0:00 Kinjas Or having SEX WITH MEN. WHICH MEN? WELCOME TO another episode of Terrible a Boys. Today we're going to find out what means the most to us by slowly eliminating things. We've done this before, just a lot of you guys weren't here. It's a very effective way to find out which one thing in your life you wouldn't give up. So we start off easy. Like we start with Bart, we go, "All right, Bart, Chicken nuggets. Not Well, you usually pick two things. So you'd be like chicken nuggets or pizza. Which one goes? Chicken nuggets or pizza, which one goes? Chicken nuggets for sure. Yeah? I'll keep pizza. For sure for him, yeah. Yeah, he loves pizza. He loves pizza.
0:51 Pizza or steak? Never have steak again. Pizza. Never have steak again. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Pizza or steak? That's tough. Really? They're equal to you? Wow. Well, cuz he uses it. Yeah, well. He uses pizza? steak. Well, which one is higher to you? He abuses pizza. Steak, 1,000%. I'm not Is going or staying? Huh? No, I love I'm keeping. Oh, you got to give one up. You got to give one up. Yeah, I'm keeping I'm keeping steak. Give up pizza. Give up pizza. I'll give up pizza. I'll give up pizza. Give up pizza for steak? Okay. I just got a new I just got a pizza oven. I can't give up pizza. Steak or squats? $4. Steak or squats? Yeah, you can never do squats again. It's not even the same ████ thing, dude. Well, look at him. He'll have trouble with it. Get rid of squats. Oh, ████ Yeah, brother. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bart, like
1:42 It has to be all squats, like Bulgarian split squats, everything. Every squat Every The leg, anything. Every ████ type of squat. Every type of squat you guys know or that I know? In the world. That works out the muscle group, see? See? Squats, curtsy squats. Anytime your your knees go this. extension, brother. ████ or squats? No, I already got rid of squats. Okay, so pizza pizza pizza or pizza or truck? He's keeping steaks. Keeping steaks. Oh, sorry. Steaks or trucks? So he threw away pizza. Steaks or trucks? Yeah. Steaks? Yeah, he'll be in a mini Cooper. ████ or steaks? Wait, are you keeping or throwing away? What is this? You already know the answer, brother. it. I'm keeping Keeping steaks. Is that where we're at right now? Pizza or ████ yeah? Steaks. I knew it. He's keeping steaks? I can still put it in the puss.
2:32 Wow, okay. Oh, but it's not the same, bro. Steaks or real estate? Oh, ████ Or real estate? Real estate. You're keeping real estate? Wow. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Real estate or um You gave up ████ for real estate? I mean I mean that's that wasn't the comparison. Love my brother. No, that wasn't the comparison. You gave up the two. Congrats, you're gay. or Tyga being Just because like blonde beat brunette, brunette beat redhead, it doesn't mean blonde beat redhead. Okay, fine. Bring it back. Real estate or ████ YOU CAN'T BRING THEM BACK. Cuz that was already a pair. What's the rules? WHAT'S THE RULES, ████ IS THAT OKAY, REFEREE? Don't bring logic into this. What was the question? Oh my god, real estate or ████ I don't know, hecklers. I wasn't listening. Real estate. Okay, we're keeping real estate. Okay,
3:22 real estate or real estate or Tyga gets to do activities. Kind of activities? Activities. Which to do? Basically like no activities He can't have activities. Of course activities. Okay, Tyga's activities Tyga's activities or ████ He goes ████ Don't put THEM IN THE SAME SENTENCE. TYGA'S ACTIVITIES OR REAL ESTATE and ████ Wait, wait. We got to remove Tyga. It's not fair. He'll do Tyga's activities or Geo's activities? Tyga's activities, what the hell? All kinds of ████ for Tyga. We don't need to do this. point you got to get all the way up. You got to climb up. You got to see what the You got to climb up. What about Bart? You guys are ████ deviants. We already know. You got to climb up. Tyga's activities or any way that like your money-making ventures?
4:12 Tyga's activities. So you rather be homeless? And ████ playing with Tyga all day. You got to live in a tent while he says Tyga's activities over and over again. But you can't pay for Tyga's activities if you're homeless. We're just going to do free ████ We're not going to spend time. Tyga's activities or your marriage? Oh, ████ Tyga's activities. I'm telling you. Bart's a long-term Probably our marriage. Okay, so you're keeping your marriage. Cuz I I'm a believer of marriage comes first. That's why. All right, so now Tyga can't swim anymore. Sorry, dude, but I got to put it in the puss. I got to put it in the puss, so I'm sorry about that. Sorry, pal. Your marriage or ████ baby? Geo ████ baby? Geo or the the baby Tyga that she's pregnant with?
