0:00 [Music] hey before we get into this piece videoe uh we wanted to ask Nick a question before before we introduce Our Guest Jason today uh we want to ask Nick um if there's two people right and then one's molesting the other the other one doesn't want that but then this one is also molesting this person at the same time this person also doesn't want it what is that wait say that say that one more time they're msing each other but they both don't want it is this a patreon video you say that one more time can you say that just one more time it within the now you're get no no no no no is that a pat what are we talking about can you just say that one more time everybody welcome back to another awesome video of off the Record today we have a fan favorite
0:50 Jason chenny chenny chenny hey you know what's so cool about this chinny chin chin yeah I messaged him cuz I knew he was coming today so I said hey dude what is your shirt size cuz I'm going to send you a shirt I'm I'm going to have a shirt ready for you and this fool screenshotted that shirt because it took like a it was going to take a month a month but you got it so fast I got it because I think it's because they Jesus knows I'm a nice person and they give it to me faster but it's because I really like it why is your shirt different than mine screenshotted what do you mean he screenshotted he he screenshotted that he bought this and then he okay that's so nice of you dude no because I love it I was going to get it but because I really like you really bought that on your own yeah because I wanted it shirt what did you like about
1:41 it because it says fear everyone I don't want a tattoo that's too crazy why not I know everybody got the thing you going to get it with us no you don't want to be a part of the careful boy crew dude you want to join the ████ gowok J dude this is your say you know what this is what happens you ready wow we always have a thing to do when a milestone hits when you get your Netflix special oh yeah you should wear shorts on stage yeah he said it he said okay oh shook my head no that was a forceful that was a hand rape no that's not hand rape that is you forced it in hand rap we're not trying to be on YouTube huh no bleep bleep patreon Stars yeah D
2:33 make the note dude where did you get that shirt though Gio gave it to me wait Gio gave it to you GI made gave it to him it's Gio's new brand sounds gay I'm in let's go let's go anything gay then I say yay wow that's a another shirt that's another shirt huh okay works too hey gay okay that's that's good that's good so how you been man I've been um buying our shirts yeah bu shirt yeah I got who would have thought they'd ask you that yeah you could click on the link in the description box below you could get the shirt yourself that sounds gay I'm in one no these not care this isn't this like the um the most popular
3:23 one fear everyone it looks like it it looks like the most popular one is that one in the beige too the baby yeah I mean we were doing a really really huge campaign of marketing for it when we tattooed our legs for Life yep yeah I think that was a big deal wait what why does yours look off color your color maybe it's because uh why are you talking about my skin color no no no oh my eyes are up here honey my off color who says that it a little says that would you get extra extra small or did you get extra big dude no I got extra extra are you blessing a little bit what size shirt is that is it large but then I was like in a large it up I know large look baggy on me what size your underwear I came what size your underwear wow yeah you wear large underwear medium is smaller oh yeah so so big body but
4:13 smaller so you have a bunch of extra room in the front exactly yeah me too but it's extra small for me but anyway so what's up with you you didn't answer the question yeah man well you asked me two questions just now what was it Joe said a thing Joe always says a thing but whatever's last yeah you know I don't know whatever the last thing or whoever's louder so what's up with you like that okay I'm that's a good voice loud voice that scared me a little bit you scared your guest I have a I have a deep voice like that Nick uses his karate voice sometimes but just answer the question what's up with you man how's everything yeah good I saw you posted you got like a 20 City tour right 20 C maybe tell everyone maybe you could tell everybody about they come come out and see you thank you so much for plugging my tour you're welcome Hey JK
5:03 fans come through huh yeah and they're okay I don't know I was going to say and they're really nice but I I said that already but um so say something different okay they're um passionate passionate and they're uh some of them are black that's cool some of them are Asian yeah that's cool he that's exactly our fan base that's exactly it some of them are black and some of them are Asian though some of them are also not black or Asian that's it that I was going to say that okay cool damn more than think and I and I like that but um yeah so that's where can they go what link can they go to see all the oh yeah please um maybe the link in the description Maybe not maybe Jason ch.com maybe link and bio no no no no no go to his Instagram I got to post it on YouTube but tell them tell them
