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The Most Boring Video Ever

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0:00 [Music] welcome another episode of careful boy hey be very careful please because we don't want to get cancelled yeah don't do that that's not good for the channel I confess this okay don't be shy about telling me the truth what's the most boring thing that you actually enjoy doing dude washing dishes folding laundry can you come over to my house come but only my ████ though because I have a cuz I wear specific types of clothes very like Basics or whatever so I fold things a certain way oh and so like yeah because of the way I put my stuff away I I have it down to like where I'm just like a machine and I'm like this is and I just ████ your

0:51 whole ████ would you like cry a little no oh then that's not for real never I would just never invite you over again oh that's ████ that's ████ up this bad Vietnamese host oh and the way I make my bed is very specific too I have ████ like three layers of thin blankets versus one thick blanket because a thick blanket is like too I get too sweaty so so that the king of this topic yeah so I I'm telling you dude like when I'm home and I have time to just do ████ that's like my favorite thing to do is just like fold and make everything nice and neat I used to live with can when he folds his thongs he likes to put his [Laughter] do you do him inside out he flips like this he does he goes I go like this hits himself in the ass he has a he has a

1:43 method oh my god dude you got with you dude don't try to deny it why are you looking at my underwear dude what the heck I see you folding your full out in the open yeah you know how you know how some people they try to get scene on purpose oh no that was not that's not it that is you are really good at at boring ████ and enjoying it you said washing dishes folding clothes uh what else is boring your bedly you're winning by a lot only my ████ for other people I don't give a ████ you don't find pleasure in like folding someone else's cloth hell no I hate it because yeah I don't like it I used to have do that too it's pretty boring bro yeah I like cleaning my ears that's not boring that is pleasurable and how long are you doing that how long are you doing that for like an hour yeah thentic gets pretty boring well it depends how much your masturbations no it's just me it's me like soon as I feel

2:34 something but are you how deep are you going let's get let's get hard I try I try to go everything and everything anything that's less than 10 seconds is not considered something that can be boring okay okay yeah what's really boring okay that's not I don't think it's boring though it can be some people might think it's boring well it depends how hot it is it's some people think golf's boring I play that it's I get it if you're washing your car out if it's not even that dirty and you're just like you just like doing it okay never mind yeah what's actually boring to you though or what do you think people think is boring oh soldering oh for electronics oh like just for fun yeah I like soldering and doing wire work I could see other people thinking that's really boring yeah but you like doing it I like doing it cuz I'm just like I feel ████ smart oh how how how often are you just like play like playing make belief with like a gun in

3:25 your house and just going around corners and ████ uh actually none you don't do that no not anymore boring it's because you go out to the desert you do the real thing actually do the real thing so I stopped doing it at home yeah but before you used to play around with situations like I I would pretend like bums coming in I'm like you ████ wrong day you had dialogue too yep everything long day that's pretty funny I like needing to charge the Tesla because it's like a forc time where I have to like chill out for like 20 minutes and so in my mind it's like I'm be just chilling on my phone like looking at random ████ but because I have to I like feel justified in doing it yeah and just doing something like slow and my day stops that's true I love long plane rides and road trips oh hell no I love road trips road trips yes

4:17 plane rides no cuz you know how people are like how do you do it you fly 5 hours every single time and I'm like yeah it's the I like it and I thought I would lose the whole like excitement but it's the same I feel like anything over six maybe seven hours gets a little little rough like international flights yeah I don't know about 13 hours tiring though but but I fly long ass flights dude but I look forward to it cuz to me it's the whole feeling of like I remember when I was a kid and it brings me back to like oh we're going to ████ go on a trip yeah but also it's like guilt-free for me same thing just like charging the car when I go on a long flight I'm like downloading like episodes of whatever from Netflix or do that bring that and then I feel like oh

5:08 I got no connection I can't do work I might as well chill out yeah yeah yeah I do use plain time to binge a lot of things though because I've been flying a lot more I'm like ████ yeah I finally watch the shows that I never got to watch back at home that's my favorite time to play video games too and that too and normal movies that are like five suddenly become like 6.5 seven on airplane you're also like you're not distracted walk around your house movies on planes make me cry dude dude even though some of them aren't even sad yo I I watch a lot of international Asian movies on planes cuz I never get to I never get to watch they give you too yeah Korean Cinema is killing it right now Korean Cinema is so good Koreans Koreans are lit Korea Korea K number one what about you cleen you're good at boring ████ I am

5:58 good at boring ████ watch Ro think yeah wash a lot of rocks not my choice the ████ the Rocks that's how he doesn't know the cont we'll keep it that way yeah exactly I think people find reading boring what what are you reading the ████ shampoo bottle yeah um I read philosophy some history you know stuff like that could be boring um I think people find hiking boring and working out boring because it's like routine based I like all those things though do you ever do you ever edit for fun where it's not even a project you're just playing with the edit ████ no you hate editing huh ████ no is editing boring for you absolutely can you imagine editing for fun where there's not you know I'll say no sometimes sometimes editing can be fun if it's creative based and you enjoy what you're working on but yeah it's very rare yeah dude is it weird that I

