0:00 it's a big family secret not only is she a dumpster she she's a she's a cousin I'm I'm telling it [Music] right hello and uh check this out a woman from Washington 62 years old has been granted a court permission to extract sperm from her dead husband what wait how how does the science of that work so the the husband is freshly dead he's been dead now but his ball sacks are still freshly dead that they can go through a court Judiciary System enough oh yeah doesn't it take time yeah or like do they just keep them in the fridge or something what the so they fridged them pretty good yeah they put him in the freezer they put him in the a meat freezer why didn't she save his C prior
0:51 to that if she wanted it so bad she could have just and then well that's why her husband died he's like why even live you know oh she wasn't sucking a m no no maybe he died of something that just happened real fast so that is what happened what does she want his jizz for I think so she wants she's 6 something I think a surrogate is going to handle her baby with IV so that's not fair cuz the baby's going to be like 5 years old and she's dead interesting wow so she shouldn't she doesn't have a right pessimism Jes I'm with you she has a right but not she's not being realistic check this out so she um they lost two kids together oh and then her husband dies and she wants a piece of him alive I understand now imagine right you know we don't live in this world like we think our wives are ████ and stuff
1:41 but imagine imagine if we if we if we had liked them then it's oh we want to make another one of them right why is she wait so long well that's a good question she's 62 I think it's because he died cuz he died suddenly right at the couple's home in Western Australia but if she's 62 how old was he like is 751 he was 61 yeah he he married an old lady and that's maybe what killed him as what scientists cuz she you know she she was b███████ about stuff all the time huh he married a way the older they are the more they complain I know I'm telling you I'm telling you and and so the woman has permission now to use his sperm in order to whose body's being stored at but she don't even got no eggs anymore yeah where she got the eggs she might have egg she doesn't yeah she it's just
2:33 run egg fu so she had been told by a fertility expert she's too old to have a kid but testing of her husband's sperm deemed it suitable for IVF and so A A 42-year-old woman no yeah 42 there there's precedent to this like they're going to donate a a no no no no in 2018 A 42-year-old woman in Perth won the right to take her dead partner Frozen c as long as she worked for it oh yeah by Court then she was allowed to have the have the C yeah Jack out her 53-year-old husband sperm was extracted after his death oh my God through hard work yeah so then it's a little bit elbow grease yeah so then this woman used that case as a precedent to get the ████ out of her husband's Ball but she's 42 as a precedent I didn't know the 42-year-old was the precedent case this one's 62 this 62 no I'm saying like it makes more
3:25 sense for A 42-year-old to actually do it even though that is kind of like yeah like you're playing with dead Waters she going to use her own eggs it doesn't say it's just that she's going to use it like IV I don't think you got eggs at 62 no way you go through mental paws like at what 50 something but maybe you're real lucky I don't think so if you shake them hard enough maybe it one to come out there's she can't carry a 62 that's dangerous as ████ probably yeah do you think maybe she's already I mean if they got this dude if they got this dude in a meat freezer maybe she's already taking her eggs out and extracted him and put them we don't say no to people anymore there it is we don't tell them no there it is we don't say hey you know what maybe we should let the dead no Ni no dude I think that's that's so selfish the woman has a cousin who's in her 20s okay then give that to her who agreed to
4:15 do the sergus okay I'm done with that well there's a difference between Ser I'll be she said I'll be your cdom that's the quote I'll be your cdom is it just sergy but also her egg yeah yeah but she's mostly the just the come down though I used to think that you could only do this if there was like a pre-existing agreement that okay after I die you can do this but that's crazy that she just cited a precedent so the judge also said um she had no reason to believe the woman's husband would have objected to the removal of his sperm body after his death well what I'm wondering is all right the ████ dumpster right she's in her 20s yeah she's a big old ████ dump and then she's a massive wide receiver she's taking it in all right she's going to pop this bab four tons of ████ br and so the mother by this time is going to be like 63 right and then the let's
5:06 say she makes it into her 80s so what is that the kid's going to die I mean the I mean the kid's going to have to watch their mom die like in her teens yeah early on yeah that sucks sucks and then now the the ████ dumpster couldn't build her own family cuz now she had ████ co- parenting rights telling you right I don't know if this attempted mom cares about that it's selfish yeah I think she just wants to have a kid it's so selfish or do they want to have a kid to people don't think about the long game they don't think about like what happens in the next like 5 years or 10 years maybe maybe that's what they want it for to maybe that's want their immediate satisfaction dude imagine you're 60 say she's 60 say she's 70 and she has a ████ 8 year-old what's the math on that what probably like 78 say she's 62
