0:00 There's times where you're surprised where you're like, "I can't believe I can switch three more positions." It's like playing a racing game and you pick up those timers and like it's like extra time. You're like, "This I have too much time now." It's too much. DUDE, AT 18 18 CHAIRS, MAN. WELCOME BACK TO a episode of Careful Boys with a topic so easy to talk about. Well, how do you feel about Eskimo culture? I love it, Louis. I thought it was the right thing to I think the PC is Inuit. Inuits are the ones that share the same chick? No, it's Eskimo. I can't Inuit. So, Inuit is two dudes the same chick? You got to go Inuit. Yeah. I can't believe anybody lives that
0:50 way and then they find out about the rest of the world and they're like, "I'm staying here." Blows my mind. I was watching this um Inuit influencer and then they they had different kinds of meat. They were chopping it up and then they were dipping it in this black thing and then they were eating it like sashimi. And I was like, "What is that Eskimo sauce?" And they're like, "Soy sauce." It's just soy sauce? Just soy sauce, dude. So, they're like So, they can get the ████ us. They just use soy sauce to dip their raw fish. Was it whale whale blubber or something? It was whale fat. It was like It was a bomb. It looked really good, but they just had like a And they had some frozen pieces. It was like frozen blubber that they chopped. That ████ good. It's like the whale steak you had.
1:40 But I have a feeling we're not talking about the same thing. No, we're talking about that Inuit dome where the Clippers play. Oh, I like that place. It's really cool. I haven't been there yet. In Inuit? Inuit. What, dude? Inuit dome. So, Eskimo culture referring to uh dudes who have shared and partaken of the same intentional though? Are they just like Are they just sharing? Like, "Yo, yo, do it." Or is it like a accidental the idea disturb you or are you like, "Eh." I mean, um, nobody in this room has I'm not Eskimo bro with anybody in this room. Not yet, baby. What? Uh, but if it would be weird if if I was in a room with somebody who had had sex with my wife before. And I would want to know that immediately. Yeah. What if it was the other way
2:30 around? You had sex with someone else's wife before. Is that Which one's weirder? I would immediately tell them. To assert my dominance. To assert my dominance. It's a power move. Hey, just so you know, me and your wife had sex before, so You should probably know that. You should probably know that. By the way, um, I love these sugar-free Red Bulls that you guys got. Only 10 calories, could you believe it? When you guys were like single and like dating, were you like, "I'm going to steer clear from like any girl who's already been with anybody that I know?" That's how I kind of was. Like, if my friend was dating a girl, she would automatically She's like, "That's like sister. You can't even." But could you be like cool with a a dude that has had sex with your girl in the past? Uh, no. Let me think.
3:20 Not not earnestly cool, you know what I mean? I would always have that in the back of my mind. Yeah, I'm not going to go hang with the guy. Yeah, exactly. We're not going to go play arcade games or nothing. Yeah, I'm going to key his car when he's not looking. If it's not If it's not like romance-based, is it Does it gross you out to if you and your friend have both been with the same girl? Not if it's not romance-based. No romance at all. No. I've never had that experience romance-based, but I know like if it happened like just regular like just casual sex and ████ and I find out, it's actually kind of funny. It's kind of like showing up to the party with the same clothes. THEN I'M LIKE, "YO, YOU YEAH, COOL BROTHERS." YEAH, BROTHERS. SURE, BROTHER. KNOW. Like I am talking ████ right now. Like in earnest, if this happened, I would be like Like if it had happened way before I knew I got with the girl, I I don't
4:11 think it would really bother me that that much. Like if it was way before. Mhm. You know, not like recently. I'm Eskimo brothers with Bobby Lee. Really? Yeah, and I asked him about uh what's his name. And he was like, "No, she's amazing." And then he vouched for her. And he goes, "You should try it." And I was like, "Okay." What? Yeah. You should try it. Yeah. She's amazing. I vouched for her. You should try it. It's crazy. can all guess who that is. Pretty pretty quickly. Huh? My dog. Who is it? My dog, dude. Wait, what? We know We know who you're talking about. Woohoo. Huh? When I'm just sprinkling a little bit of fun. Is it a guessable person? No, she's not known. She's not She's not She's not a public public person. a public person. No.
