0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to careful boys we're indeed careful boys what is something you could never tell your mother about ever and if she saw this video she would positively die oh she watches I can't say anything oh ████ mind is true and she she called me one day and she goes you know you shouldn't be talking about blow jobs there's kids watching your show but that was about five years ago maybe if you gave dad blow jobs you'd still be around I might I might be the worst person to ask because I'm in the Yas Queen phase of my life yes Queen anything that I think I can't wait to ████ say to her so I could put the cigarette
0:50 out in her face no ████ oh it's like this yeah he's a strong independent woman all those son of a ████ yeah yeah I don't think you're very coordinated for this yeah because I scream I spray my thumbs I'm trying to clap without hurting it you're gonna clap with every word but it hurts every word I realized I was hurting wow you know like what's the antithesis of Buddhism like what if if you're if you're Christian right so you become a devil worshiper to scare your parents what can you do as a Buddhist to scare your parents that's a good question and as a Christian and if your mom's a fake Buddhist what's the opposite of Buddhism I that's
1:41 what I'm saying Scientology no chaos Anarchy yeah I can't believe Buddhist people aren't even um like that peaceful it's like very intense so I keep hearing when I read Siddhartha I was like this is ████ chill and then I met you guys I'm like damn you know what my mom's prayers in the morning she wakes up at like four or some ████ and then she does like 108 Buddhist burpees kind of sounds like you dude it was a Buddhism yeah legit it's the religious version of you the food is Burpee but it's like so you bow how do you do it for us [Laughter] and she does 108 of them and she doesn't
2:31 that's a lot two times a day but that's why your mom's in really good shape though regular burpees at four in the morning yeah yeah why are you doing it that's true this guy's just shuffling for 20 minutes around you know but he does it for the Flying Spaghetti Monster apparently you know what's the kind of mild thing that I think she'd be pissed about yeah is that uh so when I had braces I got them when I was in eighth grade and I got them off senior year like I had them on super six years later six years wait eighth grade to see about four years oh four years but I was only supposed to have them on for two but the um my mom was like yeah I don't know why it's like taking forever for your teeth to like move but the reason was because I I never wore my rubber band yeah because you know you're supposed to put the bands on and I always lied and said I was doing it but it took way longer my mom the whole time she'd be the one driving me to the appointments and she'd
3:21 be asking like what's taking so long like he's he's almost about to graduate she's the damnest thing he's doing it all right and they would always ask me you wear your rubber bands right I'm like yeah what do you think we ended up throwing them in the trash are you really trying to deflect the blame on me yeah you guys have any secrets you guys have any secrets or lies that you haven't fully exposed to your parents yet that's I mean that's one of them what a perfect place to do it at right there's no place I don't think it's that mild dude I think it's way more serious than you think braces rubber bands yeah I think it's way more serious dude you should consider taking this out I should probably have a hard time with my mom tonight before before she's gonna be like do you know how much money we spend on that yeah what I'm hyped about is that there's like 7 000 ████ videos that I'm in on this channel she'll never
4:12 find this one really my mom is like FBI agent she'll watch everything you'll be like why did you say that about that yeah the JK audience when you say your mom will never see this then they're just gonna get sent to her but I also kind of want her to see you guys what's yours yeah what's something big to say well I want to ████ my wife's butt pretty bad yeah she should know it yeah whatever that would like like is that something that you can't you're not allowed to do I think that my mom was so sexually weird growing up that yeah she would hate to know that yeah she would hate oh I see yeah but what's ████ up is that I that Nikki said that she would do it before we got married and then now it's been six years and she hasn't done anything
5:02 no I didn't get free numbers I could have written that clause in as if it's the only thing I want can you imagine you're at court you're like your honor your honor she promised me sodomy it's been six years give me that boot did she at least have it in the vows during the wedding yeah you gotta mention it I feel like your marriage is missing just that one percent you just needs it needs anal y just double the volume wherever it is double doubling zero is zero no that's true yeah I need yeah actually I mean they can they can't bait and switch you no that's what I'm saying yeah it's ████ up that's ████ up it's completely ████ up yeah it's in there so having to hold for goodness in-house back or front I will say it
5:54 doesn't feel good to put my dick in a butt I've done it before not to brag yeah I have done it before thank you for saying that but it's about the territory yeah I have not been in that but yeah it's like Area 51 like everyone wants to you're like this is my point I'm just gonna look for the UFOs last week let's see what the government's lying about I sure hope it hopefully there's nothing ████ so this is more about Nikki seeing it than your mom no no no no no no no my Nikki would not give a ████ about this have you told Nikki about your your wishes about my anal Adventures yeah hey your Christmas wish yeah what did she say you haven't forgotten you didn't ████ makes fun of me that's it I'm such an idiot yeah so she thinks so she thinks that you're faking yeah she holds it she promised this before
6:45 you make it Bane switch man but she knows the thing that the worst thing about this ████ is she knows that I don't actually want anal I just want the territory yeah yeah I think that's all you need from her is a yes and then you go I'll take it another day I think most women don't realize that exactly but she's such a pain in my ass that like like I just want to get and get it in and get it out but then I'd be like a pain in hers well but yes but then she she would be so ████ annoying after because I know it would hurt her and stuff and then I'd have to ████ deal with it all night um she'll bug you the whole night my ass the other day she'll be like that man you actually liked it and then she's addicted now and she goes I didn't know you just ████ opened up a whole new portal for me now
