0:00 isn't that the rule of nature what you're supposed to leave it as you well leave no Trace is actually supposed to leave it better than when you found it if there's trash you bring trash back not human feces like you're supposed to dig and then you bury it that's crazy you're like oh leave no Trace somebody took a and pick it [Music] up welcome back to another episode of the careful boys where can is taking forever he moved the table he moved the table I got to ref hey thanks Ken that's your fault you swear like we don't have like a 2 in movement window we kind of don't it's been blurry as hell last few where you going to be sitting you leading back good to see you guys I just ordered burritos thank you yeah thank you guys I don't think I've seen you for like a year sort of I mean maybe like a
0:51 couple weeks but same same we haven't seen colen in a oh yeah it was colen I haven't seen herine yeah got to get this bag out hey get out of here why the every single time you have bottles right in front of you it's my bottles Cen sit over here we want to catch with swap we haven't seen Ken in so long you guys swap it we're going to do tour's also like swap but only all three of you guys on that side oh we're going to leave subin alone solo Doo it makes literally no difference is your is your L is your lungs all blacked out from the fire yeah that was pretty wild cuz you live right in the middle of the two fires sorry legs it's okay St short legs that's why can you smell the difference in Direction which one's which she go
1:42 that's the that's the sunset that's the Hollywood that's the Eaten Canyon oh that's the paradise yeah did it cause a lot of like inconvenience for you at least 100% it would I felt like I was in purgatory for a good two weeks well some people lost their houses actually some people lost I I lost my house cuz I don't without giving out too much information because the stalkers out there will triangulate your location ████ dude that situation you show him a picture and he just knows where everything is oh the geog guesser guy those are actually really cool though GI rainbolt that guy's crazy yeah that guy should be working for Elon dude it's like a game where like it'll flash for like one second a photo of just some place in the world and you have to like find where that is and it'll be like oh that looks like uh Germany and then like he'll click Munich and it's like exactly
2:32 if only he could do that for items like your keys and your sunglasses there's a dude who does that with like hot girls that's Oh Oh you mean yeah with the girls hey you just color coded because then like on this side you don't see color okay like this side oh yeah this side you just you just Rubik's cubed us dude dude you guys are both Indian y he's Indian now I see it I see it I'm like the nepes kind like the northern kind the one that looks more Chinese ones that hold all the backpacks for all the ████ white dudes who want to climb Everest right oh my God Jesus oh dude the nepes dude I just watched this Himalayan video and did you know that the reason why they ████ die so much now is because of the long line yeah dude it's crazy they die mostly
3:22 because so many people are trying to get up there there's congestion I guess that makes sense it's like a number game right more people are up there more people will die and then it's because spending a longer time in the danger zone there's like a small window of time where the weather is good enough to where you can actually walk and come down but then if your time is longer then there's more um you can go hypoxic or whatever because of all the air is so thin up there yeah you're up there longer got like a Turn Style for like tourism in the beginning that says like we're at Max Capacity a real entrepreneur would be a building elevators over there oh yeah huh real go on a helicopter gondolas a tobogan even to come back down did you see the video of that guy who landed his helicopter on the top and was just like what at Mount Everest yeah he he landed a helicopter on ever one of those little small ones but yeah are you allowed to do that I don't know that's
4:12 why he was going like this what are they going to do frown upon you collectively idea I got B why don't they just build one long cliff on top of a mountain you can just jump off of it and do a parachute back one long ramp like a ramp or something you know what I'm saying like build something I see it I see it in my why would you want to climb back down after you had a hard time climbing up cuz I heard climbing down is more dangerous than climbing up they just need to slide can we all agree they need to slide no just parachute down call it a day put some heaters up there you oh that's a good idea you died have you seen that glass platform at the Grand Canyon mhm yeah so imagine that a glass platform what's the glass platform at the Grand King it's like this Loop but it's it's a glass like you get to you
5:02 get to walk oh manmade so that you it's like one of those like Skyscraper things and you look down and you're like it feels like I this is wrong cuz your stupid primitive brain doesn't get that you're on glass same brain that tricks me in VR all the time always think it's real yeah and then you're like shivering and ████ like this is going to break because the glass yeah so imagine that mount iest big bridge and then you parachute down and you parachute down all of but isn't it nice at the Grand Canyon because it's a canyon so you can see down but if you put like a glass see at Mount Everest aren't you just seeing more more mountain yeah exactly yeah we're going to put all this in an email we're going to send it all to Mount Everest to M ever let's think about this part though you know the guys the guys who accept the money say yes I'll help you go up there the guys who accept the money will look at them and be like do it in their accent the Sherpas yeah the sherpa I don't know the accent the Sherpas so they're going to look at like maybe like two of these guys and be like