6:49 enjoy the boring kind of editing cuz then I get to shut weird for you cuz you're weird we not surprise I get to shut my brain off and just go well that's why you get paid to do it cuz nobody wants to do it exactly nobody wants to edit man that ████ is I don't know why I it's as good as folding thongs huh that's such a ████ stupid thong dude my middle name is trong thong you know what I weirdly enjoy e i weirdly enjoy uh doing complex formations shut up for fun you sit there and you make formation cuz I have to but it's like a really tedious thing it how many how many is like a good number like 50 people on a stage and you have to think of Transitions and where

7:39 they're oh you would do really good in North Korea cuz they work with big it's more so like doing like uh K-pop submissions when it's like let's say I have like seven member group and I have to highlight a different singer at a very specific time every like 2 a counts or something but I need to reveal them cuz it needs to be exciting or I need to come up with a new concept so it looks like they're like underated skill for sure how many times have you used the thing where everybody just are group up one second and then one of them pop out and then go into another formation like how many times have you done that all the time huh like straight line straight line into something you know like cuz cuz I feel like with seven you're so limited with like how many ways Seven's a nice number at least you have a center seven yeah we did all our shows with usually with seven people let's get in a clump and then one guy I hate even

8:29 numbers to yeah unless it's like four or something it's not too bad wait do you make the formation first and then the Cho to it usually no but the thing is there's times where it's like the choreography I'll Focus only on like the catchy Parts which is like the precourse and the hook after that a formation might dictate the idea of the moves cuz moves are just you can make up moves you can change moves but if there's like a concept or a visual or or or a reveal that will be like more important or more more exciting to watch visually than like what the move is yeah I like I like reveals for sure but it's boring to most choreographers I don't even know what the ████ is happened that's boring all I'm thinking about is like there's a dancer and then singer and then they go my time to shine and then I

9:19 come back and then the other one comes and goes my time to shine and I come back it's that but like with Talent yeah right yeah where like if it looks coincidental to you as a viewer they did a good job oh yeah cuz you're not supposed to see the ████ Drill Team Quest has really good reveals we do have a lot of them yeah I like it what about you straight lines uh my one of my favorite things to do that's really you'll you guys are going to fall asleep I go on this website called Fighters generation what's that it's a website that Chronicles all of the like you know games like Street Fighter so any game that has ever existed where it was like two guys on the screen fighting each other it Chronicles all of the biographies of every character and how they're connected interconnected in Worlds what wow that's actually kind of cool wait what okay give me give me a

10:09 strange example you're telling me somebody from like Mortal Kombat is connected to somebody from like Street Fighter no way how's that boring that's a little harder to come by but it's more like um like let's say for instance a really easy one would be uh Street Fighter it'll be like oh gu uhhuh but you also see guile in the background of stage one of Final Fight 2 making him part of the final fight world that's so he's in final fight yeah being in the Capcom thing cuz then that means a developer placed him there on purpose got it so then it like relates to almost like Marvel Easter eggs and movies and stuff like that it's like that yeah but then like it'll have every bit of Canon information on any character of any fighting game ever and it's true not fanfic ████ it's all it's all true it's only stuff that's verifiably like like uh the company said it was true give us give us another give us another example afterwards like final fight one there's

11:01 a character called Roxy it's the girl that you can beat up in the game she just a regular enemy right just a regular enemy she looks like poison uh well her name is actually poison but she looks like the band Poison but a girl version right when they brought final fight one to the states they had to change that character to a guy because they didn't want to see people punching girls but then uh as a way to kind of Al like they also brought it to the states in the Sega side they didn't change it to a guy they just left it a girl but in order to say face the uh Capcom said that you were beating up a trans person that's so funny so their don't worry it's okay it's trans so their official statement was that no that's not that's a new half it's a girl that still has a dick so that way they couldn't actually say you were beating up a woman how did you find this so like now poison has moved on to be in games

11:52 like you know like uh of today like Marvel Capcom and so and so forth but it's it's cannon that Poison's not really a girl because of that statement what the ████ it's kind of it's kind of complicated but then that's like uh poison who is now kind of a recurring character in Street Fighter franchises is originally from Final Fight Before They imported it to here yeah what things like that it's like stuff that back in the day this site is so old that like you would learn that way before anyone was really talking about it cuz they'd be like oh check it out you clicked on this one guy and then when you click on her it'll have like the list of every other character from that game and it'll show you how they're related to everybody too but you can spend ████ hours on there another one I used to frequent for like a large part of my life it was called zy VG you're Z and it was it was basically um it was a

12:42 website dedicated to translation errors in video games oh my God so it would be like dialogue that came out funny because they didn't know how to translate to English that sounds way more boring I heard there was a lot of that in the The Mother series when they had to translate it and bring it over they did it not too bad of a job they did a pretty good job Jo so bored right now yeah that's the point there's no way you can listen to this and not be bored this ████ sucks cool though very specific you know what's really boring video games I subscribed to this Asian dude uh it's called clear value tax on YouTube and he just talks about financial news in the world oh yeah he's really good essential boring that's like essential boring things his thumbnails are so boring but then every like the same ████ shirt and tie all the time he just and he and he seems like he's so over it always he's like like so the feds just released her CPI report let me

