0:00 Welcome back to a good old bootlicking episode. Bootlicking boys. Who's bootlicking? I'm bootlicking. Just cuz Sub came out about some interesting stuff. Come on man. Why you got Why you got to do that ████ I'm sucking I'm having your back. ████ you Steve. Why is he doing that ████ Tell him you got groomed. Say that to him. Yeah, you know what? You got groomed. Go let's go boy. Yeah. It doesn't work like that. Yeah. It doesn't work like that. Just like Anthony said I got three abortions. Hey, scale of one to 10 for each of you guys, okay? Okay. I wonder does a scale Scale of one to 10 how much do you trust the police? What do you mean by trust? Interesting. Okay. I'll tell you this. Depends on my
0:50 experience with said cop. And they're like, "Hey." All right, think How about this? If the FBI came, I'd be like, "Give me a lawyer. ████ you guys." Yep, exactly. No matter what before you even know why they're here. Yep. It depends what it is. What is it? Is it a traffic stop? Is it What is it? Everything all together in general. FBI in general, 0%. Okay. How about like just LAPD or just cops? I think the more I know is crazy. I think most cops just want to do their job and go home, right? They're not like trying their best to kill you. But there's there's enough douchebag cops that I'm like Dude, I just Recently, have you seen that one where he was like, "Stop. No. Hands up. Down. Go up." And then they're like, "I don't get it." And then he's crawling and he just Yeah, they popped him on the ground. I saw that one. Shot a guy on
1:40 the ground? Yep. While he was army crawling. So tell So before you explain, say your number and then explain why. What's the number for My number is like 50%. That's like A straight five. Straight I I agree with straight five. I'd say 50/50, too. Because it's like I know I could be chummy with cops to get like on the good side a little bit. Yeah. But then again, there's that other 50% where you get a situation where they're like they're freaking out. They may not be communicating to them properly and something can go wrong. Like you just never know. Yeah, I don't even know if it's like a cop or any like it's just a human being and it's 50/50 and then depending on how they act in the moment, it rather goes one way or the other. Exactly. So like as you communicate, you can kind of adjust that 50/50. Just imagine you're filling out a cop form. Let's say you're filling out a form and it's like one to 10 and they ask you how
2:32 much do you trust cops? I'll tell you this. I watched too many interrogation videos of cop being chummy, fake chummy. Yeah. I don't buy any of it. That's why I'm like, "Give me my lawyer. I'm not saying s███." If I committed a crime, it's 100% zero. I'm not trusting ████ nobody. If I know I'm guilty of something, I'm ████ I'm taking it to the grave with me and my boys. Trust in what context? No, I mean like I like as a from all of your life experiences added up until now, where's your trust level? Not not like what you see on TV, what you see in videos. Just from your own interactions with police, where does it stand right now? Not great. I have I have two. It's not good. It's not good on my end, either. From experience that I would Mostly bad. Four out of Mostly bad. So you're like a three or two? Yeah, but I also I know people who truly
3:22 um like my hair stylist, her husband's a cop and he's truly in it to help people. Yeah. Like he There are those cops 100% um Yeah. So But does he balance the other one? Yeah, well if I had to only base it off of my experiences of mostly just incompetence I I would score pretty low. Um but then knowing people within arms reach and knowing that they do do a good job Yeah. By the way, the good cops know better than all of us how bad cops can be. Yes. Absolutely. You know what I mean? A lot of them end up leaving cuz they're just like, "I can't be a part of this ████ no more." Yeah, it's it's tough. You can't trust your partner and ████ you know? Like in life or death situations, like that's the other thing, too, is like you might act correct, but then your partner might completely ████ it up. Yep. Yeah.
4:13 Remember that video where the lady the old lady got shot in her house, the old black lady got shot in her house? The one with the with the pot? Yeah. And then she was like, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry." She pulls the guy pulls out a gun and she's like, "I'm sorry." She stands down and then he just blasts her. And then the guy who has the body cam recording, he's like, "Yo, what the ████ are you doing?" You know what I mean? Like that moment is like, "Whoa." That's a crazy thing you have to experience. I saw one recently where a guy credit carded some lady. Like and again, it's a body cam but like yeah, one guy like he goes up to this chick and he like credit cards her. What the cop does? Oh, I seen that one. Did he go ching ching? Yeah, ching ching. And then immediately the other cop was like, "Hey, stand the ████ over there, brother. What the ████ is wrong with you?" call me like he said, "Yo, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop." Stop that guy. He was the one on the side. What are you doing, brother?