5:52 you're going to die you're going to die like they know for sure they know and they they still take the money they want that's it's part of their economy no I know but it's just like that's was like come on dude but isn't that the same as anything that you do like a stunt thing and then they give you like a 16 page contract or waiver that's like yeah you could possibly die but like just sign yeah but like I feel like stunt is like so many things been done for so many times throughout the period there is a safety measure for it but you think they can look at someone and go you can't make it you going to die bro like they look at you and then they judge you because if they go like dude you're going to die and then they make it they're going to sue you for discrimination oh yeah cuz you fat shamed them dud no like I'm not I'm not being a dick or nothing sounds like you're sh on a whole you're looking at a 70 oh my dream was to ever you know hit the m and you're looking at a 70-year-old you're just looking at him like well that's why don't don't you pay
6:43 don't you pay extra if you want them to take your dead body back down really yeah I heard there's like a I heard there's like a they can leave it or you can pay them to like bring it down cuz that's hard to do right so if you don't check the box you're like nah we're going to this guy that's like organ donors why do you think people want to climb out ever cuz they want the P the selfie yeah but you could be on any mountain killer selfie you can't even tell who the ████ it is by the way it's like you're they're covered in gear just like doing that you could could just like pretend you you climbed Everest it's like the vertical version of racing the nurur ring it's like something you've always wanted to do but then it's just this way I mean that's just walk it's not it's just walking a lot that's it walking a lot yeah you just showed everyone you could ████ walk a lot not even that good yeah in thin air summitted every hike in Hawaii nah not
7:33 every hike n why are you scared of something like diamond h no I just don't have time diam easy you know why he never you know why he's never done that it's cuz it's never it's already been done Joe's looking for things that haven't oh yeah trying to do I'm trying to be in the unexplored nobody's summited Everest and then parachuted off at the top I think somebody did I honestly think somebody did I I remember reading about it and be like why don't they just parachute off the top and I actually went on a Google joury and somebody did do that no I swear there's a vlog about a guy doing it's already been done dude it's been done dude that' be cool is there anything in Hawaii that hasn't been done in Hawaii that hasn't been done yeah there's a base jump from that ever yeah I don't know if it's from the sum but there is one yeah dude I don't know well it's not like nobody had the idea until right
8:24 now hey it's a writer's room in here dude this is literally a writer's room you know we just kind of come over with stuff Red Bull didn't it already picked it's a rer it's like it's like what if a kid got in a bike accident as a kid and a guy gave him a blank check and we're like that's been stupid that's been done actually I think you have to like live there for like several months too cuz you have to acclimate to the altitude oh you do yeah so you first go there and you spend time like prepping what and you got to spend you can't just like go there and then like okay tomorrow we're going to walk it's like you got to ████ live there you got to wait for the conditions all that w that stuff and then you start you have you have to get a political position dude oh yeah at the bottom right they set up tents and you have to like try to sleep and there's like a town adjust a whole there camps yeah you got to adjust you got man I
9:14 don't know I don't like how high altitude ████ though you don't like it nope you should go there and just say that the whole time ████ you guys man I don't like this high altitude just complaining yeah you go there to ████ ruin it for all the hikers that's like what trying to talk about DC in here and Jo's like I don't know ████ about DC we're just coms we're talking about it's like oh yeah what do you think they do B I don't know ████ about it yeah I don't know ████ yeah I don't know I still don't know ████ maybe you can go to Everest and just walk the perimeter oh like around the mountain what is aren't there checkpoints so you can go check you can backtrack if you need to hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where
10:04 we went to Jade Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the j.co you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go what's a half C what's a what he said there's full on camps what's a half Camp oh ████ that was a way worse pun than I even go for wait that's not a pun I'm saying what's a half camp like what's a full-on camp to you like what describe it no there's full ones in terms of like you don't just stop there you camp overnight yeah where some some sometimes you just go and then you'll like take a break and ████ a full on Camp has a bathroom oh nice half Camp there's no bathroom how hardcore can you guys do camping not at all not at all I could do like with a I can't even do
