0:00 the number one is probably going to know dead languages too then number two is going to know every language mine is dead languages something like dead languages dead language [Music] God all right welcome back to another episode of the careful boys where today hey look we got subin back huh hello oh just hello no claps oh man that's what happens when you bet against that subie all right we have Colleen here everybody yay yes yes quite nice Joe's here he's not doing double news right no I'm watching Dog Swim what are you watching that's technically not double news yeah it's actual dog swimming
0:50 yeah that's a lot of dogs I'm watching Dog Swim now we're watching Dog Swim yeah pretty good stuff not going to lie that's good stuff it's pretty good see it's addicting let's just play an overlay of that the rest of the video all right I'll send this to you and you the editor the editor can put this in every time it goes to this corner just put that over Joe's face that's our most viewed video could be could be could be oh probably would be probably would Dog Swim is definitely better than what we're doing we're doing dog all right here's a question for you I was having this conversation with n the other day if you could be a top 10 of anything in the world what would you be oh I want to do some irony though okay feel free you can have two answers just make sure you spread them out the video
1:40 yeah yeah all right let me think about this for a second top 10 you're literally considered ranked top 10 anything I know what I want to be I think I be top top 10 opera singer I think people people be very confused is that your r one or your serious that's my irony want it top 10 who can even name 10 I can't there's pavara somebody in that scene can name 10 yeah somebody there's Oh you mean modern sure there's pavara there's the uh the Antonio bet berati the one that goes the yeah the Maria guy yeah yeah you're about borini toini ficini spaghetti ratoni mozzarella
2:32 papelli cappuccino papelli Fire by way mozzarella lasagna wait wait wait you know what let's but let's let's put a thing where it can't be simply to just generate wealth yeah cuz that's cuz then we're all going to pick ████ top 10 I don't know angel investor or some ████ like that cuz that's boring that's a boring answer it can't be for wealth it has to be for like something else can wealth be an accessory though I think wealth will be a byproduct of it but you can't it can't be the main driving can't be the main driving like top 10 mountain biker or something I'll be a top 10 i' be top 10 welder Dam that sounds like a sneaky one that's kind of tight it sounds like a sneaky one to get money though no it's not oh it is oh it is is that your irony one
3:22 think about top 10 welder in the world see get money top 10 welder in the world what happens to your exactly what happens to your life I get so good at what I'm doing as as a top 10 first of all a government hits me up a government like we need you to weld the Eiffel Towers is breaking apart I need you to weld me a t62 tank oh like damn but you don't weld the whole tank you just weld the corner of it damn R straight to it I just watched this super disturbing story of some deep sea welders oh no the one they got stuck in the pipe dude that's the worst you guys see that ████ well if they were top 10 they would have got stuck in the pipe huh there's a oil rig in a pipe that they
4:12 were looking in and then it ████ sucked them into it and then it put them all the way into the pipe and then there's like five dudes one of the guys in the front was like well I'm going to go swim back and try to find help so he went back and then he found like a oxygen tank hella lucky so he sucked it up and he's like all right cool but he like literally swam for like a ████ Mile and he finally got up and then he told everybody and then they're like oh it's actually cheaper not to like go get them and then they just didn't get the dude that's what they said verba him yeah no yeah it was a corporate could cheaper not to get them and dude get this this is even creepier so like they sent a team to knock around and be like would they knock back and then when they knocked the other guys knocked back and then they're like they were alive alive and they left them in there and they
5:02 left them to die where was this Caribbean maybe it was a country right different country it was a country for sure it was in the water it was a government a government it was in the water okay okay guys come on come on guys come on a state but it's on the guy had a camera oh ████ so there's a video of it happening the guy that got out so creepy it's really yeah the guy that's out right now though he's he's suing and fighting corporate well that would never happen to it top 10 but if you're up against a top 10 pipe that's true that pipe could get you cuz where are you on the 10 and it's a top 10 sucker that's for sure yeah top 10 sucker if I'm top 10 I would have told my top my top 30 dudes hey get in there also where are you on the top 10 cuz 10 could be detrimental imagine you're number five of the top five and top 1 2 3 and four in front of you so
5:53 you didn't save them I would have been like congratulations you guys you guys deserve this position the funny thing is that if you're a top 10 welder you might still be behind a top 30 deep sea welder cuz that's a higher that's like saying you're a top 10 private in the Army I thought you said top 10 in general so I'm top 10 every welder oh okay okay so even a swim welder space welder air welder space welder okay that's really cool being a welder it's like Earth sea and air let's just talk about welding think to be yeah yeah yeah to so would you be a top 10 space welder nah top 10 Japanese facts guy yeah oh that would be cool a top 10 historian