5:04 And I guess he didn't As soon as the arrest I guess he didn't say brother as well. Wait, he just did it for fun? No, he was like searching for weapons, but he was not a trained cop. He's supposed to use the back of his hand, but he went he credit carded this guy, right? Also, you're realistically, you're supposed to have a girl cop. Can't you ask Can't you request a female officer when if you're a girl? No, that's mandatory. Oh, they have to. It's a thing. Unless unless it's like Also, the cop has to call for a female officer to come to the scene. Especially out here in California, it has to be a girl cop. So yeah, so so that's why it wasn't protocol and then the guy the the body cam cop immediately apologizes and he like explains the situation. But stuff like that I'm like, "Dude, cops are wild, bro." But see, that's good cuz like the bad cop had the good cop check him immediately. So that gives me a little bit of faith, a little boosty. But also probably let her you know, let her go because of that ████ to avoid a
5:55 lawsuit. But also I think like every city has different cop culture. Like I know a lot of HPD Honolulu Police Department guys and they're ████ cool people. Yeah, they're hella cool, yeah. And like so like something that would happen on the mainland, right? Like where let's say protocol here is like to blast them. Yeah. That's textbook. Uh-huh. And guy with a knife guy with a knife like standing in the dude street they don't pull their gun out. They're not going to shoot that guy? Nope. Very very like that's the last last resort. Like they would ████ resort to judo and all this other ████ Yeah, but he's got a knife, dude. Hey, but all the Why would you not situation, but they would be so many comments where where they do show the cops too. Like dude, if that was a mainland, they would have been smoked already. Right off the bat. They would just grab They like they just
6:46 I think like their policing is a little bit more old school. Um They're more community based type. You just don't see people being trigger happy. Yeah. It's the aloha spirit, dude. I think that's what it is. I have to play it like that. I think it's a big And then the cops the I don't think I thought you shot gunned the guy with my bad, dude. I'll ████ stop. think their cops is like aggressive and like macho. Like they're just more By the way, nobody talks about this. Roided. Yeah. Oh, that's another one, too. That's their onset of like crazy. It's an epidemic in the police force. Really? Yes. Holy ████ Too many nose. Cuz I've had experiences where I got pulled over gave like ticketed all this stuff and um Yeah, there's no like like like I'm a ████ macho cowboy. What the ████ are you doing? None of that. But imagine actually being a cop
7:38 and every day you're pulling people over and every time you pull somebody over, they could just shoot you through the door. You don't know. Which makes sense. Right. So then I get also why some cops are roided out and all this stuff and they take medications or whatever cuz holy ████ what a crazy job. My my biggest concern is how little training they have um Yeah. one going into it and two the upkeep of training when they're actually a cop. That's the biggest issue, for sure. How very few of them it's up to them to upkeep their own training. That's the wild part, I think. And that's the wild part. I think if we actually uh didn't defund the police and actually gave them the proper training throughout their career um and stress courses, it would help alleviate a lot of these problems. I'll get it. You're a white lady. You should be saying defund the police. You're right. Yeah. So like yeah.
8:29 Basically cut all of that. But her hair's not blue. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's red, so she's the opposite side. It's red. She's a patriot. It is really crazy. It's still crazy to see those videos where cops can't chase somebody. Or just like two cops can't take one guy down. That's a When I see these videos, I lose my ████ mind. I'm like, "Brother, like there's two of you guys." Yeah. And you can't restrain one guy. That was That was Oakland. Or unfit cops. Yeah. Like that's a big How fast can you run a mile? Like for real. For real, there should be a standard. What's the standard? Uh the standard is depending on the age and you have to be under 10 to 11 minutes. But that's when you first get into the That's when you first get into the police academy, right? But not all departments have that. No, no, not all, but LAPD we were talking about. LAPD's 1.5 under 14 I mean under 11 Cuz sometimes I look at cops all the time, not well, actually all the time. I go, "I could beat you in a race, bro."
