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Oh No, Where's Ryan?

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0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys. This is a very special who done it, what's going on murder. >> Sad one because we have genuinely no idea where Ryan is >> or Bos. >> Bonos is in a meeting in Newport Beach. She's going to come here later. I up >> I thought she replied that she was going to be here all day and then I and then she goes, "Can you scroll up?" and I scrolled up and she says the PM session and I was like ████ >> Sorry, that was my bad. >> So, can't believe that. >> So, we've got we've got one accounted for on on the matter of Bart's ████ That's that's a mystery solved. But a mystery unsolved is we don't know where Ryan is. And this is very unlike him uh in his personality, his nature, his preparedness, his communication. >> Usually Anthony comes in first and then

0:51 Ryan. That's usually the pattern. And then Nick's always late, but Barb blames Nick. And he was like, >> well, I was late and and Ryan wasn't here and I was like, >> I guess something made it. Yeah, I guess I made it. >> And on top of that, every single one of us has called him so far. >> Yeah. And I texted him. >> And you got texted him. >> I'm already at the point like at what at what time frame cuz he's 40 minutes late right now, by the way. FYI, 40 minutes is kind of crazy. At what point do you like hit up smack? >> Probably soon. Maybe 2 hours. >> Cuz 2 hours. Let's just let's just let's just uh call him. >> Well, I don't want to worry her. >> That's what I'm saying. I don't want to. But he's probably asleep, right? >> Call her after he's dead. Don't call him before. >> He's probably >> A lot of that didn't make sense, but I like it. >> Don't call her when she can do something about it. Call her after she's still working. >> What's the most likely? He slept through

1:41 his alarm. >> He got in a car accident. >> Whoa. What the >> I don't want to. >> It's the most likely, dude. >> Ideally, he's sleeping. non ideally but also very realistic is I know he does crazy hours. >> That's what I'm thinking. >> So he could have driven here from Vegas like starting at midnight. >> Really? >> Yeah. He does crazy ████ like you know >> he doesn't sleep. >> There's hella times he's hosting and he's like I didn't even sleep for 24 hours cuz he's just doing ████ >> Or is this part of his ████ plan that he's like I'm going to be late. I'm not going to answer anything. He's in a big surprise us with something cuz he told me about certain days for this shoot week. He was like don't wear your favorite shirt on this day. And I was like, >> "Yeah, what the ████ does that mean?" >> He told me about tomorrow. >> Yeah, he said that for tomorrow. >> What the ████ >> I'm so cryptic. >> Why are you not wearing your favorite shirt today?

2:31 >> You know, I didn't even think about it. >> Maybe I shouldn't Maybe I shouldn't wear my favorite shirt to the show at all. >> There's days I wear my favorite shirt. >> Is this your favorite shirt? No, ████ it. >> This is my new favorite shirt. >> Oh, I have that in white. >> Vegas? >> Yeah. >> Hell yeah. Speaking of um death though, I mean, no, the crazy thing about Ryan is that he might do a 24-hour bender >> and you don't know if it's because he's working on the soundtrack for like a major pop star movie or he just played video games with his homies. >> Yeah, that's his style. >> Yeah, that's how he goes down. We really don't know. >> So, you don't you think don't call Smack for like 2 hours? >> No, it's already been 1 hour. So, you could wait another hour. >> Yeah, I feel like 1 hour is like >> But how would she know? I feel like 1 hour is grace period then I feel like >> a gangster grace period >> is it >> for a shoot schedule. Yeah. >> Well, if someone like fell asleep, you

3:21 know. >> Okay. Yeah, that's fair. >> And then and then so if Yeah. Well, how does the phone work if he has do not disturb on none of the >> I don't think it does. He It's ringing. >> You got to call his parents. >> It's ringing for It rings for a minute. >> I don't have his parents' contacts. I haven't needed any x-rays in a minute. But that's who we should be calling. >> Maybe an hour then if we're if we're trying to be preventative and safe. Like seriously. >> Yeah. But calling him isn't going to stop him from the car accident that he was already in and he's in the hospital right now and in the ER room. >> Yo, we're talking about smack. >> But that's one of the thousands of other scenarios that could also happen. >> I think I think this dude is so busy with this auction. He ████ probably just >> I did all the posts. You >> all post? >> Yeah. >> Oh ████ My bad. My bad. >> Well, he did all the No, he did all the shoes. He did all the shoes. He did all the shoes. He did all the shoes. >> That's a lie. Maybe he's so tired from