6:45 you know what I wish I was a top 10 polyot what the hell is that polyot is that a Pokemon no a polyot is a person that can speak multiple languages oh so that means like if you're in the top 10 that means you must know like 40 languages that means you're for sure getting hit up by the CIA right away you'll be at warong yeah he said go get him yeah tonging CH Chong CH that's kind of it sounds like he's being racist but he's really good yeah yeah yeah we this is above our pay you know what's scary it's like when you choose to be a top 10 of anything there's a point where you get so good at something you just become a government asset maybe we're flying too close to the Sun cuz I feel like well just it well building Shore polygon whatever the ████ polyot polyot I don't know about dancers
7:37 though who was the first translator who was the first guy who's like I can speak Chinese and then he just tells all the white guys he's like he's he says ching chong bing B all that means is like he's let's go play baseball and then the guy the Chinese guy's like I didn't say any that ████ but he can't he can't communicate that he said ching chong bing bom was probably the lead contractor of the Tower of Babel that's who but you could have tricked everybody cuz how do they know how do they know that you know I don't know how would they know but I watch the show Vikings and then they eventually just learned the language body language tone like when people steal them yeah damn they have to have back in the day they were probably like bottle bottle yeah bottle bottle bottle we're not getting if you learned
8:28 one word in that language every freaking day that's 365 word how do you know you learned the word 365 how do you know that you're getting the word correct that's what I'm saying who's V who's vetting it I know right cuz what if they're like green and then they're like oh a cup okay a cup exactly okay cup cup Cup what about you Anthony top 10 ████ top 10 what yeah top 10 well now these ansers are just good 10 what about what about like you know those like arcade basketball things that'd be kind of sick cuz I always I always feel like I'm pretty close I know you beat so so close you when you say top 10 though we're not number one huh we're like more like five
9:19 to 10 it can't be we're probably 10 just top 10 top 10 of world's people magazines 100 sexiest men that's what you'd want to do huh that's what I would want he wants to be on G and it's not like I got any sexier everybody's P perspective just Chang yeah but number 10 got sick and couldn't make it and you're the 10 top 10 imagine what kind of douchebag is like I would want to be top 10 like world's sexiest man there's guys out there for one month there's guys out there and then all the hot people get a disease and then it's like you got to get you were by default for so how hot everyone hotter than we got a disease so that means he was the hottest dude during the black plague and then you just rise and the sexiest man alive ████ Scout was like oh man what do I do cuz everyone died from the Bubonic
10:09 plague my face turned blue dude you're probably the hottest guy during mes Revolution cuz ████ 68 million people died Mouse Revolution there you go and then they're like there's no men left and then Anthony is the hottest dude there you go damn I was going to give a boring answer what was yours like ttic one what like ████ ice skater like either like a golfer or a chef dude top 10 golfer would be huge golfer be but that's tied to money man so much money that would be tied to playing ████ golf for free 10 anything is going to be tied to money but golfer I would just be playing around the world yeah but you're going to you're going to hate golf yeah you're going to hate golf oh do top 10 golfers hate golf you're too good at it it's too boring now bro top 10 any athlete any ████ athlete I know they're like I hate this sport I'm not why so much top you know go ahead that
11:00 you know khif Boyd that you know khif boy he's a top 10 athlete is he yeah for what he was uh he was a professional basketball player for Argentina khif was yeah that makes him a top 10 in the world yeah no you said top 10 athlete I know that's professional that still doesn't equate yes it does that's pretty cool top 10 I didn't even know that about Cleveland cool Bart Quan top 10 Asian uh powerlifter in the world is he wow okay and he hates powerlifting right that wait top 10 Chef though you be working at the White House oh he'll be working with top 10 you wouldn't be working at the White House You' be doing whatever you want yeah he'll be cooking for EP he have his own restaurant I think if he was top like like 1,000
11:51 you'd probably have to be working in the White House yeah yeah but if you're top ████ 10 you're going to be making your own calls you have like 17 restaurants or some ████ yeah his dream is to cook for Harvey Weinstein would you want to be poly glot was just so boring that you got a dunk on mine huh like you couldn't even ████ say it right you Pokemon Oh's that damn what do you think Authority yeah does sound like the authority ask him what his top 10 is got oh wait is that your car too yeah is it me are we part Vehicles is it me just can okay thank can bad can I'm good it's always can I would say doesn't he know the rules you don't ████ block the bay doors he's blocking the bay door oh yeah see I
12:42 wasn't blocking the bay door wait can't parked in front of the actual door yeah he's parking what the ████ ████ rude man how many years have you been here scumbag man those guys are trying to make a real living dude not some ████ YouTube stuff would you want to be a top 10 member of ucb's 8:00 uh comedy show shut the ████ up what he was to at one point that was your dream no not my dream ████ no your dream that was like your it was like basically like you're in the door that wasn't like your dream his dream was to be on Sunday Night Live yeah Sunday Night Live yeah that sounds like a Christian ████ comp yeah it's a Christian uh Prof group where we don't have to swear to get our
