0:09 can you like grab a boob or something or is that kind of weird [Music] so if you guys remember we have spoken before about DeSean Watson oh yeah Brown's quarterback who was likes to get jerked off you used to get jerked off by massage ladies but he all he's a little aggressive with it special endings yeah but he was like sexually assaulted they didn't want to do it exactly Okay and like he was like thrusting his dick up and like like like while they're trying to massage around him he's like ████ putting this dick up I'm like I'm actually that's actually what he was doing yellow stoning wait so they call it yeah because you're like a geyser trying to yeah you're trying to Yellowstone your ████ up like you missed the spot you missed the spot that one that's the tournament Kaiser at
1:00 least oh I see yeah yeah in a medical field that's the term at geyser at least wow so he went to these massage places that are legit like Massage Envy and then you would be trying to get jacked off he would have he would do he would go to places and then sometimes he would have women come to his place but the whole thing is like there's like 25 of them and they're all like hey this was ████ up like what you were doing in there was ████ up why did he just get actual professionals yeah because the thrill isn't there oh making them do something they don't want did some of these women end up doing it uh yeah they were they were forced they felt they were forced to and they were under duress during the situation so they successfully sued him in open court they settled out and and then now there's there's still going to be um there's the one who's pursuing
1:50 criminal charges but all the other criminal charges were were dismissed why also they so they settled well they settled civilly and then yeah there's criminal charges part was dismissed so no criminal but civil yeah but there's maybe another criminal um charge oh wow being put into process do they say like there's a reason why some of the criminal charges were dropped like most of them that's the prosecutor's office isn't it it's like a lack of evidence they don't have usually when people want to go civil it's because they don't have anything that will stick in criminal or maybe they want more money like in in criminal case it's just like it's it's you against like the law and then like or the your acute the accused yeah did they did they break the law and then do they get jail time and ████ like that yeah yeah so the NFL suspended him for like over 10 games
2:42 and he's about to start his first game this Sunday against the Houston Texans so this will be his first time playing football in like two years whoa hey at least it you know it it's a happy ending for him hey plus three dude well he's on the Browns yeah he's LeBron do you think he's gonna do pretty well I don't know because nobody's seen him throw a ball I haven't seen him don't do anything in here has he been practicing he's been back at practice for a couple weeks it's been years two years football but he's he's playing his old team so his old team you know is where all this stuff happens oh that's right this is his first game back so a lot of people have accused the NFL of like you kind of Juiced this a little bit you had an 11 game suspension and you you scared they did the math so that when you're yeah because they set the suspension and then
3:32 you scheduled it so that when he's back he's playing his old team that's a good storyline man yeah and so here I am talking about it because it's ████ interesting it is interesting but that's the that's part of like everyone's like come on NFL did you guys do that ████ because I was wondering when you said 10 games in my head I was thinking how do they arise to like how do they arrive to 10 games yeah it was 11. it was above 10 it was 11 games are they losing views no they're killing it they're doing wonderful yeah I mean the Texans are losing fans and the Browns are losing fans actually because of the shot because of DeSean they picked him up right there's some life life for brown fans who are like ████ this team I'm out damn over that because they're getting jacked off well because because it was non-consensual yeah all over the rapiness of it happiness so they're like I don't want to support a team with the race just because you got jacked off didn't he kicked out of the team he didn't because he's playing against his old team right yeah so he's he's on the
4:23 Browns now and they're paying him a ████ ton of money to be there by the way he has like over 100 million dollars guaranteed because at the time of uh all these allegations when he stopped playing was he considered like like top five quarterbacks definitely like a supreme Tower really I didn't know that yeah he was he was above Dak back then Dak Prescott back then I don't understand if he's that good with his hands how come he didn't Jack himself off that's a really interesting point we should look into that yeah if he could ████ do this like a quarterback is really good at doing this he just spiraled the ████ out of his ████ yeah he should ████ me we should throw a football around with all of us yeah we should have Joe teach us all how to throw a football he's just like yeah you gotta hit it by the end like this and then you gotta ████ spin it like that spiral yeah ████ spin so all week you know when you're in when you're gonna play an NFL game the media gets a
5:13 couple Chances with you for like you know to interview pre-game all this stuff so every time they're trying to talk about what happened and interestingly enough the lawyer representing these women civilly has is bringing 10 of them to the game why he got a sweet and he's just bringing them to the game kind of interesting what's the relationship with him or something what what's the thought that we should look into that I think it's kind of I know it's wild right we need to go back to the scene of the Cross do you think it's one of those game plays where it's like the other team's like hey make sure you bring those girls here to ████ with his head kinda to see his downfall or something like that kind of yeah because he might suck at football now because we don't know he hasn't played any psychologically missed but if I was one of those chicks I would be like I don't want to go ████ game yeah that's so
6:04 weird even if it was for like a payback thing you know what I mean like if even if I wanted to ████ with his head I'd be like dude I think they've been paid out about it so what the that's weird because if settlements are reached usually there's like stipulations where like okay now that I've paid you you can't talk about this you can't do this I don't want to see you why the ████ are they like so that wasn't in maybe it was his request he's like hey now I pay you guys out uh one condition you have to come back to my comeback game you got to support me yeah right you know what I mean you got to support me so it's like it's all good for the Texas if you're not gonna Jack me up at least come to my game because usually settlements are brokered by lawyers and usually the lawyer is gonna put as much ████ in as possible if you're having to pay them it's like okay we'll pay you but a through z like you can't just
