0:00 [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys we've got Ryan and Joe we got Bart and Nick we got steveen me and I just took Ryan's intro all right that's my intro that's your intro you say everybody's names very very empathetic and amazing of you dude my new intro is fire by the way wait for all then way better than stay right now just wait for it wait for it all all right well back to careful boys will we currently fear everyone that's good too we'll never measure up man I like the variation for the rest of our lives everyone okay so what is your I can't wait for your answer what is your favorite thing about your ethnicity oh aside from being the master
0:52 race barbecues oh wait I said that out loud you also said it loud out loud and loud okay what is it about uh being the master race that you like well I'd like to First clarify that my idea of Japan is very much the same as any kid growing up in America I'm I'm a bit of a wee right so like I make up my ideas of Japan okay and my and my only window is from my relatives and what they've told me Japan is about which wasal but isn't that that's the only thing that actually matters is what you think it is because that's how you live life sure yeah yeah that's true what
1:42 what do you like about it what are some benefits you've seen I think they're so gay that's the benefit no I'm just kidding um that's what you like I love how well they all rebranded after World War II to the point where people don't even remember the stain well I bet some Koreans and Taiwanese and people do but the most of the world like when you think of Germany right I mean they haven't done a great job after Hitler people still remember Hitler yeah they didn't Rebrand that well big time to the point where like yeah it's kind of like oh they might do it again I don't know right where Japan is like they're harmless they ████ smell dirty underwear and they just like anime and they're all ████ weak you're right you know so like weak and people
2:33 don't have that same mentality and you you like that about your ethnicity that they did a Rebrand a big Rebrand yeah I like I like how people don't even know how ████ how Savage it was pre World War I there were just a bunch of savage Warlords killing each other off all day and their war war crimes is covered up by Pikachu yeah Pikachu is the best Rebrand and Sony real answer dude because I think it's just interesting how much they flipped it on its back is everything that happened by Design so all this like ████ no I think people reacted opposite to what happened cuz they were lied to so imagine like back then so you know how like we see Isis and ████ like that right yeah so they were telling so my uncle was actually a part of like you know how Hitler had the
3:23 Hitler Youth mhm they had the same programming for the Youth out there in Japan and they were telling everybody that the emperor is um has de like God powers and if you commit suicide for the country you'll come back and you'll be like you'll go to heaven and all this stuff so that's why the comicazi and all that ████ the kids they had 14-year-old kids not only in Planes but in submarine missiles just ████ di the missiles they were they were in a missile bro like why did they have to be in the missile so the worst job you could get they didn't have autopilot yet yet they their autopilot was an actual human being they had steering wheels inside the missiles yeah kids are just like ah Jesus it was fun right before the death yeah going fast dude cuz at the end of
4:15 it they're just like well we can only shoot so much we might as well get these kids coming in and doing bombs and whatever right so then once they lost everyone was like wait how can we lose like our our God is the emperor and we were the master race and how did we lose that doesn't make any sense and then so after that they're like well ████ the government then and then I think it was like we should we should be super anti-war and they don't they're not very Waring at all so I think it oh so the the image change was actually result of like revolting against the current I think so I think everybody was like I don't want to ████ that war is stupid it's horrible like I don't want to do that ever again well didn't like the US take their military too we're like yeah you guys aren't going to have military yeah so all the responsibilities on the
5:05 US yeah but I I I don't know that was my that was what was told to me so then that was like probably my parents and my uncle and everybody in their generation that were like yeah war is bad it's horrible look at what it did to our country look at what it did to whatever and they're like but then look at what peace did to your birth rate oh so that's your favorite thing do you have any advice for Germany on how they can like work re you can just talk to me if you want anime I'm pretty anime German anime dude yeah cute cartoons are cute cartoons that's a huge one that's a good one and scrumptious food okay yeah Germany ain't really got that you got sourkraut Pokemon sh actually the the sausages are really ████ good in German sausages this is Pikachu the brat worst are good V I've been to Germany I had the browers was very good pork
5:55 knuckle if I if I had to be 100% real I would have to say um this is even pre-World War II right so the way that when people get into ████ they obsess about it and they make it like a life's their whole life is about this thing and they try to perfect it h I think that's very telling of the the way they approach work and lifestyle yeah cool it's pretty I agree I love that I love that too to the point where the reality seems skewed because it's almost like when you see larpers in America or like the Civil War reenacting people right you can tell that they're doing that on the weekend whereas like if Japan got into that never turns off that becomes reality yeah yeah that's what I respect the most about Japanese I think
