0:00 [Music] welcome back to camer boys today we have all been ceremony elected president United States and individually we are going to change the USA what's the number one thing you're going to do H the number one thing I'm a copy from someone else's idea but I really like it is get rid of all taxes and have taxes only come from kentu so sales tax only flat tax yeah why do you want to Rob yourself so everyone everyone um gets taxed the same it's just based off of how much you spend and then that would be everyone has more money in their pocket that would be a dream do the sales tax rates currently stay the same or is there an
0:51 increase to questions it would increase increase right you'd have to increase the sales tax what my advisor tells me to increase sales tax how yeah how do we the national debt that's a lot of money you cut out then well I got would be something like 30% which is actually low compared to the rest of the world and that that would cover all the taxes so depending on if you buy expensive stuff then you pay more tax if you buy cheap stuff then you pay less see he knows what I want to do yeah it's a concept I think they call it flat tax mhm and it's concept some countries the tax is 100% like you buy a car that's 50 gs you got to have 100 G's that's that's usually like the crazy import taxes though because they don't have it yeah that's what I'm saying if you're buying a de bested car that tax doesn't but what I'm saying is 30% is not too bad I think yeah 30 35 even if it's 35 40% tax not that bad cuz you pay 35% of your income
1:41 as tax before you even get it and then you pay sales tax and you pay other tax and California you pay gas tax there's all these other tax that you pay so you only pay 35% but everything you buy actually you have more money will go down anyway from that right so that's what I like I like just based off consumption on a flat tax there's a let's say there's a federal 30% I'm just asking cuz I don't understand this that much what about like States they would probably mean you everyone pays a state sales tax already so you probably do the same so maybe 35 no the way I would do it is you the state charges you whatever the ████ the state whatever the ████ tax is and then from the state tax they send it up to Federal on their own terms whatever the ████ they need to do so whatever the ████ tax what ████ like a franchise exactly where they have
2:32 to pay a franchise fee to the federal government that's the whole point right cuz they're paying to have the National Defense right that's what they're paying for they're paying for the federal infrastructure and the federal benefits that's all they're supposed to be doing yeah so that's that's they they pay the ████ franchise fee the USA franchise fee it's not a bad idea I I really like that idea bar for president I I copy someone I don't know who said it but someone else said it and I was like I like that idea oh you took it from somebody I think so I forgot who he took it he took the idea but I like it no no no I think we got we're not smart enough to I just know how to copy other people's things I think makes sense so sick so sick Well yeah if you think about it you're not really an innovator you just started a gym everyone has a gym I have a gym at my house I just rearranged it differently I got dumbbells at my house I got a I do
3:23 push-ups on the floor yeah I got a yoga mat yeah we're all gym owners I put the bench press next to the window Innovation come on Joe what would you do you know you already know as a president yeah hell yeah serious ones though serious one number one thing yeah didn't you want to change for real for real heck I always wanted to be a king maker and I never wanted to be the real ████ King yeah I knew you weren't going to answer it says says the Jalia guy well because because if I give away my secrets then they're going to ████ get me when I'm president and they're going to be like see right but all right I'll tell you this I really think that I'll be one of those politicians where I'm like all right man I have this idea of how things might work and you go there and they're going
4:13 to be like all right well this is the plan you got to follow orse we're going to kill your whole family I'll be like all right well ████ tell me what to do guilty as charged as well I don't I don't know that that's a plan I like it yeah yeah what no it's going to be like all right when I get there I will why that's reality I'm a I'm a I'm a campaign on we have the right to know about Area 51 y we have the right to know about aliens we have the right to know if the Illuminati actually runs this whole country we have the right to know all that stuff I'm going to break up the agop I'm going to break up all the ████ get them I'm going to get there and they'll be like we know all we're all your family members live and all that stuff we could ████ all of you up and I'll be like all right well cool what do you want what do you want the war yeah where do you want the war what's next you do we doing Iran all right we're going to do Russia all
5:03 right let's do yeah so good cuz everyone else is like not me when I get there I'm not going to be pushed around I'm like hell no man I'm trying to preserve my family M hear what are you doing the role of federal government is one thing first primary and then other things can happen the most important thing that federal government should do is make sure that you live in a safe Safe Community and Society anything you do after that is after you solve the most important problem is that is your environment safe I think the problem with that is that there are so many laws in society that they don't enforce them all you can't enforce them impossible impossible and some some states are more hard on certain laws some are not here in California you can rob up to $900 and no big deal some states you can't wash your donkey in a bathtub wild don't tell
