0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back everybody to another amazing and special episode of off the Record Joe take it away so in another video that we had to cut off prematurely [Laughter] I I was inspired to ask you this question because you kind of like danced around the topic of dating yeah yeah and then you mentioned that dudes want a bone but they don't want to stay in a committed relationship with you or maybe they're not interested in doing those things with you how has that been as like I don't know ever since you started uh only fans or has it always been like that before see I say this every time someone asks me this question no one ever wanted to date me anyways so before before only no really no men I
0:50 I think it's actually funny because I am most confident about my personality and I'm like most insecure about my looks but for guys they always want to ████ me for my looks and then they get to know me and they're like oh God I just wish so it's the opposite yeah so they hit your personality um they well I they always tell me I'm like a frat boy and I get that but it's like they don't want to date a frat brother so what that just blows my mind because a lot of guys a lot of guys do like tomboys yeah I don't I want to say I'm a tomboy but it's like my part very feminine looking thank you my heart is a tomboy yeah I get along with guys a lot better I can't deal with anyone who's jealous like if you're even slightly jealous like a lot of my best friends are guys it's like you have to get wait let me first do some detective diving so we have context what is your type of guy oh God because maybe you're not matching
1:40 with the type of guys because I'm like the guys you're describing there's a lot out there my type is tall skinny it kind of like looks like you might do meth kind of like a like a machine gun Kelly yeah yeah except like I wouldn't get along with his personality that well um I think he tries very hard yeah because the guys are paying him like I already sounds like a ████ boy dude isn't that what you're saying too though like maybe they maybe they visually want your type but wouldn't get along with your personality yeah some but it's like I've gone for gone for really fun welcoming quirky like if they can dance like really really bad for some reason that's a turn on to me or even like dance [Music] that's not you definitely not these guys you just like the the want to want to
2:31 embarrass yourself but without feeling embarrassed like I do that ████ all the time and I don't I should get embarrassed but I don't but it's like I'm looking for that quality in a person yeah they just don't give a ████ yeah that's cool um so that's that's what I'm looking for but I'm not like actively looking I'm not really like I mean I like swipe on Tinder sometimes just to get people to want to subscribe to me but um it's it's marketing to me before yeah yeah when I was on Tinder yeah and then we actually became friends on Instagram for only 199 a month because I've had more men interested in dating me after I created on only fans than before but I've noticed there's some aspect of the men who want to date me are really poor and they want me to pay for things oh I mean well so they want a sugar mama yeah one of them one
3:22 of the guys the one who I was like oh my God I wanted to throw up after ████ him um why because he was broke no no no there there were two things where I was just the support that's what they called the ick yeah I got the X uh he was saying something we were ████ and he said like darling and I was like darling was he a vampire like what what darling and then the second thing is he's like I know you like to ████ fast because it's like I love dubstep ████ me to 140 BPM or I don't want to ████ you yeah that's a tough Pace to keep yeah so people can't keep that pace yeah Cotton Eye Joe's a pretty fast song
4:13 wait he was like I know you like to ████ fast but let's just slow it down for a second and I was like and for something about that made me I was like he wanted to romance you yeah I'm like I don't want that slow sensual ████ he's like let's just and I was like I felt my vagina drying up and I was like I just want to go to bed I just want to go to bed I was like uh and I tried so hard to like him I tried so hard no but he also made a comment like the next day about being like a stay-at-home husband or something like that and I was like throw up even more drop even more I think it is you need to date older dudes because these gen z boys are too feminine that's exactly what I was thinking it's gen Z because he was a millennial oh yeah because like I think there's a ton of dudes in our generation yeah that fit
5:03 what you're looking for yeah and then I'm like when when you're describing what you're talking about it sounds like soft ass dudes what the ████ yeah so I'm like a few days I'm down he's Millennial so they're still young enough late 30s early 40s Millennial right so they're like the first gen first gen Millennial not the later gen right x-con but he changed his life yeah yeah so he's hard like he's been around right right X gone because because you like the Smugglers right you like the guys it's so fun I've been on a lot of dates actually where guys will try to like I don't I only drink like once a month now but like I went to University of Arizona like I was pounding shots and guys will try to keep up with me drinking wise on dates all of a sudden one guy after a day passed out on my kitchen floor after I told him to leave in the fetal
