0:00 So, we were sitting here talking with Raina and then we got into the subject of Gooning Games and then me and Joe got really enthusiastic remembering how much hentai games we used to play and then Raina said she writes erotica. What? >> Yes. So, I think with that character I felt offended when I saw that because what they were making I'd never heard about it and I was like I have been doing this ████ for years. >> Oh, so in the game you were playing what's the name of that game? >> Love empty space. I No, I didn't play it. I didn't know about the game. And so when I found out about the game, I was like, [snorts] I've been doing this for a long time. So that's why I guess that's why it didn't appeal to me because when I played the game, I was like, I can write ████ better than this. >> And then you just started making your own erotica in game form or just novel? >> No, I've actually um I've already written erotic. I've actually had guys ask me to write specific scenarios and I
0:50 would write it for them and they would pay me. >> When did you start writing erotic? >> Ever since I was a kid. I was a horny kid. a kid. >> Oh ████ >> What the? >> Like how old? >> Like four star 14. >> 14. >> I have a very graphic mind. >> Well, what age were you playing anti games? Freaking sicko. >> Probably younger. >> Yeah, like whenever I was Yeah. Download them. 13. 14. Yeah. >> Wow. Okay. So, what kind of erotica do you write? >> Anything. It It depends. Anything. I I've that's why I say like whatever you say is not going to phase me cuz I've seen like the scenarios of a lot of different kinks and like whatever people want to be in situations. What What are your uh opinions about AI? >> AI erotica? >> No, AI just in general. >> I use it all the time, but like I didn't realize how so many people are mad about
1:40 like using it. >> I think I think it's a way you can like um branch out more creativeness just it's kind of like a database for me, right? cuz I'm so creative. I need somewhere to like input all of this. >> So it and having a visual like I remember in like I told you I'm trying to make my own anime. I remember in high school I would be drawing out all these characters over and over and over. It so tedious. But now it's making it a lot easier for me when I use AI to like input it and just save these so I can move on to the next part of my story. Yeah, >> I actually made a separate YouTube channel that just is thirst about the character cuz like some of the guys I've been writing, I made them like thirst videos for more Goon material for women and they've been liking it. >> Really? Okay. >> When you when you write these eroticas, what's the average dick size of these guys? >> I don't write explicit like that. I feel
2:31 like something explicit like that is >> I'm not a good writer. Huh? >> Is it like a romance novel? >> I'm [laughter] not a good writer >> because those are pretty wild. My anime is not really a romance law. Like it's it's more about um it it's more about the world coming together. >> What is the name of the anime channel? The one that you had. >> Oh, >> is it [snorts] a secret channel? >> I haven't said it. You want to see it? >> Well, I was just going to put it as a visual behind me. >> Sure. Lucian Vanto. That's my male alter ego. >> Lucien. >> Lucian. L U C I E N. >> Uh V A N T O R E. You can you can pick the most sexiest video if you want to see it. >> Okay. Which one's the most sexiest video? >> Uh there's one where he's literally in chains. >> This came from your mind. >> Whoa. Okay. >> Oh, you see it >> here? I'll let you. So that's it, right?