4:12 working. >> Dude, ████ Bart had like 30 shoes, man. >> I almost took two pairs. >> Wait, you're blaming me for giving the company money? >> That's why Ryan's not ████ here, dude. >> That's why Ryan's not here. >> If you guys could just get on the same page, maybe Ryan would show up. >> Yeah, dude. >> Yeah, but then >> maybe this is Ryan quitting the show. >> That would that just made me sad for a second. >> What if this Ryan's like, "F███ you guys. I'm out." >> He's literally not texting anyone back or calling anyone back. >> No. to me. This was his way of quitting. >> You're still ringing. >> Dude, I called him three times already. >> I'll be offended because he should have told us so we quit at the same time. >> Wait, where you going? >> I'm getting ████ paper towels >> for what? >> We got to figure out. >> You might get die on the way to getting paper towels, Joe. >> All right, resume. >> Camera's back on. >> Yeah, >> dude. last week shooting JK and this

5:04 week everything's just starting off real weird, guys. >> Maybe it's like a >> You know about what happened last week? >> Yeah, dude. I was laughing, man. Because >> you guys just needed to change the freaking battery on the thing. >> We're talking about the blackout first. >> Oh, yeah. If you read the email, they send a ████ email of the of the uh they said that for maintenance they're going to turn off the electricity until when on Saturday. >> Who has this email? >> No, it wasn't. >> They sent it to us. >> I was I CC on the email. >> Let me look. >> And you didn't >> Why would they be on? I don't think anyone else is on the email. >> You didn't see the email that said our call time and then and then cross >> I read this ████ later. >> No, I was in England. I read it later. >> Well, it's it's same thing. >> Yeah. Yeah, if you got the explanation after the fact, how would we know? >> This is like us calling smack after

5:55 Ryan's dead. >> Come on. We can't joke about that, man. >> We got to figure out where the ████ Ryan is. >> What happened? >> What? What about what happened? >> So, we came here >> and then it was blacked out just in like this building. >> No, no. That That building and the street light. >> Yeah. Oh, the street. Okay, that sounds like >> So, weird quadrant was blacked out and it didn't come on until after 100 p.m. >> Damn. What did you guys do? And the email, according to our neighbor, said the power is supposed to come on at 6:00 a.m. >> So they got the email. >> What do you mean? >> So the neighbor got the email that the power was going to go. >> No, they they reached out to Edison's direct. >> Oh. Oh. So it was an actual >> said they're supposed to turn the power back on at 6:00 a.m. Um so we're like, "Okay, cool. That should be fine. It's supposed to be not affect the business park, but then when we all got here, it was still off. Then they pushed it back to 12. Then they pushed it back to 1:00.

6:46 So we couldn't film until like 2:00. or some ████ like that. >> Damn. >> Yeah, we started. >> How many videos did you guys do that day? >> We did uh ████ >> pretty close to finish. We just crammed it. >> We did six >> last week. Some people had to bounce. >> We just had no lunch. Just went straight through all of it. >> You guys had breakfast. You guys had breakfast. >> Where were you? We went to Bakoli. >> I was I wasn't scheduled. >> Is it Boli or Bali? >> Bali. >> Bakali is good, bro. >> And then we didn't have AC was hot as ████ so we're filming with the door open. >> ████ sucks. Wait, during the blackout >> or you waited for the back blackout? >> So, you know, because of the coincidence of the blackout, no one thought of batteries, >> everyone thought, oh ████ AC unit attached to the ████ freeze box. It fried the whole system. Like, no one was thinking the easiest solution, you know? >> Yeah. >> It's cuz I usually replace the batteries, so no one else. >> That's literally what everyone said.