7:36 you gotta have chocolate covered dick all day and then now that becomes the main entrance yeah all day and you're like can I at least get some ████ yeah she's all like nope it'll be like I remember the good old days yeah yeah what have I done you follow your knees open Pandora's Box I can't close it I should have read that story yeah yeah got too close to the Sun my man once you go ass you never go back to puss that's what they usually say cheese it's so true it doesn't have to run can we just get that tattoo instead of Japanese well I'm not part of this video barquan surely there's something you can't tell your mom you don't feel embarrassed nothing's over the line for you you think I think I've been so restricted as a kid like from wearing like forcing me to
8:28 wear school uniforms when it wasn't even required by the school to doing like be a monk for a day to doing the 48 hours did you wear a robe did you have to do so much weird ████ you have to wear robes when I was doing the monkey thing to doing like little part in a robe like doing like a monk for a whole week I have to do a one where there's like a whole like vow of silence for seven days like I've done so much crazy ████ that I think by the time I rebelled as a teenager I didn't really give a ████ anymore it was just like um what is that word like point of no return so it's just like yeah this is ecstasy check it out Mom I'm just putting my mouth in front of her like like homies come and just pick me up at 3am I don't give a ████ I think it was just so I don't give a ████ I had to like go out that I think from that point on that kind of re-established our
9:18 relationship in a re-established our relationship in a way where they're I don't have to hide anything or but not in like a good way I feel like it is kind of a little bit unhealthy because it's almost at a complete disregard for her feelings so I feel like now in my 30s entering 40s I'm trying to find the way back because I think it's swung this way then it swung really hard this way where I don't give a ████ but then I'm like but she is my mom so I'm trying to like right go back in the middle somehow dude inversely I will say one of the hardest things for me at least from all my ████ childhood animosity and ████ it's really ████ hard for me to straight up go I love you mom really that's ████ hard really so
10:08 what about or dad what about the Christmas all that stuff do you like I have to find other ways to say it's kind of like one of these okay that's good see you later or yeah because they're the same way with me like awkward hug and ████ my dad will side hug me when I'm saying bye and ████ I'm like what is this what are we doing but it's just it's ████ weird we didn't plant those seeds like when was the last time you told your dad I love you and what did he respond with I don't I don't even remember dude I honestly don't remember last time I said that I because I'd never say it straight out I can't I just like freeze up oh so I gotta find other like ████ Avenues call them right now do it on the show for a bit holy ████ just foreign never said I love you to each other for probably like two decades I think wow that's about right though once maybe a couple months ago actually last year it
10:59 was like one of the first times I was like I was trying to make an effort to make a better list for my dad and like the rest of my family and I was like I was like all right Dad talk to you later love you and he goes all right I'll see you later Daddy's dude that's the most because it was so like we usually it like went through his whole body yeah yeah he like dropped the phone for a second oh geez just because they're not ready for it yeah dude 100 because we were ████ Millennials these days my son is gay I think he's like ew gross what do you think it is from that generation that they're so like you think about your grandparent right I don't know I can't relate because my I always told my parents I love them they were always awesome I would say my dad was not as vocal for sure but was he vocal with her brother too no I think my dad was very much like
11:51 reserved I think the way they treat daughters is is it's been okay to say I love you to your daughter like for like even you know in traditional families and stuff it's a little yeah colder but still not your son though Sons don't get it dude I my goal is to make sure taika is like a tough prepared little dude so like he lives in a pretty discipline and like I feel like he he like um I make sure that he has control challenges yeah but every day I always ask him I'm like who's my favorite person in the whole wide world he goes me you know so he knows I love him I told him yes [Laughter] [Applause] yeah but he was like he knows that I
12:42 love him and I tell him I love him you know and um and I'm like that's I wonder what stopped my dad from expressing their dads yeah listen to their stories it's yeah I haven't heard any kind like well kindness is a different um I guess it's it's subjective depending on the era but like how they were treated by their own fathers and grandparents and whatever is different and then like the idea of childhood like of us playing and ████ like that that's true that's true and preserving that that ████ didn't exist in their generation and above that's true by the time they're like ████ five years old they're already taking care of siblings are working at the factory yeah everything's obligation responsibility mentality of this soft like enjoying life and loving and sharing and all that like I think they just don't understand those Concepts you
13:34 can work at a factory it doesn't take that long to say I love you okay I know coal miners it takes about three seconds actually yeah it's a longer three seconds what's really sad is I I distinctly remember probably the last time my Dad tried to like connect with me was I was like a teenager I was like 14 or 15. and my dad's like uh sat down next to me and this is already when I'm in the defiant era when I'm kind of being a little ████ and he was like hey um you know how your mom and your sister they talk about everything and they you know they have a nice relationship I was like yeah so and he's like maybe we could have kind of it's all nice and I was like yeah right yeah whatever nerd wow and then he just like gave up I never heard him try oh