3:24 >> Wow. Lucy. >> Wow. That's >> making a lot. And then there's like different characters and there's different story lines. Go to this actual channel cuz these are the older ones. My newer one. Oh, wow. There's the swimming one. Okay. >> Swimming one. >> You can go to >> Oh, yeah. Do you like swimming, too? >> Oh, yeah. Look at that one. >> Is that your ideal man? >> For girls. I think he's This is for girl Gooners. >> For the ladies. >> Yeah, it he looks like that guy on on House of Dragons. >> Who's that? Which guy? >> I'll make your eyes open. >> I write all these songs, too. So, I actually write up all the lyrics because it's related to my anime. >> Girls girls are DJing. Whoa. Whoa. [laughter] >> Are DJing themselves? >> Oh, yeah. Wow, they're they're dejing. Damn. >> He also has powers. Of course, >> some guys like this stuff, too. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I I've showed some guys about this. >> We'll call We got to call our gay
4:15 friends and ask them if this makes them horny. >> I'm sure that one does. >> That guy's just flexing even though he's sleeping. [laughter] >> That's the part you admire the most. Steph was biting on a ████ sheet like he's he has [laughter] you ever like met somebody in real life that looked so close to a character that you made? >> No. >> Do you like K-pop? >> No. They kind of remind me of a K. >> You don't like K-pop across the board? Like none of it interests you? >> I mean I like CL just because I resembled her and that actually I got very popular because everybody thought at first it was CL doing a fur challenge. >> What? I had blonde hair, you know, like the dark like back when CL was very popular, it looked like CL was doing a photo challenge cuz I had her look and she was my inspiration. >> That was a constant recurring like thing
5:05 that you would see in comments as people would >> Yeah. Yeah. When I have blonde hair and the dark um eyeliner and she was popping at the time. Yeah. So, I resembled her and then I liked her attitude. She, you know, she's badass and um very outspoken. >> Did you ever play like old school hentai games? the kind that mean. >> Did you like uh which ones did you like? >> I I forget the names, but like I've I've tried it and just like this is it's boring to me. >> Oh, it was boring, >> dude. I thought it was so exhilarating. >> Well, I mean, also it's women. I'm not into women, >> but just like the stories like I remember >> the story is like whatever. >> I remember like there was one like there's one called for a 13-year-old brain. >> Yeah. There was like one called Paradise Heights or whatever where you're like you play a guy that had to move into an apartment complex. Every unit has like a different hot girl. >> Whoa. >> And then you're Yeah. You're like navigating all of them obviously want to
5:55 date you. >> That's a dream come true. >> Yeah. Exactly. And I'm like >> I think the one I played was like at school and then he ends up ████ the teacher, the classmates, everybody. >> It might be It might be Three Sisters story. >> Oh, maybe. I don't. >> That was a really good one. >> I was very young. >> How do you like to start off your eroticas? Is there like a certain format? >> It depends on what situation you want. >> Yeah. >> Let's say there's a situation of a guy stuck on a desert. >> It's It's Las Vegas. It's Las Vegas, >> but he's on a road trip to Las Vegas. >> It It really depends on your mood. Are you like romantic right now? Are you feeling dominant? Are you feeling submissive? >> Yeah, he's feeling submissive. >> Submissive. >> He's a sub. >> Yeah. What? [laughter] >> Excellent. >> Isn't it obvious guys like this that are
6:45 so >> Yeah, he likes hot candle wax dripped on his ████ >> I think mine would be my guy is on his way to Las Vegas. He's stuck in Barstow and he pops all four tires and then the tow truck driver comes and it's the hottest girl he's ever seen. >> Wa cool. And >> she's she every time she drips sweat cuz it's so hot. It >> That's a male porno. falls between her titties. It only falls. So even if she's leaned over like this, the sweat drips and it still falls in between her titties. >> Is your wife a dummy mommy? >> What's a dummy mommy? >> Like a tow truck driver that only has sweat fall in between her titties? >> Like is she is she commandeering in bed? >> Do you think a a romance novel would work for men >> if it had a lot of pictures? [laughter]
7:36 >> Like a POP-UP BOOK? >> YEAH. LOTS of pictures and scratch and sniff. [laughter] >> Scratch and sniff. >> Oh, I can scratch and sniff is crazy. >> You can smell ████ >> That's crazy. >> You would enjoy that? >> Me? >> Or Yeah. A scratch and sniff? >> No. >> No. So, my wife wants to make uh graphic, not graphic novels, but like erotic novels. Do you have any advice for her? Um, no. Just keep doing what you're doing and see where it goes. >> She really likes the traditional like Danielle Steel ones, right? >> She reads all of those. >> It's like a person on a horse on the cover always. She tells these some wild stories. Like it's She reads all of them. Yeah. >> But I I when you know how like when
8:26 wives talk sometimes you forget like 90% of what they're saying. >> Jesus, bro. >> Devotion. That's devotion. 90%'s pretty high. Okay, maybe 95. [laughter] I know she's telling me words. It's just sometimes too fast. >> Maybe maybe it's the language barrier, too. >> I don't know. Like, does that happen to you guys when like they'll they'll say a sentence and you you catch that part and then for the rest of it now it's already too fast and you're like if the first three four words comes out and then my brain is like ████ then it just turns into >> [laughter] >> Wait, what's the thing that makes you go ████ >> If it's like, uh, hey babe, later can you make sure you [laughter] >> already? What if it's important?
