0:00 because the Broncos are for the big ladies for the big old women of San Antonio yeah that's what they Market I'm talking about the woman the big big old Bloomers in San Antonio can't you grab it with this one and then feed it to this one not not the corpus Stevens [Music] so you guys ever been in a car and you felt like you had the T-Rex arms because you couldn't quite get to the seat belt oh when you feel like this yeah you're like yeah trying to reach for the seatbelt so the new Ford Bronco SUV or they're from 2021 to 2023 they're recalling 176 000 of them oh ████ no because they were so sought after because drivers and front seat passengers can have difficulty reaching the metal portion of the belt when it's retracted so it's like a stroll it back and you can't you cancel that you can't
0:52 quit really I didn't think that would qualify for a recall yeah that's what so they're Ford is saying the customer or always going through ████ dude some dissatisfaction or be discouraged if they are unable to easily access the seat belt if it's in a stowed position dissatisfaction and discouragement qualifies now and they just wow they just have to rotate but there's like absolutely so they're saying that it probably worked but then they forgot to factor in the fat asses that's going to be buying the truck or the fat ████ can't reach I don't want to be liable they don't want to say it because that is a liability they're saying that it because of this flaw drivers are less likely to use oh so they're like man yep well that's on them but if they're less likely to use it right that's not yeah but this is only for the five-door version that's why like they did a lot of models or they did a lot of release
1:42 for those two years but this is 176 000 of them that's a lot though it's a significant amount a lot that is such a it feels like such a gray area still it is because it the problem only occurs when the front seats are in like a certain position it's like saying it you know what the AC uses too much gas so I'm not going to turn it on and I'm going to die of heat stroke yeah that's so foolish right because yeah it's the damnedest thing though they won't say which position the seat has to be in to to replicate this issue it's probably a fat ████ position it's the guy leaning all the way back like that is it a flexibility issue is it because we're not as flexible as we used to be or do not even know where my where are you guys apparently it's a fat ████ ability yeah probably all right think about it right like we could do this yeah if you're ████ you can't do this your tricep is hitting
2:32 the battery you're not just fat you're but you're a fat ████ so you're trying to reach around so you're also yeah yeah you have like ████ Triple E titties you're trying to get around and you can't even get on get over there if you're dude if you're a fat ████ you can't even do this yeah but doesn't that mean they can't do that in any car yeah exactly especially why is it just the Bronco because the Broncos for the big ladies for the big old women of San Antonio yeah that's what they Market you know what I'm talking about can't you go like I'm talking about the women's the big big old Bloomers in San Antonio can't you grab it with this one and then feed it to this one not not the Corpus Christi behemoths we just keep relating Texas cities so that's Charles Barkley's take on San Antonio women you said that they're huge yeah Charles Barkley's the best why did
3:23 he say that get away with any of you because he's talking about how he doesn't like San Antonio women when when did they what was the context of bringing that up at all flown over there and he's seen it like a bunch of times he plays the San Antonio a lot yeah I didn't see that many big women in San Antonio I never saw the big big old women I didn't see more in Vegas like the women who you have to open both doors of Claim Jumper to let them in it's a big doors big doors they gotta go through the freight area yeah go through the kitchen dude and when they go to Costco you got to put them into the Docking Bay oh geez in San Antonio's a big win in San Antonio yeah let's just finding somewhere Charles Barkley even brought that up he did many times during the basketball show he has yeah all the time but Charles Barkley has really hot takes he's got he's got the best hot takes that's why we watch uh TNT tonight that's my favorite are
4:15 you sure it was Charles Barkley and it last show on television it wasn't just a guy that looks like no it's Charlie be gone wannabe because the best part is that the whole time that he's doing this Shaq's only purpose of the show is to laugh at everything Chuck said um shake his head again [Laughter] so it does make sense now that we have considered all these factors yeah I knew exactly what it was you did so do you think you really think they would have a backlash if they had to straight up say hey people above this weight like you have to be this small to enjoy the seat belt I don't know that it's a backlash but whatever it is they don't want to get sued yeah damn they got it oh because it could be a discriminatory design I don't know that's like the um you think they're gonna say remember the