5:54 position try to kick him awake didn't wake up for like an hour or two it's like guys cannot keep up with me they have to be secure enough in their masculinity that I will out drink them and I will do more drugs than them shrooms but still I will do both way more than them yeah you need to find a Cocaine Cowboys yeah see I don't like people who do a lot of coke I don't want you doing cocktails four or five in the morning because a former guy he would relate with you he would understand all the stories he would do all like a reformed dude exactly he used to do a lot of coke he used to do a lot of coke now it's just shroom fungus friends yeah different drugs are those guys now you do drugs for Spiritual reasons I love that kind of day yeah okay or if you don't like that you need a special ops dude that's trying to find him he's been through the crazy ████ but
6:45 then he can tolerate all the stories and he doesn't feel like a a a little girl around you gotta go to our treats yeah with a couple as a couple you're not supposed to do it because um I actually know this guy he's a photographer in the only Fan's business but he has he's known for taking girls right when they start dating on an Ayahuasca trip an emotionally manipulates them and basically like oh ████ yeah it's really like you can emotionally people on Ayahuasca so if you were so connected yeah I hate you I literally hate you I think you scared of me though stop actually if you think about it yeah no it's no and then and then people will know who I'm talking about but um just not gonna say his name so I don't get sued but he then convinces the girl to move in the middle of nowhere where she has no friends and then it's just them too and then he like checks her phone doesn't let her hang out with anybody isolates her and then he tries to act
7:36 like he's the victim and it's like they can be known for yeah yeah he's like known for that and it's like it's just so CR I hate him so much because I'm very protective of my girlfriends and it happened to one of them oh God that's like some cult ████ yeah yeah why can't they just have a normal relationship you know like you know you love each other why is that so difficult to do I don't know no Ayahuasca day one I know it was like literally like two weeks after they started dating dude and then just pray on the vulnerabilities that come out yeah but I'm lucky that I have a very hard exterior because I notice a lot of men who are either like narcissists or creepy or any they're very scared of me but I love that power if you're gonna because you're gonna call out their ████ yeah yeah like I at subtronics like what was it two or three weeks ago there was this guy who came up to me a little short man
8:26 he was like I need I need to demasculate him a little bit he's like I really want to make my ex-girlfriend jealous can I kiss you for a picture and I said no and he kept pestering me thinking I was gonna change my mind and then it's a wild request that's ████ weird this guy's cool can you bring him on this guy's chill you don't need a demasculine like he already did it the weirdest thing I or anything I shoved him and I was like get out of here you physically shoved yeah it physically shocked him yeah and then was he like 90 pounds so if he tumbled and then he went up to him he went up to my one friend basically lied to her being like I don't understand I was just trying to be nicer and she hates me so then he tried to have her talk to me for him and then I pushed him again it took three times pushing him oh little man
9:16 yeah yeah f word gaffit yeah no we don't say slurs here and like well not unless I've never heard that before that's why I'm telling you these younger dudes are they're weird they're weak I don't need a man to protect me I will scare the ████ out of you on my own even though how tall was he he he was probably like five five yes but here's the thing shorter than me garbage I'm five six and I'm like dude you're a tiny little boy we're so close to a site we're like ████ that guy yeah he's a piece of ████ I can put you in my pocket when's the last time you actually had a relationship relationship like a real one five six guys hate him it's like years and years and years was
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12:40 relationship is because so like I had lost my celibacy to this guy I say like I lost my celibacy because it had been over a year of not having sex and it's like I had a crush on him for so long and we finally were hanging out and it took me like a week or two to actually like ████ him but like he knew where my head was at and then I started hearing like oh he was with this girl he was with that girl so then I got so drunk you like players I yelled at him I was like you they're just ████ me or you're ████ no one it's either boyfriend girlfriend or another thing and he's like okay I guess you're my girlfriend but he wasn't like excited oh that's a ████ way to so but then he entered things with me like on what was it like not what is it like right before finals that like last party uh like something Wednesday and then he's like yeah I'm ████ over this I'm like okay but we still hooked up for about two years after so that was
13:30 really fun is he is he is he really good looking does does he have a lot of women chasing him ah I was really attracted to him all my friends were like he looks like an ugly little donkey what was it about him what was it about the what what made you go you have honest friend that's the dude I don't know because I had a crush on him for like six months before I was finally like hi I looked him up on the class list and everything to find his Instagram it's cute and like so it's like when we finally started hanging out he was like giving me so many compliments and I felt so special to like oh my God I had a crush on him for so long because he's really good at like making you feel special until he decides like oh ████ I really want to ████ some other ████ I think that's just a lot of young dudes though like we're confused between horny