7:36 >> They're like, "Joe would have known." >> Everyone's like, "Joe lives here. He would know." >> Allegedly, he lives here. No, but I No, it's cuz it's gone out before and I thought the same thing, too. Like the first thing was the HVAC. >> I'm glad we learned from our mistakes in this office. >> Yep. >> Well, this is our last ████ week. >> Well, by the time I got the message, >> that's kind of crazy, actually. When I was driving over here, I was like, this is probably one of the last times we're ████ going to drive over here. >> I know. And then no more blackouts >> and no more Ryan and no Steve. >> No more AC. Yeah. How come Steve's not here this week? He had uh he he dropped out cuz I think one of his close buddies um had a baby and then they wanted him to go see the baby. >> That's not I thought it would be a better excuse honestly. >> Well, he told me um >> What the ████ >> That guy never asks him for anything. >> So, if he asked him to come see the baby, it must be a big deal. >> And and and meet and meet the baby mama.

8:27 >> Meet the baby. Is that what it is? >> It was Yeah, it was like the baby and the baby mama or something. Yeah. >> Damn. >> So, >> it was dropping like flies, dude. Yeah, >> I think there's more to the story, but I'll say it off camera. >> Okay, >> that's all he told me. I don't know. >> Whatever. I was just curious, >> dude. Yeah. >> Call Ryan one more time. Everyone call Ryan one more time. >> Absolutely weirdest. >> Should we call sessions? >> He said he said in like an hour maybe. >> It's about to be an hour. Let's FaceTime him. >> I already did that, too, >> cuz I thought maybe a different ring would pop. >> You guys have Smack's number. >> Yeah, >> maybe we should call Smack >> just to be like, "Hey, can you call?" >> It's better to be on the safe side. >> Text her. >> Yeah, just text her. >> It's better to be on the safe side. I mean, does she have Ryan schedule where she wakes up at like 5:00 p.m.? >> I don't think she's the same. >> Aussies wake up like right on the >> or she might be still >> maybe text her >> clocked into the Aussie schedule. >> She doesn't live there, dude.

9:17 >> Text her just to be preventable. >> On the whole coast, dude. >> That is like >> It's out of character. It's out of character >> because Okay, best case scenario. She wakes up and she's like, "Ryan, wake up." >> You don't have a good Aussie accent. >> No, I don't. >> You should. >> No, I can't. >> What' you say to her? >> Hey, super random. >> Okay, the last thing I said text that would give me ████ anxiety if I was smacked. >> What would you want me to say? I said, >> what did he write? What he said? >> Hey, smack super random. You wouldn't happen to know where Ryan is, do you? >> It's straight to the point without >> freaking out. Well, I guess if he has that rapport with her, I think it's fine. >> You haven't even talked to Smack, do you? >> What are you talking about? I'm >> Do you have her number? >> You might as well just call 911. >> No, nobody has her number. I have her number. I must have some sort of rapport.

10:07 >> We're group chats. Are you group chats with Smack? >> You want a group chat with Smack? >> You send memes and stuff. You >> Oh, yeah. I do have a group chat. >> Yeah, right. Yeah, right. What kind of memes you guys send each other? Yo, >> you want to see my group chats? You want >> Yeah, prove it right now. Do this right now. >> Yeah, prove it. Group chat for group chat. >> I lied. I lied. I lied. >> She talks to Hannah. See, >> I go through Hannah. >> I'm only in this one. >> Big group chat. >> How big is the group? >> There's like 20 of you guys in there. >> Wait, did Smack reply or No, >> no, not yet. >> I don't think you should have alarmed her that hard. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Okay. What would you have said? >> I would have been like, "Bro, this ████ never is late. Where the ████ is Ryan? Did he get in a car accident?" >> Okay, that's I think that's one version on the table. Let's try to rule out car accident the best we can. Now you're making me ████ paranoid, Joe. >> That's immediately where my mind went.

10:57 My mind goes to paranoid Filipino mother mode. >> Yeah. I would way rather Ryan's just like literally he's been standing in there wearing that outfit the whole time trolling us. >> Hopefully this is just >> Well, yeah. None of us even check the office, right? >> The ████ >> Is he doing some ████ prank or no? Like I I like I >> That was the first thing I thought honestly >> that there's a camera here and he's just ████ trolling us >> and Bonos is not really out of ████ Newport Beach. Uh and they're going to ████ pop out and scare all of us or something. >> There's a big surprise. >> I like that. >> I like that Bart's checking the bathroom. >> Hey, Ryan. Oh, Ryan's in here. Oh, he's just pooping. >> He's checking the bathroom. >> Yeah, that's >> that's the stupidest place to look >> or the smartest. That's like looking under this tobasco ████ Ryan. Not damn where you at, man. Like, oh, he's probably thinking Ryan's