5:54 Instagram Jason chenny Doom Jason chenny Jason jenny.com is my handle no just Jason Jenny and all the things you know do the tour thing and uh do the yeah we already got a lot of people that bought tickets whatk have you have you uh twir T All Over America I feel like most of the what area is your most favorite where you go like oh I can't wait to go to this you know what if like a underrated uh City I feel like DC is pretty underrated really yeah we don't hear about DC very much so you always heard about him from Dave Chappelle so you have all these politicians in your audience no they're like um no okay you were going to say black
6:44 people really what's DC there's a lot of black people there what's so underrated about it I don't know like their food is nice I didn't think I didn't know DC had food that's what I thought well I mean like a regional dish you know like like Louisiana like fried chicken chick or whatever Texas barbecue I never heard of Washington DC ████ KFC Subways yeah super underrated but what is it though what is the we went to like this um this vegan Mediterranean restaurant what you already lost me at that no but that's what I'm saying is that usually it's not great but then this place they had like Vietnamese beautiful Vietnamese women as waitresses they come and they like massage you a little bit so it's most about the waitresses no but the food is also good so it's vegan Mediterranean
7:36 with Vietnamese yes but also they have like Korean people to come and serve you and cut up like a little meatball thing it's a different thing but the food is Mediterranean about the bus boys what races are they they're gay okay I'm in they're the gay race yeah yeah gay gay bus boys bu boys is be gay Korean meatball Cutters Korean meatball Cutters the play Vietnamese massagers um massage for you I got to look it up I got but it it's a really I want to look it up right now who's making the falafal who's making the vegan falafal the the gay Middle Easterns okay gay Middle Eastern yeah so it's pretty diverse they flip it they smash it and then they they toss it you know what I was just a little upset that um Joe didn't like the Mediterranean so I had to like sebast it up yeah yeah yeah to put
8:27 a little put some you had a sebast up yeah wait what you talk about I love I love Mediterranean you mean the Vietnamese thing with the massage you heard of saaz yeah saaz what was that word the the spazazz that's Paz Paz pazaz yeah but in Mediterranean they say saaz in mediterrania no I like Mediterranean I do for me Mediterranean is like Thai food where there's a ████ ton but only 1% is good that's true you know what I mean like how many Kebab places have you been to it's just like and then there's a couple that are like damn like Saharas is ████ good banging but then after that you're going to eat about 49 other ones before you have another niom one I will say veggie
9:17 Falafel is one of like the worst foods in the world really I've had nothing but bad veggie Falafel yeah it's just disgusting wait what's a veggie fla is it just like fried veggie potato yeah but and then they mix and then chickp it they mix like cardboard in it or something why do they do that to make it taste awful no but it's authentic fful awful I think that's their own way of trying to keep people good it's full of awful that's what we want we want that I think it's the authenticity cuz you know remember back then when like there is famine and and War yeah and then so they would give give them I think we have that now still no yeah yeah but less before more it's more of a throwback there was it's a throwback good old days
10:07 the're good old days where there's a lot of famine do your does your Chinese families talk about famine yeah well growing up they always like you know don't flush we were just I was talking about this with my friend like courtesy flush I didn't know that I I learned about courtesy flush 4 years ago that's a privileged thing though I I I learned it four years ago I understand to do the you don't have to yell at me about it just saying okay I was just a little passion courtesy flush he's right now you're about to teach right now okay it's like if you take a dooo yeah which is dooo is like a ████ in the toilet yep I know what that is if if you go into somebody's house you flush it right when your ████ comes out the ████ can I say it sorry sorry I got excited like I got excited that you got excited I'm sorry