5:03 Baby Tyga? What are you talking about? you had if you had a baby Tyga and you had to choose between her or the baby Tyga. Oh, her, of course. What's sucking on the stomach? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Different ways to do it. Cuz you can make another one. Let's scramble some eggs real quick. Oh, okay. I dropped the egg in the kitchen before. Oh, wow. Okay. I'd start fresh. So Geo pretty much wins above everything, huh? Dude, pregnant Geo in the stunner takes care of everything. Nice little suplex. Can't take the stunner. No, no, no. Not going to live after that. The baby would be like flopping in there like a fish, dude. Watermelon, like cold watermelon or watching UFC? For life, you got pick one of those for life. For life. Can never watch UFC again but you can
5:53 have cold water. I have to watch it for one of my jobs so I think I'd have to say see you later water bro. Oh. One of your jobs or UFC? Is that a real one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of my jobs. Yeah, well no the the job for or UFC. The the the podcast that you do the or or UFC. If I don't watch it I can't do it. Yeah, I'd probably do the podcast. Me ████ about games. Yeah, yeah. It's horrible. I'll just make ████ up. Just have bad takes. Dude, Skyrim is crazy. Bad takes guy so what? Yeah, yeah. Skyrim is so crazy dude. Skyrim is so crazy. Skyrim is so good. The first one before that one? Or casual or JK. Let's go. Hey, be smart. That's a good one. Be smart. Be smart. Know the room. Read the room. Yeah, what is it like 10,000 followers, 2 million? I wonder which 2 million, 2 million.
6:46 Hey, tats up boys. Oh. Tats up boys. TATS UP DUDE. I DON'T KNOW TATS WITH DAVID DOG. I GOT NO And Nick knows we could always do a MMA corner here. Wow. Roy the casuals. We could bring the guys here. Exactly. And now Or two. Prove it. We need you to leave right now. Need you to text We don't film on Tuesdays. Need you to text him that you do. JK or Lionheart? ████ that's tough. I didn't know that's an easy one. Tats up bro. it's easy too. Hey, remember when you said tats up boys? Remember that? That was one of my favorite memories. He has no Lionheart tattoos. I don't but they burn. Lionheart scars? I don't. I don't. You do lion liver? Like cuz right now I just teach there a couple times a week so I think I would do JK. What the heck? You crazy. No, but he's talking about lion everything. Lion strength and
7:36 conditioning. If it's jujitsu whole Lionheart empire. I can't teach every night, you know? I'm going to get old one day. No way. Wait, you're still picking this? No, dude. I don't ████ yeah, he is. Tats up, baby. Tats up. dog. Tats up. Tats up. Tats up. Tats up. Tats up. Tats up. You're picking JK over jujitsu? know why you're staying in ████ Pasadena then. JK or Pasadena? It's going to make no sense. Oh ████ Should we keep our tats up, Nick, or should we put them away? I feel about to put them away right now. Yeah, I'm getting this removed right now. Brother, I just go back down. Okay. Okay. Pasadena it is. I don't know, man. You pick Pasadena. Those are like not comparable in a weird way. even go in there. We just put stakes against ████ over there. But that I guess. I thought I was going to be answering food questions. I could care less about soccer.