5:55 me I can't wash my donkey you can't wash your donkey in Georgia how they going no you know they'll say you have to wear your seat belt like that's stupid law it's my decision if I want to wear a seat belt what they should do is they should remove all the laws and just have a smaller set of laws but actually enforce the laws that are in place there're too many laws in this country you have no idea what it is if you want if anyone were to find out what their laws are in their state you can actually go to the capital building and go see the laws there are shells and shells of laws it's like thousands and thousands of laws probably laws you never knew even existed cut out all the ████ laws have a more manageable set of laws and then actually enforce those laws then we should have a safer Society but without these laws how you going to set up a business that's true you ever
6:45 thought about that proba not again the primary focus of government should to be make sure that you live in a safe Society so your business is actually secondary their focus isn't to make sure you make more money it's to make sure you're safe if they can't make sure you're safe then something about that system is actually broken nothing else actually matters and when I walk around La I'm like they're like don't walk around at night by yourself like what that's crazy how can you say you live in a good Society if you can't walk outside when you want to or want to or would you let your wife or your daughter walk outside something about we get a fight something about that is fundamentally broken right that's true cuz when you go to a country that you can walk everywhere you're just like why can't we have nice things in America dude I like the the people who
7:35 are like hey like everywhere is so cool everyone's so loving I'm going to we're going to bike through the whole world or whatever and they bike through India and I think they got ████ murder they went they went to went to um no it was it was not India it was um the territory of Isis oh my God was like it was like in the Middle East in the Middle East yeah it was like they got mered they got mered right away it was like wow he mared India that and they basically went in there just to be like hey everything's Gucci as ████ everything's so cool they like posting and stuff they had like a whole like thing and then yeah hard and it was like for no reason like they're like blondes yeah that's it that's it mer yeah I would probably okay my thing okay so the healthcare system is kind of wild here we like but it it was made wild because
8:26 of laws right I would probably do like what do with schools like where you know how like every time they really care about attendance at schools because every time you show up at school you get a certain amount of money contributed to the school's budget or whatever like for every backpack every kid that's there there's a certain amount that goes to your school or whatever I would do that but I would do like they do equal contributions into hsas like heal health savings accounts where if you it's like a like a business it's no different than like a company who's like we're going to match whatever you put into like you're 401K I would do exactly that with health saving accounts the government is going to match whatever you contribute to your HSA and they should also allow you to spend your HSA money in more ways other than just Pharmaceuticals yeah and healthare for so I did interview with a
9:16 guy named CI means and what he's doing is trying to figure out a way so that your HSA money can go to organic foods what what's HSA health savings account so you can do it to organic foods and things that actually prevent disease MH rather than just things that are supposed to manage disease right now all your HSA money goes into drugs Pharmaceuticals or if you get really sick but why can't I use that money that I'm putting into the system to prevent myself from getting sick actually it's a better use of your money let me buy organic food let me buy clean food let me spend it on things like exercise and at the gym because that will actually keep me healthier and not have to buy all these drugs yeah what do you think rfk's thing where he says like you know the amount of money that they spend like OIC or something like that they could like literally provide Three Square meals healthy meals a day and get the
10:06 obesity rate here down yeah 9 95% of your health care money is going to managing existing disease not like actually curing anything so we create all these health problems for our future generations and we give them crap food and we give them all this processed junk that's actually killing them and making them create all these diseases that they have and all the money goes into to manage that why don't we spend that money to prevent kids from having to eat Puffs all the time and eat like actual fruit I love it I agree cuz Puffs tastes good but isn't that okay let me ask you this though isn't that a form you know maybe traditional conservatives would say that's a form of like socialism to provide meals for example yes but if you know that that
