0:00 [Music] you know the uh mouthwash listerine no you never heard of it you must be a halley for um for 2.1 million would you buy royalties that pay out 114k a year forever forever yeah so two for 2.4 million right 2.1 million 2.1 at my age hell yeah and you get 140k a year you get you get 114k a year because they are selling a percentage of royalties uh for 2.1 million you can buy in and the interest that has been paid out in the past for the owner of that uh percentage was about 114 000 per year
0:50 wow so it takes 20 years to get your money back yeah yeah it would take about 18 right but then afterwards the next one sailing yeah you're so far uh one bitter has offered one million but nobody's uh as of now bought that royalty right i think you can get it at one five bar okay i think you can get a one to five ball them a little bit yeah so i guess like what happened is when uh after taxes back in 1881 the guy who invented it his name is dr jj lawrence when he sold uh the company he added like a clause in the sale where like you you had to like make a certain amount of uh royalties available for public purchase so they have to like now there's another piece going on for sale they have to sell it wow um yeah is that a good idea people want to
1:41 buy listerine but the thing is the offer is not that lucrative i guess because people are like nah i gotta wait 20 years yeah that's so long yeah it is a long time but i mean if you got that laying around for your kids that'd be kind of nice yeah it's long-term money ████ but that's also assuming that listerine never gets like yeah oh that's not true it is listerine but it's like the top brand yeah who else who else it's scope i mean you know no again colgate they got all these competitors now yeah but who's gonna battle with listerine though they're like the one and he got all these organic fools like ████ kills and ████ or whatever like all these other side kills 1881 that s███'s been around like you guys remember the brown one have you guys ever used the brownless string oh yeah yeah yeah that's the oh jesus my daddy sees that ████ and i'll be like what the ████ is wrong it tastes like
2:31 ████ it does like get the mints the flavor i don't know that's the one that that's my dad only got that one that brown one it's ass flavored yeah it's 1881 ass nobody trusts brown water you know i mean just on branding looks just like but it does look kind of gold though you know yeah that's true so there's only one royalty exchange of apparently at this moment only one person can buy that the other ones are being spoken for i guess oh you mean like i'm sorry can they break that up they break it up yeah i don't know can we all say like yo we'll take 100k yeah it seems like you can't otherwise it probably would have been some offers but one million i think is the highest offer right now according to this that's so weird that's such a weird like i know one million is so worth it though to get a hundred because it only takes ten
3:22 years yeah yeah and it's guaranteed as long as listening doesn't fall off the map i mean interestingly though i mean if you if this was kodak doing that remember kodak was around for hundreds of years and in like one year instagram put it out of business ████ yeah definitely really something like that kodak i thought they'd been dead no it was like uh i literally was like the quickest that a company was like i thought digital cameras took them out yeah yeah like canon yeah yeah i think they were still hanging in there because they had their own line yeah they make they make cameras too fuji film they're little you know yeah how they take uh well she could actually disposable films on its way back i don't know why so many people are back on yeah coachella saw people because they're like cameras i'm like dude you guys are never getting that developed like you don't even know where to go together this ████ is so out of the way thrift season ████
4:12 and get it developed they'll get pissed at you do they still gotta save on you gotta go to save you save on because this markets that used to develop them aren't there nobody that's so true you can't do it at cvs it's walgreens now i think you go to walmart and get it done all greens and walmart you can get your film all right well as long as those stores exist man they do so you're not trying to buy everything you're not trying to buy listerine royalties how do you think they could develop i'd rather get a ████ cryptocurrency dude if i had to choose one it might have to be a v05 hair gel or hot water all right if you guys could invest l.a looks if you could invest in a chop in a in a ████ household product yeah and you feel like yo if i get this man i'm set which one would you give me
5:03 this one's getting l.a looks do you remember that one sounds like what they say right before the freaking it's the gel that all the mexican kids at my school shake challenge what they say right before the music it's a gel that like you put it and it sticks up it's called muffled what you're talking about is that strong yeah but i don't know if it's it's definitely not a name brand anymore like at least nowadays looks la looks like fire they still got l.a looks nah hell no i think i'm about to go with clorox actually poro i can't beat bleach man that's true that's important yeah like a i would i would i would do bounce bounce oh the bounce sheets tied bounce no no the ████ paper towel dude
