0:05 Why you running from? [Music] Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about something you don't like. That's not a popular take. That's not a popular take. You're doing inverses of everyone. Damn right. What don't you like? I don't like something you don't like. Something I don't like that everybody likes. Everybody likes. Yeah. Or maybe I feel like Nick has a laundry list. No, I don't have a I feel like uh I don't like Taylor Swift that much. I do. You don't like Taylor Swift either? I respect her as a business woman. I don't know anything about her, but I'm not into the music really. Yeah, I don't I don't honestly know like truly her songs. I think I think uh if you watch her Tiny Desk, that'll determine if you really don't like her or not. And
0:56 that's what I did. I don't dislike her. I just don't What's her name? It's good. Like, it's good. Like, she plays good music, but it's like I know it's good music. I just don't like it. Yo, Nick, just say you don't like her, bro. No, that I said it. I don't think It's not that I don't like her. Are you afraid of something? I'm afraid of the Swifties coming picking us to death. That's why I like Swifties. I like Swift. Swifties are are way better than getting like uh K-pop stands. Oh, yeah. No, let's not start these. K-pop stands have way more time than Swifties. Yeah, we love K-pop stands. Come over, subscribe. Smash that like button. Yeah, please. You're not It won't hurt nobody if you call them K-pop stands. You got to name the artist that they're standing. Then you'll get they'll come out. We love all K-pop artists and fans if you subscribe to us and smash that like button and buy our merch. Hey, you know what I hate that everyone loves? What? Sevens. Me, too. Running. Oh, I don't think you think everyone loves running. So many people
1:48 love running. But I think right now it's You did a marathon. That's why I did it though. Cuz you hate it. I did it as a like literally because it's the thing I can't do. It it was a bit to inspire me as well. That's cool, man. Because this is the money. You're my hero. You're honestly better than David Gogggins, I think. Well, I don't think people are running now cuz they actually love it. I think it's because it's becoming a dating culture thing that that people joining run clubs and ████ No, people genuinely feel like they feel a certain way after they run and they can't stop talking about it. Yeah. Yeah. Like, we got it, dude. Like, you joined a religion. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I can run like three miles straight. Whoa. Bragger. No. For me that's like Stop bragging, dude. Am I bragging? A little bit. Is that a brag? Yeah, it's kind of a brag. 3 miles? Yeah, it is. 3 miles is a lot. 3 miles running the whole time is a lot. Yeah, that's not even Most people
2:39 can't even run ████ miles. That's a lot. That's not about jogging. Not sprinting for 3 miles. Are you like you sprint for three miles? Four 4.5. This guy out here, dude. Tell him. Who's bragging now? Huh? Tell him, doc. Bragging now. But you don't regularly run, right? No. Then 3 miles is really good. Yeah, that's cuz you don't regularly run. The fact you could run 3 miles straight is like Who's bragging now, huh? Bragging now, huh? Hannah's faster than you. People People train at what? Working the matcha line. I' I'd run I'd run a lot, too, if I had to stand at a matcha place all day. Yeah. Ooh, bird. Burn Hannah. It's like when you let dogs out finally just ████ Oh, there he goes. All that energy, dude. No, but I just I just happen to have a lot of friends who like like running and I just don't like it. I get it. Yeah. You get it? It's it has a
3:31 tediousness to me that like it's like torture. It's like mental torture. I think it's a d I think it's a dancer thing for sure. What? This running ████ because like Oh, that's true. It's like you could rather do other stuff physically. Dancing is a way more fun version. people go when before when people go like, "Hey, you want to go lift?" I'm like, "Why the ████ would I do that? I lift my own body and I spin with it." Relax. You know what I'm saying? But you're wrong. No, I'm not saying that's how it is. He's kind of bragging, though. I can spin my body, too. Not as fast as Hey, you want to go on a three mile run? Like, what the ████ you running straight for for three m? What the ████ Do a sixst step to a 1990. That's your strength. Hey, can you throw a 90 out right now? Hey, what's a 16 step to a 1990? Show them what you're talking Hey, Keto 90. Yeah. What is that? What are you talking about? Do something that requires way more coordination. Why? Why you Why you running for that long, bro?
