0:00 [Music] now the concept is how far would you go in order to play in the Olympics right there's this Australian Hockey Star who amputated his finger to make sure he could play at the Olympics that makes you able to play like what to get to the par Olympics trying to make weight is he trying to make weight to play hockey about yeah how did he do how does like something was wrong with his finger and it's getting in the way is it par Olympics kind of kind of getage so he opted to amputate part of his finger in order to compete at the Paris Olympics this guy's name is Matt Dawson he badly broke his finger on his right hand during team training in Perth 2 weeks ago and recovery from surgery to repair it would have taken months ████ oh so he did some gangster ████ gude so the 30-year-old decided to have the
0:50 finger removed from the knuckleup in order to take part in his third game the knuckle up like from here pink ████ that's insane you don't think that'll hurt when he's playing though are they allowed to wear like robot fingers or something or they can wear robot they can wear robot fingers yeah you know how that was a controversy when they were running with the robot ankle with the blade legs yeah and they're like that's actually better than the actual foot cuz the blade they like it's unfair they kept winning cuz the disability became a superhuman ability yeah that's my favorite everybody started cutting off their feet cuz they're like well I'm going to do sickle feet cuz it's going to be way better it was a big problem now now real legs are the minority in running people pissed at real leg Yeah you hardly see him the Olympics ratings going down vintage footage the thing that's tough though is the the hurdles man I don't know how you do that
1:41 they cut right through them unfortunately oh they do yeah you just you you can cut them go right through them you can turn your legs into the hurdle thing now and you just oh that's really smart so Dawson told media ████ man that the the break finger which finger pinky pinky I'm not sure in Australia they call them sick ████ if you do things like that yeah I think I think they're digits UK no no no I'm just saying like if you're that kind of guy that would do that type of act I have like 10 sick ████ no no fingers aren't sick ████ individuals a sick cun I this guy's never been in Australia before didn't you go there for the tick tick tour Dude down down oh I Miss Australia so much I haven't been there since CL closed it down City CL i't been there since clo coed it down who's the Vice President Joe uh right now it's Vice president K harus nailed
2:32 it of of Australia harus so he said that he passed out because the break was so bad uh when he was in the changing room so he thought his Olympic dream was over he urgently consulted a plastic surgeon who said that even with surgery to repair the finger and the long recovery time it may not regain full function cut it off but if it was amputated he could be back playing in 10 days 10 days damn why did ████ do it despite being warned by his wife not to do anything rash AKA please don't cut your finger how you to finger bang me the way you used to he made what he believed to be an informed decision that afternoon he's like I'm definitely closer to the end of my career than the start and who knows this could be my last Olympics and if I felt that I could still perform at my best then that's what I was going to do
3:22 all she cares about is getting a finger bit Yeah but it's a robot figure now so it's okay it' be better yeah if taking the top of my finger was the price I had to pay that's what I would do would you guys do the same no ████ no absolutely not the top of the finger or from the ████ bottom knuckle yeah to the knuckle just assume it's from that knuckle is it from the knuckle but so the whole finger's gone I'll never be able to go to Japan they think I'm ████ Yakuza Yakuza Honestly though he's the only one that's going to know how often he uses that finger and if he's like I'mma to cut that ████ off ████ it dude you think that would affect his his hockey stick that's true only he knows man he probably strong if you guys had to cut off a finger which one would you do probably pinky have pinky 100% just the thumb that's one of the most useful though it just can't be the opposable thumb that's if you take
4:12 out your middle finger then you could have like a ninja turtle hand kind of you know cuz hey dude you know at the liquor store have you been to that liquor store that we went to yesterday no these are the most important hey go today okay the guy who serves you is one of those dudes that only has like um it looks like two fingers like oh he's got like penguin hands Adventure we're going to go check it out these are honestly the most important so he got Lobster ones you you could lose these two and it's not that important these are the very these are your Strongest Ones for sure I think I need a pinky I think I think you need a pinky too you want all pinky I I'm I'm down with the two in the pink and one in the stink hey you know when people they drink they drink a cup of water or something or like a tea and they put their pinky up do you guys know what that is originating from it's cuz you don't need it it's from being a snob so snob right snob British people what is it from no they just like it's like
5:02 classy when they ████ they drink tea does Hannah do that when she drinks tea Hannah does that ████ huh n she ghetto s though right yeah she's she's a coal miner stock that's right that's right a she a SCA she's working class yeah she drinks developed freckles cuz she's never in the sun she's always in the freaking caves she does think she could develop freckles that's crazy she doesn't think that she's that kind of redhead to that wrong so uh this guy says when you've spent a lifetime of choice and sacrifice to come and compete at the highest level like I think it's the easiest I understand yeah that's pretty that's pretty tight plus Olympics is like the highest level and if you are at that age where this is like the last time you could do it that moment is more important than like you might walk the rest of your life being like I could have lost this finger and just like had that one more chance right versus like I
5:52 needed my pinky I don't know but especially if he says he's not going to have function in it get rid of it dude well there's a chance you get your your finger back cooler story though right like you're missing it's a great story it's a great story until your son buys you gloves for Christmas like ah doesn't fit hurtful it's hurtful yeah that's when it all goes to ████ that's when you put a gun in your mouth right you know it never fits right you that every time you put the glove on there one that always falls down yeah you always have to call it out is is Olympic hockey the top place to be versus like the NHL or something yeah I don't know I don't know about that good question I know Australians play hockey like that is that a popular Australian sport hockey cuz yeah if you ask most basketball players would rather the insane NBA career insane Olympic
6:42 basketball career like NBA I'll sit it out I'll sit out the Olympics money it's all about the money there or what about insane Olympic career and like or really really average NBA career probably really average NBA career honestly yeah man cu make couple mil yeah yeah okay really insane Olympic career or you're benched but you got a ring and you never played in that series what ring like a Olympic ring no no no like a like NBA Finals ring got a championship ring but you never played I would talk so much you're like basically a towel boy that was on that frame oh my God where's your ring I was like Robert AR right the right place the right time three times still killed it game four three-pointer Legend You're Talking scalabrini Dude where's your mark he could talk that say that ████ to
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