13:32 laughs nice wow that's really good virginity is cool real top 10 non ironic real true top 10 I don't think I'm capable first thing came to my head right now is Call of Duty but what if you sick though cuz then it would be like dude I'd be like I'd be like what do you I'd be like you want to play subie and then I would put a ████ blindfold on and just ████ kill him the whole time no that's dope yeah like top 10 gamer that's legit there's so many people but I don't even play Call of Duty okay just be like a great thing that I have that's like I think you would enjoy I don't even practice multiple languages but it's a it's I think you would enjoy what you could do in a server where everyone knew you were a top 10 player because they would play weirdly and you could just not like you could just stand in one spot and everyone would just be scared of you it'd be fun to just execute everybody yeah but do you want to be number one cuz I don't think I
14:22 want that burden in it's a heavy burden I guess being top 10 means you like it's Ambiguously 1 to 10 I want a nemesis I want to be like I he's number two a guy that knows no languages no no like the number one would probably know every language oh okay the number one is probably going to know dead languages too then number two is going to know every language mine is dead languages something like dead languages dead language like Latin F Atlantis oh wow that's just monkey that wasn't a oh stupid come on man be serious I'm serious be
15:12 serious langues there's languages in the world that they don't speak no more that's true like Latin what's a dead language Bay Area that's one of them that's Bay Area or Sumerian and ████ what's the one that um um for the passion of Christ what was that one Jesus ar ar ar I think they speak nah nah oh cleen honest top 10 honest top 10 dud powerlifter no probably like a pilot oh wow cool top 10 pilot top 10 pilot that's for sure a government's going to hit you you don't even got to be top 10 to be a pilot though a pilot of what top 10 oh yeah what do you find like if I'm like a a a g scope find prop job a spider jet
16:03 jumpers like Tom Cruz I only take off from my home damn a fighter jet I just something something for convenience maybe a helicopter top 10 helicopter sounds dangerous as ████ can I be honest with we're like top 10 knife thrower pilot that's cool now we're talking from the helicopter from the helicopter yeah Cen wants that knock on the door we we need you and she's like I'm ████ retired yeah I can't train nobody to serve your country and she has trauma because her friends ████ died and they're like all right fine we'll just get one of the other ████ thousands of pilots who gives a ████ see you later yeah but not the top 10 that's true Not Top 10 she's the best in the ████ field it's so scary to dig about uh flying now these days isn't it yeah because that the the figure skaters crashed that was really
16:53 sad yeah but like like like they're both just doing what they're doing us no you're just like what that's a really good way of coping you know what I mean that's like so sad just doing you're brave you want to be a pilot top 10 pilot you're brave I've never been in a helicopter before well if you're top 10 you're probably not going to ass you know but it what but that wasn't their fault it was just yeah but they weren't top 10 stupid they're like top 300 trying to bring it to we're doing polyglots here he's speaking subie to subie oh oh oh oh us you know that language what did he say what did he say he said yeah you're right I I need to read a dictionary mhm mine's probably more boring than yours I would like to be a top 10 reader uh reader
17:43 yes it's me and then it's acrobat yeah oh acrobat acrobat reader no I want to be a top 10 like Auto designer kind of like leak coka or that's cool as ████ hell cool cuz then you know like when you're when you're a top 10 you end up designing cars for different companies the same way that like you know the guy who made the GTO is the guy who made the DeLorean it's like it spreads out so you're not just like a Toyota guy anymore you like make it for everybody have you ever have you ever doodled or sketched anything growing up yeah I made all kinds of pieces of ████ what do you think of the how the cybertruck looks a lot of people like it a lot of people don't like it I like it I wouldn't I wouldn't want it but I like I just like that it's so different that it'll make the rest of the car industry follow suit and take risk I see I hope so I don't really care about the cybertruck I care about the statement of like oh good then
18:34 it opens up the door for like people stop making cars that look like partially used soap yeah everything looks the same yeah yeah until until cyber Tru and then probably the new one the rivian looks a little different I just want ████ to look different and I think that was like the Catalyst of like okay good we don't have to make Logitech mouses with four wheels yo rivan looks whack what you mean Steve no looks different hey are we allowed to have more than looks tight yeah that's why whether it's black or not it's cool to have a different are we allowed to have more than one you're allowed to have more than one cuz Steve got more than one he had a irony one and then he had you can't have more than one only and he had a UCB one too yeah did everybody did everybody say one did subin say one he said welder was that his irony one or was that I want I want Joe to go home to Hannah he's like Steve had more than one I didn't get to have it ████ see he calls her outside I'm
19:27 to pull Anthony side and be like hey I got a comment about your ████ hosting skills bro I only have one I only won he's like I'm losing control of my company yeah you got to have it's you got to make it fair across the board no favoritism and thanks for tuning in today no it's his second one oh oh oh we never do an outro ever I'm already bitter ████ you guys top 10 bitter guy top 10 Petty guy is pretty good yeah top 10 pettin yeah
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