10:57 but I was really excited I just love talking about this kind of stuff I'll say for him you poop you flush it right away so sometimes if you have four poops come out you'll flush four times yeah so that it doesn't smell so it doesn't smell at all you're constantly just flushing I thought that the smell came from your butthole being exposed to the air not because of your poop cuz how to smell go through the water and then go into the atmosphere the poop coming out of your butthole that Gap like if you took that poop and you put it on a string and you just try to hypnotize someone it's going to smell like ████ in but also sometimes you take a ████ and the ████ float to the top and then a little bit of gas got to flush that yeah or you got like a huge log and the water happens to be a little shallow in that bowl why is the water shallow sometimes the shallow I've done this before whatever
11:49 that song is I've done this before where I flush too much and then you you got to wait cuz you hit the thing and then there's no water for the pressure so you just wait and then has to build and it Go and it goes all the way to the top and then you can flush that's how toilets work yeah but I just learned about the cesy yeah yeah yeah so did he but but the thing did you know not not know about the courtesy flash I don't do that yeah I don't do that either he's not offended spray air freshener because that's when like but my parents would be like don't waste water that's what I'm saying that's more common flush it twice that's what I'm saying it's a privileged thing it's a privileg thing but in California do you remember if it's brown flush it down if it's yellow make it mellow let it mellow look I'll say this if you're sharing a toilet with a bunch of people I think it's good to Courtesy flush but if you're ████ in your own house and no one's home you just let it
12:40 ride baby yeah collect four s████ before you flush it yeah you let it ride yeah oh man 100 wait four is a lot collect your for s████ Ryan yeah if the only person who's smelling your own Kaka that's poop as well that's dirty guys and if you're married if you're married sometimes in that toilet I'll see a ████ red tampon dookie wow ████ pee ████ you're basically talking about Gio Boogie no boogies like kid boogies on there cuz only kid yeah kid boogies on the kleenex all in the same toilet dude it's pretty crazy and then a ████ Ninja Turtle Band-Aid yeah that's always all in the same toilet it's Ninja Turtle Band-Aid that's also privileged by the way well let me ask you with the hair cuz you know you guys have the wife and girlfriend thing hair doesn't go in the toilet no no I know
13:30 okay sometimes it ends up in there though sometimes it ends up there just my wife's hair gets ████ everywhere though yeah but does it clog your your drains yeah absolutely the shower drain but can I say something dude you got to get a snake you have a snake it's an animal called a reptile no no no don't don't do this to me just get the dro there's a Dro F the dro Dro speaking Chinese there's a Dr not specifically for hair and it's great it it vaporizes it like acid dude I like doing the snake though there's a joy there's a satisfaction it's disgusting but there's a satis can I tell you something Jason yeah since I got a snake yeah I probably used it three or four times is it king cobra or is it like python hey that's a good fallback career there's not going to be enough plumbers in the world that's what I'm saying you could make a ████ ton of money people will call a plumber to be like can you
14:20 snake my drain and it's like a little bit of hair and then it runs perfectly but as soon as you do it you're like I can be a plumber yeah but sometimes the snake is two things you know what I mean like to and then now your snake is like I only like this way yeah yeah but then there's a way to like you know get down the other I'm in the house sck and I use a ████ wire hanger and I just uncoil the wire that works yeah you're handyman you're how long is your girl's hair how long does it go on her back does it is it long dude my wife her hair goes all the way to her ████ ass right so it's ████ very long C everywhere so sometimes when I'm like changing I'll find piece of hair in my underwear bro you pull it out of I'm trying to get all one one little strand it's disgusting but it's kind of tight huh between a butt cheeks dude it ends it ends up on my butt cheek and I'm pulling it all the
15:10 way out and it'll take me it's like a little game I play it's a little mini game I play and does it not break sometimes it doesn't most of the time I I get it without breaking I don't want to brag I don't want to brag I'm trying to be humble she has really good hair so you're just flossing basically little bit he's a butt floss you use your wife's hair to floss your ass I don't put it there it just ends up there he flosses his ass with you guys ever like take the floss at the end it it you at the end of the floss you pull it and then there a little bit left yeah and you're like ████ man yeah I don't like I put a gun in my mouth right after I go ████ you what's the point and then I ████ out and then I get really sad so like how how's your baby baby I like how this fool has a baby on board the caution thing on his on his