10:56 stuff is bad for you and especially if you know it's bad for your children like there has to be a line fruit yeah when you mess with kids like that's the line for most people in life okay I do agree with that especially because there are like you know like Europe or other countries that like there's particular ingredients that are just straight banned like that you cannot have those as a part of like those consumable goods and then that keeps people naturally more healthy like rk's point about how he wants to just kind of re ████ jig the entire agricultureal system and the the food system that goes into schooling for children and everything like that that leads to all the autism and obesity and all that stuff like that that ████ hits home really really hard and it's like if we could correct that off I mean Americans are the laughing stock of the world when it comes to things like
11:46 obesity that's just like the the meme comics of of every like cartoon out there you know like we why is it that the what was it the national average of like women at like 52 is like 170 lb in America it's like that s███'s crazy it's not that bad that's not that bad if the titties are big yeah come on Tor us we could just be like healthy by diet and lifestyle a lot more and that could solve a lot of problems or like not fund the pharmaceutical you know complexes that are like lobbying politicians it could just start from a more foundational like Common Sense place but I'm sure that that one thing that a president might be able to try and do would be extremely difficult so yeah I like the idea of appointing somebody like RFK who's dedicated his life to this kind of research and and this policy and stuff to be a person who can
12:37 run something that helps to correct that also dude the way that they do what's it called when you um Freedom of Information Act Right the way that they have totally made that system a joke where they just they will just use different words to describe things almost like code words so that you can't search for certain things they completely duck Freedom of Information Act I would make it like the there's an a I hate to add government there's an auditing body that makes sure that all of that is never messed with I mean those are public documents meaning those documents actually belong to you yeah the fact that the government says you can't see what we're doing is actually crazy mhm because they are the people defend that is what the those are your documents that's your information that is research or whatever it is that you are paying for through your tax dollars
13:28 and when they say know you can't see what's going on that's actually fundamentally not true at all you have every right to know what they're doing o speaking of right and this is just more fun uh they got to release the list the EP list that's what you would do as president release it forget the children I give myself more power all the things in life that's like number one how many presidents actually have the power to do all of the things and accomplish it in four years right so I have to be a dictator like to actually get things done you're just like all right well I got to give myself 20 more years cuz I want to get these things done and if I'm going to fight big Pharma I can't do it in four years dude day one I go in there I go give me the FC list I go everyone leave the room right now I add Anthony's name to
14:21 the number one it's already there brother brother I put it at the top I put it at the top it's all written on in a different pen I give you 50 I give you 50 bucks to add Joe that's what I was thinking I'm like how how could we trust that that's the real list oh I know man that's exactly what I'm scared of with Steve's uh Freedom of Information auditor yep oh yeah no seriously cuz I don't trust those guys cuz they've been doing all kinds of messed up stuff the state Department's been doing it non-stop DOD has been doing it non-stop they they actually will omit using certain words so that they can keep themselves from being flagged so that cuz it's such a huge database you don't know what to search for so when they look for keywords that will maybe indicate like we'll get records about something they Opus skate that stuff by by just using codes okay you're just you're just knocking my idea down no no
15:11 no I'm I'm not I'm sorry okay fine I changed mine I changed mine we have to buy as much Bitcoin woo and Coogi as possible as a government go market by market by now you're pandering to the host let's go no PVP I think I would just uh be more I would like to force transparency on any statun program mhm because like whenever I think of like how much billions of dollars goes into ████ that never gets fixed or gets done and then they just ask for more the next term it's like that's got to be something we can fix come on absolutely that would be cool if it was run kind of like uh like you know like publicly traded companies you see the whole budget if it doesn't meet the mission then you just can it you guys you guys ████ up that's it you guys mismanaged funds that's it that's how it's supposed to work actually that's how the system is made for example this
16:03 in the last year they can't account for $1 trillion insan that's a lot of damn money that they're missing how can you not account for a Trill I mean and we say billion trillion like so haphazardly because it's so easy to say yeah it's a trillion dollars that's so much money they can't figure out where they they put a trillion dollars ooh o ooh I know another one so you know how like they always got these ████ that got initiatives and ████ oh we should have a ████ train that goes from LA to San Francisco and they raise all this money if you don't accomplish that task then you're fired from that from ever doing it again and go to jail cuz right now what we have yeah and go to jail cuz right now the concentration camps yeah cuz right now what we have is work Matt Cam's calls for concentration cam we got we got ████ like Nome right who ████ up San Francisco and then he gets promoted to Governor it's like we have
