0:00 When I'm driving, if I let somebody in, if I don't get a wave, I get actually pissed off. >> I I like it the other way around. I like it when I get pissed off because somebody cuts me off, then I get pissed and then they wave and I go, "Okay, >> I've done that." That's a deescalation. >> Yeah. Yeah. I like that deescalation. >> You don't like to get flipped off. So now you can shoot them. >> No, because I don't have Subie's Glock. I don't have I don't have a Glock. Uh, a woman was fatally shot outside of a PetSmart after a dispute over not saying thank you for opening the door. >> You better ████ say thank you. That's crazy. >> Wait, what state is this in? In like Texas. Yeah. Okay. >> No, you you need to be like rocket launchered if you don't say thank you. >> You think? >> Yeah. >> After somebody opens the door for you?
0:50 >> Yeah. >> What if What if they have like a speech impediment? They kick him in the stomach. >> Oh. >> For being deaf. >> All right. >> His ears don't work either. >> So I guess um so this woman um Cecilia Simpson, she was shot. She was 41. She was shot several times outside of a PetSmart in Dallas Tuesday around 100 p.m. Uh apparently uh she held the door open for a woman named Kayona Hampton. Um >> Cecilia opened the door for someone. Yeah, she held the door open for Kaya Hampton and then she got irritated that Hampton didn't thank her for holding the door open, which started an argument. And so, uh, >> Wow. >> So, the the lady who held the door open went to her their car and they started driving, uh, to Petsmart, which is in
1:40 the same plaza as the other store that they were at before this happened. >> The Ciccilia chased after her. >> Exactly. Um she she was being followed by by the other lady and she allegedly walked into the store and started yelling at them. Both was yelling at at um her daughter. So she so she was with her daughter the whole time too which is really sad. Um and then Hampton exited the store, returned a few minutes later. Uh they keep going at it and finally, you know, the employees at the PetSmart are like, "Yo, you got to get the hell out of here. Like just leave the store." So Hampton um leaves, follows um the mom and her daughter, throws a bottle at the vehicle, and then and then that started another physical altercation. [laughter] >> That sounds crazy. >> Yeah, dude. And then [snorts] um a gun was pulled out.
2:30 >> Oh my god. >> By the thankless person. >> Yeah, by the thankless person. And she >> The thankless person is the one with her daughter. >> The thankless person is the one with her daughter. Yeah. >> Okay. >> And then >> So she shot her. shot her during the physical fight because she says it it escalated out of control and I I you know thought my life was in danger. >> The person with the thought daughter shot the door opener. >> Yeah. >> But the door opener is the one who got mad at the person with the daughter because well the door So the door opener right is the person who is is dead. >> Yeah. >> But the thankless person shot them. >> Thankless person shot them. Yeah. Yeah. [snorts] And like probably like, you know, don't start yelling at somebody for not saying thank you for opening the door in Texas. >> That sounds like the Wild Wild West. Like some cowboy ████ >> Yeah. >> Where's your manners, boy?