10:54 glamping I could do glamping half on Hardcore I can you mean you can't you don't like camping at all M what I don't like so what can't do it do you stay in a is a cabin a camping to you yeah you could do cabin no I can't I I would not like to do it what when I was a kid when we weren't camping Grandpa would just get drunk on the fire start yelling yelling at everybody and just I connotate that with not having a very good time I think that was only fun so you don't you don't enjoy camping well what if you just go and then you just get drunk and start yelling at people now yeah I don't really yell at people it's a circle of life though well you could yell at them in a happy way you could happy yelling happy yelling I could see it being fun like for Content but not like you know so you never did any of like the church camp meeting and ████ like that I think it's fun as a kid but as an adult I just like it's not fun to me when you're a kid it's like cool
11:45 it's like exciting and stuff and then yeah Grandpa starts yelling at everybody no I did I did it as a kid for sure but I think my only issue was like kept smelling like fire because of the fire pit I love that part that's no I feel like I got carbon monoxide on me or something carbon monoxide I know having carbon monoxide on you sucks I actually think that you know like the show Survivor felt like okay when everyone has to spend like 30 days like without showers or nothing I actually think they probably just smell like campfire the whole time yeah well they actually have to like use campfire smoke to like shower in a sense cuz that'll like kill your regular body odor that makes sense are you the only camper here because you're a you're a eagle boy but he's like a professional he's a professional that's like I'm not a professional e boy eag boy Eagle Boy Hey Eagle Boy where's the next article Eagle Boy like his body is like
12:35 half bird like he has like an eagle's head hey that's a high achievement man it's not to be it's not to act I wanted to recognize I look like Eagle Boy today I wanted to recognize his high achievement he's a eagle scout and he's a boy scout so he's a eagle boy yeah I love it it's a high achievement was like when when me and smack first started dating she she thought it would be cool to like take me on this like glamping thing you're like I ████ hate but it was one of those like uh Airstream trailers that just had like no glass on the windows and it was in like the mountain it was like really like cool looking in theory but then like the whole night we just got bit up by mosquitoes I was like d i could just lay on a balcony well mosquitoes are the worst in general like anywhere you go like you could be in like a fairly nice hotel in like the Philippines and get B mosquitoes and that suck hot spicy how they getting inside your that your
13:25 life's about to change but you want set that out no Filipinos get mad when you talk about anything Filipino they'll be like no the Philippines have the best hotels dude Philippines get mad at each other all the time they they be like don't talk about our hotels we got the best non mosquito I think Filipinos have the best hotels Joe you want you want to that out why you got to shoot down positive stereotypes man why you got to shoot those down hot take dude I'm going to say it say it nice and proud though say it nice and proud in the come on baby you know what let me see it I don't even know what you're asking I don't know what I'm asking why are you so high right now I'm not high all right wait wait what were we just talking about no so for camping right no for camping how's what's the most hardcore Philippine misconceptions hardcore yeah
14:17 what's the most hardcore like uh well what's hardcore to you like well okay so there's different levels at least seven days no showers you're you're shoveling your holes so you can take a ████ in it is that is that fun for you at this age anal I think anal anal is fun at any age especially did you get your anal badge when you doing espe yes don't I didn't do that edit it out edit it out edit out um I need to not look like a Boy Scout right now um you just ruined your whole appeal it's different you know as an adult you do different things cuz as a kid especially in the Boy Scout you had to like be um everybody had to budget so that you can cook a certain way so everybody's making these like crappy ass like pancakes and you're just eating instant noodles and eggs and like whatever is like your Basics you know bacon and stuff like that whatever now when you're an adult you go camping
15:08 you're like you're getting your freaking RI eyes and you're you're taking like psychedelics you know like it's a totally different experience as an adult okay cuz you're or you're you're you're making sure the cushioning is good in the tent for the pushing in hey Honestly though tell me the truth at kjas meetings have you ever tried to bring up the idea of a kjas camp and it got shut down out like you were like hey guys why don't we all do you mean oh like camping with tents yeah let's go camping guys but then everybody was kind of like us where we're like no I don't want to do that no it doesn't get shut down it's just so much easier to like have that many people in a cabin because we're going to be blasting music and drinking or anything like that it's like the tents so kjas have never taken a camping trip with tents not as a crew actually think I think different guys have gone with each other in different ways Hammock Camping is super com comfortable
