0:00 [Music] a manchester fraudster cheated the uk government for 1.7 million pounds how come it can't be woman chester we're not there yet woman breast are you proud of yourself yeah are you proud of yourself for saying some ████ like that you kind of like it no you try you just don't do it as good or fast i did a really lame one yesterday i was pretty proud of that loving that lame was pretty good thank you thank you guys if you support anthony's puns defend him in the comments please please from all of his bullying because he needs he needs defense because he can't defend himself yeah that's a hard thing to argue yet all right so this guy cheated the government out of 1.7 million pounds what's the easiest way to do that he cheated he cheated the government he pulled a fast
0:50 one pull a fast one can we get a hint medical fraud yeah well they get free health care so they wouldn't need to cheat the government right ████ is it a tax thing it um it's almost equivalent to like a welfare thing they get welfare in the uk oh they wrote like i got fake dependents and they have been paying them bingo bar wow good guess he claimed benefits on 188 children 188 so glitch that don't know they're gonna get you man what are you talking about a ████ crazy number like that how did he even get to 180 and not get caught maybe every year they added like a couple like oh i got away with 13. maybe i want a kid farm because like i'm kidding what is a kid farm and tail it's like a kindergarten that's tight you got you ever been around like a like
1:40 a couple of kids it's fun but have you ever been around a ton of kids it's even more fun dude i said coach chico what do you do did you like it honestly i know i know what he means though like it's chaos bro yeah it's just round it's wild it's like the way it sounded was really really interesting though yeah a kid farm all right it's a it's a it's like a dog sanctuary but i didn't want to disrespect humans and call them dogs you know because they're different but they're low-key like puppies right like children are the puppies of humans right yeah but then like when you let them out into the field during recess time it's hilarious dude you got one kid just running out grabbing the ball hitting the other kid the other kid is picking his nose the other one's ████ talking to his best friend who's the other one's like joe can i please go home to my
2:30 parents yeah you're like you have no parents one kid has a ████ nosebleed yeah but maybe two how's he put it wild dude it's like a party every single day when you have like a 200 kids around you tell one of them starts crying and ████ it is pretty unpredictable chain reaction like a car alarm oh yeah good lord so yeah this dude all 188 of those kids don't actually exist by the way it's all he made it up how did he get away with her for so long so he was taking care of 188 ghost kids yeah it's a big combination of um forgery and identity theft so it's like you're you're claiming that all these other people have these kids and that they need the benefits for it and it's all just going he worked together with a bunch of his like family and friends to do this it's a family business wow i wonder how long they've been doing
3:20 it for because i don't even know 188 names if i do this fraud i'm like john johnny jonathan johnner johnner they got to be j names though bart's good at fraud well i'm trying to do like but max the jays out then i move on to the next one dude i could come up with 188 british names really name one do 10 right now off the top james o'connor james o williams wait that's ████ that's irish bro that's irish but a lot of irish people live in great britain what about their first names john williams jacob john williams ii jacob john williams the third let me come up with 10 10 british names go juan gonzalez maria gonzalez they're spanish immigrants they just yeah they just live in the uk bro that's a good scheme good scheme you got to mix
4:10 something you gotta have like british names like ████ saxon or some ████ anglo saxon ████ arthur's jackson arthur arthur andrew jackson george washington abraham lincoln warren those are all anglo names those are good names benjamin franklin marlin merlin dude bart's the first guy getting arrested merlin sherlock sherlock berlin harry potter berlin ethan allen name's scary man it's funny because we're like oh what's a british name it's the same as american names yes it is almost yeah yes it is just not
5:01 as many jaden's raidens and braden's [Laughter] what's an american name that's purely american hulk hogan [Laughter] well hogan's pretty german right who has the most american name out of the six of us eve green nick dunn yeah yeah that's that's right dunn might be more american than steve steve green reminds me of an irishman yeah that's what's wrong yeah i remember when i fought there was a there was a promotion where we ought to weigh in and stuff so like so the the uh the guy who's running the fights is like nick dunn and i walk up and he looked at me up and down and goes you don't really look like a nick dunn he's like i said nick dung you ████ ching chong get out all right i was like yes sir i just left dude i walked out there when i picture a
