0:00 So, it's not every day that we have, um, a girl in this room that can help us with, uh, certain opinions that we might have. >> Yay! >> [laughter] >> Yay, girls. Yay. >> Innately, we have toxic opinions. But, also, um, I wanted to ask Reina, um, let's see if Reina can help us rank Asian guys in dating difficulty. So, where would you place, let's just start off easy, where would you place Japanese in terms of like how difficult it is to date Japanese? >> How many levels are there so she could slot it in? Is it like five? >> Five. Yeah, I'd say five. >> Japanese guys are the best. I'm very biased. >> They're the best? So, number one? >> Yeah. >> Ichiban. >> Okay. All right, we'll see if we could we could beat that. All right. So, Japanese number one. What makes them the best? What's so like what's so great
0:51 about it? >> Well, they're good husbands and they're also freaky. They're probably the In my experience, they're the freakiest Asians. >> She likes the freaks. >> And and they know karate. How about that? >> Karate ain't even Japanese, bro. Excuse me? >> She likes the freaks. What makes a Japanese man so freaky? What do they do What do they have done to you? >> I won't answer that. >> [laughter] >> What have you What does your friends tell you? What did your friends tell you that the Japanese guys do? >> Or has a Japanese guy ever done something so freaky that you >> Oh, wait. You know what? I'll tell you I'll tell you one. It's not freaky, but it's just so sweet. Okay, so my favorite character is my my favorite character is Grimmjow, one of my favorite. He has light blue hair. And then my Japanese boyfriend, he ████ dyed his hair blue, said all his
1:42 voice lines to me, and I was like, "Oh my god." >> Role play? >> Oh, that's very nice of him. Okay. >> No, I And his family freaked out because like, "Why did you dye your hair light blue?" Cuz he had a corporate job, right? I was like, "What you doing with light blue?" I'm like, "Make my girlfriend happy." I'm like, "Bro. Oh my god." >> Okay, that's a really grand gesture. Yeah. >> Wow. >> was so sweet though. Yeah. >> That's very good. Okay. Man, I didn't know Japanese could be number one off the bat. >> I think it depends on the girl because I saw a video where they're like top guys and everyone chose Chinese. >> Chinese would be second for me. >> Oh, really? And is by Chinese are you talking about like mainland Chinese? >> Damn. Uh or Taiwanese. >> Or Chinese-American. >> Chinese-American second. >> Chinese-American second. Okay. Yeah, what what's that like? >> Uh well, they again, they're good husband material um and then uh
2:33 >> But they're not freaky, huh? >> They're not. But they uh but they're more Americanized, the Chinese-American part because I've also dated Chinese China. >> Oh. >> Boy, it's it's hard, you know. >> It's different. >> It's very different, you know. >> Teeth is full of ████ tar from the cigarettes. >> ████ no. >> They got black lines in between their teeth. >> No, they're just like I don't have really accurate way to describe them other than like super fobby. >> Oh. >> Yeah, and it's just like hard to relate sometimes cuz I have cuz you know, I'm I'm very American as well. So, I have to like tell them some things and then they do some very traditional Chinese things that I don't even understand. >> Like eat a cricket or something? >> No, no, no. It's just like they're the way they act is different. Yeah. And sometimes if their accent is very strong, I'm like, "Bro, can you please just speak Chinese? Like your English Your English is so bad." >> You might as well just go full Chinese
3:23 then. >> Yeah. >> Okay. All right. Did you ever date a Filipino guy? >> Yeah, yeah, I've seen yeah. >> Oh, is it a bad experience? >> What number is that? >> it's it's like >> You got three, four, and five. >> Average? >> It's like average. >> I heard they're the most romantic. >> Are they? >> And don't you like emotions and stuff? >> They are very emotional. >> I heard that Vietnamese and Korean and Filipinos are the most emotional, but the most toxic. >> Yeah, I okay, yeah. >> I dated a Vietnamese guy, too, yeah. >> Where do you put Vietnamese guys? Are they like uh lower? >> They're a little above Filipino. >> They're above Filipino? Oh, okay, wow. >> So, is it like Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Filipino? >> Oh, no, you're putting them way too high. They got I got a few in the middle. And you got to >> [laughter] >> No, we have the the all the Chinese are in there. We got Taiwanese. Taiwanese