6:54 ████ show up you can't do this you can't like just to you know this is usually a lot he did end up saying like just to be clear you guys aren't going to jack me off anymore because after I pay you does that mean I get a lifetime supply of jacking off he's like what am I pay for exactly he doesn't even know so do I get jacked off first and he's like the Browns gave me 230 million dollars guaranteed so I could buy a lot of handies with that but I don't think I think it's like Ryan was saying I think he likes the um it's they don't know and then he can kind of like tempt them with his first he's like going to Massage Envy and he's all like do you do anything extra and then they're like yeah we do oils hot stone and he goes Hard Rock she's like like uh don't they just throw
7:44 you out when you start saying ████ like that if you're in there and you're like what about that yeah they should water toward you on the spot pour a bucket of water over your head the ones you soak your feet in well the Hard Rock I've heard of I've heard of a dude who uh and I and I I don't think this person's lying but he said he he got a handy at it Massage Envy wow which is really like rare I guess because it's like because they're corporate yeah they're corporate up to the description of the massage therapist exactly in most cases they just look like nurses in a you know it's not very sexy and I'm getting horny it looks like an institution imagine you walk in um it's not very sexy in here it smells good but it doesn't look good start critiquing a little corporate
8:34 what are you gonna do about this literally seeing a lot of skin do you have to wear scrubs no I don't know have you been jerked off in a massage parlor yes yes can I ask do you was it in the United States no do you look pretty sexy can you like grab a boob or something or is that kind of weird I don't know I guess these are really important questions yeah no the logistics of it are fascinating to me yeah you can't really reach oh you can't I don't know so how do you how do you miss you like no no it's like you know how like when they're massaging you they're like is this okay and then you're like oh yeah yeah and for you when you they flip you around and like you're getting they it's like okay and then they're like yes or no right remember that time I got we bought a massage for your birthday oh yeah in Whittier right yeah
9:24 but I was ████ dying because you could kind of hear like at what point everyone is right because they have a pattern and a routine and then so like I think um my massage was kind of coming to an end and then his massage therapist heard it so they did this half-assed job when they were like okay yeah yeah I got a full leg massage and Karen got like yeah okay finished they started after too so but they didn't I don't know it's weird lazy got ripped off huh it's okay I've I've had plenty I had a massage one time and the lady picked up a phone call in the middle this ████ was talking on the phone did she put the phone on your back on speaker she put on my phone she put it on top of my head no she had this
10:14 is a ████ up part that would have been better than what she did she just had one hand oh no I was like yeah she was picking Mandarin and I was like oh this is terrible oh this is like this is an awful massage but anyway listen to this business conversation yeah I did it was it was a good time though what were they talking about I don't know I don't really understand Mandarin if they're speaking Spanish I could pick it up a lot better so the women who are going to the game they they just want to make it uh known that they're still here and that they matter that's the idea yeah it's their choice 10 10 of them are are going to the Sunday game wouldn't it be crazy if they were like dressed like crazy bronze fans with like the ████ helmet and sunglasses like all the ████ shoulder pads and ████ with the spikes with the number one yeah and they just got like towels and lotion and stuff in their heads oh no they're Browns fans
11:05 that's crazy but they love the the defense they don't like the offense they don't like the offensive line or anything like that yeah they're just all defense they shouldn't they watch all the defensive plays they shouldn't love the defense it's pretty good it still boggled my mind that like so many so many of these incidents happen with athletes when there's like so much money on the line and reputation they don't have a ████ person to come in and there's like coaching all of them on how to ████ like conduct yeah do dirty the right way yeah but it's like you're DeSean Watson bro you can't Crush puss wherever you go go to a club are you kidding me these ████ are throwing stuff you should have 230 million dollars guaranteed yeah dude yeah but then it's not fun which I I could see that maybe he likes the the sorry the grapiness but also you're the editor you go ahead yeah whatever you want and leave that one in though it's kind of like people that like the chase
11:55 more than the when you actually get it it's like oh when it comes too easily it's like I don't want it you know yeah maybe that's what it is that's how you feel about grape huh that's how you feel about it no that's how that's what I'm saying that's what he might be he's a quarterback that's who he is so that's probably the same thing where if he was about to throw it and everyone just went go ahead he'd probably be like ████ oh ████ yeah yeah play defense what are you guys doing man he never passes somebody that's open he's like what the ████ going on here man what if he goes and buys his his hand job it's like it's there where's the fun in that for him right is that what it is you know it's kind of sad too maybe it's just porn addiction or something maybe what's kind of sad too is that there's a quarterback named Jacoby Brissette Colts used to have him he's ████ dope he's now the Browns quarterback he's been like stepping in for Deshawn because Deshawn was just was suspended he just like he's
12:47 won a string of games for them he's done good for them he just beat he just won the other night like and nobody thought they were gonna win and as he's getting off the field um he's like emotional because he knows because he gave DeSean so much guaranteed he's not going to be seeing the field again that's whack bro he got ████ over yeah dude because he beat the um creepy there was a good ████ team it was um huh no we're not the ████ they told me you guys were filming it was the bucks he beat the bucks he's still hit me in the Bucks and he used to be on the Patriots too oh ████ what that's crazy you know what you might as well finish it Bart you should be turning the cameras off [Music]
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