0:00 [Music] this article i think is really funny because of the lack of information so maybe we could use our creativity and fill it with blanks my favorite so this is over in the uk um basically a man was arrested for stealing another man's phone uh-huh during a hug he gave him in the bathroom what that's some ocean's 11 ████ back pocket why are they hugging in the bathroom right that's like the last place that i'm hugging anybody don't talk to him i'm in a peace dog like your eyes are like dead ahead like does not deviate from this line but you can't picture two drunk blokes like like connecting over like pissing
0:54 [Laughter] i just can't i know that that's a way of like pickpocketing but i can't understand how you can like can you go like so from the back anymore he makes someone think that's a natural thing well the pickpocket probably he did it because it was unexpected that's probably his angle the bathroom oh yeah you know so it's actually a pretty slick move you guys ever been pickpocketed i have not i've been i've had like someone take something my wallet out of my bag as i was holding it i was in line at fisherman's wharf in san francisco yeah and i was just like no it was actually it was actually in seattle so you're watching people throw the salmon and ████ oh wow you're crap i just remember i remember distinctly that i had stood in line at three different
1:44 places and i should have known i was i was like a teenager but the same dude was behind me at the last two places oh wow and he didn't buy anything so i was like the ████ is this guy always here so i was then i was buying food and i was holding my bag like this i wasn't looking as i was ordering and then right after that i was like what happened to the other guy and i looked and he was gone and didn't get anything after me the third time and i was like oh ████ my wallet's gone he just reached in and took it yeah and that was it i had a friend that was like backpacking through europe and then he was like at a cafe and he had his backpack between his legs while i was eating and when he was done eating was gone what the ████ yeah dude i hear that like certain parts of france and ████ like that are like the olympics of pickpocketing or brazil too yeah like they have teams like the mom with the baby like they know how to distract you with like three or four one sec just that quick yeah
2:35 that quick they watch and like especially to see you by yourself he's a victim he's not a group because it's like you're you're you're unaware yeah all right guys he's american get him yeah i was watching 11 stuff i was watching this video of this dude in africa that was like baiting like people that'll try and jack his phone he had his phone like hanging out of the uh out of a car that was like moving like through the streets or whatever and then with a camera like this and you see the guy like and he's like breaking down like so then this guy gives a signal to other guy to like come later so that guy peels off and eventually like intercepts it here and then jacks it and so you would see though because he's expecting it or whatever you can see that that tells whatever he like yanks it back he's like he pokes that out he's like what are you doing damn that's crazy yeah it's choreographed man i mean it's and some people that's their whole thing of the catch marks they sit at the train station all day at the bus station you're thinking i do do you know
3:26 it's fun oh you've never been here like okay pictures yeah he's one you know you got a lot of people they're not like you know even like when you go to venice those guys put a gd man hey and the people okay you know they're intimidating like bullying you like hip-hop listen to hip-hop there's nothing on this cd every time i go to europe i always get one of those uh you know those like those flesh colored uh inside fanny packs so that my pockets are empty and i have to like lift up my shirt to like open it i always have a dummy wallet whoa yeah what's in it nothing like this you know what i used to do back in the day like when i said sell dope i just keep all my money in my shoes so remember go old school keep your id and ████ so i'd be like in the street and you pick it all dudes
4:16 like run up on you dude i got nothing and you got like a thousand dollars you know i mean up out of there whatever you make so much money that your shoes becomes huge are you like standing crooked yeah you have to shoot so you'd be kind of walking but when you got too big you got to go get rid of something because so you try to have like you know if you got pants you got socks but you always keep it down to where somebody's got to actually get down you don't want to ever have you know you know ████ becoming pocket check man you know somebody like are you like oh i ain't got nothing to do to try and see how much money you made so you're like all right i got like 40 bucks and you got all your ████ in your shoes so would you put it inside your sock or yeah i think it inside but i used to also like lay it flat and it's like layered it on the bottom of my shoe when i was a kid like a little insult like a little insole by time i get home i pull that thing out and it's all sweaty and ████ worth it though i was protected like blow drying that's how we just hired our money back in the day man yeah
5:06 man yeah you can try to figure out what's the most money you've walked around with in your shoe i don't know i was a kid man so it might have been like you know maybe like i don't know eight hundred bucks sometimes yeah kid money that kid money you know just from hustling because like you know i saw a house at the park you said you were 15 at this time i was 15 i was selling dope down the street a lot of ████ money for a 15 year old but you know really we were getting they were getting over on us because i didn't understand like mathematics and breaking ████ down instead of instead of buying like say a quarter pound i would get like a 1200 double up and they were called charging me retail because i didn't know the game so they're really getting over on but you think you're making money but have you bought the qp and broke it down rocket so you made triple you know and that's not because i was trying to do ████ we were just you know trying to be entrepreneurs but that's just the first job everybody has the first stop my first