4:26 Why you running for that [Applause] long? Hey, that's mad. Oh, that was legit. Hey, why you running for Mad Love? do this. Just do 10 of those. That's really cool. Damn, you're right. Yeah, that's actually cooler. No, I'm just saying like if if you never break dance or anything like that, if you do six steps or like any type of footwork on the ground, you're sprinting and it's insanely hard and then immediately you get up, you're sweating balls. But that's like a surfer going, "Why are you swimming for rather surf?" It's like way I think people run cuz it's easy. Yeah. Like you just pick it up and go. Yeah. You just do it. You can also multitask, which I think is cool. You can listen to podcast. You can listen to music. That's the That's the cheat code. I can't watch
5:16 Netflix and do a ████ 740 or whatever you just did. Yeah, because you're But you're That's not even the math. But then you're listening to music, Nick. Whatever. Can't do a 69 like that. You got to do 1990 on beat. Footwork on beat. You know my You know what my neg to you is? Is like, why don't you just shadow a box instead? That's way it's way better than doing a sevenst step. Well, now you're getting personal like you better tell. Our arts are battling each other right now. But now, but it it's funny cuz now I I would rather go run than run. I would rather wait lift weights. Really? Goes back. True dog. You're a true dog. That's why. Well, that's also true cuz running is nice to it's convenient cuz you can run from anywhere to anywhere. Yeah. You don't have to. You don't got to like go to a place to, you know, if you want to break, you got to go to a place to do it. Really? Yeah. You got to get some cardboard boxes to fly. Yeah, that ████
6:08 that ████ My Adidas tracksuit. For cardio though, I rather do so many other things, but it's not something you can do immediately. Like you got to group class, you got to plan it out or like you got to go and do this thing, you got to dedicate some time. But like running is just I'm going to go run right now. But if you have the kids dojo, you could just do it in your in your own home. Yeah. What do you think about spin classes? Dude, that's just crazy. That's a religion, too, bro. Which one? Spin classes. Have you guys done one? Dude, I went to SoulCycle and I went with three of my male friends and then you realized that like so funny. No, you realize the whole time that they don't want you there, huh? Oh, the ladies the ladies don't want you there. Oh, it's a girl thing. Oh, it's mostly ladies that do it. Were you horsing around or something? No, y'all were laughing and ████ huh? Like it was Yeah. You taking it seriously, huh? Were you all in the
6:59 back? I was trying to get some numbies, dude. No, it's it's just you just cuz what I mean is the lady the teacher that's up there when you're pushing she says like a bunch of motivational stuff, right? She's like, "You're climb crank that that knob up." When you crank the knob up, the resistance is harder. And she's like, "We're climbing hills. We're climbing hills." And she's like, "Give everything you got. Just this is your time to not think about your husband. You're That's ████ And she's like she's like, "Be the woman that you want to be." And then we're just like, "Oh ████ we're not supposed to be here. It's not for you." Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's like their whole way to like motivate you. She ain't even trying to acknowledge you guys. She might have thought he was gay. Wife did. Oh, you did look gay. That's the other thing though, too, is like most of the guys that are there are gay guys. So therefore, we would probably be assumed that we were probably a bunch of gay if
7:49 you went to Zumba. I went to Barry's boot camp with one time. It was absolute nightmare, dude. That s███'s hard. Barry's lowkey kind of tough. It's hard. It's hella hard cuz they're like, "All right, you're going to lift a bunch of weights here and then you're going to sprint on the treadmill." Oh, you're not going to sprint. You could walk. I guess you're not going to walk. So, is it like CrossFit? It's like you're doing you're jumping on stairs, you're getting off stairs, you're jumping on a ████ bike, you're going for So, like half the class like starts with the treadmill and they're running two programs at the same time. She's like yelling to people doing the treadmill stuff and then half the class grabs like dumbbells and then you have like, you know, one of those little like mini benches and you're just doing a bunch of different workouts and then you switch twice. It's all about keeping it moving the whole most fitness classes are like that. So it's like it's like you're either on an aerodyine, you're doing strength work. You're either doing that, you're on a a stairstepper or you're doing squats or some ████ like light work. I told that ████ shut up.