5:01 Agreed. I agree. No. Yeah, but she's private. To be honest, yeah, if it wasn't like somebody we're romantically involved in right now, right? Like for example, if I found out that me and you were Eskimo bros, I would crack up. What if it What if it was your chick? No, if it's not who we're with we're involved with right now. I'm 100% sure we have no I'm 100% sure we I mean that's really interesting cuz you guys come from the same We've already We've kind of talked about this, but if anything we're Eskimo Eskimo cousins. Because I also I also rarely dated in the dance community as well. You don't ████ where you eat. Like I'm Eskimo brothers with two of your crewmates. I don't love where I ████ Well, I think the one stupid One that caught me off guard was uh I met this guy in North Carolina at uh at a marine at a marine base and we got
5:51 pretty close over there and became friends. And then I haven't talked to him in a long time. And then um I saw him on IG Yeah. and then his wife was my high school girlfriend. Woah. like, "Oh, s███." Cuz it's different when like it's also when they're like your wife when they're their wife, too, you know? Like that's the person they're going to be with forever or whatever. But it's also just as different if it's like in high school. Yes, that too. That too. But then I was it I was like, "Oh, s███." And then um So I don't know. I felt like I had the need to like message him just to like I don't like things like ████ assumed, you know? I just want like things to be Oh. like clear. You messaged him? No, well we were already talking about random things. Like it would be like, "Oh, I tried a new Barbell Brigade workout. It was really good. Oh, cool." And you're like, "I ████ your wife." Not like that. But I I was like, "Hey,
6:42 does um does X, Y, and Z like did did did she tell you about us?" Oh, okay. And he goes, "Oh, yeah, yeah. I know I know." And I'm like, "Oh, okay, cool cool cool cool cool." And then easy easy peasy. Did you did you message back, "I still miss her?" Did she ask about me? Did she ask about about me? I still miss Does she still have that birthmark right next to her? Can you joke with him with like that? Are you guys cool? Or Not online. That's that's his wife now. No no Does she still do the landing strip with the three stripes? Oh my god. No way, Jose. Big Adidas. Cuz she was She wanted to do Adidas style. It is weird when you see your your boy's girl's butt hole. Like that's pretty weird. Like knowing that you've seen that before. Only if you were in love with it. Blurry butt hole now. It's all about emotions. You know how like different groups, too, have different rules about dating each
7:32 other's girls and all that stuff, right? So when I started hanging out with this group out in Arcadia, you know, different Oh, the one that the group is all like huge. Very incestual. Very But their group is like 40-50 deep. dating within? Yeah. But I kind of get it because their group is so huge. It's like royal families. But it's such a ancestral like thing. Like everyone's dating each other and then like I'm just like, how does this work? When when our mutual friend back in the day asked me if he could date my ex-girlfriend or like not he didn't he didn't say date. He's like, would it be cool if like, you know, like me or Yeah. And he knew that we still had like complications from our past. I was I was like, that's weird, man. yeah. Yeah. Like that's weird. weird ask. You know?
8:22 What do you say to that? He's a weird guy, so but I think he got it, which is okay. So he went forward with it? He He He went forward before he asked me. I knew it. That's not asking. Guys like that is usually how it works. That's not asking, dude. And then afterwards, no, that's not asking. And then they think they're stand-up guys out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, that's cool of me. I did that. Yeah. I had a reverse situation where I was cockblocked by Eskimo sister. Eskimo? Eskimo? Eskima? Thank you. Eskamita? So Eskamita? I was dating this girl and then we did it and then but she ended up getting in a relationship with someone else. With a chick? No, with a guy. With a guy. And then but then her friend and I we all went camping and then we started getting close and then we started like, you know, and then she I guess like she she
9:12 caught on to it and then she kind of talked to her and I think she was just like, nah, you can't be doing that ████ And then so she was she was I think she just thought of distancing herself and I was like, man, she didn't like the Eskimo sister idea. Oh. Yeah. I see. one. Oh, yeah, that kind of makes sense. Yeah. So it was the reverse way where I was like That's like that's like anti-Bobby Lee vouching for you. Right. Yeah. It's not okay, bro. Mhm. Eskimo sister situation. loyalty that she listened to her friend. Yeah. And I was like, "Man, that sucks." Yeah, that sucks. Cuz she gets to have a boyfriend and then I was lonely and single. And I didn't get to have a girlfriend. And then she was lonely and single, too. So, I was like, "Why wouldn't you want that for your friend?" What did you do to break that girl's heart, Joe? I didn't do ████ She was more loyal to
10:03 her, so she just walked away. No, I mean the other girl, the first one. Oh, I did it. You just did a sampler? I I just didn't work out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you don't eat butt? You're ████ dumb. ████ dumb. Get out of here. I just prefer date. I didn't break up with her. I I think it was mutual. It was It was very like Which was I Which was surprising to me. Get out of HERE RIGHT NOW. GET YOUR ASS out of here. Show yourself out. And zip the tent on the way out. Zip the tent. I I think the most surprising part is that we didn't have emotion. Like we didn't We weren't that deep. It was like it felt like a casual hookup. Maybe that was to you.
10:53 Maybe. Yeah, but it was mutual, though. Maybe she wanted more, but she had to like Cuz you know some some girls think that like, "Oh, it's physical now, but it'll develop." And then you just cut it. It could have been, but I I actually thought that she was less into it than me. So, that's why I was like, "W- I thought you're the one that didn't want me." W- Why did you think that, though? What did she do that made you No, the the energy just just felt like, "Oh, okay." And then I think she was the one that brought it up. And then it was just like, "Okay, no, I I get it. Like it doesn't It It's There's no like strong spark here." Maybe she's trying to reverse psychology She's reverse psychology you into like you asking her to eat your ass. But she ended up with someone else. So Cuz she knew you had a degree. Like, yeah, sure. What do you want to talk about?