5:57 say she's 62 cuz she is in this oh she's 62 too right dude you're going to be 70 years old dealing with a ████ little kid an 8-year-old you ain't got the energy bro what bro you you put him in a little velcro suit you Chuck them on the wall okay what if they're Millionaires and they just want all their money to go to their next get a butler I guess you better be a ████ millionaire for this brother no no no but you want it to look like your ex you want it to be your actual yeah you love this person I hope this lady's very she obviously is cuz she's getting a surg yeah I mean if they if they have family as a surrogate like blood that's already close enough that they would be willing to do something like that there must be some sort of network that they feel they can pass the I'm just trying to think about like being the kid and then being like that's not fair how come my mom is older than your grandma you think that's a good reason to have a kid though yeah but you do that as a kid but as an adult you'd be like well at least I'm a ████ live like yeah yeah that's true and and I
6:49 have millions cuz we're all assuming they're rich but then the worst thing is one day you find out that this lady who was part of like you know bringing you into this world is a ████ ████ dumpster no no the cousin is that was your nickname but she's the Sur mom so she brought you to this world yeah but she's not the mom I think finding that out would be it's a huge family it's a big family secret not only is she a ████ dumpster she she's a she's a cousin ████ I'm I'm telling right but to the kid some things you don't do to the kid it's not even a cousin it's like a or or it's not even Auntie it's like a second cousin to the kid yeah comp that's you know if you're raising the North though this is really found upon dude you grow in someone's womb yeah that's your mom kind of exactly what you think but thankfully they're in Australia that's technically the South so or they're just your safety deposit box because you're
7:40 trying to just get millions I mean still I think the millions is a huge variable that we're not consider it's just good just to stick to just looking at pictures yeah bro cuz this like dude memories he pass like let him let him be put cloud what about on the flip side if they're poor do you think it's it's thinks they shouldn't be a or no dude that's what Nick was saying and I was just trying to Harbor a envir they got no money Bigg or no right so if they could afford it it's like he's like we don't say no to anybody big no I still think if you're balling I still think it's a hard no yeah say no anybody so so Anthony's like if they're balling let them have it if they're broke nope yeah I didn't say that Nick all I know is Nick said we don't say no anybody but hard no yeah yeah you lose your brains when you're ████ 75 years old the chances of a good situation coming out
8:30 of this is low man everything has to go perfect but also there are kids being born under worse circumstances every day and you're forgetting about that's true people's dreams so now that you guys dug yourself in all kind of all kinds of holes but some people have bad dreams now I get to elevate myself ahead of this and be better than JK and like everyone's like oh what a hero hey what if I that's what will happen what if as a 58 person I would tell you guys all the time and I believe this in my truest hearts of Hearts like I'm going to the NBA like I'm going to the league I practice every single ████ day at some point in time you guys would be like hey Nick like just let it go no I'm going to keep telling you Mugsy bgs and Spud Web did it if you're my true boys you guys would tell me like give it up dude Mugsy bugs if I even Mugsy bugs is like isn't he like 57 do what you what do you do and he dunks cuz we paid him cuz we paid him on yeah we're like hey Mugsy like you
9:21 know short here comes that ey and I I'm like I think I'm going to do this you guys hey heard it's your birthday I heard your ears are kind of ████ up and like you know I don't I don't think we would we would be such boys I don't think we would discriminate on hype we would watch the ████ tapes we watch the footage but that's what I mean is like you see me do that you wouldn't tell me like yeah that's a bad dream as a homie I'd ████ pay off the clippers to put you on the game and bench you some people real homie yeah that's true hey Clippers is doing good you can't pay them off anymore they got their own stadium they're doing way better the Lakers I won't be able to get I'll get the WNBA not that works and then Nick can play for them yeah yeah but know some people some people's dreams are are bad dreams so check this out like Jeffrey D's pretty bad is this a bad dream so um the couple for years regular regularly
10:12 discussed having another kid after the 29-year-old daughter drowned in a 2013 fishing trip Nick right you want me to tell you what I really think and then they had a 30-year-old son who died in a 2019 car accident they're dying at late ages exactly so then U the had been married for 40 years the woman uh told the court her and her husband had discussed having an overseas surate care of the kid using the man's sperm so that's how they convinced the judge it was all Gucci after that here's the question from the devil though should couples who consistently have children die be advised to have more children I think there's there's an argument if they're purely accidents when they're already adults cuz their children the children are dying their children are dying but they're not children they're adult an accident wait do they have grandchildren from those children cuz a Sur yeah isn't
11:04 that enough do they have grandchildren or no the 29 and the 30-year-old they they what a Nick question thing he s me too long what Precinct do they vote and how does a Jerry mandering work in Australia hey now that they're out of the population does that affect Jerry B ring in the ████ yeah in the localities yeah okay dick what degree do they keep their fridge T at all right that's not funny I didn't like that one how the pleats oh ████ what do you got Bart no I just going to ask if his trousers were pleated or not they're actually coroy all right you can get up you're [Laughter] [Music]
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