0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another really cool episode of the careful boys where today we are so fortunate to have Giani in the building W I got to come here more dude I get mad applauses here dude I'm like what you it's like it's like 3:00 a.m. on Sunday I'm like what are you guys doing and we're like Johnny it is great if you need support just you know a little bit of collapse just us okay cool we'll be around yeah we'll be around serious question for you okay dude you guys are ████ he's like when's what was the worst day of your life I'm like ████ and then look at this butthole no more call I've done 8,000 call backs they're not going to make sense they're going to make sense okay what have you been meaning to do that you have not done yet and why haven't
0:50 you done it oh what the ████ what happened you meaning to wait huh what have you been meaning to do but you haven't done it yet and then why haven't you haven't done it yet yes yes perfect wow honestly I feel like the second I feel like I need to do something I do it oh that's dope yeah so there's nothing you feel like I've been meaning to do this it's just if I need to do it boom just do it not like get married or have children I hate both of those things not even like butt sex done it yeah both ways no but yeah the second I feel like I have not done something I need to do I do it like I even like skydiving I don't I have no need to I kind of get the sense of that retirement account like immediately boom call up ████ I have it ████ what's those bro his Roth is
1:41 filled up dude okay he he does 10 actually you know what I want to purchase a home but I feel like I'm not I'm not ready yet because I still live half the year in New York I'm still working on the show so like I can't there's no point yeah there's no point but like that's like the thing that like I want to do next is like purchase a home we got one yeah we got Applause again but why why do you want to buy home um get one Vegas it's a good price I I want to live in I love La although I do love Vegas and that that I do agree with that there's a Noble in Vegas too there's a noble okay fine dude I get in I'm like can I get a permanent room at the nooo um yeah I just it's why do I want to do that is that what the question was why yeah why do he asked you why do you want to do it I I just feel like um like living in apartments or renting homes like it doesn't feel like your home like like when you
2:32 purchase something you're like oh ████ like this is my ████ like I you can now grow corn or something right corn I would love to grow corn can you grow corn in La yeah yeah grow really good weather for corn yeah well that's what I'm saying so it's like I I feel like like I want to start like you know then you can build out ████ and this and that like when you're in an apartment or you're renting a home you can't really change stuff around so I feel like you feel like you're in one place you know it's locked down yeah that's good we'll clap again yeah ████ yeah dude no I won't I'm going to save mine okay that's fair save M for later holding what about you Nicholas that's a hard one I'm trying to think right now I'm trying to think too holy ████ you go first yeah you go first I can go for Nick if you guys want me to no dude stop I could go for Nick if you guys want me to try try see if it's on point yeah what would Nick say what would Nick say what have
3:23 you I really want to learn the Twister uh I feel like it's a really good submission The Twist he's right word oh God he wants the fight has bua what do you what do you do what I haven't done but you need to do but I haven't done that's a hard one what have you been meaning to do but haven't go see my ████ grandma oh D yeah bro dude call her bro I do call her but she can't hear when I call her that's for hearing like for real like as of She's Like H like legally clinically death typ probably as of this what like week year past couple months well how far is she she's in San Francisco that's far I thought he was going to say Singapore a 45 minute flight but like it is but it's not why
4:13 why haven't you done it cuz I'm a ████ bad I feel like I'm a bad family member dude like I just this is how you make yourself better yeah no for real like I I just talked to my uncle that I haven't talked to in like two three yeah but it's not your fault if they're annoying well it's not even that they're not like they're annoying like you know it's like other Fam Family ████ that like you kind of get wrapped into and it's like weirdness it's kind of weird and we had a conversation and it was good to talk to him and you know what I do when they do that to me what I say shut up I like them independently and you shut the ████ up and then they go okay okay okay but now everyone's in a place where everyone's a little more chill more relaxed everyone's like older so we kind of understand these like weird Dynamics between older adults you know it's like ████ like that but you know I talked to my uncle and I was really good and after I hung up the phone I was like damn bro like I need to see these ████ more like cuz
5:04 i't seen my cousins and they were like 10 years old and they're like 22 23 I haven't seen them in a really long time uh my grandma's obviously getting that age where you know it's probably getting close then go see you go see that okay put it in your calendar right now have to probably do November go to kayak.com there's a plane ticket to San Francisco it only probably cost you less than 100 bucks round trip you're going to go over there you're going to say ha poo this dude flies back and forth this dude flies back and forth from Hawaii every N9 days for the show you can't go to San Francisco I'm like dude but yeah but you know what it is the mental gymnastics of it if I'm being honest what's the mental gymnastics of it my mental gymnastics is like I got to do this I got to do this and it's true