16:00 car yeah you put you put one on huh or was wife's idea no no I wanted it but she bought it but I wanted it does it make a difference in like driving experience it does it does but when um when the baby's not on board and I'm texting you got harsher judgment no no they they go okay he's got a baby but I don't have a baby yeah you got to send his text what you got to send those texts I got to those when I'm alone but when there's a baby I'm I'm I'm 10 and to that's good that's good is it a clear difference when somebody has a baby on board sign that like other D I think people are a little more I would like if I see ay oh ████ they'll let you in when you're trying to merge and stuff you drive slower I do drive slower I'm like oh ████ just in case especially when I have my my dogs in the car I drive so slow yeah I drive faster when there's other people's children in
16:51 my car cuz I want to get them away safely yeah interesting oh okay that's nice too yep but I'm afraid that if it's like too fast sometimes Too Furious yeah Too Fast Too Furious and they they get anxiety yeah you no so funny yeah babies get anxiety all the time for sure it's called baby anxi you know it's like bab do bab have anxiety like sometimes I like if we Bon Her Head yeah like accidentally or whatever but they always look at you to be like oh is this bad but we always go yay it's fine but then I wonder if that's gaslighting them it you we're gaslighting them is you know what I mean like you're fine and then she's ████ bleeding how often do you Bonker not not not cuz you accidentally end
17:44 whatever what's the recommended amount only when you walking through doorways huh that's a that's probably a hot spot do you believe inid oh um boys oh girls maybe not do you have a do you have a son or you son and a daughter or just a no just daughter so do you think there's a difference where you see like oh my baby girl I could never ████ you up and then if it's a boy it's like I can't wait to spank you no I don't want to wait to spank you but I want to maybe hit you a couple times couple times I don't know though but cuz I've never been in a situ I don't think I I don't know how old is she she's 8 months oh okay what do you mean you don't know like you never got hit no I got hit all the time but I just don't know if I could do that to my tell do you think you ever got gas lit as a kid of course yeah if you're an Asian kid I think you got Gass it for sure yeah for sure well you know my my my mom still
18:36 does this she will do the thing where she goes I told you I ████ told you a month ago right but in my head I'm like I don't think he told me but she's so confident that I'm like I think she told me I guess you did yeah I guess easier to just say I think you told me but she's confident every time so maybe I'm like I'm you know like maybe I forgot I don't think they're gaslighting I think they have a very strong imagination it just they believe it too they believe it I think they believe it too and then they then they manifested their history yeah so they're just like I don't know if it happened or not but I think it happened so it happened they're probably gaslighting their imagination then that's what it that's what it is they Gaslight themselves imagination and then they just say the truth that they Asian parent delusion is like really on
19:29 on the on the line of uh psychotic like like how your dad said he never hit you oh yeah but you know what though my cousins told me they they they confronted their father my uncle said the same thing to him oh we were like great parents you never we never ████ you up or anything like that you you too bro I this is like whoa wait you never ████ up your kids like I've seen you ████ them up and goes h i mean once in a while I had to spank them but like Dam none of the you guys are exaggerating you guys are weak like that's the kind of ████ they say and I'm like no I Saw You full fist punch you know I'm like you are a ████ lying sack of ████ but they're not lying they're I think they're so delusional like it's probably hard to just and like even remember that you did ████ like that that happened to but is that is that what happened yeah it's the same thing I
20:19 I called my dad out like three year three 3 weeks ago or something and then um he was like no I don't know why Jason's like that like in the text chain like yeah I don't know why Jason's like that he he had the best childhood like ever and my wife like seen my yeah I don't want to but yeah but uh but yeah no it's okay go to a dark place no no I just don't want to you should go to the dark place yeah tell us the details you just you literally said nothing you said I have a story it started and then it ended that's what you said dude you're a good interrogator man in my stomach I'm like I want to tell you everything tell me everything no I just uh but basically uh it's just we're out of time we're going to have to tune in around thank you guys for joining
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