8:39 I'm I'm walking. Socked her out. Huh? I'm walking this ████ I did yoga pop. I'm just kidding. Sorry. What's that? It's like they use yoga with pop music and it's aerobics and it I looked at and I laughed but then I couldn't do the whole That s███'s hard, bro. That's what happened to me with Pilates. It was ████ hard. Pilates looks like the toughest thing. I know. I was like talking ████ I'm like, "That's all they do. Lay there, ████ bend a little." And then I did and I was like, "Oh, but it's all like the weird accessory muscles that we never were. They're going to get smoked no matter what." That's how they smoke you. Yeah, it'll smoke you. Same with Jane Fonda workout, dude. Oh, yeah. I tried Jane Fonda one time. I was dying and I don't fly stuff. All of it, dude. Just off the video. Good girl, Batirl. Good girl, Batirl. All those girl workouts are ████ time. It's your inductors, new brother. Yeah. Any of those workouts that are meant to like shape the female body, it just obliterates a man's body. Yeah.
9:30 Yeah. I agree. Like your body rejects it. Anything with abs, I die. Anything with abs, I die. Yeah. Immediately. Well, you got to train them, brother. Yeah. That's a hot take for you, dude. Sometimes I would do like multiple ab work and it hurts so bad. I think I have like a real health problem. I'm just Well, you know what? Like, you know what helps? It's like cuz if you don't like doing abs when you learn head spins, it your core gets strong as ████ You should practice your head spins. Yeah. No, I want to keep my hair. I'll teach you, dude. I'll teach you. No, I want my hair. Do it. Don't do head spins. That's what happened to me. Holy ████ That's what happened to me. Yeah. Don't say holy ████ man. Come on. Don't say holy ████ Be nice, bro. That's fine. I have to look at this without a hat on a lot. You know, you know what the real headspin guy looks like? It's It's not just bald. It's like he has like a point on his head now. Really? You get a mountain? Yeah, but it's not it's not even just a point. It
10:20 look he has two points and looks like a camel's back. So you Omen. Shout out Omen. Shout out. You know this. You know what I don't like that everybody loves? Camel's back. Uh clearly trash reality TV shows. You don't like it? Everybody loves it. But I I it's hard for me to I'm with you. Don't fist bump. I can't I cannot You don't watch 90Day Fiance and all those? No. Oh, I thought you did. Maybe. I feel guilty. I feel guilty. Yeah, I think so. I feel bad. I feel like I'm laughing at a bunch of people. Like, you know, I feel superior to them. You know, like when you you don't really like entertainment. You like infotainment. You worry about stuff. That's like how I am when I go into TV time. I like entertainment, not like trash tainment. I got you. I got you. I like watching trash TV about my pretentiousness. I I related with him about something so you can you know No,
11:10 I I have to be in the mood for it. Like if I if I get a bunch of recommends about something, I'm like, "All right, I'll watch that." You know what I mean? But then now I won't trust anybody because they all like severance. It's so cool to not like severance. You know what? You know what else I don't like that? I know an entire region of people like the Indiana Pacers. Oh, dude. I know. I'm sorry. But we're winning right now. So, you are winning right now. You know what? You know what's I don't really like I don't think I like Disneyland that much. Oh, Disney. Yeah. I don't think I like it. I don't think I like it that much. It's not for us anymore. That makes sense. I like Disney classic stuff. What does that mean? like all the classic stuff like the white VHS tape. Oh yeah, that's fun. I just grew up on it. So like I just like Disneyland. I'm not that I like going alone. I don't like going I like Disneyland food to check out the kids. Oh, he picked up on right away.