5:54 cuz I do have a lot of ████ that I have to do while I'm here you know and like you know work as ████ but I need need to take the L for that week or not an L but take the time you feel if like you don't get that chance anymore yeah I know that's why something happened and then you're just just got that's L that's a capital L and I don't want to do I don't want to live my life like that with like family and ████ cuz I think that's a weird thing that I have with my family is like I kind of like don't like them I kind ofid flight hey book your flight my flight I'm going to book for nov fly ████ you fly hey not that this is not supportive anymore this is a little scary now okay B the ████ flight dude take us later you better and San Francisco has amazing Chinese food it's only 90 bucks and you could go to Fisherman's W he found it right now I told you less than 100 he goes is it pre
6:45 is it United nonstop 90 all my points Delta I'm more of American Airlines kind of guy but yeah Americans that's the mental gymnastics it's like listen what are we talking here if it's not Frontier I don't want it dude um but yeah no that is something that weighs heavy on my on the front of my brain you can do it that's that you recognize it though yeah I'm a piece of ████ dude I'm a bat I think no don't say that don't say that I'm not I'm not a piece of ████ we can get you out tonight at 8:25 let's do it n dude hey let's relax bro hey 8:25 you go over there at 9:00 she's probably sleeping yeah so I got to wait in the morning she'll probably wake up at 4:00 in the morning what if you do do a same day flight flying in the morning kick it with them for that's actually a that's a really good idea and fly back
7:36 at night yeah I could do that cuz it's not that bad it's not it's a 45 minute I can fly out of Burbank dude see I love flying out of Burbank amazing that's the only airport I feel you know what's odd though it takes about 6 hours to drive to San Francisco three to drive the Las Vegas but they both take 45 minutes to fly get it well well one is a lot is probably a lot of traffic from San Francisco right and then the other Vegas is very just like the desert but even San Francisco is like it's like an hour 10 you know what I mean it's a it's a little longer a little bit longer it's barely longer but that's kind of a big deal 20 minutes in Flight like versus you know cuz you're going a couple hundred miles an hour that makes sense I just don't understand why it's the same time for all the can't wait for you to book your
8:27 flight with I think it would be wonderful no I'm going to I'm going to thank you for putting me on on uh you know get you brought that up through your own desire think we just manifested it's conversations I have with Tiff too and she's like stop being a ████ and I'm like all right don't talk to me like that that's a thing and that becomes another argument so instead of stop being a ████ it's more like hey start being a good grandson yeah yeah you're right a good son overall I think dude how many ████ birthday cards she give you with $5 in them over the year oh yeah she'll give me calls you know I mean even though she can't hear you my uncle will my uncle will a then ████ don't go see her this is my last Grandma I only got one left bro you know I only got one on the mom's side or the dad's side my Dad's side oh that's nice that's my 9 dude that's what we call it that's cool poo dude po what does that mean yeah what is poo
9:17 I just made it up so the PO the popo is uh your mom's side N9 is your Dad's side oh so I was kind of right yeah you're close but they're both grandmas it's confusing you can try what in a is that a language chinesee I didn't want to step on anyone's toes it just was curious is that a language I don't want to assume anything you know today's video is brought to you by Lumi like this Lumi so that is the Lumi starter pack M there's all kinds you got wipes wipes you got the stick you got the stick you got the whole body the cream version we got the cream version that's lavender and we got the acid body wash a acidified body wash it's not acid wash watch out don't don't think about that yeah but the whole thing is pH balance
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11:48 million by the time I'm 33 that's a good idea I want to buy a house too I'm going to take your goals I want do so two years you make a million dollar no dude you can't take our goals dude back the ████ up dude ████ your dude keep your own goals like get to like 34.4% Chinese by 33 wait are you actually 33% Chinese yeah damn I got ████ dude got so ████ got nothing dude did you want to be 33% you're 99% Italian dude this is how ████ white I am dude I got Sushi last night from Whole Foods dude I'm a ████ you're like better the chef where's the chef is some guy named Ricky he's like Ricky Garcia bro he bows to him oh thank you deep BS de below he's like why are your shoes off in the whole boot put your shoes on I'm like my bad dude my
12:39 bad sick knife Ricky stupid that's pretty cool goals to have a million by 34 what else I want to Trav I'll do that too take your goal what have you been meaning to do but haven't done yet and why haven't you done yet oh yeah but why haven't you okay well you know what that's a complex question $0 ████ the house ████ all this ████ um I want to learn how to be a pilot like a helicopter pilot how come not a plane pilot I mean maybe that's too but either or I'll take why haven't you why haven't you done that is expensive all of our goals seem like doable but you need a budget you need money you need budget time and yeah budget and time both both of which I don't NE helicopter pilot license is better though why I have a friend that has it and the biggest the biggest is
13:31 you don't need a Runway yeah so your backyard he literally does it from his backyard you can I'll get one then and I feel like there's there's more locations you can yeah you can fly anywhere and land anywhere which is ████ sick helicopter's pretty handy but you you need to let people know you're flying no no no you just land on their house a lot of them like just like people I ride motorcycles ride dirty a lot of them just ride dirty well cuz how they got to air traffic control sometimes well they going to pull you over that's the thing ████ there's there's like there's like air tower map you got to come down sometime if you're flying between those you don't really need to really yeah you don't need to also my my grandpa uh was a pilot in World War II he was a armor pilot so I think that would just kind of