13:32 tell you what it is so you don't have to sit through the 5 hours hear that I can't even listen to that and he's like I'm going to tell you what it is in about 30 seconds because it's not true yeah and he's just so over it holy ████ and he's like I hate it when people go out there and say this like Graham Stefan does blah blah blah blah and he just ████ goes off and it's so like I don't give a ████ about the stuff is accurate or do you think people listen to him because he wears a suit and tight and he's always consistent uh I think he's tactical and you don't get any extra fluff is he on YouTube or like YouTube yoube clear value tax always talking about random financial ████ even the name is like very boring it's just straight up it's so boring but it's also just been useful to you yeah because like you walked into Turbo Tax it just makes me feel like I have like a slight pulse on just where stuff is going because that'll just like I in

14:24 my mind it'll subconsciously affect the way that I like perceive money in the current age whether it be like stocks investment real estate inflation thinking about interest rates why that might affect blah blah blah blah blah you know and then he gives some other like random like kind of cookie cutter type stuff like every now and then like how you should invest if you have this much that reminds me of financial audit on YouTube but I don't find them boring dang you should I feel like a lot of adult stuff a lot of adult oh c yeah think he's boring formula is way more entertaining absolutely soci that's like talking to the delusional people Cho you out and he's so blunt about it though too how did he get these people to sign up for it I think because like they're so transparent I think there well there was also the rumor that some of them are just acting but but then the the fact

15:15 that like they get free financial answers yeah that one actress girl bucket was hilarious I just feel like the universe is just going to give it to me right oh ████ yeah I mean I could see why people would be having it up knowing that they're getting attention for it so but why you look so stupid maybe I know but maybe like stupid people don't know that sure yeah Fair yeah I guess if someone's going to expose you for your finances you might as well try to Max your following by seeming as crazy as possible but yeah that Caleb Hammer's cool I like him yeah he's really cool you know I think there's things that I find extremely exciting but I don't know if other people find it boring like that would be the that would be the perfect thing then like swimming that's

16:05 boring as ████ yeah but I find is so exciting you're just Treading Water the whole time yeah that's find exciting cuz he gets to wear K's thongs no that's like a thing that lots of people do yeah yeah I'm like what is it like I don't know I find work really fun like even when it's not fun but like what part of work like trying out new formulas just going no just sometimes the most simplest ████ like I remember um scrubbing tile I came in and I had a yeah like ████ like that me and my nephew we ████ scrub the ████ out of like tile for like 3 hours that's pretty boring what about being on the phone with Ed O customer service that's not boring that's not boring that's not boring traumatized that's stressful he starts screaming you know you I would say like like assembly line work oh yeah I know

16:58 it doesn't really yeah or like even things like um working the popup like a food event you know it's it's it's kind of like when you do shrimp daddy stuff are you bored I I think people can see that kind of stuff is boring cuz if you do it too much it's like the same ████ over and over okay but like you know it's like it's kind of like how people look at fast food and then they look down on it I actually enjoy like doing all those things well there's a difference also though when you're an employee doing that it's like of course that's boring but when it's like it's yours you're like invested in the small part of it because like every little moment that you're doing something is to yeah improve your thing pretty much I I have a I have a buddy who um him and his brother tremendously successful right he he was making like 30 million a year and at smor smoresburg right here he had

17:49 this like Vision to open up this like food stand so he would prop up right next to us and then I was like dude with your money like you could full fully staff this you could even build your own restaurant out why do you do this and he goes this is the only way I can think D and I was like what are you talking about he goes I set this up so I can fry the chicken and it gives me a piece of mind cuz I'm doing a task and it's keeping me occupied and I can think of other things and he's like I can't he goes I can't really think unless like I'm doing these things oh as soon as he stops frying chicken he's like [Laughter] he was just frying now he's dead he's like he's so overwhelmed yeah the way he put it was he was so overwhelmed the frer guy with life and like doing this

18:40 doing that handling this this ████ medium meeting or whatever that he's like he doesn't have I'm like what the ████ and then so like when I I think it hit me the other day when I was making drinks over and over and over and over and I was like oh I like this it's like a weird feeling yeah damn Joe's done with the drink I'm watching this and I go ah time to relax yeah you know you know what might be a fun thing for you to try that looks boring from the outside I do this with Legos I go to old uh you can look up old Lego cataloges from like the 9s and I look at everything I know I used to want and I think about how I could have that today if you do that with East Bay it feels pretty good oh East Bay it feels pretty damn good wo oh East Bay was the catalog

19:31 that showed all the athletic wear like sneakers like jerseys and you just dreamt of having that at like the eth grade or something but now you look at it and you're like damn it feels pretty nice I would do that with the prizes at the Scholastic Book Club right exactly right that's a pretty like boring fun thing boring fun thing yeah his video is kind of boring I go pee okay

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