0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another awesome episode of the careful boys and here we have tesh today what's up ted yeah tesh i gotta introduce you for every video you know that oh i know that's the way it goes i love them so we got a fun prompt today uh well we really get to just dive and talk to each other really learn about each other some more but uh here's here's the here's the prompt tell us about a time when you were the jealous one in a relationship every day so jealous every day you know that's kind of romantic when i was dating this girl and she kept sitting on other guys laps at the party you have to fight everything i was so jealous dude i was like why are you ████ sitting on their laps and ████ she goes ah you're so jealous and i'm like but this kind of feels like a good reason to be jealous
0:50 you're sitting on their laps dude like did you start sitting on other girls you sit on other people's lives no i'm serious you should have sat on her lap while she's on another yeah she sat on another dude's lap she was sitting on guys laps and then drinking beers and whatever and it was not just one it'd be like three and then like not at the same time and then i'm just sitting there scratching my head and i'm like we're ████ right now do you think everyone else was saying the same thing too no like we're ████ right now why'd you hey like i don't know if she lied but she was a virgin and she was sitting on everyone's lap but you guys were ████ but she was a virgin [Laughter] no i'm the person that took it away if she's not lying is she is she in a sorority no good question because you know they have those like oh this is my brother my god brother my god brother
1:41 this is my son that's the catholic church brother my god brother like she was very friendly right and all that stuff but then like for me it was just weird and i was just like it is very friendly or just friendly well the party that we were at to it's not a bunch of strangers we're all friends okay but then i just never seen her uh in kind of sitting on their laps and why i don't remember what it was i was just like i was like 21 or 22 or something but then i was just like yo that's kind of weird she goes why are you so jealous like we're all friends here and i'm all like i just never seen that before like even if we're all friends i haven't seen that close of a friendship it's just weird you better sit on my dad's lap too then yeah what the ████ why are you sitting on the lap like there's plenty of ████ room on the
2:31 couch here that's what's here make me feel bad about this go sit on my dad's lap if you do this then i know you're normal yeah then like you have no standards you just sit on everybody's head wouldn't wouldn't most guys feel weird if if a girl was sitting on their lap and their dude was right there like what yeah yeah like the guy's stewing in the corner yeah did everyone else in the room know that she was in a relationship with you because the more and more they didn't know so you guys were secretly yeah see this sounds made up yeah no it's not made up we were okay so it was in that stage of like we're we're talking about like oh what are we you know and then so we're we're establishing new boundaries right i understand she's overcompensating to hide it let's ask her i don't know mind hunter over what then what what happened after that was i i said you know what this
3:23 kind of feels complicated i don't want to go there because i don't like feeling that way so i'm like we keep on ████ but i already said in my mind that i'm not pursuing this any further because it was too like what the ████ is this i love the gangster in him we can keep on ████ but dude with an outfit like that he's got a fur mat what is what is in your lap now where'd that come from pepper it's very nice joe how long ago was your that jealous moment for you i was like 21-21 you want to know a jealous moment i had last weekend it's more funny it's more funny than anything but i was uh i it was for my mom's birthday like last weekend and we took my mom out to she want to go to the grove or some ████ so we're walking around the farmers market and my girl
4:14 was wearing this like really nice dress and all these random people kept coming up they were like oh my god your dress is on green whatever right guys are girls uh girls no no guys would come up there and come and address because if they do we've scrapping yeah okay so i'm walking i'm walking by my girl and then and then uh there's this guy at this sandwich place and i was looking at the sandwich place i was like ooh because we're trying to figure out what we want to eat and i was like oh man this place has reuben's ████ rubin like rubens too yeah i was like oh they got the ████ russian dressing and i was like really hyped on going to the sandwich place and i was like that's the place i'm gonna go sound crap i'm walking by the guy the guy who yeah that's sour crap strawberry pastrami or cornbread it was bald had both and they had a combo so i was like hyped i was like let's do double let's double it up i don't buy bread too rye bread it's not it's not a room and it's not a ride exactly so true and i was like and i was like this place looks great and i was decided i'm gonna go eat
