0:00 yeah this guy looks like he's he's going he looks like the accomplished I kind of didn't know what he was doing and it's kind of like they both look like they're up to no good they both look like Zachary Quinto bro yeah yeah yeah bro he's gonna kill me and they already have a face of failure so just throw him in jail for Life yeah I agree we had their back so hard or at least send them back to Planet Vulcan [Laughter] [Music] all right so there's two Texas high school students that are facing up to 10 years in prison for their school prank what do you think could be that 10 years whoa 10 years what could be so bad of a school prank that it could get you a decade was there any deaths involved no deaths okay was it like a fake bomb or
0:50 something or like did they did they maim a janitor no I can't answer because I looked at it give us a good guess is it like one of those old school pranks that they brought back like stealing a car and putting it on a on the roof of a of a school that's pretty sweet here we'll have since Ron knows what it is we'll have you demonstrate with in silent movements as if you're reacting to the thing that happened oh my reaction you're a person as a victim of this prank that's poop that's poop that's poop related oh they played Taylor Swift on the loudspeaker Taylor Swift Taylor Swift that poop related that's poop related they poured throw up on somebody hey blow some gas into the school oh yeah
1:41 they these two kids bought some fart spray and they spread it in the school and apparently the set was so bad that they had to evacuate twice and some students had to go to the hospital for like nausea and 10 years for this ████ yeah 10 years too much that's in the book in the law like the actual book of Law Of Texas it's 10 years for what they did because it's considered uh an attack yeah it's like considered like a gas attack versus a biological warfare the judge is gonna get this case and be like look oh it's possession it's possession of a prohibited weapon which is a third degree felony whoa It's a bomb I usually like Texas but this time Texas failed I love Texas where's Bart think about this it would have been fine if it was a gun oh man I don't know aren't suspended Bart's normal pool is
2:32 to let people ████ around I do like letting people ████ around I think 10 years is kind of rough dude fart fart gas is who would have thought I know who would have thought it was amazing and it's a senior prank it's a weird stipulation and no one really got hurt it's just a smell did they check the reviews did they know it's a five-star fart bomb yeah yeah yeah like or do they think we don't know it's probably weak we have to buy a lot of it the reviews on Amazon you can't tell these days you don't know what kind of a product you're getting you're like God how about square footage like 50 000 square feet they base they miscalculated guys it's just a math yeah ruined these kids lives it's the school sport that they couldn't calculate how much gas they needed yeah yeah they were doing the metric system if they let them go to jail if they have to follow the rules then maybe they could send some hookers in with them
3:24 so they could at least lose their virginity yeah they have fun and then maybe give them some like more like gas chemical experiment kits so they could keep progressing they can make a more potent spray they can Master their crowd the spray that they used was called hens gauk fart spray uh so we're gonna test it I actually thought about it but I couldn't get this in time but there's no way we would have to evacuate well it sucks because never think some gigs ate dick chips I got my dad he's calling me be like hey are you Nikki okay I'm like yeah he's like oh eating ████ dick chips all the time I guess smelling her breath yeah it's like butterscotch no I wouldn't do that but yeah it's apparently that specific brand
4:14 of fart spray it's just that bad apparently but okay like has anyone in school ever done that because I feel like that happened not smell wise I don't think bombs I did from the ice cream truck you remember those yeah they're both don't last very long though you go like that if it rains the next day it's gone yeah and is it just sulfur yeah I think so right I don't know it's like the same ████ like in cap guns okay I thought it was so cool though when kids had it it was like illegal Contraband really stunk that ████ was tight that was good it was very strong for the moment it didn't cause this I just can't believe imagine going to jail for 10 years I think it's a weird stipulation the judges upon me like look this is what you should be you're gonna do community service yeah because I think it's gonna ruin in their lives because like you got these two kids right they're in jail and they're with some ████ 40 year old man and