14:20 and love and sometimes you Romance the hell out of a girl and treat her like a 10 because you're just not sure if you actually love them or not and then like you get post-com clarity and then you're like oh wait I just want to have a lot of sex no see it was like two months of him being like head over heels for me and it was like the last month that I just started noticing like a huge shift and then after that he like came to like visit me in LA and stuff like that and like it just so many things were different and then it was just like when we were drunk he would tell me he loved me so I would ████ him and then I would and then he would like go hook up with another girl in front of me and bring her in front of me to like mind ████ you know he's like hey Adelia and then I would start like crying how tall was he actually okay he just wants to hate him so much he was five
15:11 nine yeah it's not even that ████ that guy dude piece of ████ I'm 5V you're an ████ I ████ am can't even see my face stand up straight my last draw with this kid because he like he loved the like mind games and the mind Fox he texted me I bought a gun and I'm gonna kill myself and I was calling him all of his friends he's that kind of guy too no but then he texted me when he was sober and he's like oh I was totally kidding I just wanted to see how you would react it's not a joke for us no dude that was my last straw where I was kind of like blocked on everything I never want to see this kid again yeah there's so many weirdos out what the ████ is that yo yeah but it's like he wasn't even being serious I called all of his friends and like he seems to be doing fine like I don't he's like why are you calling my friends I'm like because why are you taking my threats seriously
16:01 I was just kidding that you should do yeah you know the thing I do I scare the ████ out of everybody it's my ████ that's not good I know I'm working on a new one it's the first time for you don't ruin it for everybody no that's a big red flag [Laughter] so when you when you're celibate how often do you come into the situation where you have to tell a guy sorry nobody actually it's one of my oh like like openers when I'm like oh yeah I'm celibate but like my friend over there yeah she might be dead oh it's an opener interesting it's like one of my because I want to establish the friend zone basically right away okay but also it
16:52 works out in my favor because if you establish a friend zone right away you might have friends that last years but if you like kind of open up for flirtation or this or that then they like they'll want to ████ you and you know if you do ████ which I'm celibate but it's like you guys might not ever talk again so it's like I'd rather establish that do you do it that way where it's like you established a friend zone and then that way if they break through then it's like oh cool like it was real yeah yeah because every guy has like oh my God I want to ████ you and then it's like the three month Mark I've noticed is every guy is like oh ████ actually were you demystified yeah they're like actually I don't like you at all so ████ so you give them about like three months of time to just hang out and then yeah at first because also [Applause] also and my dad at all because a lot of
17:43 girls a lot of girls Christian stripper lovers that's a website get the URL Jennifer lovers how sick would it be if you said that to a dude and he's all he's all I'm celibate too oh my God would that turn you off if he was like I'm a virgin he's all I haven't had section I haven't had sex in 40 years honestly I think they're retired Fat Boys they're like the best guys to ████ because it's like retired yeah retired ████ boys they're like oh actually this doesn't feel like super meaningful anymore but it was like cool because I'm like a retired ████ girl it's like I would ████ friend groups and be like I don't know why you're mad well it's a good Niche to find right that's like you're equal though you know well it's and then it would be really funny because I would give them all pointers like so his dick was bigger than yours or your tips wow they would ask they would ask like the first thing
18:33 they'd ask probably yeah they're like so how else is dig versus mine and I was like well this is what you did better so you could rank the whole like they're all taking notes okay um on a scale to one to ten how was my cunnilingus stop and they can all just Voltron together they're all passing notes they're like all right do this you're good at this play dude I get this they're all waiting in the other room they're like Ryan it's your turn all right let's go we all stayed friends after which I think is the coolest part because it's like there was like no because we never had any romantic interest in each other the transparency yeah yeah just wanting to ████ so it's like yo you're with that girl all right I'm gonna ████ your friend I'll hit you back was this in Arizona yeah Arizona's a different um you're a celibate but are you like looking to settle down one day oh a
