really
0:50 see water boarding as a technique that just regular everyday people use you know is water boarding where they put the towel over your face and they pour it feels like they drowning simul drown ████ the Crips don't do that ████ how long do they they just do the normal ████ yeah ████ waterboard is crazy whip maybe it's a Florida you chop off fingers fingernails you beat them up can I just say though it's kind of stupid that they did it at Airbnb because you got caught because you have to sign up and do the thing yeah you have your real profile yeah you think the profile picture was them with their family these guys also got the wrong guy so I think there's a string of dumbness that goes in play yeah and why'd you do it at Airbnb he's a FSE cuz you have to pay for the water yeah that's true oh what yeah and they probably have like nice towels Ryan's a wild guy it takes a lot of water to simulate drowning Federal prosecutors claimed
1:42 that on the evening of October 13th Brothers Jeffrey and Jonathan Arista and Raymond Gomez snatched the man as he was leaving his Fort Lauderdale home damn the trio forced him into a white Dodge Charger with Sham police lights blindfolded him and transported him to a rental unit in Plantation which is the name of the town uh to shake him down for cash they claimed to be owed according to the arrest affidavit and he's like it's not me you got the wrong guy one of the kidnappers was disguised as a police officer wearing a gold badge and a tactical vest shortly after arriving at the Airbnb the kidnappers realized they mistakenly kidnapped their intended targets coworker oh no oh so they've been studying a guy that they're like oh this guy has money we need to kidnap him but they got the coworker instead apparently it was money owed to them oh oh so they even get hired cuz that's how
2:32 stupid they are if they were hired and they got the wrong target then it's like oh mistakes but they've been staking out which guy they want and then they don't know until they got there and then rather than freeing the man the the trio tortur him by pointing guns at his head placing a power drill to his skin Oh ████ tring to kill him and then water boarded him we on the skin yeah does it say so were they like that's a great question was it on the I like that question on the elbow it says four skin on the penis no it doesn't nobody gives a ████ about that question okay I'm sorry man I thought it was a good question curious if they knew it was the wrong guy like before they tortured him how come they just was it is it more like I got him already so might as well kind of um they ended up just basically torturing him to be like where's the right guy oh my gosh well how would he
3:23 know it's a coworker where's your coworker that's like I they ask all the time where's Bart like when I'm just chilling they're like where's Bart and I'm like that's really funny family that is always the funniest question be awaii you're in V dude if someone abducted me to find out where Joe is I'm ████ dead dude I don't even know where this guy is I think that's that's a way of people feeling like they're relating at a quicker level than just saying hi I'm a fan next time if someone goes where's Bart I'm just going to call Bart just call me and I just be like hey dude uh so this this guy is asking for you and then I bark and talk to him they're going to love that so I wouldn't have said that cuz now you're going to get people asking just ktie I'll kick you in the balls if you ask said it you said his boundary imagine if I was like Hey guys
4:15 if you see me on the street don't be shy say what's up but if you ask for Bart I'll kick you in the ████ balls and then no one like the person didn't watch this video right so then they go Hey Joe what's up where's Bart and I go bow and he like what like oh you watch spread the news what if they have no balls if it's a lady yeah oh ████ you got to figure out alternative kick kick her man's balls I'll kick any male yet you're standing next to a male in a 5 foot primer you trying to say ladies can't have balls oh caught him yeah oh you are a republican I hate you you ████ transphobic ████ a republican in the mon as a member of the lgbtq uh Community I hate you you're in a you're a member in lgbtq I am which part which which I identify as a straight lesbian
5:07 oh I'm so confused so am I so am I I'm giving him the floor to explain Jason what's a straight lesbian check it out hello yeah hello are you still on that side ████ you heard glossy boy what you see is what you get brother how you feel about it what you see what dude that explanation would fix so much confusion in the world but can you question it if you question it does that mean you're you're not an ally yeah you don't do that you're a don't do that you ain't a ████ Ally dude I don't know um why
5:57 people got to be so intolerant these days but for me I think it's pretty simple all I'm asking people to do is just call me by what I want to be called yeah which is also straight lesbian straight lesbian but also if I didn't know what your your pronouns are and I'm a little bit ████ then you got to educate me you can't be like you ████ homophobic ████ yeah that's true that's true mean true you got to tell me do you know what I mean okay you got to tell me the thing you got to educate me you can't put me on game say that yeah say put me on game put me on game now people need to go to Joe at June B they can't ask where his bar otherwise they'll get kicked in the nuts and they got to call him a straight lesbian straight lesbian if they didn't watch this video they're ████ they're ████ dude this is a really important video for JK you should just have it playing
6:47 on the monitor at Jun be so people know I know I bet our sales would go really high we're the opposite I don't know what happened but uh one day I went up to my store and there was a big uh rainbow flag there and huh um I just decided to keep it and I think from that point on I knew that I had to really become who I really was yeah you know where your peoples are yep is there really a rainbow flag at your store there is is that for Hawaii though or is that for it could be both he's like Dam I don't know I don't know where it came from my employees I don't know if a gift like a like a customer came and they put it there but it's there now and I and to me it's just instead of throwing that away and saying don't put anything up there you burn it no I just
7:39 embraced it Embrace yeah embrace you embrace the flag and also Embrace a new gender ex so what if somebody like goes there and puts like a Confederate flag up I have to embrace it what if they what if they put a K's flag I have to embrace it wow that's super mature gr the way he said I have to embrace it was less wanting yeah but the words were all still there so if somebody were just typing this out like a stenographer it would be the same ████ but he was saying it with his mou it would be 10 fonts smaller it would be they don't do that cuz it's too it's a typewriter no no they they have they have a reluctant font by the way out of everyone here I I wear the kja shirt the most so what if somebody put a boba time flag go ahead and take that away it's like take it back it's like I wear the careful Boy shirt bro you you never give me one plug
8:30 you're supposed to like follow up with one of those it's in the linkoln bio in the description like Joe does yep there's a hey everyone's wearing a careful Boy shirt except for you yours is the sounds gay I'm in he's the one and this is the other dude that hooking us all up and stuff shirts buddy is a great shirt Gio gave me this shirt yeah GI gave us these shirts really true yeah Gian that's his name on is that gian's company not white okay not white well I'm okay buddy thank you shout outs to you guys but you're overshadowed by the careful boys t-shirts cuz that's what we're going to promote but thank you thank you very much it's very polite I I got some I got some merch too again coming from the sounds gay I'm in guy I'm I got some buddy merch too I'm just not wearing it cool do you have any merch that you
9:21 want to plug Jason chenny no do you have Jason chenny merch yeah yeah what's the when you don't have Jason chenny merch like that's so nice I do but it's all sold out Jesus are you ████ kidding me it sold out because I didn't make it can I make it for you what make it you have to have a shirt that going make it I'm going have a shirt that says that's so nice man I'm going to make it that's the best thing okay that's so nice and then fear everybody yep no you we already have that ████ dude but be no everyone he has he has fear everybody Fe how about fear how about fear anyone you no off yeah bootleg yeah like a bootleg fear some fear some some guys some guys some some young guys fear some guys some some straight [Laughter]
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