11:44 What's the other alternative? Close the tent. Zip up the tent on your way out. Zip the tent on your way out. That's really funny. All the way. I felt I felt I felt ████ blocked like hard. You were. Yeah. Still see some daylight. What was the topic? I would like to know though if I did have an Eskimo brother with someone and we both didn't know. Well, cuz at this point I feel like when you're married like you're not even a part of the game anymore. It doesn't matter like all these things don't matter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like it's such a different space. Yeah, it's like It's like we went to war and then we're talking about war stories. It's like why does this ████ matter? War stories? Yeah. I mean this exact thing happened to me and we I just never brought it up until me and her were done. Cuz I knew the whole time. Cuz she we talked about like who were
12:35 you with and stuff. So me and him we knew each other. We were we were tight and everything and like I just never brought it up until we were broken up and then I was like, "Hey, it's kind of funny that we were Eskimo brothers." He's like, "Oh s███." And I'm like, "Yeah." Oh. Oh, so you kept it as a secret? Why is just what what good is it to talk about? I had your ████ wife's mouth all up in my dick. You didn't do that? No, I didn't do it. Yeah. Why explain it? So you kept it a secret and after they broke up you're like I kept it a secret that I that I knew about. Oh. Oh wait, you you were Eskimo brothers or you brothers. Oh, okay. But I chose not to bring it up cuz it'd be weird. Oh, it was it the like like Eskimo brothers in the way that you had like romantic I was with the girl at that point and he had been with her years Oh, before. Okay. And then there's just no reason to talk
13:26 about it. You know what I mean? So he had her first? Yeah, he had her first. It It didn't bother you? I had sloppy seconds. Oh. Yeah. No, I like I like wearing a bib and I like eating out. Okay. Can I have another one? I really do think like like it really just depends on the emotional depth of a relationship that you had with either of the people. Yeah. Whether it be like the Eskimo bro or like the girl. It's like if it was just a casual hookup, then like what can you care about, you know? Yeah. You can't be like, "What?" It's like, dude, it was a casual hookup. Chill out, you know? But if you like really love the person you still harbored some sort of a relationship connection, right? Then like still weird if you're like already successfully in a relationship today and had some feelings. Yeah, still weird. If
14:16 the other guy was somebody was like one of your closest friends, Yeah. then that's also just like, "Oh, ████ Like we we're bonded in some weird way." It was weird because there was a I remember finding out I was Eskimo bros with somebody in like my friend group that like my new friend group that was based around like people from Bishop Amat. Like I was dating a girl from there. And this one dude, uh I guess like had dated my girlfriend before. And uh she was like, "Nah, but we were like kids. We did We never had sex or anything." I was like, "Oh, cool. Whatever then. I don't have to think about it." And then that dude told me later, he's like, "Hey, if she said we didn't have sex, like she's lying, dude. We had sex like three times." That's so weird. Yeah, isn't that funny? But we're like 18 and like that was a big deal to me. I was like, "Three times?"
15:06 We had like three times. ████ knees, dude. Yeah, he was being like 18, that is crazy. Yeah. It was a big deal. Bro, that's a lot. That's also like your whole world. was trying to be cool because like I guess like he cuz that's one friend group, so I he had heard that she was saying that they never did nothing and he was like hurt by that. The idea of like him hearing it from somebody else about your conversation with her. That's already such a crazy and then and then he told me that and then I went to her and I was like, "Yo, he said that you guys had sex three times." And she's like, "He's lying." So like I don't know until this day like I'm sure she lied to me but It was probably like one and a half or something. Yeah, cuz you know girls be slicing their numbers like divided by yeah. So I was like I'm not going to make you feel ashamed about it. Let's just drop it. Dude, 18 and thinking about sex was the
15:57 the sickest thing. It was just like all you do is dream about it, you know? When you know that you're going out tonight and you get to have sex it's so sick. Do you prepare so hard? Cuz you're with your girlfriend or whatever and you're like it's date night, baby. Do you know what I would do? Like her parents aren't home some ████ like I would sometimes take like two shots of whiskey before she comes over and then like brush my teeth and stuff like that just so that it's like slightly whiskey dick so I could just like last way longer. And jack off. That's like 10 seconds longer. Jack off in the morning too. No, dude whiskey dick changes it. How much more time do you get? How much plus plus minutes how many you get? I honestly believe sometimes it be like 250% longer. Roll over. 250%? Absolutely. 2.5? There's times where you're surprised
16:47 where you're like I can't believe I can switch three more positions. It's like playing a racing game and you pick up those timers and like it was like extra time. You're like this I have too much time now. IT'S TOO MUCH. ████ CHAIRS, MAN. AS I'M TAKING A DRINK TO HIM LIKE, "OKAY, SEE you guys later." ████ chairs, huh? We just hammered this one, too. That's it. Great chair publicity, huh? And make sure you zip that 10 on your way out, huh?
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