5:57 job was giant rockets yeah they're ████ be over there too you know different ways completely different they got over in him too yeah what's this article about dude you got pickpocketed in the bathroom in the bathroom yeah dude sometimes people try and talk to me in bathrooms like in bars and stuff like that and just like you get talked to in the bathroom sometimes like some drunk dudes just like oh can you believe this ████ outside i'm like not now like dude like i'm not i'm not having this you gotta be careful too because people try you like you said dude another story like my buddy in the bathroom he was peeing and reno and a dude died or act like he knew me kicked him and kicked him in the butt and he peed on himself like he had versace on like it's nice and he's like what the ████ and dude's like oh man i'm sorry mother
6:48 thought you was like see ████ man i do like ████ you and my homeboy took off on a big big bing was ████ him up security comes in seeing him beating his ass but dude kicked him and asked he peed on him so so he caught a case in the bathroom oh no he had to pay that guy like 10 grand that dude's goal is to like just get the ████ kicked out of him so he could get like a case no he he was talking ████ but he didn't know that my buddy my homeboy like he's a like a gangster type dude you know i mean he's like dude you know he's like you know if you do it instead of part me like what the ████ he's like oh man dude damn dude i was up in here oh man my bad is like yeah man watch yourself yeah man he said ████ you what was it what you did at martin but all i see with him on the ground and my boy whooping his ass and he actually told the judge and dude like oh man i didn't do nothing like dude you ████ kicked me my ass made me peel myself that's when i was 19
7:38 though yeah now it's just i'm so sorry you know oh yeah so if someone was trying to like push you to find out uh whatever i'm so sorry i don't know i don't mean to do anything just like when when i was 19 still had like the high school mindset in that environment that's just what it is now it says oh i'm so sorry what about like tyson remember tyson that guy in the airplane yeah he had to come in like he deserved it was always like like like who is this dude man i bet the stewardess were like yo let this fool get yeah they were like oh this guy sucks and the and they build up on like yo ty like basically said oh he had to come and he was like he had prior history [Laughter] make up a new rap sheet for him yeah so same situation if you were tyson some guy's doing that ████ to you bart from jk what's up you would probably ask to move seats or something
8:29 yeah dude so you got it you got to think but at some time at some point you also got to like because i was in the situ and i was in a grocery i mean um in the gas station and this dude came in there and i'm like like he said i'm like this is kind of weird he's looking oh 300 you're a big guy huh blah blah blah yeah and this indian dude he's in there looking like oh ████ you know and then i'm looking and doing i can take you and he starts doing like this little stance i'm like dude you know back to ████ you get on my space man yeah you know i'm not gonna let you get caught you might have a knife or anything and he's like oh you know what you're gonna do i'm like dude you're getting close i'm gonna ████ you up bro and i was gonna do this chop him in the neck hella hard where do you aim where do you aim for this right here just make him choke up real quick just he wouldn't even see that coming and then his buddy comes in and says hey man hey hey calm down we're not supposed to be doing that there's
9:19 some homeless at their working area so he came in there and calmed his buddy down and then the indian dude was looking but it was all on camera but like dude you if you would that's violated my space i'm not i'm i'm not even trying to but just do this pressing the phones what do you do you can't be too light you bet you gotta watch them i might just ████ run out the other way i was like because i didn't want to turn my back because he's moving like you know because i'm like this and i'm like watching i'm trying to pay but i'm at the same time i don't want to you know so i'm like standing back and then this guy came and de-escalated the situation but there's certain people like i'm just always conscious because you never know who's a weirdo these days for like legal purposes if you've in that situation and you were to hit him would you get in trouble for that well if he threw the first yeah you threw the first punch i would have to try to unless a guy indian guy said he provoked or he did something like he looked like he was threatening like he made a threatening movement he corroborates you
10:09 know i mean yeah he's like oh that guy came in here he threatened that he was gonna do something and then for my i feared for my safety yeah somebody said you fear for my life yeah like dude i didn't know he you know that guy had a knife i might i might throw a little knife down there he had a knife yeah look look look it says big herc on it but it's his he brought it out because you know at some point you can't be you can't let yourself to be a victim and that's what people expect oh well you should have did dude this month if i would have acted first i'd be alive yeah i wouldn't cut the you know whatever i caught especially when it's all verbal leading up to that point oh man this is weirdos and and then you know people they think they can get away with anything nowadays and then some people try to do you know they'll try to do something go viral you know what about them walking up just hitting people in and filming it yeah i don't know if you remember this one car this one car show we me and you were at we were at one of those car meets and then um i parked my car i had my 79 camaro at the time and then uh i came back to it later to get something out of the car and then um
11:01 this guy i guess was taking a picture of it at the moment that i like had just walked up and he was like hey thanks ████ get in the way my ████ photo oh my god what a ████ i was like this is actually my car i'm just i'm just getting something from it and like i think everyone was already looking so he didn't want to like i thought he thought he got to be dumb if he backed off of what he said and he goes yeah well i was still trying to take a photo of it ████ ████ like he was mad at me and then like i was just looking around everybody i'm like what happens now and then barrett was there too like all of her homies were around and everyone was just so stunned because it was like a stalemate they were like wow this guy's clearly embarrassed but he's like but buffing up even more yeah trying to act like he's not yeah so we were just like okay uh go ahead take your picture then and i just stood there
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