5:51 nick dunn i'm picturing like jack reacher bro yeah i picture like some ████ built ████ did you just see me dark as a doorway tom clancy yeah who's this tom clancy the writer right [Laughter] the 70 year old man seven year old fat man who sat in a desk with a pilot hat is that what he looks like he looks like michael crichton who i also don't know because he's a writer that i've never seen i thought a lot of jewish people had the name green because like they should they anglo-size it or they change it like it used to be like greensburg or something yeah and then they turn it into like green like green stein and they take the stein down stein in there for sure or else stein was that goosebumps i know but i don't want to engage with conversation anthony
6:42 i did it for you anthony don't worry i did it for you but it's like a talk show it's a talk show we're supposed to be talking i don't want to talk to that guy the audience needs anthony's help it's an unnecessary ████ sponge to anthony i'm not responding what did he say someone tell me what he said i don't talk to anthony one of bart's girls that he refuses starts ignoring the ignorance you say that he liked you that muslims showed up and stopped talking from now just like hanging out just getting paid to do like crypto that's pretty funny imagine getting invited to a podcast they ask you a question huh i don't talk to him podcast is like i don't like you i'm not i'm not talking to bart for the rest of the day
7:33 i'm gonna treat him like he treats girls and call in junior high in college and college problems you should invite him to the ████ kendra's podcast and don't even talk to him just talk to mike's song the whole time yeah do it and mike's song will try to talk to bart but yeah bart has to talk through mike's song and talk to you because you guys are two people that won't talk to each other directly right now i'm not gonna talk to him don't be mean to me dude bart said don't be mean to him yeah tell anthony don't be mean bart said go easy on them i don't need four translators guys i only need one steve i got you buddy the angle needs to make sense like make it nicer you got some flair to it we would all relay something different you want to say something to him i'll hit him up yeah you tell him to gently ████ off uh anthony said uh you could you could go a little way there on that
8:24 one [Laughter] do you think back in the day when they had like world leaders and their translators like that like talking right if the translators heard what the leader said and they're like oh how do i smooth this blow oh for sure dude have you ever seen like those uh meetings like pretty much ████ like i don't know like uh i don't know finland is like ████ you i ran or whatever and then i i ran guys like this and then the translator was like and then he's like he said what yeah and he had to speak into the microphone another guy tells the finnish guy he's like or is that the chick who's doing the sign language for ████ cardi b yeah
9:15 yeah yeah yeah those are cool or like someone who's never heard before and is deaf and then sees the first sign language is going that's what they're saying oh my god doesn't know what the song is yet until they're at the live show i don't even want to look on this side of the table no just patch it up come on let's patch it up right here tell him i love him we already have enough wars he says we don't need one here you're okay in my book fun fact about the war um you know you're trying to make amends here they're they're better oh okay yeah so i was watching this uh i was watching this interview on putin right and i was like man that's so funny this who's like speaking russian because he spoke english before i know this guy understands english and then so his face is reacting to what
10:06 the interviewer says immediately in real time so he knows right what he's being and then the translator like tells them and then i read in the comments like this guy was like yeah he understands it but one it's like a um it's like a power move to speak russian because even if he could speak english he's like i'm gonna be able to express it in a better way but then that's my country's language why should i be western and then another one was like another one was like uh um it gives them time to respond and think and i was like god damn man see i would have just been like oh they understand english so i'm just gonna speak english i just speak english i could use that ████ at restaurants when i don't know what i want there you go different language when the waiter's like and what are you having people eat here but the way it goes and
10:58 then and then two ████ idiots he's like i'm like wait who's the train i'm like wait um i guess i'm fired at your translator sorry we just got a ████ ear to ear like it's two caught two conch shells trying to hear the ocean [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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