16:54 all the yeah you have like Cala she's part of the she was the San Francisco da and she just ████ get promoted upwards it's like we need to have ████ where if they ████ up then you're just gone but then like California majority of the population here doesn't see them as ████ yeah what do they see they like it that's the problem they think they did great yeah they're likea you locked up so many black men we love it but they don't they just don't see it anymore they're just like oh I love her a woman something really interesting that's different than here which is in order to run for federal politics you have to have shown comacy and success in local politics that seems so common sense right you have to have done well in your job in order to move on to the larger level I don't know why they don't Implement something what's the metric for that I mean how do you rate that if you have goals do you hit your goals do you have you know did you leave your place better
17:44 than before and I guess that could be a little subjective but it still exists versus here you can fail up well here they're they're failing up and then they're telling us the econom is fantastic right now it's amazing best economy ever I'm concerned about that because they would just go best economy ever stamp that's what I'm worried about but also here there are people that weren't voted in like Cala that are you just work as a bureaucrat and then you get promotions and whatever you move around it's not all Pol like not everyone that works in office we're people that were just voted in from us you know what I mean like Pete budit yeah bro who is Secretary of Transportation has no experience in transportation or Logistics or Airlines or boss or anything Indiana Mar and have you seen all the ████ Department of Health fat asses that's the weirdest
18:36 part yeah that's a sketchy like what I'm like you look like you're about to die and you're the head of the ████ Health Department is that because they represent the average American I think it's a representation I think there's a lot of government jobs that are absolute ████ and they get rotated by cronies you don't think it's important that like a little fat girl sees herself in the department of um Health secretary in Heth like conf that's what she's looking at yeah they're looking at board members all day they're like I'm going to be that one day I can do that now goals kind of sick I do think there's like some necessary government jobs right but there's also a lot of ████ ████ waste jobs what percent do you think is waste 75% yeah you think it's like when Elon took over Twitter and everyone's like ████ all over him they're like what an idiot Twitter's going to be gone by Monday and
19:26 then he cuz he fired everybody and then Twitter's completely complely fine I would I would do away with the use it or lose it budgets oh yeah yeah I I think the best way is they have to pitch like a like like a company has to pitch to an investor right I need this much money for these initiatives and then there has to be like targets to actually hit and then you also have to have an audit group to see how they came up with those numbers and it's not not it's not uh you know ████ with love that yeah and reduce the size of the bills right now we have all these Omnibus bills so yeah have the what do they call it the infrastructure Bill and in the infrastructure bill is $2 billion for tree equity in San Francisco like that doesn't belong in that bill tree Equity
20:16 they they had tree Equity what does that mean clant more trees you probably read the whole bill too huh tree Equity who knows what that means phrase that's crazy they always do that just ████ word Smith ████ that sounds good for me with a second grade reading level I'm like that's really good I like Tre should be let's do we should we should do that they should be the same height second grade America's awesome Bill and everyone says we love the America's awesome Bill patriotic baby but it has nothing to do with that at all one bill that they vot on has to actually have to do with the bill and the Poli like stop throwing Ukraine money in there for God every single bill has Ukraine Money Tree Equity bill has Ukraine money dude it always is weird like that like it in it's all packed in it's like what does this have to do with installing 10 toilets in ████ city government
21:06 single issue voting that really needs to be a thing in Congress damn so simple Hurricane people got 750 bucks that's shout out yeah dude wow that's $50 more than Maui sick dude that's four days 4 days of the holiday in they account for inflation is energy weapon that's crazy man what about you come on you got to say something you got hurry up honestly my biggest thing is Healthcare dude like I feel like we it needs to be a lot more manageable needs to more accessible cuz a lot of like if we're unhealthy as a society I feel like everything just goes down a little bit slower that's not what you just whispered to me when they were talking you said you said people got to stop calling jiujitsu gay if it was up to me everybody would have to do Jiu-Jitsu then or you go to a camp and you learn that Jiu-Jitsu is not that game everyone to do it even the criminals yep
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