4:13 third. Yeah, Taiwanese guys are so sweet. Yeah. >> What was it with the Vietnamese guy? How did that go when you dated a Vietnamese guy? What was the different? >> Vietnamese guys are very open. Yeah, they're very Yeah, again, yeah, they're very expressive and they're very open-minded. They're chill, you know, but >> Chill, wow. >> In my opinion, yeah, they're chill. >> You got a good one. >> Couple. Um but uh >> But they have to steal cars. >> Huh? >> You don't date Vietnamese guys stealing cars all the time? >> No. >> He's always picking you up in a different car. Like, "How did you get this one from?" "Oh, I don't know. I found it in the parking lot." Like, "What the hell?" >> What the hell? >> [laughter] >> You mean chill like easygoing or like relaxed? >> Easygoing. Easygoing, yeah. >> I think Vietnamese people are easygoing. >> Yeah, because um I'm like kind of crazy. I have all these crazy ideas and they just roll with it. Like, "Sure." You
5:03 know, like whereas like Chinese are more traditional Asians like are more judgmental to what you want to do. You know, I can say something ballistic. Like, I don't know, something crazy. And they'll be like, "What?" But the Vietnamese guys will be like, "Sure, let's do it. We'll do it." You know? Yeah. >> Okay. Did you ever date Indian guys? >> I dated a Pakistani guy. >> Okay. How was that? >> They're not going to like being compared. >> [laughter] >> Pakistanis and Indians don't like to be lumped. >> We're all different. >> Oh, yes, yes, yes, they are very particular about that. >> It's like Koreans and Japanese. Oh, no, we're so different. And I'm like, nah, dude. It's kind of the same. Come on. >> What was it like dating a Pakistani guy? Did he grow up in America like in LA or America or like that? Like just a >> He was from Vancouver. Um, he's chill, just >> [snorts] >> very normal, very vanilla.
5:53 >> Yeah? >> Yeah, just >> Was he looking for savings all the time? Is always looking for savings? >> Asian guys in general are very frugal, but the ones you mentioned like uh Filipino, Vietnamese, and are more open to spend money. >> Jungle Asians love to spend. >> Except for the Japanese guy, he bought me a lot of gifts. See, I keep going back to this Japanese guy, but he has so like he uh >> They spend a lot on others, but not on themselves. But Japanese guys they spend responsibly. >> Oh, yes, yes, yes. That's why I enjoyed it. >> Filipino >> spend, spend, spend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah. So, this Japanese guy was spoiling you a lot, huh? >> Yeah. >> I hope you find a Japanese man in the future. >> Thank you. >> Where was it for this Japanese guy? He sounds so perfect. Where was it that he was falling short? >> He wanted a job. >> It was not just him, it was also me. Like I still had I needed to grow a lot
6:43 more in terms of cuz I was not happy in the place of the life I was in. >> Oh, okay. So, it's like circumstantial. So, is he the one that got away? >> Yeah. >> Good person, wrong time. >> That's very sweet. >> So, if So, if he gets a divorce, you're going to jump right on him, huh? >> I don't think I'm going to do all that. I haven't spoken to him in a long time. >> Yeah, what if he came like crawling back at your door one day? >> He's not going to do that. He's not that kind of person. Yeah, yeah. He >> you want him even more, huh? >> No, I'm not No, I'm I'm over it. >> But like in your anime dream mind, if this happened, would you be receptive? >> No, no. This is something like I I feel like it happened for a reason and I should have I just move on. I am very grateful it happened and you know, all that happened for a reason for me to be here and I don't need to go back, you know, like this is >> It's part of the journey. >> Yeah, it's like I don't like I'm not >> Cuz that's the point, right? Yeah. >> Yeah, I'm not desperate to have him. I'm just saying I I very much enjoyed our time together and that's why I talk very