6:45 is whatever they do they go hard they can even do it better than who invented it yeah yeah yeah right they like holy ████ everyone coming back from Japan they're like I had the best pizza of my life they perfect things if they touch it it's better than where the source came from oh dude techology a part of religion I got a facial from a lady something it's the worst version of but they made it quick though they made it so quick they're all about quantity not quality you can get 20 of them but they're good at quantity yes very good that might be my favorite thing about China quantity let's hear from uh from Steve Green yeah so what didn't we do um you're welcome for the lights in the room and all kinds of ████ right um probably we made the camera probably and
7:35 sound sound made sound well we made you know we like whatever that they invented sound probably yeah it's pretty sweet up here we got it all does it is it uh do you like when you look at it right like do you go do you see it as like Europeans are on your team too or do you see it as like American because for me I think like fresh immigrant still in my head where I have that tie going to Japan my mom still lives there so then it's like um I can still identify with it right whereas like like you you don't have any family in Europe so like on the real when I was in Germany I was like this place sucks and the it was R cold when I was there I don't feel connection with like Germans even though that's where like a l my
8:25 from and ████ I don't I I do feel strongly about them but they weren't there there that's why it sucks the Third Reich is gone but no I I mean I'm I'm just an American and I I feel that way about basically everyone in this room as well it's like we're all just Americans and like it's like you know how much can we really say cuz if we went over there they're all like you're not from here ████ you they ████ us yeah so there's a lot of that funny stuff going on but plus you got a Japanese tattoo now so I do have a Japanese tattoo a wrong Japanese man of the world now yeah um so that's going to be really fun too by the way um when people going to think I'm a ████ white poser doing like japanes but that's your dream bro I love it I think the best part is is it's intentional that's what some people don't get like that's your ████ that's my thing dude I know like yeah I'm like inside of a sarcasm bubble right now I can't wait but no um there is no like white
9:16 Alliance I feel yeah well sure you're perpetuated that yeah well exactly but I mean you know real or funny right you want me to be real or funny but but right now like there is no like I don't know man like um what I really admire about what you guys have is like you guys like have like a ████ brand ID almost and you guys can like talk about things in a certain way like there's like a underlying almost kinship with things whereas white people were just like I don't know where did you where did you come from and ████ like do we all watch Nickelodeon as a kid yes but like there's no like um oh yeah like my family back in Germany they're all like this like we're all just so integrated oh like an extra stream that ties everyone together yeah there's none of that it's like it's like I was wondering if Europeans would have that cuz Hannah kind of has that but it's regional it's from a completely different place like Wales yeah that's
10:06 what I mean like Europe whatever like where they're still connected kind of well look at them yelling at soccer right like like they're all like my my buddy is like from the UK and he's like a DieHard ████ you know football fan whatever but they go territorial like England versus Wales versus all this ████ I'm like isn't that the same thing he's like no dude it's like just saw boy what but I'm like you I don't you mad whereas here what do I have right it's like you have the C I have the Cults so then like I hate the Patriots so kind same thing football stuff is kind of like that right and then um but then the Patriots don't even recognize us they they like we're like the guy that they killed in every war and so they don't even respect us but it's kind of there is no like um I don't know I'm trying to think it's like there's not like a I know with the The Stereotype is like like the Dave
10:57 Chappelle sketch like like behind closed doors where all like have St handshakes and ████ but like there is none of that like a new white neighborhood neighbor moves in you're like Hey Brother let's go and ████ whereas you guys like if you guys have an Asian move in you guys get excited about it yeah I can see that true different thing don't you like bring over cast roll and ████ nah dude that's all just memes and like stroganov I guess in in Virginia where I was growing up like one of my neighbors would do like um pizza night where he would make the pizza in like a like his oven that's cool yeah that's Italian the neighbor but the whole neighborhood was different I had Koreans in the neighborhood I had a um like um my neighbor was cantones and ████ or it reminds me of that Tom sigura bit when when he does he's talking about at the park and then he goes like why people don't have that same type of we we'll
11:47 fight for you cuz it some guy oh yeah yeah yeah he was like he said the nword and then all these black FS popped out of the bushes to beat him up and then he was like white people just look at each other like I don't know this guy remember that video we all just saw of that brawl on the pier oh yeah yeah that's the same ████ it's like that those black guys were getting beat that black guys getting beat up and then those black guys came into his rescue right cuz it's just like oh that's we have a thing we're we're buds we're going to help each other but then all the white people were from the same boat yeah that's true there were no like stragglers that came in no other whites no secondary same boat yeah so yeah it is interesting to see that I do like think it's cool that you guys have that but like yeah I don't you know yeah there's definitely a builtin like thing which's weird to me because even the whole Asian Alliance thing is a new thing like back in Asia Asians yeah