3:21 >> What do you mean? >> Just Just so I can get my justice bearings on. Yeah. >> Um, so Cecilia is the person to open the door. >> Yes. >> Okay. She opens the door, the mother walks through, doesn't say thank you. Silia gets pissed, starts arguing with her, right? And then eventually Sil goes to her car, follows this mother to another store, the Pets Smart. So she's the one who's like aggravated more. So she's following the mother and daughter to the Pets SMA, goes in there, argues more, they get kicked out, and then Cecilia >> is also the one who takes a bottle and throws it at the mother's car. >> Y >> and then after that, it gets into a more physical altercation where the mother finally pulls out a gun and kills Cecilia. >> There you go. >> Sounds like she was the aggressor the whole time. >> She was escalating it the whole time. >> Yeah. Because like number one, I think it's common sense, but you know, we're going to have fun with this show and we'll go a completely different way just for fun. But number one, you shouldn't ever expect a thank you when you do
4:13 something nice. >> Never do it. When I open the door, I just open the door. >> Oh, no. I do it for the thank you. >> Oh, you do? >> If I'm having a bad day, I just go to the casino and just open the door the whole time so people can say thank you and I get showered with love and compliments. >> And then you should expect to get shot though. If somebody doesn't say thank you, you get mad >> if I >> No, I never confront them, though. >> I just get mad in my heart >> when I'm driving. If I let somebody in, if I don't get a wave, I get actually pissed off. I'm like, "Where's my wave? Where's my wave? Where's my wave?" And if I don't see my wave, I hate these people now. >> I I like it the other way around. I like it when I get pissed off cuz somebody cuts me off, then I get pissed and then they wave and I go, "Okay, >> I've done that." That's a deescalation. >> Yeah. Yeah. I like that deescalation. >> You don't like to get flipped off so now you can shoot them? No, because I don't have Subie's Glock. I don't have I don't have a Glock. >> That's the thing that I actually got
5:04 better about in Vegas because I have massive road rage. Like me and Nick are road rage boys. But I realize more people are carrying out here and I just chilled out a little bit. >> I just don't understand why you guys would have road rages in Vegas. It's like no traffic. >> Bro, you ever sat at a light for like four and a half minutes in Vegas? >> Yeah. And and then and then finally the light turns and you have like maybe 3 seconds to get across before it's going to be four minutes of your life again and somebody's like waiting in front of you and they're on their phone and it's all this ████ Bless you. >> Thank you. >> That's that's how I get road rage traffic here. But I it feels like there are some crazier drivers here. >> Oh yeah, people drive faster >> and the lights are slow here. They're slow, dude. Lights are slower. >> I just had no I had a guy like the other day just flip me off and I just stared at him the whole time and I'm like wow he's pissed. you know, and I was just like, "F███ it." I just rolled down my
5:54 window, listened to music. >> You rolled down your window? >> Yeah. I just rolled down my window, just stare at him. I was just like, "What's going on, brother?" And he just >> was like that. >> Mhm. And I was just like, "Whatever." >> Did he say what you did wrong or was he like, "You drive like s███." >> No, I went into a yield lane and, you know, there's a continuing lane. I went into a yield lane and I just I just, you know, California style. I just Oopsie. Sorry. I use the yield lane as a transitional lane. I I get very like uh peaceful road rage. Like it's um like I'm pacifist at the end of the day. I'm big puss. Big puss coming out 2026 where I don't get mad at the person. I'm only annoyed at the situation and then in like the same one second that it took me to get angry. It takes the same one second for it to be completely forgotten and diffused. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I I don't get road rage. I get um what's
6:45 the word? one, I either justify what they're doing and then afterwards I think I turn into a disappointed pastor. Like I'll be driving and then like there'll be like a guy that let's say like cuts four lanes, cuts me off, right? Just to go into like a red light. I'm like, "Was all that necessary? You don't have to do that. You endangered all these people." And I just pull up behind them. >> Yo, you probably had to ████ so bad. >> I get that. That's my first thought. That makes me feel good about everything because when I have to ████ like it's it's not that you don't care about people, it's the whole world disappears. Everything blurs out. It's like you're you're about to faint. >> I drive like my car stolen. >> Yeah. >> So, I don't Yeah, I don't really I don't really get pissed. >> I get pissed for all you guys then. [laughter] And I yell every name in the book of people. I But but I got better in Vegas.