7:34 highly of him, so. I'm happy where he is now. >> That means you guys had really good sex. >> Well, if this dude dyed his hair for that, what the ████ you got to say? Cuz he keeps bringing her him up. >> Yeah. And she keeps saying freak. I heard her say freak like [laughter] 17 times. >> But not all Japanese guys are built the same. >> No, they're not. >> No. I'm sure you dated after and you're like, "Ah, it's not the same." >> No, I've actually never dated another Japanese guy ever. >> Really? >> Because I I don't meet many Japanese guys. >> The one I know. >> Oh, yeah? >> You got to go to Hawaii. Have you heard of a street called Sawtelle? >> But okay. >> [laughter] >> But shy. A lot of Japanese guys are shy. Um yeah, I know Hawaii, Japan also has their own category. >> That's That's true. Hawaii Hawaii Asians are different. >> Well, how are Japanese people different in Hawaii? What's the What's the deal? >> They're lazier. >> Lazier? There's nothing Japanese about
8:24 them. >> Nice kitty. >> I wouldn't say lazier. They're just like laid back. They got the Hawaiian vibe to them. Hawaii has a vibe. >> Hawaii is the strongest one. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They adopt Hawaii culture. >> Yeah, they They're They're more Hawaiian than Japanese if that makes sense. >> Ah, yeah. They definitely look way more tan, for sure. They look cool though. There's a lot of cool Japanese Hawaiians, yeah. >> Oh, they're cute. They're cute. >> They're really good-looking dudes. Japanese and Hawaiian, the blood mixes well, I think. >> [laughter] >> Japanese and Brazilian mixes a little too well. >> Yeah, mixes too well. >> Oh, they're hot. >> Yeah, they need to stop doing that over there. Cuz they're skewing the numbers. >> Have you ever dated a uh Laotian guy? >> No. >> Thai? >> No. >> Mong? >> No. >> Burmese? >> These are very specific now. >> Indonesian? >> No. >> Malaysian? >> No.
9:14 >> We're just going through all the Asian countries. >> Mongolian? >> No. >> Singaporean? >> No. >> Do you prefer Asian men? >> Yeah. >> Why? Good credit score. >> No, they're They're reliable. >> Like a Toyota. >> yeah. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Reliable is the funniest thing in choosing [laughter] a choice of a man is like, "I want to see a street interview and you're like, what do you like what do you want to what do you want a man to be? And then she goes, reliable. >> [laughter] >> Oh, it would break that guy's channel. He'd be like, I don't know what to do with that. That's crazy. >> That means she's lived life though cuz I feel like once you actually live life and you have life experience and you've been through all the novelty, you do look for what's ████ stable out here. >> Right, yeah. >> Well, cuz it's also hard to find, too. >> Well, but also because what do I need from a guy? I really don't need much.
10:04 Like I just want somebody like that's there for me. That's all I really need cuz everything else I can do myself. I've I've been doing it myself. >> I could ████ eat a 6-lb burrito. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> I don't need a man to finish my meals. >> What was your experience dating white guys? >> They're okay. It's just a lot of like culture shock and like they're they're it's it's too much like cultural differences and then they're they're they don't know much, right? You know, I got to teach them everything. >> Like know much about the world or about your culture? >> A little bit of everything. They just very they're very simple and very vanilla. Yeah. >> Like they meet your dad and they just pat him on the back. Hey, how you doing? >> [laughter] >> I would imagine something along those lines, yeah. Hey, Wang. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, something along those lines, yeah. >> Oh, dude, yeah. That is true though. It's Were you their gateway to like a
10:55 cult outside culture? Like >> Oh, I remember going to Wisconsin. I made like jars of kimchi for this white dude. Like he was just so obsessed with kimchi and now I'm like, okay, I'll ████ make you kimchi. >> Wow. So, they were like they never dated anybody else outside of their culture, so that's why they're just like >> This man he lives in Wisconsin in the woods with his grandparents. I'm pretty sure like, yeah, he already seen white people. There's I don't know, there's Hmong people in Wisconsin. >> That is true, but I don't think yeah. He had the experience. >> You were the gateway. >> I am a simp for blue eyes though. That is what got me. But then everything else was like, man, this is so boring." >> I mean, Japanese guys could just put contacts in. >> Oh, yeah. No, I put contacts in all the time for cosplay, yeah. >> I'll try to find you a Japanese man. Yeah. I'll But most of them are Hawaiian.
