0:00 thank you [Music] what should this woman do here's the situation Suzanne nothing she's leave it the way it is she's been uh dating this guy for a few months and then she sees him in his work uniform right on his working reform his name tag got a different name whoa Don Draper so she looks him up by that name and finds a social media account with a total different family whoa so what should she do why is she looking is your mind her own ████ business doing nothing is good yeah what's your life Oh I thought you were dating me to eventually marry me yeah yeah yeah that's what and then she's like but you were using me for ████ yeah yeah I mean
0:51 uh she sees uh wife kids she doesn't know if she should even try to tell her like she's gonna break up with a dude but she doesn't know if she should tell the wife like what's been going on man that's a tough one yeah I mean isn't there a girl code if you like find out definitely no girl why'd you say it no is there a girl code all right here's why Nick here's why because I have a lot of friends that are girls that talk about this girl code whenever they find out that a man is cheating because like they would date a guy and then he'd be super toxic so they'd break up but then they find out that oh ████ this guy's been cheating on me with this girl that means that he's cheating on her with whatever right so so once they find out they're like well I have to tell her because if
1:41 you don't tell her that they're just gonna keep like letting these guys slide yeah perpetuating the cycle exactly necessarily catching them doesn't change anything no it doesn't but but it it saves but it saves the girl no because it's a girl because they're trying to save the other girl it's like hey like you shouldn't have to deal with this guy that's like you know doing all this ████ and causing all this trouble for you right because that's the first step of accountability right but then isn't there who knows what happens after that the the opposite of girl code where they're sabotage and then they didn't really do it but then they're just trying to ruin the relationship it also ████ somebody's whole life up like I don't know man obviously I want the right thing for everyone to happen here the best thing but like also I think some people are like you know Warriors in the sense they want to stand up for something and like they might go into something approach it the wrong way and make ████
2:31 worse right okay most of the time it's like I've heard this from like two different girls like almost around the same time but they they basically say like as soon as they tell the girl the other girl that like finds out it's like oh my God thank you for telling like okay it's like very helpful and this is even among strangers what about the kid whose parents get divorced I don't know them at all yeah they're gonna be so cute those kids are gonna be so cool is he like thank you for snitching on my dad yeah now I have two houses yeah two Christmases no thank you so much for snitching on my dad so here's this girl stupid why is she she has had something like this happen in the past where she was dating a guy found out he was dating another girl she told the girl and the girl never responded that's why she's
3:21 kind of in a standstill now because she's like I tried once and nothing happened well it's not the same person you idiot she's already making so many decisions that are stupid so much for telling me does she want something like that to happen but I don't why does she also have a chocolate or cheating ass dudes I think yeah I I think go to the dude first and be like hey this is what I found out this and that and then judge his reaction oh you know do what you think but still get his reaction and see what he has to say first turn some more lights on the situation he's gonna say but I really love you and I wanna I Wanna Be With You take that and be like all right for sure and then go to the girl and like like I don't know leave a note like if you want to know about this situation that could be happening yeah yeah hit me up oh mystery option but by doing that it's already kind of like oh something is happening some people don't want to know though even if you give him
4:11 some people yeah they like to just turn a blind eye what's the um the clever guy response let's say you're the you're this dude uh-huh and like you you just got caught yeah what's the sly way to get out of this oh listen angel a I didn't have to tell you this but I'm a secret agent oh the government oh turn The Gaslight all the way that family yeah yeah all the way up that's not that's not my real family yeah what would you do what would you do to get out of it me yeah you've just been confronted I'd be like you ever thought about uh Sister Wives
5:03 and now late this late I'll be like listen here you like me right for me cool you like me when I was Bradley you find out that I'm Joe now yeah I'm like how about you get the best of both worlds yeah you get to adopt the whole family you get a sister and on top of that we could have her threesomes whenever you want closer you're like selling you're selling time shares you are a Salesman bro well the best way is just like yo that's actually my twin brother did I wear his uniform yeah as a reminder like how down he is for me it makes me want to be a better person that's that's a rom-com answer yeah yeah yeah yeah zany plots my twin brother is a lazy son of a ████ he's gonna lose this job yeah unless I go to work we're parent trapping I show up to his job every day oh ████ yeah
5:54 yeah that's a good one so here's a boat there's more of this there's a bonus amount of info and I don't even know why they left this in here but apparently she got herpes from the guy oh okay oh ████ so she's gonna confront the wife like how dare you give me herpes I don't even know why these two that's what she just asked yeah they all have it oh she got her piece well the wife has it like yeah yeah how many other women is this guy having fun with dude what's up with guys living double lives if you're able to do that why would why would you assume they would stop at just that he's probably doing a lot of things I just don't understand why would you want multiple families but in this case he's just cheating so it's not multiple family yeah this guy probably likes the chase yeah right he likes he likes chasing women surprise thing do you guys think humans or men
6:44 are like naturally monogamous like by Nature by Design I don't think we're natural monogamous I don't think it's naturally occurring no I think this uh develop like what we've structured and created it's for property ownership like I think it's to like you know this is my wife my property my children and then you have to put a title and then you have to structure it and then also how do you know like who pregnated your kid because back then they didn't have DNA tests right right so if she was freely ████ then it's like is that actually my kid that I'm that's gonna inherit animals are like that too yeah yeah like birds like when they're not shirts they're a kid they ████ destroy them yeah but if we didn't have the the structure and