9:20 If you were to chase after me, dude, I'm sprinting until I roll my ankle. But you know when we had Mr. Aram here Yeah. he's taught me so much about the cop world that I didn't really know and one of them is there's no standard nationwide procedure for a lot of things. So like that's why you get super you know, mall cop level Rambos that are like, "What are you doing?" And then you have these like highly trained military level guys all mixed up because like he's like, "If you go to like some podunk town population small so like they don't even have hella people on a wait list ready to go. It's just like Uncle John that's like he's the only cop in town. Yeah. Or whatever, right? And then so and then so many people don't have You know, crime is a disease meets the
10:11 cure. Right? He's like I'm the cure to crime, brother. So if they don't have the training, then they just freaked out. Like they never had seen action. They don't know what to do. So they just cuz I show them videos of like, "Hey, is this protocol? I saw a guy ████ come in and jump kick a lady and s███." And I'm like, "Is that Is that cop s███?" No, that's Double Dragon. Asian cop, right? Who ran up and ████ jump kicked the lady and she wasn't even resisting arrest or anything? Damn. Yeah, that's escalation. When you play Ninja Turtles, that's hitting A and B at the same time. Hey, yo, who knows who knows what Takes a little bit of your life away. Who knows what these cops are going through when they make those decisions, right? Like they could be they could be 10 12 hours in and then there's there they're chugging C4s and Oh, yeah. They're ████ sleep deprived. They're something going on at
11:01 the house. He can't be there cuz he has to be on shift. So to see a lady saying, "No, I don't want to get on the ground." He's like, "Just get on the You know, you run towards him. Get on the ████ boom, double leg her. Get on the ████ ground. It's my last hour." The amount of people that don't listen to cops is kind of crazy. Yeah, that too. That's crazy. That's too full. Like for example The situation Let me see your hands. They keep putting their hands down. I'm like, "Bro, just Keep your hands up and then talk your ████ Like when the Burbank PD thought I stole a car. You know what I mean? Like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you could have died that day if you were just being an ████ Exactly. To make mistakes like that kind of blows my mind too. You know, I'm just like, "Yo, how you got the VIN number wrong?" Well, that's Well, that's crazy because when I was reporting my car stolen to the guy at the desk and I'm you know, he's jotting my information down. I'm telling him very slowly, very precisely.
11:54 And then he goes, "Okay, cool. Check this. Make sure it's all good." Five of the numbers were wrong. Yeah. Like, "You know what? Give me a new sheet. I will do your job for you." God damn. That's an incompetence right there. Five of the ████ Five of the ████ numbers were wrong. "Sorry, I'm dyslexic." I'm like, "That's more than half of my I got three of them. These sevens look like fours. You might have You might have made a better car though out of those those VIN numbers. The LA LAPD though is one of the most hated departments. Yeah. From all over the world. Why do the other departments hate them? By other That's because of the news. Why do other departments hate them though? No, it's so it's just talk of the show. They're always in trouble for making insane mistakes. Oh, so they just make other cops look bad? Yeah, cuz like more I tried to join LAPD, everyone keeps telling me sense because like how many cops do they need? They need a lot, like tens of thousands, right? Wait to give you more mistakes. It's a
12:45 fact. It's a statistical issue. Yeah, so And and the news talking about something makes them look bad even though and they should look bad, but like that is why it perpetuates that whole thing. And since the Rampart scandal especially, like and Rodney King and all that. Yeah, I mean like think about it. If your department's only 20 people and then you can actually run with this group really well, you're going to be You're going to look at a group of 10,000 cops and be like, "Look at those guys always ████ up." Yeah, cuz there's 10,000 of them. But even when we had Arm in here and he's talking about San Bernardino or whatever the ████ He's talking about like we make 200k a year all this ████ You never hear the good stuff. Like that was tight. Yeah, that was really cool. That's a real career path for for good old Subi here. He tried to join El Money. No, yeah, El Money said no because of my past. Oh, Jesus, that's a deep answer, dude. When I was 20 years