8:26 We got past food too quickly cuz you didn't pick I could care less about soccer but I got to put in the puss. Yeah. JK or Pasadena? have mouth than ████ JK you could never go to Pasadena again. MY DOG. ████ WHAT? YOU CAN GO to Altadena though. You could never step foot in Pasadena ever again. But you can't go to Pasadena. I like mouth cuz it's disrespectful. I kind of don't even go to Pasadena that much anymore. I like mouth cuz it mumbles. is this ████ third conversation? Same same topic. Let's go JK. Let's just go JK. We'll go JK. Then Pat, you would never step foot in Pasadena again. What was it? What was it? JK or Pat, never be able to step foot in Pasadena ever again. Then you might as well move to Vegas. What the hell? Come on, dude. Crazy. This guy's delusional. He's a maniac. Burn Pasadena to the ground. That's pretty I was waiting for the
9:16 flood. That's pretty big, dude. What else? What else you got, dude? JK or or wait or NTE? Oh. Nick training app. His whole training business. I think I I go I have to go my training but I have to go I Okay, now we're back on a NTE. Okay, we got rid of JK. Back in reality? Yeah. Back in stratosphere? All right. By the way, smart answer. N T E or pup p e s? Puggies. My pups, dude. I love those ████ Puggies Puggies or N T E? Damn, that's hard. And we're going to use a hydraulic press on the No, you won't, dude. No, you won't. I can find a house for them. You don't have to You don't have to You don't have to kill them. I want to hurt them. We can find a nice home for
10:06 We have to. And Smac's going to recreate it. He's not going to make a video. Yes, she is. Smac makes a video. Yes, Smac has to dress up as what would happen to Smac has a mortgage now. Dude, if if if we put the dogs in the hydraulic press I have to choose my puppies, dude. I have to choose my puppies. All right, your dogs in a hydraulic press or like Tiff has no health ailments. She's cured everything. Ooh. Yeah, choose that one. Okay, that one or or Both of them at the same time. So it's so stupid. One at a time. One at a time. All right, Tiff has no ailments or Altadena never had a fire. Damn, bro. Yeah, you monster. That's crazy. That's Omicron, dude. That's crazy, bro. For the greater good. That's ████ I went to go check out Altadena. Hey, I can't I I can't rebuild Altadena, brother.
10:57 What's done is done. It's not that bad, though. I don't I can't fight Gavin Newsom. I can't fight that He's too powerful. Tiff has no ailments or you guys never have kids. Oh. Oh my god. Tiff has no ailments. Wow, yeah. I'm with you. I got I got the easy ones. These are some tough ones. Holy Tiff has no ailments or like for real honest like this guy goes in the hydraulic press. NO AILMENTS, BABY. FOR ALL OF TIFF. NOW YOU can't Now you can't dig her in an island, dude. Tiff has no ailments. Tyga has no seizures. Oh my god, dude. Dark matter of course. Tyga's seizures would get him under control. We're good. He's He's chilling. to go with Tiff's ailments. He's chilling, dude. See? I got I I have his like And at the end of the day, that's his
11:47 lady, you know? Hey, stop making this video too fun, please. Thanks. Tyga Tyga called me a butt hole, dude. I can't. I got beef with him, dude. to choose his lady. That's his Okay. Okay. Yeah, but obviously perfect world Yep. Tiff has no I have seizures. Oh. One's got to get blow jobs. One has to get blow jobs, so Tiff can keep driving to where she's going. Yeah, we found it. Yeah, we found What up, guys? Come join our Patreon cuz there's hundreds of videos dating back to 2019. Support the channel's growth and new ideas. And tap into the closer community by joining our Discord. Come chat with me inside and then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas. Come join our Patreon. Thank you.
12:37 Link is in the description box below. All right, Anthony's up. All right, here we go. We're good. Kinjas Start Start easy. HAVING SEX WITH MEN. WHICH MEN? SO YOU DID YOU PICK ONE? YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. SERIOUSLY? YEAH, it's all right. Easy. Start off easy. Uh They're sexing men, dude. We're talking Uh hair hair products or chains? Ooh. That makes you seem so shallow. We got to start off really low. Uh hair products. All right. Cologne or pomade? What the ████ do you get that? Hair products or fashion? Ooh. Clothes, huh? Yeah. Apparel, basically.
13:27 So like What do I wear if I don't wear Steve Jobs, turtleneck and jeans. Yeah, you can never choose you can never choose your You just look mismatched and ████ You just can't choose your clothes. Hand-me-down. You have to close your eyes and grab something. Alex Hormozi, wife beaters and cargo shorts everyday. Probably apparel. Okay, keeping apparel. Okay. All right. Um Fashion. Morpheus or Tiger Lily? That's not even one or the You got to Get there. You can't just knock off these two and bring two in. He got there. He got there. He's keeping fashion. You guys are ████ He got there. Morpheus or Tiger Lily? Kill one of them. his cats, by the way. I'm not going to be ████ random right now. I just say names and Jeremy's origami. Who the hell is that? Damn, that's so not fair. You guys are ████
14:17 He took control, dude. They said they're going to put my dogs in a hydraulic press. You want another one? HEY, THAT WAS FUNNY. WE LIKED THAT. THAT WAS A GOOD BIT. EVERYONE liked that. It's too easy. You turn the volume up on that bit. All right, for the honesty of this conversation. God, so fun. You got to choose one. I'm going to go I'm going to go with Morpheus because it's it's Tiger Lily is like mama's girl. Morpheus is my boy. Morpheus is your boy. So you're going to throw away your boy? He's always in his lap, so I get it. Morpheus. He's keeping Morpheus. How about this? Sex offender felony or or Nina leaves you? Damn, dog. Dude, I'll take the sex offender felony. Or or Nina leaves you? I think she leaves you if If the first is true, the second will
15:07 happen. It's more cause and effect. Sex offender felony. None of these are connected. As his lawyer, he can't answer this one. These are all disjointed. Well, you go back to your question. Your question is Sex offender felony. Megan's law or Uh okay. We got a ladder and or Nina has perfect health the rest of her life. Oh. Hydraulic press is getting warmed up right now. Does that mean if I choose Morpheus, she for sure gets sick? No, not for sure. But you get the guarantee that she never will if you Oh man, I'll take my chances with the press. She might get COVID again. So I'm choosing Morpheus. Because she's healthy. She's a healthy person. Yeah, but she might get diabetes tomorrow now.