16:00 where though the Philippines duh the Filipino too expensive it's too bougie have you guys been to Big Pine no okay is this one you want with it's Ino County yeah yeah yeah I I never did that hardcore camping where there's no bathrooms you just ████ swim in a lake for your shower and then you just pitch a you just pitch like hammocks is this when you were just homeless though this was during his me and Daran face oh yeah yeah yeah I remember that was the most hardcore I've ever done and I actually really liked it and I thought other people would like it too were you also paying rent at that time though yeah okay didn't you also have to like collect your poop and bring it back with you or some ████ like that to the no that's someone else to La jeez you got to bring it back something like that
16:50 that someone else that wasn't you okay no I think that was like b or something oh yeah maybe that was Bart or that might have been the time that I went bungee jumping I told that story you have to maybe it was him yeah the lady grabbed the gra bag of ████ took a big ass ████ and I left mine at the lake hell yeah yeah yeah yeah you're supposed to leave it exactly as as isn't that the rule of nature what you're supposed to leave it as you I wasn't supposed to Camp there so well you're supposed to well leave no Trace is actually supposed to leave it better than when you found it if there's trash and ████ better than when you found it if there's trash if there's human you bring trash back not human feces like you're supposed to dig and then you bury it that's crazy you're like oh leave no Trace somebody took a ████ here and then pick it up D have you guys ever slept without
17:40 anything covering you just outside not since I was a kid I've never done that no and that was pretty pretty hot I like sleeping outside that's on some like not super cold Dy night stuff you know like out like what do you mean like in a backyard or something because every time you go camping usually especially in like Cali California you're waking up there's Dew all over your tent and stuff like that even if it didn't rain there's just like moisture you do that when you're sleeping do you know what a KOA Campgrounds are yeah you know what that is yeah yeah so you know those are like it's like I don't even know if that's real camping but like people yeah it's kind of glamping because there's a there's like a community center in the Middle with a swimming pool and all that and then there's areas that you can book for your RV or your tent have you ever seen those KO I've seen those it's like a yellow sign it's pretty cool but we got when my family went to one of those when I was a kid just like a freaking
18:31 movie my uncle gets out of his like suburban and he's like all right let's uh get a break out all the stuff and then as soon as we looked back all their bikes were stolen off the back of his Suburban right when we pulled up like they just grabbed it no because I think people like literally like the lowest form of like ghetto ass Camp people go to KOA and they just Jack everybody makes sense why we went and then we went to the community center to like tell them hey our bikes got sold the guy was like oh they're gone a cound they're melted down they're headed to Jamaica right now brother you know it's Nationwide sucks yeah a lot of people they they book their road trips just going one k to yeah yeah but it's apparently it's pretty ghetto sometimes damn sucks I didn't know that yeah has anyone ever paid and sprayed a bike that they stole real quick just like quickly paint it
19:22 red or something oh didn't you do that with like a scooter I no I did that when I was in like uh Middle School we just just walking to a neighborhood and oh that's a bike that's a cool bike just grabbed it dipped and then painted it black then I got a perfect crime yeah except his hands are all the color that he well then I got I got jacked after that they took the bike that you stole and painted a blue didn't a bigger guy steal it from you it's like a food chain bro that's when I like truly like believed in karma I was like no way this happened to me a Samoan like big ass Samoan dude grabbed my bike and it was like SM now and I was like well F I can't do anything yeah then he call your fat while you walk away no big fell bro he rode it halfway and he looked like a like a clown like straight up like a clown and I was cracking up the whole
20:12 time and then he heard you crack up he turned around then no he's like ████ this bike so small and then he just instead of giving it back to me bro he just threw it over the fence a man that's a Simone Biff Tannon bro the bike that you chose to steal is so I was like come on dog like that you probably flicked it over the fence I was like bro I'm right here you couldn't give it back nice dude that's so funny so now you're like Karma's ████ real and it comes get you Karma was real I was just like wow never ever again Karma's like the Predator dude can't just leave it on the ground he's like a this sucks he had to ████ Chuck it over the ████ dude that's tight though he's like if I can't have it no one can well he's still within view of you is just watching bro he was a hat a hard time going up that hill too he was just like hey ████ you couldn't
21:04 get the bike back like man I got to go or achieve that bike now like he has to go in the river that's so funny dude oh man man what a great catching up with Colleen episode yeah love it that was worth changing seats I'm so glad we changed seat she hates camping I knew that would happen cuz colen just can't stop talking
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