13:36 old, they said they didn't like the the Because of the grooming? No, the coke stuff. The coke stuff and the grooming? I was I had to be honest because I was honest with LAPD, so they got to follow that record. Yeah, like different departments have different rules like that cuz some will be like, "Oh, you did coke and it was 20 years ago. It's okay. Yeah." Amante said Amante said Amante like he doesn't The The department wouldn't care, but it's the it's the the city. The city? The city has say of your your paperwork. And then they can approve it and then I want to say the city won't let them hire you, basically. So I guess that's what happened and then LAPD said right now you're on soft deny because of your credit. But Amante didn't care about debt I mean your Right, there's Isn't that crazy how different cities and departments have different things they emphasize and then they're like cuz some don't care about drug use while others are like, "Nah,
14:26 dude, that's way too much." Yeah. I mean, I'm not So I'm not I don't care. I'm not mad at any one of them. It's just like, "Come on, dude. Let me in. Let me go past." should be a set standard though. What's your credit score, brother? Uh, I don't know. It's ass. That's all I know. You should have checked it before you went in. We're talking about medical stuff. He's like, "Just don't pay that s███." That's That's That's not why. That's not why. It's cuz It's cuz my mom opened up a bunch back in the day and then we ended up using it and then we're just like, "F███ it's hard to I've been there, dude. My ex did that ████ to my ████ credit. Cuz that ████ fall off in seven. Oh, but this ████ this ████ bought like 10 Josh Groban albums in the same day. Racked up like $350 in my Yeah, yeah, dude. In one day. That's just one day, by the way. Oh, yeah, my ex she ████ put me in a hole. It was
15:16 like 15 Gs. Well, cuz I I was very I was very stupid. I gave her a credit card and I was like that this will help you with college stuff. And then I was putting her through college in that way and that was really stupid of me. And then so then she racked up this huge bill and then I end up looking at it one day and I was like, "Who the ████ buys $450 of Josh Groban in one day?" And that's not a bit. No, not a bit. Josh Groban? It wasn't just Josh Groban, but that was one of the names I remember cuz I don't like Josh Groban. I was like, "Oh, that's that's bought by me, technically. I supported this?" That sucks. But then I was like, "But who buys music even?" I was like, "You I've been LimeWiring for like 10 years." Do you know about this? Right. So then Yeah, so then it all came to a head and then one day she had me on her podcast cuz um she's like ████ the guy who made Rick and Morty and and she married him for a
16:06 little bit and then we talked about that and she's like, "You want me to pay you back?" And I was too prideful to say yeah. I was like, "Nah, I'm good. I'm chilling, b████." But yeah, she set my credit back for a minute. Wow. ████ ████ Yeah. Wow. 15 Gs off that. Oh, dude. Josh Groban? Yeah, all that ████ That was just an extreme example. What else probably This ████ would buy glue and stuff. She's buying crafts and ████ Yeah. Elmer's glue? All kinds of weird ████ that I would never buy. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know all the cool jobs that you can have in policing that I found out after when my friends became cops. Yeah. After I was like, "Whoa, there's so many cool jobs." Cuz all I thought was a cop is a guy that patrols the streets and then you have a detective. That's all I knew. I didn't know about the forensic stuff.
16:57 I didn't know about like the detectives that go strictly for like like people that have warrants and then they have to find them or like guys that specialize in certain type of crimes. And I was like, "Dude, that's so cool." I still am curious what type of person wants to be an internal affairs officer. Same. Cuz that's like the mega snitch of the snitches. Yeah, that's probably exactly what it is, right? It's just opportunity and they're like, "Oh, it's a higher position and the money." They're like, "Oh, it's money's nice. I'll I'll take it. I'll take the job." Some cops are just trying to get revenge on stuff that happened to them. Like Subi wants to be a cop so he can get revenge on the groomers who took advantage That's the final arc. And I think that's ████ tight. That's beautiful. Wow. What's up? Like that's what's up. Another catch-up. All right, thanks.
17:47 GG. I didn't know all the cool jobs that you can have in policing that I found out after when my friends became cops. Yeah. After I was like, "Whoa, there's so many cool jobs." Cuz all I thought was a cop is a guy that patrols the streets and then you have a detective. That's all I
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