5:53 oh bounty bounties got the wrong styles like sir you're at the wrong building they're down the street that's a laundry detergent i would do big bro big lighters that was gonna be oh yeah that was going to be around interesting yeah big lighters those will just be around yeah but people don't smoke as much no more yeah you need lighters for like candles and like hawaiian bonfires yeah for the people for the hipsters burning rosemary to bless their houses yeah so like if listerine was to lose value in the future what do you think could possibly take them down yeah what's the technology big lighters bro take them out they figure out that lighting your breath makes it neutralize them bits coming for yourself i think it's skull scopes one of them
6:44 and also generics i don't ████ take score and it has like the better coconut oil in it ew coconut oil wow you guys ever did that oil if you put a coconut oil in like every squish oil and then you rinse your mouth and then and your breath smells good uh yeah it smells like coconut i would want to first know if listerine has any exclusives with other companies like where like every dentist has to use it or something oh there's three mafia like four seasons like four they only distribute to four seasons and like so they're already locked in on the right coca-cola's in specific places pepsi is with like all college campuses too or also i also want to know if some of the other brands are really just
7:34 listerine repackaged yeah like if scope is like realistic yeah like how a lot of batteries are the same battery it's just a different brand really oh wow yeah that's ████ yeah because you really think there's that many different battery factories it's like they're just making the batteries here yeah i like that the carousel and energizer's the same ████ bro i don't know about those two but i know there's a bunch that are the same it's just the tape is different huh the same battery and then they wrap different tape on it we gotta look up the companies that actually do that and what they are i i believe that's the loophole oh what's one company producing 10 companies yeah cause some of them will read like this water is bottled by a niagara falls really oh it's niagara falls but it's like another brand it was like ████ tastes like arrowhead yeah like that exactly it should taste like aquafina
8:25 this is the only trusted water bottle that uh is delicious they're going solid i mean anything and they don't like evian i ████ hate everything i like their bottles yeah it looks cool but like what's your favorite water i hate imagining the very real truth that there is a vat at some point yeah you know what a vat of listerine is probably clean as hell it's listerine
9:15 that's what that's what makes it an interesting choice is that it doesn't have an opponent uh virtually in the future that could be a digital thing to take it out because most things get taken out by digital things you need a listerine nft there's like technology that like like lasers your teeth clean uv like it yeah like but isn't it for like stinky breath too or is it like killing the bacteria well that's another thing uh it was sort of wasn't it like low-key debunked that it doesn't really exactly people said like it kills your good germs in your mouth too so it's also like not that good for you but then again it's like this happens every like five years some people come out with this like groundbreaking study but in reality it's just like propagandist i feel like when i gargle with listerine when i'm when i'm sick when i gargle that ████
10:07 i i heal faster my when i get tonsillitis or like the ████ yeah my danglers get ████ inflamed you probably kill the bacteria back there yeah i do like a good listener but now i just use salt and water because i never buy listerine like way cleaner after i do a splash of mouthwash yeah i feel like i'm like oh i'm on top of my ████ today yeah i'm ready to go to sleep so it's like you can't drink water or eat anything right after it's like or during yeah that's the biggest issue i like taking a snack while i brush my teeth it takes so long i'm gonna get through this man three minutes gonna brush your teeth yeah it is it is interesting because it doesn't uh yeah you're right it like doesn't really it's not necessary yeah it's but
10:57 also is it though it feels good though no dentist will tell you right like what do dentists think about this there's always that one dentist that doesn't agree yeah and who are these dentists four out of five you know what the ████ are these people and who's the one guy that's what's up that's it yeah yeah he doesn't want to work with anybody on that apparently it's like they send out a survey to dentists and like it depends on who replies and they cherry-pick their replies oh yeah yeah yeah goddammit yeah so like if they sent out a survey to a hundred dentists and ten reply and only four out of the ten are like positive they'll do a four out of five because they're technically not lying yeah so like four out of five of the 100 agree right right but yeah like that's like an extra fraction afterwards yeah and i like like i was just they agree on this yeah okay because they're not yeah it's not
11:47 technically an illegal statement the question is have you heard of listerie [Music] you
// end of tape