14:21 yeah that's what I was going to ask you guys should talk about it what side was he on let's not do that maybe he met my grandpa was he on the was he on the 77 side or the 33 side yeah you know something I haven't asked him you don't have confirmation yeah yeah I think just by looking at him you could figure out what side he was on definitely the 77 side a damn it you think a grandparents will we be friends probably met in the air say Hi Five that would be so funny I know huh so no goals huh uh with all the goals no goals you have all goals with no goals this doesn't make any sense to me I I don't I I yeah I'm kind of like Johnny in a way where it's like oh that's a good idea and then you just start working toward it right right so the
15:13 only reason it's kind of boring right so let me try to make it entertaining um I think the New Passion that I have right now is um buying businesses so I'm in a deal right now but these things take like 6 months to a year to fin and it's hella boring why can't you make it faster Joe that's a good question huh really good question I don't know make it FAS hey I don't sound like that you took it too far that's what you sound like GI didn't do it like that yeah yeah now I just want to take everything I learned from startups so patreon everything I learned from you know digital marketing everything and then I just want to um put it into businesses that I feel like are amazing and do are just like yo I'm trying to retire but my kids don't want my business and I'm like okay that's
16:03 cool I'll take it you know yeah that's kind of where I'm at right now with my buddy my childhood friend yep nice why haven't I done it yet I am doing it and I'm just waiting I'm just like come on what kind of business is you buying um I can't really say right now but it's just a company that's been around since 1950 and it's a leader in the market Coca-Cola yes dude oh that's I don't know dude that just came to me Coke Zero for free you could have all the COK you want bro who's left Mr anth what have I not done yet that I want to do I also want to buy a house but we'll get there um I would love and why haven't you too though that's the thing I'm a barber yeah dude well I cuz
16:53 I don't want to make enough money here I feel like most of our things is just I don't have enough money yeah just money Richard yeah yeah that part you already know the mortgage rates are ridiculous right now okay other than that uh I haven't broken 90 yet in a golf score cuz I'm not that good yet so I just need to train more that's a non- monetizable goal it's still expensive golf's kind of expensive it's going against your house what was that the golf is going against your house it's taking money away from your and I need a friend to tell me that just like we got to tell him to book his flight I need somebody to rationalize with me dude you should walk here in the morning cuz the gas prices they're going against you getting a house I just saw 650 is ████ crazy it is that's crazy why is nobody talking about this so I just around everywhere electric vehicle we should go there yeah um $4 in Vegas keep going what' you say okay got it
17:44 yeah it's cheaper in Hawaii get they have to ship gas over there and it's cheaper to get it than here in California you technically ship gas over here I don't know how come here's my question and I hope this isn't racist How come every time you guys don't really understand the question you go into an Asian accent is that the pattern I feel say that that was an Asian accent was it not I did I don't know GI to it just sounds like voices to me it doesn't sound like an accent to me I just hear voices that's all what do you hear GI I just heard something a little different but manuck I'm just going to open SN he he didn't bring that I brought this he didn't bring that from his
18:34 house he's using her props uh I've been meaning to um create life you know what I mean w I know I know leaving it in huh you're married I am married nice dude so you've been doing unprotected sex I've been meaning to I haven't done it yet you ████ Heen I'm still answering the prompt here have not you're going to start responsible I would like to I would like to try this year yes is she on the same page is she is why this year why why not next year or the why not last year is it cuz you're aging yeah I'm aging yeah that's one way to put it you know um yeah no it just it just feels like this is a time like we're just more ready both mentally both like financially uh even for her just like
19:24 career-wise like because she's been focusing on like you know solidifying her career over the last couple years uh same with me just like understanding where I'm at and the evolution of like how things have been going um my health getting my health into the right place I said I like kids but do you want to take care of mine how many kids you got Joe if I have one do I want to take care of your kid short answer no long answer no you have if I had though I just need someone I can pawn it off to I think that's what your wife might be helpful with or your mom or her parents or or those businesses you're buying maybe I'll get a day K put it in the contract yeah he's like kill two birds with one stone baby and throw your kids in can buy Coca-Cola but can't get a baby you have a kid right that kid is
20:14 ████ cute i' I've seen him on social media I'm like that's a ████ hot I mean that's a cute kid cute kid dude you call them I feel safe now dude I'll bring him around n he is he's a really cute kid when you put overalls on him he look like a Chinese dentist to Menace with his ████ up teeth what accent was that that was [Laughter] [Music] English
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