9:17 >> I know it's not cuz the first three or four words didn't already didn't hit my algo. >> I [laughter] know it's not. >> It has to hit my algo like right away. I think I think women are so wired to remember story like really well. Like we like stories too, but like we're are the way we tell ████ is like general. Went to store, got stuff, came back. >> Yep. >> Rose would still describe everything. >> Imagine you summarizing an erotica that you read. [laughter] >> Saw a girl ████ >> Yeah, that's accurate. What was that? >> I don't know. It was a good story. They were ████ in college. That's it. [laughter] >> Your material's wasted on this guy. [laughter] >> I'm going to pitch you an idea because I've been workshopping this for quite
10:08 some time. All right. So, like you guys know in movies, every single time there's a love scene, right? It's like they build this ████ up, finally they get together, and then maybe you'll see a titty or whatever, and it fades. That s███'s ████ I think they should go straight into some ████ like we should watch, we should have porn and movies put together. You have a good story. It's like hentai. Good ████ story. And then the payoff is the ████ I love them so much. And it's so so good. And then you ████ they not and then they go back to the story. >> So you think the Titanic should have had that? >> 100%. >> Instead of the steaming windows, you should have it should have shown full frontal >> everything. Everything that's What do you guys think? You don't think that would take away from the I don't know
10:59 the delicate story? I >> don't think explicit is for everybody. It's so appalling. >> You would like you would like Titanic more if it had a hardcore sex scene. I think what he's talking about it's like you know like imagine you you watch uh Hong Kong action cinema, right? Yes. >> So, two guys, you know, they're arch rivals or whatever, when they meet, they're going to have like a 5minute fight scene. >> Yes. >> It would suck if they if they edited it like uh like >> cuz that's not a fight scene. >> No, no, no, no, no. But like if they edit it the way like sex scenes are, it would be a guy a guy, I hate you, I hate you, cut to one guy already knocked out, [laughter] right? They don't even show the knocked out. That's the come. So, it's what? It's I hate you, I hate you, and then the swords go ding and then you cut and then the scene's already over and then the war was finished.
11:49 >> Cuz American American sex scenes are they kiss cut to two people naked in a blanket like >> like that you you knew >> and then the girl puts the sheet around her body and goes to the bathroom. >> Yeah, like that. But then he wants it where the whole then you have Hong Kong action cinema >> where the guy's like busted and it's like slow motion. >> You worked so hard to get each other and then we don't even see any of it. >> But then what would that movie be rated? [snorts] >> Experimental. [laughter] >> It would be rated good. That's what I'm saying. [laughter] >> Rated good. Rated G for good. But as a as a erotica writer, what do you think? Imagine this guy. Game of Thrones. >> Game of Thrones, right? Full like full
12:39 Game of Thrones. So, you're saying it would be a ripoff to see someone like this and not get the full juice out of this, right? >> Oh, and then she's riding his dick. She's so hot. And then, >> but like I as a fan, I would I would be like I feel like dude, I went through like 10 seasons. You guys finally get together. I feel like I'm a part of this relationship, too, but I don't get to see. >> So, I guess it's kind of similar to HBO shows, right? Because a lot of HBO shows show a little bit like Game of Thrones does. >> Yeah. I mean, yeah. Like, but it's it's >> But you want even more than that? >> I'm not I don't see penetration. It's whack. Like when Daenerius was getting boned by ████ Jason Mimoa. You want to see like everything? Everything. Hell yeah. That's the payoff. I want to see her ████ get cream pied. What? And
13:29 then the actual cream pie. Oh, >> what do you think? What do you think about that? >> This is just porno. >> Yeah. I'm just saying I feel like unsatisfied. But I think Okay. I think the combination is what makes it good cuz pornos lacking a good story and the actors >> and movies lacking >> porn. So you want like AAA cinema with like top quality porn and that's your heaven. >> You know what he's You ever been to like a steakhouse and the sides are really good too? >> Y >> that's what he's talking about. You don't go why are the sides so good? The sides are as good as the steak. >> I Okay, I I I see what you're saying but then like I don't think they can show that in the others. >> That's why I'm saying let's do something next level. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> You guys with me? >> I am. No, but like people are going to
14:20 be gooning in the movie theaters. >> Some people are gooning already in there. >> No, I know. But then now this is like very just like >> All right, we'll just release direct to Netflix. >> Yeah, we'll just release We'll only show it at Chubby Cattle. >> Chubby Cattle. >> It'll be a Chubby World exclusive. >> Why? Why hot pot? [laughter]
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