7:36 I really did. Because Nikki was like, "Yo, you're going to get a shot out here." And I was like, "Yeah, you're right." I feel like saying thank you and stuff though, depending on what part of the states you are, it means like more like it's like it's offensive if you don't where like I feel like in LA you grow up with not really interacting with people politely. You just kind of go go. >> That's true. >> Same with like New York and stuff and like >> you don't really chitchat with your cashier. You don't say thank you. Big thing that I noticed too um is our dining culture. We actually don't say please and thank you. What do you mean? >> When I was in the UK, everybody ████ says it. When when they make an order, they go, "Oh, can I have uh I will be having this and then please can I have like they" and then at the end they go, "Thank you." And I was like, "Oh, s███." Like, cuz that's something Hannah pointed out. She goes like, "Oh, you
8:26 guys don't say that. >> That's how you're supposed to do it." >> She's talking about, "But that's LA. Everywhere else they do." >> No, not really. >> What? >> Oh, you don't, dude. Like, >> cuz I even make sure like, so Tao orders his food. If he does whatever, I go, "Oh, don't give it to him. What do you have to say?" And he like, "Please tension. Most people go, "I'll have this, this, oh, okay, and then and and then I'll have that." >> And then they'll be like, uh, instead of like I don't know, like they the way that they treat servers, I started to pay attention to I was like, "Oh, s███." Even when I worked at a restaurant, I didn't It's so common in the States is is what I'm saying is that you don't even know. But I feel like in the South or in Texas, like they're more polite like that. So, it was probably a big deal where it's like she didn't say thank you. What the ████ I will say as soon as I moved to Nevada, I was like, "Oh, whoa." Like LA really grinded me down for a long time because you just stopped saying hi to people. You stop
9:16 even like looking at them as you're walking by. >> Yeah. >> But but moving to Nevada, I was like, "I know my neighbors. We all say hi. We all wave to each other. We all like help each other with garbage and all kinds of ████ Like we all say please and thank you." Like at stores and stuff. I'll be talking to the cashier about their lives and ████ It's just way different out here. I had a lady walk by with her doggy the other like day and then she she asked my name and I was like, "Oh yeah, you live down here?" Whatever. That's cool. Right. [snorts] She remembered my name. >> That's right. >> Several weeks later, I had some issue with my water heater. The ████ water was dripping and stuff. And she goes, "Joe, you got to give me your number. Like, I saw water leaking." And I was like, "What? You remember my name? Okay, here. Take my number." And then like when I had the water leaking, three of my neighbors hit me up. >> That's tight. That's what I'm saying. >> Like, dude, what the ████
10:06 >> That's what I'm talking about. That's how my neighborhood is, too. >> Decent human beings. >> Yeah, legit. And then my neighbor, my neighbor Mormon doesn't have any tools or anything. >> Well, that's crazy. >> Yeah. He doesn't [clears throat] have a screwdriver or nothing. >> Yeah. So he just like he's like, "Hey, can I um" So he's like doing Halloween decorations outside, so I'm helping him with this stuff and he's like, "Hey, this what do I do with this?" I'm like, "That needs a screwdriver." You know that. What are you talking about? You know that that needs a screwdriver, dude. But >> there's a plus sign. What do I do with the plus sign? >> Saying like, "Can you go to your house and get a screwdriver right now?" >> Damn, that's crazy. >> I've never met someone that doesn't have a screwdriver. That's >> He's He's from the UK. I don't even think they have screwdrivers over there. >> No, it's banned. >> It's banned. Yeah, you you could stab somebody with it. >> Screwdrivers are banned in the UK. Shut the ████ up. >> It's a bit. It's a bit. >> Can't wait to have a sick ass tool set.
10:57 >> Yeah, dude. Honestly, the the >> where the kinds like a bench. You pull it out and everything has its own like styrofoam. >> Oh, yeah. >> Red bench from like Home Alone. The big >> That's so funny. >> ████ yeah, dude. >> Those are expensive. I've been looking at them. >> And I'm going to get a brand name one, too. I'm not getting those cheaper Amazon ones. I'm going full ones. Absolutely. Yeah. Minimum $400. Also, I've been eyeing a socket wrench set, but I'm like, how often do I need a socket wrench? >> Not how often. It's It's when. >> Yeah, when you do need it. >> All right. Hey, once that Black Friday deal hits. >> Oo, Black Friday. >> Do you look forward to things breaking now? So then you can fix it. >> ████ no. But I do look forward to knowing in my mind that I have a pristine version of this tool. >> I like having tools, not the problems. >> Yeah. 100. [laughter] >> So, what do you guys use the tools for?
11:47 >> Flexing. for myself >> cuz there's always some ████ around the house that you got to you got to be able to >> sometimes just go down I look at what I have and I go I'm prepared. Damn.
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