7:34 system that we're in yeah like imagine if we were Hunter gathers or whatever right like what are the rules that they created because some tribes were like um any man that has sex with this girl if she pops out a kid then they're all fathers they're all responsible and they're called the Lakers yeah [Applause] we all ████ her yeah I thought that was the sons it makes sense so there's so there's so there's like um I guess depending on like your tribal structure or whatever they had different rules like of uh what's considered like you're repair or you could be pears for the moment oh yeah you're not in charge
8:25 of the kid till like 18. you know like it's just is like oh the kid could walk now it doesn't need either of us I'm sure monogamy has huge societal advantages for sure yeah I think I don't I don't think sexual jealousy Wars all that stuff yeah yeah I don't think any other primate is monogamous you know so it's like in our like just our Evolution like even gorillas chimpanzees whatever I don't think any other for primates yeah so I don't think any other primate is monogamous so I think it's something we for sure created with our like smarter human brain yeah but it is going against biology yeah but it is that's why I think it makes it that's what it makes it so hard because it's beneficial Just Born Into the Wilderness you probably wouldn't immediately yeah you wouldn't care about that but that's not the human brain it was like a smarter human brain yeah overthinking but yeah so I don't know
9:15 like you were like oh wow these double lives I'm like well that's probably why yeah yeah so he's not a smart human being that's all it is you think that's impulsive you think that's just like lack of impulse control for this dude because well some people just like doing ████ like like yeah like like that's his advice and you can't really guess some people like Coke and other people like butt crack yeah exactly exactly our biology is impulse yeah you know you ever like you ever put like a treat next to a dog they just have to they sit there and literally the drawers they can't even control it just happens yeah it takes the human brain to like break impulse or 100 it's just an animal yeah right but yeah some people just like having lives like that like that s███'s exciting to them some people got a lot of uh love yeah there's very loving hearts but I don't know like there's there's also
10:05 guys out there yeah yeah I feel like there's also people that are just asexual too right like like they're not like they don't see butt cheeks and go oh my God I need to ████ that ████ right they're just like they're like it's a body part this is normal people either they're depressed or something maybe they're but maybe they're breast guys I don't know but then like I do think like so like for example some of us are more priests disposed to like like in gambling or liking sweets or like whatever right I think some guys are just their level of horniness is way higher and some guys just have like they're not affected like they can be a monk because they they go yeah I like I like bodies but not as much as you do right I think so so some people just can't resist they're just like oh I have
10:55 to cheat because I just need new ████ all day you know yeah yeah for sure but yeah it is kind of strange when you see people with whole families like two of them like that the maintenance on that must be cool yeah yeah you don't have time for anything else what are your hobbies why it doesn't work that much I was watching the uh soft white underbelly with um exotic I think is her name so she's like a prostitute and she was saying like the amount of just regular guys that you don't think that come is crazy yeah her clients are like family people religious people like people that look like doctors lawyers yeah just driving up and down like fig or whatever it's just looking crazy yeah I was like damn that's what I hear apparently these like these new prostitution like you know Services you can just like text and they just pull up that's like the biggest
11:45 thing right now dudes are getting caught up with it's like uber Uber Uber ████ it literally is like uber ████ uh what is a paper trail now yeah yeah oh okay do you think because normal life for them just sucks like they don't like the the monotony of like I think it's also a control thing right like I think it gives you some sense of control of your own life probably yeah like I can just ████ what I want to ████ like it's like a hit of anything else like you want to feel like you're in control yeah yeah just now because it's probably like the I think a lot of it too is when you grab a prostitute or something like that like the dopamine hit that you get but it's also the lead up of like finding the right person right the routine of like yep pulling up to the spot you know like that I bet there's a lot of thrill to that and that's why I know because [Laughter]
12:38 but I'm comparing that with like how I make food for myself and I'm like oh dude like the cooking The Cutting of it and then once I eat it you're like yeah and I can apply that to anything dude you know what I mean it is a tease when you buy groceries on Sunday oh you're not gonna make that dish until Wednesday and the whole the whole week that flank steak I was thinking about this the other day too it's like you know how like um like the Dalai Lama was like making out like a ████ with that boy so I was like okay yeah I was like what because I always was like why are all these like religious figures expected to not ████ or do anything and I was like oh that's like the epitome of like not even appealing to your Primal urges anymore everything so I'm like
13:30 that's why that's like the ultimate spiritual figure is because whatever normal humans desire your blood resenses oh yeah like but you gotta you gotta take some pressure off though yeah you can't leave the lid on yeah you're gonna have a valid imagine that guy has a ████ layover flight in Miami that was ████ yeah booty everywhere like come on [Laughter] you're making this you're working also you're probably providing for your adult ass family yep so you have these adult restrictions like you don't get to be a real kid for x amount of years and then like when you stop and try to be a real kid you just ████ overdosing them like how to just figure this ████ out or
14:21 chill out all the child dating a girl who's a child star probe issues yeah insane I'm sorry what she wanted to be a kid all the time no she was just like extra it was like everything was just so heightened everything was just so like and she also wanted to do everything like let's go to Coachella let's do Coachella ████ huge let's do everything the cool things everyone are doing every fight was through the root every time she wanted to ████ it was crazy like she everyone was just hiding like if she had never done it before Oh damn you just wanted to chill go to ████ kick it yeah yeah so see don't what we talked about earlier like just letting some steam off like yeah we're talking about yeah then what if you had too much childhood and then you never want to grow up see that then you're an idiot foreign
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