5:05 Mario Land ride are people getting something it has a lower threshold for like size yeah you can't do but you can't get it but are most of those rides made for kids why does your adult ass want to be on it yeah it should they should have a sign that just says you can't be from San Antonio and then a parenthesis because the women are big things because when you go to Legoland some of that ████ I'm like oh man it's only for kids yeah [Laughter] yeah I don't know he traveled way more than I am yeah he's been to all the states yep more than I have yeah who has a better idea of the the demographics of women over there probably Charles Barkley definitely NBA player you know
5:57 what's something about the Ford Bronco that you think made everyone want to get it I have a theory what is it well it's actually they brought it back it looks cool but like all the old ones yeah and people had it there's like waiting lists for it and then uh most Broncos like at the dealer it's like 20 20 to 50K above sticker price which is crazy yeah it's really like 20K above like people know that if I ordered it if I bought and I'd drive it off the lot I can literally sell it tomorrow and make 50 G's on it that's crazy yeah OJ fans that's what I think that's your theory it made it sexy ████ it did it so did the Hyundai Elantra blow up after that one True Crime Story I think it's a cool design like I like it I mean if I
6:49 if I were to get another car I'd probably get one too but then just the Ford's got to step it up man they they stay ████ up so hard what if it turns out Dahmer drove like a Chevy Tahoe or something do you think stales would be up but it had to be iconic like like this was on TV oh that's a ████ police are chasing it I remember exactly where I was in Fairfax Virginia when the juice was loose that was what they're saying yeah man great headline all right so good the um remember that one video of a Dodge Challenger it was white and the copter was trying to tail it and it got away it just gunned it and it got the ████ out of there they went like 100 sales went up on that thing really because people were like car actually got away from the helicopter I could I could be I could be Vin Diesel that's what people are saying did he sell dude
7:39 depart depart in the fast movie where he like they're going down the hill and he's like and she's like she's like don't do it he's like aims for the bridge and then somehow the bridge like cable gets connected to the car and they get swung off a cliff I'm like don't don't say it with that face it's plausible I saw one clip on Instagram where Vin Diesel he's jumping in mid-air and he catches a car have you seen that oh what he catches a car right here did you see that they're they there their Feud is done they squashed it they squash it and they're gonna make a yeah jumping in dude how did they squash it that was like a deep deep what maybe they're like if we squash this we could both make a billion dollars that's a nice reason to squash it right the last one that came out was 10 right yeah how did it do did it do okay all right it did great in my book man I
8:30 loved it did you but I love it like that so you'll make 11 now they have to because because 12 now well I don't oil I don't want to spoil it but now the neck now I think that they agreed they're going to do as well the craziest franchise let's just say there's no way they made 10 without already starting 11. there's no way they made more of these than Star Wars movies but they're better than the Star Wars movies last three I was like yeah they're bad yeah I wanted to get up and get okay I was so pissed I was watching I was like what is it they ruined Luke Skywalker it just wasn't a fun movie dude they ruined him projects himself in front of yeah dude you think George Lucas looks at Vin Diesel how do you do it man
9:20 give me some of that give me some whatever he's having teach me dude you're gonna make 12 Movies he calls them up he's like do you want to be Anakin Skywalker dude am I Apprentice I think it's pretty cool that the Star Trek movies have gotten so good the Star Trek movies are cool yeah because Spock is pretty cool which ones I like the first one was doing it when what's his name was uh papers April yeah yeah I like the one where he goes he screams Khan I like that that's my favorite Star Trek movie that one's sick the wrathicon yeah yeah that one was tight because you actually gave a ████ the stakes were high majorly high it's one of the best science fiction movies ever made that ████ was tight yeah so glad you need the last Skywalker I never get to talk to people about this ████ I'm sorry uniting on the hatred of the movie dude I said I hated it too no I know but like he actually knows about it you just oh I know about it you just hate everything you don't even watch Star Wars dude I love Star Wars no you don't I like Rogue one Rogue one was done
10:11 I like I like the you know Mandalorian bro you know Lando Calrissian [Music] foreign
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