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Police Warn Witchcraft Shop in Rural Pennsylvania That Tarot is Illegal

#tarot#airfryer#brown#psychic#caros
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0:00 [Music] hey what do you guys uh think about tarot card reading I think it's the future oh totally true I love wait you talk about the diner yeah I was like what the know caros had cards T I heard caros cuz I love caros see I heard caros too I think you're pulling my Johnson what do you guys love about Kos the $ the $15 steak and eggs it's a good deal carot cards it's $15 we're steaking eggs sirlo maybe just for fun we could bring it back let's bring it back you said Carol card I said terot you here like an idiot I think ter cards are I was thinking tarot Boba nice too I love how tarot cards

0:51 could tell me everything about myself that I didn't know a tar everything and they could they could they could basically let me know what my future is going to be so I could prepare I use it all the time has it been right you really use it all the time when was the last time you got tarot reading you look like you go to tarot readings uh you look like you give them no there's a there's a YouTube channel and this lady tells you your ter you get YouTube ter reading replay the video and see if she says the same thing that be crazy usually does was crazy I watch same video did you give me the same Destiny as yours really yeah ████ man but don't they do it for like different signs or some ████ like if you're like I don't know they have so many weird descriptors of you got to be aquarious rising yeah like zodiac and then the moon and then the time of day

1:42 like there's so many different descriptors love it dude but I feel like they just uh give you a general thing cuz like they'll have like a death card right and it'll be but death is not supposed to be a bad thing I pull the death card twice they you get the Grim Reaper and they're like oh it's not bad it's not bad it's it just means you know there's a a new yeah a new uh age for you that's coming yeah they like something in your life is going to die but that also means something else is going to be reborn and then you walk out the door and then they're like holy ████ that fool's dying yeah but I feel like a lot of tarot cards is is like that it's like very middle of the road and then it's like you could you could take it any way you want they don't say ████ my question is why are ████ so susceptible to tell cuz it's literally about how you feel that and horoscopes and ████ y they love it and they need validation I had ex went to a

2:32 psychic like every day I was like I don't know if she's going to love me today not weekly like monthly probably does she have amethysts it was just weird blue crystals but she like my psychi said something weird today and I'm like like what she's like she goes my my psychi said who's this brown guy in her life rid of him really p is racist yeah she goes I see a Brown guy and we like him he's good guy and he's going to be in your life forever but maybe not as your lover but he will be in your life forever and I'm like as a guy in a new relationship you're just like I don't know how to play this yeah oh yeah that's what do you say you know and I'm like and she she believes in a lot of the stuff she says so now I'm like okay

3:23 so our our relationships be destined by what this lady says and you're not with her right so she was right she was right yeah are you still in her life though or is this like you haven't talked to her a long time one way or another I guess we're in the same industry we're in the same thing and when we see each other it's like she'd be randomly having um inside jokes from our relationship which is weird sometimes her husband's sitting in the her husband's sitting in the room and we'll have our inside jokes and we'll just look at each other and then you said her husband's in the room yeah like she's fully imagine if they're not that inside she's like babe you're needed on set babe what if you weren't the brown guy though what if she had a favorite taco restaurant and it was a Mexican dude yeah you always see the positive and everything and then the the psychic

4:13 positive is a good word right the psychic saw the taco man and she goes there's a brown guy that's in your life you're not going to be in a relationship but you're always going to love him be with him I think you could apply that to all of our lives there's going to be a brown guy that we're all going to be not in a relationship with but it's life America yeah so I think that works for everybody we all got a brown guy right yeah I got a couple brown guys you got a brown Guy Brian might be my brown guy you wear a brown guy and I'm like what do you mean I've never going to see the black one dude I'm always going to be a brown I'm only going to have one brown guy that's all I say have you guys ever done a tower reading like a real one like when you go to a crystal ball lady I don't do that ████ I had I had some guy do it to us at a bar once he's like I read tarot cards no you go to real one and I was

5:04 like oh okay he's like you want a reading and I was like No And my friend was like I'll do one and I was like great now we got to ████ hang out with this guy for a little bit I I got a close friend who's a who's a witch in training like they go to school Apprentice uh yeah like an apprentice no it's not a special school but it's like a like a small community of other witches that like accept them into like their their second site I know people that do that stuff they what can they do that's not human what does a witch do I think they're just like almost like a a dimensional empaths what does that mean sense and feel energy and they're susceptible to understanding things like a microwave my ████ microwave is an interdimensional impath too ████ heat my potato in a way I don't know how what about my air fryer explain that bud I know witchcraft it's all black

5:56 magic and I don't want to hear this it's just a confectioner of it I don't want to hear that put a paper towel over so the oil doesn't splatter everywhere how does my air fryer cook that good me that I made a prime rib on the air fryer air fryer stuff now talk about ter never get to this article but yes ████ tell about the Terra card the ████ Terra the Terra card it talks about how like uh witchcrafts and and conventional ovens and air fryers according to Pennsylvania law fortune telling is a crime good so there's lock them up there's this one uh witch I believe uh is the right way to say it who was practicing witchcraft there giving tarot card readings and Fortune tellings to different people for for multiple years started getting a little bit popular on like Tik Tok and stuff like that but uh