11:48 going to pop out of nowhere and say supplies. Last ████ shoot. >> Nah, this is not like him. >> Especially on the last week, dude. >> I feel like >> I have no idea, dude. >> I feel like >> Okay, I think he just slept in. >> I'm That's what I'm hoping for. >> I think he's just so exhausted. I hope. >> He's been working so hard. >> He's just cuz that fool does have so much ████ up his sleeve. I don't know. >> He didn't tell me the Vegas set is done. >> ████ dude. >> It's done. >> He said he just just whatever is missing is from here that we need to bring over there. >> Oh ████ >> But the rest of it is pretty much done. >> Holy ████ So this guy's been on a bender probably just >> and I just got a >> He needs to sleep, huh? Maybe he just needs to sleep. >> All right. >> What do you guys think we should do? Well, I think the only thing we can do is hit up Smack. >> We just Yeah, Ryan. Hopefully, she

12:40 responds. >> I mean, now that I've texted her, it's like I don't I don't want to hit her up again. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just leave it alone. >> Now you hit her up, Nick. >> All right. >> I don't have her number. You have her number. You just have your phone number. >> Dude, now you have Hannah Smack up. >> I know. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, no. And then she's going to wake up with like five texts and miss calls. >> Does Ta have a phone? >> Just have Ta do it. >> Have Ta call Smack. That'd be kind of sweet, actually. She'd probably look forward to that. >> Yeah, she'll be like, "What the f███?" >> Well, that guy has he's at school. >> Whatever. Tell him to >> pull his ass out. >> Who cares? >> Pull his ass out for the phone call >> for the content. Dude, >> this reminds me of when we went to uh that JK Adventure. We had Filipino food and then Ryan put a balloon egg in Steve's backpack and then Steve didn't notice it and he went back and he had to fly out the next day and then Steve wasn't responding to like Ryan's calls and stuff like that and Ryan felt really

13:30 bad and he was texting me. He's like, "Dude, what should we do?" I'm like, "Dude, we should tell Nikki." And then so finally like told Nikki, uh he's like, "Yo, this is super random, but like I left a balloon egg in his backpack and he's not picking up my phone." And I'm I'm really worried cuz you might go through like TSA with this like super scrolly ass egg that might explode in his bag. So is there any way you can like figure out a way for him to check his bag? And he wanted to commit to the prank and not tell him it was an egg. So like Vicki still had to just be like, "Oh, look, I might I might have left my like charger in your bag. Can you see if it's there? >> And he's like, "What the ████ >> What What was Steve's reasoning for not picking up a phone call?" >> Crypto, dude. He kept refreshing. >> I think I think he maybe just like woke up late or something like that. Same thing. And maybe once you wake up late, you're in a hurry and you're not like focused on like non emergency personnel, >> right? In case emergency ICE personnel.

14:20 Is that what you put that on your phone? >> No. >> Like IC in case of emergency contacts? >> No. >> You ever do that? >> What's IC with the phone? >> In case of emergency. So like let's say like you ████ an accident. >> You guys have people around you that could rely you could rely on. >> Yeah. Like my father and my sister. >> Oh, I ain't got those things. >> It's regular. >> Not even Mike song as your ████ contact. >> You could rely that he'll choke you. >> Wait, what is that? What is the >> like c so certain contacts we'll you'll just put like I ce not like ████ ICE like ████ anyways um and then that way if you get into some sort of emergency situation and somebody's able to like uh open your phone and like look at who can they can contact some people might be a good idea I didn't do that I what I have is uh for Gio's phone if she calls me it cuts through everything >> so it could be do not disturb whatever

15:10 my phone could be off like sleeping whatever it'll cut through every single thing. >> Which is why which is why hitting up it's it's in a it's in a focus mode type thing or work mode. >> But yeah, you just you just it's a click an option that way like if Hannah has emergency, she can call no matter what setting her phone's on, I'll call through. >> That's the mentality is you got to you got to hit up like the the wifey or whatever, you know. Smart. >> Yeah. But then what if she's with you and you're both in trouble? >> Oh ████ >> See? Well, then that's the end of your bloodline anyway. Right. Industry.

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