0:00 thank you [Music] okay try to picture this entire crime because it's a crazy scenario and there's a lot to think about a husband kidnaps his own wife because they're going through some problems and he decides to get all crazy so he kidnaps her tapes her eyes and mouth shut and then he uh puts her in a vehicle they drive to a location that she doesn't know where they are takes her out of the vehicle stabs her in the chest wow buries her alive in a grave that he does and then sticks a tree on top of the grave wow after all of this is said and done she grows out of the tree she had to grow out of the tree she'd busts out the tree without it yeah the ████ flower
0:50 she's alive she becomes a fruit and then she pops out and says ████ I'm mango mango man and she gets her revenge you ████ mangled me yeah you make oh man plus three all right no she uh she does end up Surviving the entire ordeal how do you think she did it and if you were in the situation how would you do it how do you get it I would try to have a hole while he buries me like this with a bulbous I could breathe through the roots that's creative she survived wait she made it so and the cops arrested the guy good was the knife stuck in her or was it she just got shanked with something out so she was bleeding she ate the dirt oh my God the dirt actually like shut up
1:41 your wounds stop the bleeding he cauterized it that's some ████ kill Bill ████ imagine that you're you you got stabbed you're in the dirt there's a tree on top of you how could you possibly get help she dug he got the tree from somewhere he couldn't have gotten it from or like he stole the tree and he the person came back where's my drink where's my ████ tree and there it is and then she had her cell phone close close really even closer to the watch that's it there it is what is it the Apple watch Apple watch and then what happened did she say call 9-1-1 what happened is at the time here's the timeline so at the time that he taped her eyes and mouth shut he went out of the room to get more ████ at that moment she called 9-1-1 on Apple watch unable to see or speak and she you just
2:31 hear the call and she's just going wow yeah and off of that they were able to when she was taken to that site where they buried her and everything they were able to like uh pretty much get a beat on her location but still even though she was in the ground she still managed they still have a reception no she still managed to get out of her bindings and dig herself out of the ████ grave so she she wow he sucked that digging Graves he doesn't know any ████ knots he didn't stab deep he doesn't know how to ████ Berry ████ or plant a tree like idiot he didn't make sure that she was dead also can you talk on into your Apple watch that sucks terrible yeah you can't you can't can yeah even when you're when your phone's not there what the hell it's Ron skolsday who did this that's who did it damn it's an Asian man
3:24 is this in Asia no this is the third ████ um where was this this is in uh in Washington I'm surprised ████ Asian With Attitudes not reporting all this stuff they I think they did okay they do a lot of Asian dudes are bad at killing their wives huh yeah so uh she was and the crazy thing is when she got herself out and moved the tree out of the way he was still in the in the van like she could see him wow but then she snuck that she snuck that out pretty fast she got back in well he just didn't leave right away he dropped the ball in everything yeah yeah pretty much maybe he was watching and just going haha into how crazy it sounds oh that's crazy imagine having to call 911 why wouldn't
4:14 9-1-1 go hello oh my God is there like an SOS you can do when your mouth is like when you do like Morse code or something you know when you even called this this is already an SOS yeah right there is that but let's say it's like through sound like let's say you're trying to communicate but you can't say words oh like is there a way to say like SOS yeah you would go dispatcher needs to know Morse code that's SOS oh it is s-o-s Bubba SOS dispatcher's lineup she was kind of tired one more time
5:07 nice that's great that's good to know though that's good to know yeah it is good to know do you think he did did her mouth first because she was complaining a lot I mean there's a lot to complain about yeah the situation I wonder what they argued about um apparently they argued about a lot of things because they were married for a long time and were kind of in the middle of a wonderful divorce we were wearing a blue shirt I bet you they were arguing over her fall recipe one of the biggest things that they were fighting what what uh what Asian is that that's Vietnamese see I told you right I mean it could be a couple other things but Titan it looks like it looks like Vietnamese wait let me see how do you spell it c-h-a-e and then a-n-a-e that's that
5:57 sounds Korean that's like Hmong dude oh yeah oh yeah this is Young her name is Young oh Young on yeah okay but they also look Korean where is it where is it at Washington there's a lot of Koreans in Washington but I also respect the um the dispatcher to like actually put it through because it was me it would be like ah this is ████ dude I feel like in L.A they would just protocol for that to not be just ████ you don't think so muffled cry to a 9-1-1 okay fine in L.A I feel like that's why you're not dispatcher it's okay that's right so people some jobs aren't a good fit you know it's like I'm sorry I can't understand you is that um what's the address again but it is pretty cool that like they did file it so when she made that call they did file it under a female heard screaming