5:05 there nice the guy who's working there starts looking at my girl's ass because of the dress she was wearing the looking he was like looking at my girl's ass and he was like kind of looking and i was like just looking at this dude and i was like mad dog because i was like catch people the mean mod starts yeah no but it wasn't like and he i just he he looked down and then looked at me and i looked at him and then he looked away and i was like this ████ but it was like i was like whatever but i was like i'm not gonna eat this ████ i'm like i'm not gonna eat there dude no ████ your way bro look at my girl's ass we're not going bro you didn't go you you you didn't ask for a discount see i'm that's my that's what i would do i would tell i would tell my girl i'll be like yo guess what bro it's not a respect get me a ████ free sandwich how did you break and you heard why you wanted to leave and guess i was guess
5:55 who was the real ████ loser here you i was like yeah i was i was the real loser i lost he didn't get his reuben because i didn't get the ████ reuben and you could have got a discount and then you ain't gonna give me no ████ discount let's be real and i went to go get another sandwich wasn't that good hey it wasn't that good we'll go back next week and it had no sides the room in place had a side how did that make you feel like how dare you look at that ████ plus i feel like i feel like if i had fighting skills which i have zero of if i had like if i knew i could at least
6:45 i do know i know you could break this i got some nunchucks but uh i feel like if i knew i could handle somebody else right and somebody was checking out goes that's i might smile at his ass i might be like you like that huh honestly i just and it wasn't anything awkward like it was just like he just looked at me and then he just looked away and then i just looked and then it was what was his look like how obvious was it it was like it was pretty obvious because sometimes i catch people he goes like a santa fe was he was he uh hispanic nah he was actually an asian dude he probably watches the show he was like he was like what if he was a ████ nick fan he was looking and then look because the cakes were out boy you know damn dude you're doing your squats look at that bro he was behind the counter and she we just happened to walk lie and then he just was like what yeah yeah he was like
7:36 and he was like leaning over the counter a little bit but it wasn't like it would it was did he squeeze it was like a male male bottle it yeah i never took you for a jealous guy that's crazy dude i'm super ████ jealous i'm really thinking the only time that i remember getting like jealous like truly jealous was i was in high school the girl that had a crush on brought a date to the school play that i was in and they sat front row and they were late to the show and so i remember probably because of her owning yeah probably come on probably and i remember seeing her in
8:26 the front row with this dude and being like ah ████ but you know but now i'm on tv so i don't give a ████ so are all your guys's jealousy stories like from 20 years ago you had one last week i have another one a month ago you've got nothing to be jealous about man michael are jealous of you my girl my girl thinks tom holland is so cute man ████ tom holland bro hey like a little brother cute or like i want to ████ him cute please don't say those things um but not little brother cute she wants you to watch her ████ that dude she's a loser tell her tell her he's a loser she wants she wants us to shoot what the website did anyone watch uncharted no was it good i don't know i tried to stream it legally but it's a video game movie does that make you
9:16 jealous which means he's like also a good dancer so i'm a little bit like dude todd is talented stop talking about him i'm just saying i respect his craft yeah that's a good person for your girlfriend okay dude celebrity question is not okay imagine if she liked me how awkward would that be like can you or like you you it's all me baby it's like do you want steve urkel or do you want stefan it's still i would definitely want stephan cause he might get nerdy dude yeah but you never know what he turns into in the bed i like it when my girl has a crush on a girl but not on a guy [Laughter] understatement i think most straight men would agree with that what if the girl is like a trans and looks really really manly like way more manlier than you then that doesn't count