6:47 one day police officers knock on her door and it's like yo this s███'s illegal and they're trying to shut her down she posts about on Tik Tok and everybody gets all pissed and stuff started commotion because they're like my air fryer Cooks good and I don't understand how yeah exactly air friers are pretty they have a pretty big fan base nowadays air friers do have a really big fan base well she didn't see the cops coming so how much of a psychic isue true you can always throw that in her face she never read her own ████ yeah you guys ever punch a psychic and be like you didn't see that ████ coming yeah I kind of want to now do you think they go oh yes yes I did actually don't be like try to recover I read too cards man I saw this coming actuallyit they're like it's just like my dream I feel think that's the only way to pull it off like if the cops knock at your door and she's like I was expecting you yeah just to try to freak out the cops that's what I said I would do if I was a psychic I

7:37 would just stand outside my own door and when people walk by i' would go I knew you when getting come apparently uh fortune telling related arts are illegal in Pennsylvania punishable by 6 to 12 months in jail and a $2500 fine they're pretty strict about that of course in Pennsylvania they burn them at the state throw these scam artists away what about your your mom's friend she they scam my mom every day that's time traveling that's different different different related arts oh yeah that might be related you're right my mom gets scammed and she loves it they're SpaceTime SpaceTime Buddhists I keep telling her to stop going back and she always goes back she always calls them getting scammed all the ████ time you know the real ones though the real ones they they don't mix money and

8:28 business with their Powers cuz realize realize realize they'll be like they'll be like hey uh so you're going to want to um not be here on July 14th and then just do this and and they'll tell you to be like I don't want any money they see some ████ I don't want any money because you're going to die you know uh uh Hannah's got crazy Powers though like like that uh like she just like has weird visions and ████ and dreams and stuff so like one of them like premonitions or Second Sight she always knows like what kind of ████ I just think she has like like that female's Intuition or whatever it's just weird because uh planetary alignment she's nailed every single gender for within our friend group before they even announced it so she'd be like oh she's

9:19 going to have a boy she'll be like she's been right so far she just she's just hella good at heads or tails yeah yeah but it could be boy or girl but she's like 5050 chance before he take her to ████ the casinos before before taica uh had his seizure right she had a dream about him falling down and everyone worried and she goes ta's TAA I don't know if we told you this but they were like we were in a group right and then taer had a seizure another thing his first seizure ever what do you mean that's what I'm saying he told you about this he told me after he told me after oh well that's a good old don't do that that face dude you can't do that face you can't do that face dude that's true cuz the vision needs to share something fight on December 2nd conclusion after ████ the

10:09 vision I think it was a it was a Sher or something but it was it was it was specific and it was taica it was oh I see I see another one this is a this is a bigger trip so a year before the Maui fire right she's like um we were in Hawaii and then she's like yeah I just had a crazy dream where it was a flood like Hawaii had a tsunami of fire in Hawaii and then she's like and everyone was running up the mountains and running everywhere and then we were just trapped in like a huge fiery tsunami well that's ████ cuz that's not what happened it was a space laser ████ it was clearly a space ler and then she's like yeah that dream was so crazy and then I'm and then the Lina fire happens and then it's like that's pretty ████ nuts though ████ yeah did she tell anybody though that could do something about it well she was

11:00 I think what I think what okay that's too much I think where where it was missed is that the vision happened on waho rather than Maui so she she missed she's not a good witch was it a wave of Fire Hits a Wahu now later right I think the Wi-Fi was down yeah so it was like dang she goes yeah it was like a flood but fire flood it hit W is that what she no it was yeah it was like um it was where we were live where it's where we live in aahu and she goes but like like hella people were running and all that and then the Lina fire do you ever get scared of Hannah for that type of ████ no it's kind of helpful and then she'll see ghosts and ████ too she'll see ghost yeah if I knew which I would just like randomly do karate moves around him yeah so they just know not to ████ with me yeah ████ none of those witchcraft over

11:50 here yeah like back sweep a teddy bear just let it go flying and just look at the witch like you know what I don't see I hear a lot of these ladies talking about being witches right yeah I don't see many Wizards that's true Gandalf no but like guys make hey hey bro chill why are ████ susceptible well maybe in the Witchcraft industry they got canceled a long time ago you know cuz I I feel like the woman's Monopoly patriarchy of wizards cuz whenever you think of Shaman or like a druid or someone or like you think of like a like ████ Merlin or like a like a no all the Wizards and warlocks wear ████ pillowcases cuz those guys probably have blue collared jobs they're Carpenters they're probably working yeah they don't got time for that they got to work overtime cuz the

12:40 ████ power line went down they're like I can't ████ spread my ████ fairy dust this week wife tell him I had a dream about a power line going down what did she telling it's medicine it's medicine man not Medicine Woman all right all right dude so from now on you got to ████ tell us Hannah's dream okay I will right when it happen when it happen then we got to say it in video text us in the group the video is going to be uploaded after the incident so you have to do something with the info you can't wait for it to happen and go oh that's the thing you have to like move out of Hawaii cuz you think it's going to catch fire I didn't know that I just thought it was crazy but from now on since she has a track record that seems pretty good now we got to restart recording it was the wrong Island but still that's pretty crazy still and it wouldn't be one time she'd have it over and over she goes like had the same Nightmare and I had the same nightmare

13:31 it would be like for a week and it then so we could especially if it's consistent like that now we know the pattern okay now we see she's like a space later hits Pasadena you're like what what about what about tail toown Green Street or uh [Music] Colorado [Music]

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