14:24 wow shut him down well he actually tried though he gave it a really honest shot and then and then was like yeah you're right I'm being gay and just like stop and then we just all we have are like jokes we only have like roasts and jokes and that's how that's cool what if one day he showed up and there was like him wearing your wardrobe yo yo yo bro yeah he does that ████ all the time like he was he would he would do that with like uh like some of my my cool gear like a risu shade or like dance ████ that I get from so he has a sense of humor he wore hella party rock ████ one time I was like yeah he hasn't he's that's how we like Express like uh our love is like jokes do you think then there is hope that one day can get it can get there I think we're both because it feels warm not cold we can both read into the messages enough that we're okay with this
15:16 um and I think you have to Progressive and I think when I do like sometimes randomly if I do try to get a little like hey like we were talking like really recently about how all my friends from high school their parents are dead and we were talking about it I'm like you guys are doing pretty good you're like my parents are alive yeah they're like mid 70s and they're pretty healthy my dad's still working and he's he I was like yeah I'm glad uh I'm glad you guys are still here and he was just like okay until I think opens the floodgates of unsaid millions of words that it's too much yeah and you guys aren't ready for it you can eat the Shabu yeah yeah yeah yeah let's just spend time with each other right now we got one hour this all you can eat any minute limit idiot stuff your face that's what I do notice there's so many like those relationships where there's
16:07 so much ████ sweat under the rug that that is now the new floor right and if you want to see what's really there there's a lot you gotta pull out that's why I think when it's when you're questioning about like what can you say that would that I wouldn't want to tell my mom I don't think I have any bad secret that would be more jarring than saying something nice which is crazy holy ████ dude you're surrounded Darkness I think it's only recently that we started saying like I love you on the phone at the end of the phone to your mom yeah it is so ████ weird bro but she initiated it oh that's cool I think she did it every single time without fail for for a couple of years because she wanted to change the dynamic and I started I started saying it after like three four years yeah yeah do you mean
16:58 it or you just say it because just return it just to hang up um no I mean it I mean it you hang up bro the best fall asleep talking to each other [Laughter] stop it I think what changed I think what changed was um stupid I think I think what changed was um her approach like it wasn't her she was giving me the time to process rather than forcing me to be on her same page um so like she when when she started acting like oh I'm bothering you I'm
17:50 gonna like she was playing hard of getting ████ like ending the phone calls early I know you're busy this and that I don't want to bother you then I started feeling like oh ████ like she feels like a burden to me and I do treat her like a burden because she was yeah and then it was like later on we just started having regular conversations because you know like that shift when they stop lecturing you yeah yeah yeah yeah and have an authentic conversation yeah and after that I was like this is what I want is a this is how we have a relationship and she goes I know but I've been your mother for how many years like I gotta tell you what to do yeah like it bothers me yeah and then I'm like and then she goes I'm trying to change that though because I just wanna I wanna know the real you and she said have uh watching YouTube have helped her wow because she's like when I was able
18:41 to just watch your YouTube and your Vlogs and your Instagram and I stalked the ████ out of you she calls me she she calls herself my number one stalker and then she goes like when I saw you and your element how you really are with your friends and everything she goes then I got to love the real you because she goes what when I was Raising you she's like I had an expectation that's deep yeah what my perfect son would be and she goes I was a uh uh emotionally unavailable because she goes if you weren't my ideal then she's like I neglected you and I was like what the ████ and she goes yeah so that's why we don't have the love that I want from you and then so when she said that I was like holy ████ you changed and then so and then I gave her the more time to like build a relationship so now it's
19:31 ████ solid between us it doesn't feel like oh this ████ ████ calling me I feel like oh ████ I can't wait to see my mom whenever that happened that is happening right now with me and my mom that's tight just started happening where she's starting to say sorry she realized like she was emotionally unavailable because she'll see the way that I I play with taika and I'm very loving and stuff and she's like I just couldn't like when I was a single parent like I have to like do all these things that I'm trying to whatever she was like that's why I was like my love was so conditional I knew you were crying and I knew I was supposed to hug you but you also ████ up and I don't have time for that and there's no dad to discipline you so I have to do everything so it's just easier to keep everything discipline mode so hard yeah that's tough because it's usually good good cop bad cop right but then if it's like if you have to be just cop then it just ends up being well I'm just gonna be hard ass all the time yeah and then my but the fact that my mom could reveal that now
20:21 pretty cool I feel like it's probably what happened with Joe's moments like 10 years ago but I'm still in the phase of yes Queen so I'm like yeah you were you were a piece of ████ actually so I don't feel like I need a in in your face I like Yas Queen Bart yeah my son is in his yes Queen she's making me pay for it yeah you could take steps forward yeah and there's like that's a big deal there's no wall because then it's like all right ████ you're gonna stop being a ████ let's go let's hang out more just this video to go foreign
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