11:45 >> You really want him to find you one? >> I DON'T KNOW. LIKE, AT THIS POINT, I'M NOT meeting Japanese guys on my own. >> I'm a great matchmaker. >> Oh, really? >> I am. >> Oh, what is it that makes you so great? >> I just know that people Like, when I look at two people, I'm like, >> Okay. >> would they make a good husband and wife? Or would they just make a good short time? And I got to I got to think about what they need in life at this moment. >> For some reason, I trust his judgment. But the thing is, you have to find a guy taller than me. That's the hardest part. >> Ah, where Where's the tall J guys? >> I'll make sure they'll they'll wear platform shoes. >> How old are you? >> Uh 31. >> I think you could find one. Cuz I feel like every generation, they're getting taller and taller. >> [laughter] >> Right? Cuz they eat more protein. >> Girl, you might just have to settle because uh my wife is like 5'12"
12:35 and I'm 5'6", so >> That's so not sexy, though. >> You don't think there's really like good-looking like Japanese guys that are also tall, successful, caring? >> They're eating more protein. They're getting taller now. >> [laughter] >> Well, what's more important to you, a freak or a tall guy? Cuz would you rather have a 5'6" freak or a 6' non-freak? >> I don't know. You're right. 6' >> Really? You don't care about freakiness that much? >> Yeah, I have toys. >> You might have to learn Japanese cuz I don't know any Japanese Americans. >> Watashi wa Hanashi te Nihongo desu. >> Okay. All right, we'll go. What the hell did she just say? >> We'll We'll go to Japan then and we'll find you somebody. >> I'm going to Japan in 2 weeks. >> Okay, well, you You You could find a guy there. >> I don't I'm too busy. I already have plans. That's the I even have gigs in Japan. I'm just always working.
13:25 >> Well, that's the thing. You're too busy. >> So, Japan doesn't have a bunch of guys that look like the dudes in Slam Dunk? >> [laughter] >> The anime? >> Yeah. >> I feel like guys in Japan look fragile. >> Oh, really? >> Oh, I love that. They're so cute. >> See, you should be the guy there. Japanese-American guys won't work. >> You want a fragile 6'2" guy? >> You got a dating app? >> Japanese-American guys are like 5'5". >> So, open up the dating app out there. Maybe you'll match with some some guys. >> a thing. Japanese guys in Japan are taller than Japanese-Americans? >> I've seen some. Yeah. >> I just think of the newer generation. >> Honestly, like I just I could I would just at this point I'm just like find somebody cute. Let me save you from your workload. You don't need to work 12 hours in Japan no more. Come with me. >> Wow, that's a hell of an offer though. >> You just need to give her your heart. >> Exactly. You know, just stay at home, be
14:15 a good house husband, be a good boy. >> There's hella guys that are probably down to do that. >> OH, NO, I KNOW. I JUST NEED TO FIND THAT. Like I'm in Just be a good boy. >> Yeah, you just got to file through them. Pick your favorite. >> You don't need my help. >> I do. >> [laughter] >> You guys go message her right now if you're a tall Japanese boy. >> No, these are These are just going to attract American ones. >> Yeah, she needs you. If you're a tall Japanese boy that looks like a Japanese fob, go hit her up. >> Cuz I can groom them, too. I can style you. I can make you look like a Japanese K-pop star or whatever. I can dress you up and look like those anime like I I I may just make this up. Just let me use you. >> [laughter] >> Wow, okay. Well, Japanese, you're on the top of Reina's list. So, uh get cracking. Send her some messages. >> That or China. Or China. >> And Koreans, don't even try.
15:05 >> Oh, no, don't even touch them. Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Koreans, you're out this time.
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