5:04 he's like what are you in here for oh I ████ like cut off someone's hand or some ████ they're like what are you saying he doesn't remember my senior break I I cut off a guy I was like wouldn't that be funny if we got one arm Tony yeah because I was I was definitely thinking like for a crime like this like what other crimes you get sent in jail with like what's adjacent to this because these kids careers are ruined this clearly wasn't L.A County bro you know what I do like I like that there's a 10-year sentence to hang over their heads to teach them a lesson okay yeah that's true I don't think I mean it's staring them a little bit is a good thing it probably won't happen like that's super unlike that's like what North Korea was trying to do with auto warmbeyer but then they just it got out of hand and he just died
5:56 you're like we're just trying to scare the show this kid and then like Ah that's probably got out of hand you're probably like I didn't know Americans were so weak yeah yeah they're like wait because Americans can't like ████ be beat up for like 48 Hours like a week he's all like North Koreans can do three weeks of torture Americans can't even do two it is a very untextious thing though I feel like it's I think so too I think something fair is like make them uh repaint one of the buildings or scrape gum off the sidewalk community service she hates it make them Watch Sailor Moon for like like ████ three years every night you go home you gotta Watch Sailor Moon dude that's not torture that's that's kind of cool if it's the dub it might be is that the black tuxedo
6:46 yeah so they were arrested they released on Broad same day three thousand dollars bond interest of only three thousand dollar Bond yeah I mean I don't think they're gonna jump on uh something like this you got mug shots I would 10 years yeah I'm leaving the country I would too I'm a ████ fight wrestler what the yeah you're leaving the country off of that for 10 years 10 years at 19 years we're probably not going to get to 10 years there's no way Texas might give you 15. Texas might execute you to save money dude well you didn't tell me they look like that give them 20. they look so scary dude ████ you want to give them better we're sentences off their looks that's probably what happened is this representative of Texas youth dude what the Mexican Texas yeah Mr Spock haircuts
7:38 everywhere what the ████ is that about dude yeah this guy looks like he's he's going he looks like the accomplished I kind of didn't know what he was doing and it's kind of like they both look like they're up to no good they both look like Zachary Quinto bro yeah yeah yeah bro he's gonna kill me and they already have a face of failure so just throw them in jail for Life yeah I agree we had their back so hard or at least send them back to play [Laughter] they belong um what's up with that hairstyle looking like medieval peasants hey bro that's a that's a trend everywhere ████ ball cut ass bro Joe get one of those dude I guess we all gotta do it dude no no you wanna if you went to school you want to look like Mr Spock nobody does hey that
8:29 guy he looks like peso pluma dude these are all these are all the dudes at like takeovers too my mom would literally take a grapefruit put it over my head and then trace it with a a grapefruit with a grapefruit and it was not trendy at the time I was a grapefruit yeah it's good for your hair and then it's also a hat [Laughter] keeps your head warm in my early use like 10 years oldish years I got bowl haircuts right with constantly like they called the skater cup but it's just a bowl haircut yeah but like ████ Trek fans they'd be like no it's a saucer-cut saucer yeah ████ why do you think the bowl coat was so popular in the 90s it was the hot thing I think it's an easy haircut to do and kids just look cute in them it was a great DIY from parent to child yeah because my mom would cut my hair all the
9:19 time and I look like I just put on a full-on hair helmet that's so true it was also in media too like I remember three ninjas and and Rocky I think Lloyd Christmas had a bowl cut what kind of who who had the first bowl cut who who set it off the Beatles maybe oh yeah the first polka it was probably like a like a Martin Luther bro Martin Luther yeah it was a monk dude Martin Luther dude yeah the ████ mission's been 95 pieces guy oh yeah yeah I'm ████ like the 1200s yeah dude that yeah Friar tough brother yeah yeah yeah yeah that's where it comes from Friar Chuck was missing that little top part that's a good haircut put the bowl upside down on his head cut around it so you're so 10 years you think 20 20. based off the way they look I didn't know they look like that I think homie on the left you let him go homie on the
10:11 right you got to keep an eye on that guy Texas tell us what you think because oddly enough on our demographic our highest uh viewed uh area is Houston Texas wow there's a lot of diversity there very cool so tell us Texas how you guys feel about this dude yeah I want to go to Houston yeah let's do a Houston trip guys let's go to Houston I want to get some barbecue and crawfish I want barbecue baby I was conceived in Dallas Texas little fun fact that's a hot fun fact [Music] foreign [Music]
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