15:59 She looks like it, dude. Commit murder or like face regular life? But the one guaranteed perfection, right? Like she's like perfect health until she's 100. ████ you guys. I get it. I get it. We love our pets. Taking my chances, picking Morpheus for her. Perfect Perfect health until you're 100? She's not sick right now. we're I think the fact that he's on Morpheus now, we're already past Kinja's and Dan's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, cuz we know Kinja's down here now. Morpheus or or ████ Yeah, what's a what's a ████ Morpheus or Mike Song? Mike Mike Song. We know Mike Song, come on. Morpheus What happens to the other one? Hydraulic press, dude. Hydraulic press. So you never you never are friends with them ever again. They're like to North Korea. They go to North Korea. Send Mike Song to North Korean camp. Yeah. Your your his number gets deleted from
16:49 your phone and you guys have no way of communicating. He just disappears. But your mom always asks, "Where's Mike?" Good Well, does that mean Morpheus gets to run away alive? Yeah. It's inconclu- it's inconclusive. If you choose Mike One guy stays alive. That's They're both just not in your life. I mean, he might as well be dead. He's in a North Korean camp. ████ you guys. Mike Song. Okay, Mike Song or or sex as a whole? Oh my god. Any kind. And we know how much you love We'll make sure he dies painfully. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Maybe not how to draw a breast, but something like that. all Something really wrong. Dude, the idea that we're going to be getting Mike's all or sex. You're like, "Sorry, Mike. I got to get my nuts off." I need ████ We're going to waterboard this guy. Sorry, Mike. Mike. You guys are putting me on the Do you first of all Dude, this is content, so I'm going to
17:40 say sex. Oh. For real, though? That's big. Hey, it's okay. Bye, Mike. Mike's all Later, Mike. You heard it here first. We even By the way, we showed him this clip as we killed him. Bye, Mike. He said, "Anthony said what?" Sex sex or Nina's family ends up resolving all problems. Oh. Impossible. Sex. All right. Okay. Sex or all humpback whales are extinct cuz of you. And everybody knows about it. Everybody knows it. And everyone knows that The signs are everywhere. Selfish guy who wanted to get HIS DICK WET. IT'S on the news. Yeah, it's all the whales. Signs say, "Remember what he did." Everywhere. ALL THE WHALES NOW GONE. WE COULD all thank Anthony for that. Whale watching gone. This doesn't include ████
18:30 It No, it's all sexual acts. acts. All sex acts. Sexual Anything ends with sex. Only masturbate. Yeah. No, not even. Not even that. I can't masturbate? No, you can't. You can't. Isn't masturbating Sex ████ the whales, dude. Let's go. ████ the whales, DUDE. WOW. WE CAN'T GENETICALLY BRING THEM BACK. YEAH. WE CAN'T genetically Bring back my sex. Sex or undo all the events of 9/11. But it never happened, though. Oh, ████ Part of stumped freeze. I always knew it would come to this. And every And then And the world will know that you undid it. So you'll get the credit. So you can get your nuts. Dude, in the same way that Altadena can't be rebuilt, dude. Aw. That's not fair. Sex. I need to create, you know? We reached Anthony's peak. Sex is his thing. Just to get your rocks off. That's despicable, dude. We're doing a whole 'nother video. THAT'S IT. SICKEST things I've ever heard.
19:20 We already did this. No, we didn't We didn't do it with everybody. We did it with our ████ up minds.
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