12:03 Oh ████ Is that a corporate? I like to be on the single writer's line. You never know when I get to sit next to a nice family. They're they're very nice and I introduce myself and I talked to them the whole ride. I ride Cars Land all day. Hey, you know what? You know what? You know why I don't like Disneyland specifically? It's It's the process to get there. Yeah. Oh, really? You don't like the parking? You don't like traffic. Beep beep. Parking. Looking for parking. Walking down. Parking is 35 bucks. Maybe you should move to Anaheim. I like Knots. I like Knots a lot, dude. I used to work at Knots. I love Knots. Yeah. But then like you know what it is cuz Disneyland the thing I liked about it growing up like you know I don't know if you guys remember like how ' 80s Disneyland used to kind of be. Heck yeah. Auto Tokyo Super and I think like the direction it went in modern day it doesn't have like that that feel anymore. They had a kind
12:53 of like a unifying style back in the day like with with the architecture and all the rides and and now it's kind of just like whatever's popular is there which is great which I think is awesome for kids but then like when you look at vintage Disneyland videos that ████ look it looks like a ████ time capsule. Yeah, that ████ looks dope. It don't It doesn't I don't think we'll look back at Disneyland 2025 the same way. Toontown era and on it started changing. Yeah, when they had the Toontown fights. tuned to dude ton talent fights. Yeah, that was a wild era. I remember going to non-scary farm and feeling like I was going to get stabbed at any moment. We got the hell out of there. That was the It's pretty ghetto though. It's ghetto. Was it always ghetto though? Yeah, it wasn't that ghetto. Okay. Yeah, it is. Well, it wasn't when you were a kid cuz you're at Camp Snoopy all the time, but then if you if you like ████ if you
13:43 were an adult back then, it was pretty it was always pretty ghetto, man. You could pamper gold. f the first time they opened up like the boardwalk area with Perilous Plunge and all that stuff that that felt really like oh man like we're competing with Disneyland. Yeah. And then it never did. Never did. It's just the client. It's it's this it's like Frontier, you know? So the clientele brings it down cuz like Knots is the affordable alternative. Oh. So you just get more unsavor, dude. You Sometimes you just came in with a can of diet Diet Coke and then they let you or you drove in with a scion. The riff raff comes in. Brother, Magic Mountain did that. If you bring a Coke can or something. I remember that. And you buy one ticket, you get the season pass. Do you remember you used to go to a grocery store like Ralph's and you could get a season pass at some of these places? You always call it Ralph's and it always blows my mind. It's Ralph. I know, right? Is that
14:33 always been saying it wrong? Do you have any friends named? That's what I thought it was. What's that? Like you're saying it like Valves? No, it's Ralphs. Ralphs, dude. Yeah, I've been saying it wrong for Rolls off the tongue. No. How do you say how do you say the part of your leg? The bottom part of your leg. Calves. Yeah, it's Calvin and hobby. Hey, finish this. Leonardo, Donatell, Michelangelo, Ralviel. Rav. Well done. Hey, finish this. Spaghetti, tortillini, fetuccini, raviolori. Now he's just Chinese. Ravi. Oh, tortillini. One more. One more. One more. Uh, finish this. Full court. Have court.
15:23 Nailed it. How court. One more. One more. One more. One more. I got nothing. Okay. I'm not a wordssmith like you guys. Okay. Nick's Nick's wife is from Mexico. That's Gio. Imagine how pissed she would be to hear that. He's like, "What?" She's standing up right now. She just stood up like, "Oh, she's a Ralvie." El Salvador. I don't know, dude. I don't know. She's from El Salvador. El Salvador. El America. Okay. There's a there's a late almost late 80s, early 90s sitcom of a alien dude, Brown. He lives with a family. Oh, alf. Alf. Al.
16:15 Now we're just playing a real guessing game. We're just answering honestly. That was a good setup. Good set up. I wouldn't know how to describe Alf. Honestly. All right. Who's your favorite Latin artist right now? Is it J? He's not going to be that already is bad. Finish his Bad Bunny. Come on. Jalvin. J. I got it. There it is. You got it. You can let Steve beat you up to Jimon. I only know that cuz he did a McDonald's meal, dude. Simon, Theodore, and all the commercial Alen. Not bad. How about
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