10:08 but when she but when she she sends me her her crushes of the month or whatever she's like this goes so ████ hot look at her and i'm like i'm looking at her and she goes yeah this is ████ nice titties huh and i'm like yeah dude are you a girl right now like it sounds like a trap right yeah yeah and then like you agree huh yeah the way you're making her sound see it it's like sick is her twitch what are you thinking right now you're like whoa relax you don't fall for the trap i do and then she gets jealous i'm just kidding but i think uh whenever yeah if it's a girl just i think it's just something about being straight or and stupid and having a great imagination that one day you're gonna have a threesome that makes you go and yeah i'm very encouraging of that and she's like wow that's so crazy so if i had a lesbian lover and then like i would steal time away like like she would steal time away from me and you guys you know you wouldn't be jealous and i'm like ████ no that'll be
10:58 tight she goes but you're not going to be there though and i'm like that's fine that's amazing it's the imagination that makes me happy yeah i don't have and plus it's like part time you know like maybe sometimes i don't want to be there seven days a week and you know you can be there he's like i want to play video games on friday and saturday night like i don't need to go on a date she could do that yeah but a guy though i gotta play yakuza yakuza let her eat your ████ all night for a moment you know like ████ dude like take a break i just keep saying yakuza because i want anthony to yell it yeah there you go this is gonna be a running commercial for sega and yakuza we should get sponsored by sega sega sponsor us please where has sega been you know the japanese sega arcades that we went to closed down so don't worry because they're in yakuza they're literally sega arcades in the
11:48 game where you can play sega video games oh you can even play the crane games and win wow oh when you're in akihabara the electric district i think we should all be characters in a video game like as us in yakuza or be anything jk jk news you wouldn't see us in lord of the rings i'll tell you that yeah there's no asian people in the ████ middle earth so i looked this up once apparently because i was like oh there's zero asians there's zero black people there's zero anybody and what are the rings so i was like we're the people of color and apparently there was an interview yeah tolkien said that the orcs represent the people of color that's the ugly ████ orcs they're pretty to someone i was like said no one i was like is this a political statement an entirely different body of land they had to just be orcs i'm like isn't
12:38 this a fantasy like what's going on have you ever been jealous anthony of orcs he's been jealous this is tom holland ████ that guy dude uh i don't know if jealousy is the right word but just for the sake of fun conversation i feel like i told some of you guys of this instance in private uh yeah um there was one time where i i kind of just started uh dating somebody you know and uh it was like oh let's see where it goes blah blah but she was uh focusing on some other like elements of her career so that meant like sometimes like needing to like hang out with different types of like people you know what i'm saying um and i just remember there was one time where i was like hey maybe we're gonna hang out at this time not necessarily we were already dating so it's just one of those like not formal but we're gonna kick it we're gonna hang out but then it was a date minute yeah it was kind of like and last
13:28 minute she's like oh i gotta go you know hang out these people do this type of stuff but it was just one of those it's not like a business formal event where you're like wearing a suit and you're like at a conference or like it's like a it's like influencer stuff so you know you have like a pool party or something you know what i mean she's attracted to hot tubs and stuff yeah yeah so i like hot tubs there's nothing wrong with that i actually respect the chase but i just realized i didn't want to feel those moments while somebody was like needing to do what they need to do so i just remember being like uh acknowledging i was like ████ i'm a little jealous but it's like also kind of whack and i just don't want to feel that all the time you should have encouraged them to suck some dick and climb the ladder that's a real that's a real if you're a real ally you would have said that i think i think i indirectly did by stepping out of the way as well you know what i mean and just being like you know like i i don't want to be a part of this or feel this so it's like but i want to see you have
14:18 to grab her hips lift her up while she sucks a tall basketball player like i said i think there's technically nothing wrong with doing what you got to do and it wasn't like there was any wrong doing it was just recognizing i didn't want to feel i was you know through the journey i want to see him do focus testing because he'd probably be the wild card yeah every group that's really wise sometimes i just don't know what joe's going to say and it surprises me every single time sometimes i guess in my head what he's going to say i'm always always wrong you weren't surprised by that basketball player no like i didn't think he'd physically lift her up i was like why did i think of that before but that's also it's it's it's literally a metaphorically support you know what i mean fulfills all sides so profound in uh 2000 already dude 2001 my ex um he must have been really jealous he has a year i just remember