19:24 thousand percent like that's I think I mean with my career right now I don't think I want to like jump in a relationship or anything now but like I would be looking to date someone before I like I mean I don't know if I would want to like have that exclusivity before I ████ but it's like I do want to find that connection and actually know like all right you're someone I could like see myself with I mean I don't want kids or anything like that but um also have you uh seen like when when you tell dudes what you do do like would they react different and be like oh don't but also I try to get that out of the way pretty soon so you just let them know yeah it weeds out a lot of red flags and I know there's a lot of only fans girls thinking that they're worth less because they do only fans and it Narrows the dating pool and I'm like why would you want a guy who judges only fans girls anyways in my opinion it opens up the dating pool to only the good guys that's willing to date yeah
20:15 yeah like not all girls the only fans I hear entrepreneur thank you but but you know what I do I don't judge on the sexual nature of it I judge on how successful they are on it right because you can't just be like yeah I was like you only make five bucks a month people are bad at it too yeah because I'm like if you're gonna ████ show ████ yeah if you're gonna do all that stuff right then I want you to be successful at it yeah yeah you know we're gonna do it yeah is there anybody currently at the moment that has somewhat like you're kind of like hey he this person might have a chance um okay there was and like he always made jokes about ████ me and I always he's like not forever
21:11 wait it would be like we would be like in conversation oh I gotta Mount me bro like I would say like my time I love golden retriever energy and he would like reply back with something like ha I have golden retriever energy so does that count me in kind of thing about like but then I I finally was just like okay we've had a lot of like jokes kind of about the stuff I was like listen if you're interested in getting to know me and like taking me on dates and stuff like that it can be different he's like yeah we're in two different places and I'm like that's what I thought but like I just communicated it off the bat because usually a guy knows within a day or two of meeting you if he just wants to ████ you if he wants to date you and it was way past that time limit so he just wanted to ████ no yeah okay but like the communication helps a lot so then I don't fall in love with someone who only sees me as a ████ yeah I fell in love with someone that I saw them as a ████ oh the first 10 minutes the first 10 minutes of meeting
22:01 her um took a shower we just boned and then uh well in real life we were chatting so maybe like just chatting for a long time on Instagram made the connection feel more real it's a good story though yeah yeah you're also an anomaly but then no but the the whole the whole the whole I tell her this straight up too I had girls lined up you got a ████ tour I was because oh this was in the UK so I'm like if I'm going out there I better meet all of dick wet yeah and it was so it was so magical that I didn't want anybody else and then she just stayed with me the whole week and it ended up being like you know yeah real thing and then um I don't know for her too was it was like you're I'm just I'm just gonna use you for your body and I was like really well ████ I'm just being used you know
22:51 you started we both gave up on the whole relationship thing up until that time but I ████ first and then relationship later so I'm completely different but maybe it's just because you know I don't I'm not on only fans so I don't have to worry about do they like me for me or is it the only fans thing you know what I mean yeah well I don't think I mean guys here's the thing I used to not care if they were like dirt poor but then after enough comments and enough me paying for both of our dinners and all of our Ubers and it's tough now I'm like chips away at a woman yeah they at least need to be able to like pay for their life that's a good that's a good one yeah yeah in most cases I I think females want a guy that makes more right but in your case that even shrinks the dating points even more because there's not
23:41 going to make more like my dad makes a lot of money and I think he's pretty miserable so it's like I want someone who is passionate about what they do but a lot of people who are passionate about what they do don't make a lot of money and that's where REI worker yeah but then it's like if you're making less than 20K a year which is one of the guys I was ████ wow I paid for he would have me pick him up so he didn't have to pay for gas I had to pick him up from the airport didn't even ████ me after I feel like a glass blower or something yeah a photographer and then his girlfriend after I was never his girlfriend he actually was ████ me met this girl started dating her two days later but brought us to the same party and was dancing with both of us it was very ████ weird and then well he's living life right he's getting taken care of like you're in the he's getting picked up by the airport he's ████ all these beautiful worlds good I'm like where is he losing he's
24:31 not even cute but I was and he's got good looking yeah yeah over six foot you're a womanizer but then the girl after me it was like she messaged me she was like um yeah he was trying not to pay for rent even after we broke up he was trying to sleep on my couch and I'm like bombs bro this chat this kind of writes out all the all these thoughts of like people are like oh guys have to make a ████ ton they have to be this they have you just got to be tall that's it no but in a good box six two man he made he makes girls come girls come first that was his mom so but he's not gonna pay for nothing though huh but he's not gonna pay for him no no no because bro guys have to learn how to ████ they're like finally a dude that could make me come [Music]
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