12:38 that's that's still new like in Asia doesn't exist you know what I mean like like if in Asia like you don't jump in for another or like you don't think of it that way you think of yourself separately like you're a whole entire different race and then like that's an Asian-American thing yeah it is I it is I think it's very oddly Asian-American or Asians in english- speaking countries it's probably the same thing where like maybe in 10 generation diaspora thing yeah when when it's like several Generations in and we have no connection to Asia anymore I think it's going to be the same way because we're going to think more like independently rather than collectively but there is like you guys can like for example you guys do stereotypical stuff all the time and you can do that and people don't assume the worst if I do a stereotypical if I say stereotype thing yeah unironically
13:29 people will hate on me right because just cuz I'm a white dude and so it's like I don't really care that much cuz it's stereotypes stuff is kind of hack anyway that everything you do is an assumed down punch yeah exactly which is a little bit like it's like where did this come from cuz like I mean it doesn't bother me cuz like I said most stereotyped stuff is just hack anyway so I could I could do I could probably figure something else out but but it is kind of like man it is it does suck when like people are just joke joke bombing stuff and then like they're just like whoa not you buddy like right too far it's the same ████ bit same bit that's true that's my my favorite thing about Filipinos honestly is that I really believe there's a built-in thing in Filipinos that they just have a good sense of humor that they're able to like take jokes and they're really good at like uh bridging gaps like they're really good at assimilating with uh connecting with other people like
14:20 growing up like Filipino people hung out with like everybody they like you know they were like the friends of like the black crowd the hip-hop crowd they're the neutral group yeah good at absorbing culture and like and just being like a good element of it and that's my favorite thing is like if I meet a Filipino guy like anywhere in the world I know what's going to make us both laugh you know even if I don't speak the same language there's always like a connected like a there's like something in the core I don't know what how that got that way but there really is he's also going to try to steal your girl too though they're going to they're going to make you laugh and steal your girl at the same time yeah that's my favorite thing is that I know that they're not going to be like but at least not maybe now generation I think if you don't have that sense of humor where you're just like a stickler and kind of with something up your ass that I don't think you're doing Filipino correctly that's
15:12 true you're not you're not doing Filipino I do think that stereotype is real though like Filipinos are friendly I think so so friendly a sad Filipino that's why I think like you're you're something's wrong with you man if you're just like not fun and everyone hates you you're a sad Filipino boy yeah or something what was her name was in here saying that she would never date a Filipino guy who Jesse yeah oh yeah she's had a bad run with I think some Filipino dudes and the Filipino dude is going to leave you a midm marriage I mean if it's based on experience nothing you can really say about that I mean you are going to have bad experiences and that's going to shape your opinion but I think like as a default philipinos are pretty good at like ████ around which is nice my uh the thing that I love most about Chinese is also the thing I hate most about it what's that so I think here it comes so what I like about
16:03 Chinese that I think is pretty dope is how Unapologetic they are oh you know it's like what I'm just copying you know like they're just just it's just so it's just so like what situation is that yeah so like um so practical and like oh unemotional so things are efficient and gets done yeah it's like it's like I have a booger so I'm going to pick it yeah yeah but then also like this like this like they'll pick it right and you look at them like what are you looking at huh and then they're like this and then they're like well I guess they're the most liberated and free person I've ever met because they don't give a ████ about anything else but at the same time because they don't give a ████ about anything else they also don't give a ████ about anything around them you know so so it kind of has like this thing where it's like um it feels like there's
16:55 their culture everyone is just it's like a car crash out of super market so it works when it's with themselves but it's hard to coexist with Chinese people and it's hard to assimilate but they also don't have to give a ████ because they're like the the most populous ████ ethnic group in the world so they don't have to coexist with the rest of the world you know what I'm saying so they don't need to learn those things it's like that's why they got their own ████ social media their own ████ everything their own governmental system their own you know ecosystem and they're like no ████ the world we're big enough they can join us and that's kind of like kind of cool even though it's kind of whack it's funny cuz usually when you hear people being like racist it's about other races but every single time I hear Chinese people talking the most ████ about Chinese people yeah oh yeah is there is there a COR is there a correlation with like with that attitude