6:48 sounded gagged oh that's so they correctly identified did yeah what if it's a man they just skip it huh dude don't be kind of ████ up and choking on Glizzy yeah a big man it's like stop being a ████ yeah yeah get yourself out of this yourself yeah dude yeah I wonder what like um the motive outside of just pure evil it is you know what I mean it's like there's yeah I would not think that like Murder by itself uh for hate was the thing that would prompt a married couple to do that it's kind of like like life insurance is always like a huge part right like committing murder obviously not trying to get caught collecting on something so it was more valuable than just ridding yourself the wrong way of someone can I see this picture again
7:40 yeah but you better say something really good because I gotta ████ click this thing oh sorry because it look was he smiling he kind of was smiling in his mug shot no he was I mean he was like you know oh his eyes are smiling yeah he's all like I did it well also these could also be mug shots from a prior you never know like could be from when he ████ stole a place I mean he could be a JK news fan too so you better watch out he's probably just crazy odds are yeah he's really bad at killing people though that's for sure all right do you know what is interesting though is it like for domestic abuse and domestic murder those are things that tend to happen a lot with guys that don't have priors yeah this is very irrational yeah and like because of crimes of passion a lot of crimes of passion stem from people that have never really done anything like that rather than like a ████ some biker gang looking dude that has had like five priors like
8:30 that's not but he had to have one moment where he's like I know it'll make this better I'm gonna put a tree on top like that part was probably the best part of the plan everything else was like kind of sloppy but that's probably when it's like a a Heat of the Moment like he like freaked out and was like all right well I can't turn back now with this thing nobody will know what if he just did that tree though yeah but also maybe he just did that as a punishment and it's a tree like like a down or is it like upright imagine he planted it it was all like this and somebody was like that tree looks kind of weird I'm gonna bury her under a tree that's a sus Oak yeah to just cover the whole body so you put it like that I hope it wasn't a Christmas tree because that's pretty stupid Christmas is coming right around
9:21 the corner it's the wrong season they're just gonna someone's gonna take that tree and notice that there was a body in the bottom it's a Douglas Bird yeah funny the funny thing is I I have seen that detectives a lot of the time especially homicide detectives they can very easily tell when a crime is committed in haste because if there's certain signs that like they did it rushed it's very easy to go okay somebody ████ didn't plan for this to happen when that's why they always look for signs of a struggle in the area because when you see signs of a struggle in the area then it was less planned but if you don't see anything out of place then you're like oh maybe the body was moved here or maybe oh maybe it happened I'm thinking about the two detectives there there though it's like was this done in haste there's a tree on top that's not the case book yeah you know yeah it's like kind of like bullshitted together plants versus like something professional he was a sloppy sloppy man dude about a ficus
10:13 that's dirty murder if I ever saw there's no crime and passion here I bet there's like assassins out there that are looking at articles like this like man they're all judging it because they're more like the hardcore ones because real assassins like you don't even know they were there yeah that's the thing like I watched this I watched this really cool special talking to this like Assassin in Mexico and a lot of his killings are very simple and they don't even involve hiding a body he's like if you go that far you're too personally connected right oh so he's like if you use murder him on the street yeah if you just kill him and that's and that's the only point of evidence like that's the only crime site yeah then they're limited yeah there's no dragging there's no like checking other things it's just like walk up yeah yeah it's too personal those guys are the motorcycles and ████ they pull up and he was saying too like if you're a
11:04 professional assassin then you're already in the network where you're provided the weapon like so if you want to hire somebody you have to provide all the ████ because they can't be connected to it so you're the one that's like okay here's the gun this is and you have to give him the timetable about where and how yeah in a manila folder what if you're the one providing a weapon and then you're also cheap and you give them like this s█████ ass kitchen knife and they're like come on I can't work with this but imagine the other assassin it's like you're providing the weapon you're like hey here's a tree challenge let your imagination take you away you know what's funny is like so this is in Washington right so it's probably like full of these like Christmas tree things what if this dude got a ████ banana tree or some tropical tree that doesn't even fit that ████ he's like that's not native
11:56 yeah yeah so I'm planted I thought that's what you were saying like you see a Christmas tree yeah at the top
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