15:09 how it's just because it's so ridiculous yeah i was jealous of my ex's ex he he was not in our lives whatsoever never saw him other than a photo but that's all you need sometimes but every time she gave you a hand job her hand was like this first and you're like why is that so big why is that your default yeah where's your default like why did you get i'm over here that's a soda can where's your diva like that grab the jabasco bottle it's from grabbing the basketball are you yawning yeah did you just die no i was jealous of him because he was in prison oh and i thought that was so ████ cool your heroes were your your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend joe camel so like insecure that i was terrified
15:59 that all the time everything i did i was like ████ she probably thinks he's so much ████ cooler because like they broke up because he went to jail and i was like we're out here you're out here but your heart's in their heart she write him letters your heart's at men's county no they that's the thing is like they [Music] i i you look up visiting hours to see when she forbade her from writing letters i was like that was like ████ she was like is it cool like if like we write letters and i was like ████ no and then of course she did because i said no yeah like of course you can do it he spin on his head i couldn't even bag man back then this was that's why he learned that's why he learned how to spin on his head you had to balance out the universe this will get me in jail did you feel like a placeholder no i just she didn't think this is the funny thing i think a lot of guys do this dumb ████
16:50 she didn't at all think that he was cooler than me whatsoever yeah i thought he was cooler than me yeah and then like because like back in 01 the only way to be a cool asian was to be a bad asian yeah there was no bad getting to the highest level of kumon wasn't on your like what's it on your checklist because it was a lot highest level like the highest like i can do you know calculus without a graphing calculator like yeah or like the people at kumon actually need my help exactly dude that's what it turned into when people i knew that kumon was a scam when the instructor was like i can't figure out why this equation is not working out and i'm like tesh get in here i'm like it's called pemdas if you figure that one out you taught them about pet mouse yeah that's crazy i just remembered uh i was like oh he's probably not good looking
17:40 maybe he's just like a badass like dude and then i i caught um i like caught her letter to him and like i found a photo of him i was like he's like ████ gorgeous and it's really just a mug shot was he might not want a mug shot dude he he looked like that ████ i don't know if you guys remember this look from like the late 90s early 2000s but the bald asian ████ nice ass jawline looked like and he looked like a criminal that's what i'm trying to go for and he had the ████ photo uh studio backdrop the hot criminal look man that's tough to beat that dude the hot criminal look you're you're bored that's a lifestyle yeah can't pose that one no no no you can't end up i like found it under her bed and i was so mad because now yeah because now i had a face to the fear yeah i was like worse also the boogeyman is now real was his name like roman or something too like romeo or
18:31 some ████ i knew it man hey putting a face to a name is the worst thing romeo or romell or something like ████ cool cause there's some dudes that i met i remember i'm like this is impossible to beat this guy his name is out of a ████ book he looks like he's ████ like he looks like i want to jizz on him he just looks crazy looks like i want to finish on his low back i think i have an ego problem so this never happens really yeah i'm the i'm like ryan and any time i like me when i was like courting uh tiff and stuff i don't i used to get like so insecure and jealous about ████ everything oh you name it it's all self-inflicted too i was jealous of my ex's ████ stamp of her ████ x on her back because every time we doggy stout i got i look down and i'm reminded what is that space of her name your ex had a tattoo of her ex on her
19:21 lower back of his face of his name what was his name bart [Laughter] that'll be hilarious this is a revenge story it all comes out here you're about to take it's full don't let it get to your head okay full circle i can feel you thinking it only took us 20 minutes to get there but we did it youtube [Music] you
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