17:46 and population density for sure think about like the pride of of of like U ethnic groups that are like or even like the Mong people that we were talking about before right so few of them so they always have to have certain certain types of like pride in order to keep yeah in order to keep that their their entire history and culture alive or you you look at like uh Korean Pride that The Stereotype of Korean Pride after everything they've been through and being like you know through war and everything like that or even the separation between the North and the South it's like they have to have strong amounts of Pride you know what I mean when they do something in the world that is like amazing you know so it's kind of whereas like China you got like 1. ████ s billion they're like ah he could die there's 1 million more yeah you don't have to care as much because you you're literally like 20% of the world yeah but there's also something built into like the culture like you
18:37 know how like um like let's say if there's like a a restaurant if it's a Japanese restaurant and their rules are we have four tables here they don't care that there's a 2hour line outside yeah I'm so sorry there's only four tables right right Chinese are like oh my God you see how many customer out there man holy ████ don't like ████ hey okay I serve you you eat on top of this and then you eat over here you know oh you're still hungry here take some of that one like it's just like they don't give a ████ so so at one point where it's like that's why it's hard to trust Chinese people cuz the rules are all broken like when did you draw this blueprint was it there in the ████ copying era or what so there's like one side like it's hard to trace things back CU you don't know how legit things are but at the other side the adaptability is crazy that's true how much they can
19:28 just yeah ████ it man roll with the punches you know cuz remember when it was um when they were like if you don't if you're not vaccinated you can't go eat in a restaurant it was like this in California and San Francisco was really enforcing that ████ so when we were in San Francisco I was like oh ████ like where we going to go eat and I was like I got it Chinatown Yep they're like ████ man we make the virus like if if there's a Japanese manuscript I would trust it I know there's honor they're going to make sure this is the way it's done true if there's like a Chinese one I'm like man they probably wrote out a convenience or I don't know how many like embellishments there are is Palm ████ don't worry yeah like this is I'm like come on dude yeah that's funny but it's also TI it is it is that's why I hate it but I also love it you that's a really good point
20:19 that's a very good point but do you all three identify as like Chinese though or do you see Chinese and go I ain't Chinese depends what you're looking at yeah it depends I know I know I'm a very specific subsect of like Asian Chinese American right likeo ameran I'm definitely way more American than I yeah dude like cuz you know growing up like what you say like my mom my family would always be talking ████ about Chinese people and the whole time like growing up I was really actually confused I was like aren't we ████ Chinese like what the ████ is going on but yeah no it's it's very interesting cuz yeah I don't know I just feel like I am way more American than I am Chinese at the end of the day sound American man ████ you dude I've been to so many dinners with like my Chinese friends families where their parents half of the dinner is just them talking ████ about Chinese people
21:09 yeah that's dinner with my family oh yeah for sure and I'm just like dude I remember one time we were eating at a Chinese restaurant and then there was like you know like sometimes you're just into your food and there's silence right and my friend's mom looks up and she goes why are Chinese people so ████ ugly that's just rough dude and the funny thing is it was like half of the tables were their relatives and friends so she's just not only calling Chinese people ugly she's calling her friends and family ugly and then we were just dying in tears laughing and she all like ████ dude that's so funny yeah you know sounds like hanging with family honestly everywhere you go in the best sense they're like a virus you know Chinese virus
21:59 they could like go somewhere and then just ████ create like bacteria and just ████ you know and there's something convenient about that create bacteria you know like you think of like the entire 66 or like Chinatown like from LA and how much has gone all the way out to like ████ it's like the Inland Empire now just how many Chinese people around they take over yeah they just take over a whole area and the culture is so like you could point to a random agent be like are you Chinese and like the percentage of you being correct pretty hot and there's to that too if you're a Chinese person you know what I'm saying unless you're Korean or Japanese and you get Hella offended cuz you're like how ████ dare you which is one of my favorite things the fact that I won't get offended if somebody's like Chinese I like cool yeah but if I said it then you're punching down it's different ████ up you can't do that Steve you can't say that Chinese huh hey
22:49 dude don't point at me please like I do love the fact call a chinan Chinese are everywhere because like I since I grew up in a Chinese neighborhood Hood I miss Chinese food so if I'm in Europe or any any place and I'm just like ████ man I'm kind of homesick I'll go to a Chinese restaurant and it's almost the same no matter where you are in the world and it's kind of like you get to eat that and you're like all right cool I'm I'm I'm reset comforting man infected the world but the way you put it it's so fast the way you put it's way more eloquent it's like a ████ pandemic it's a ████ virus no it's fine I'm just sitting here laughing at it that's that's and you're the bad guy IS
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