0:00 years later I found out that that other dude ended up dating one of my best friends from high school and then she brought him to like a quest party and I got to meet him and he was like bro he goes I was trying so hard to get with your ex after you broke up with her but she just kept making me watch videos of [Music] you welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys today Joe wants to talk about cigars but we're not going to do that cuz the prompt actually is talking about why you broke it off with one of your exes wow or why are you gay yeah that's how I did it why are you gay you ask that you say why are you gay and she goes who says
0:52 who says who says I'm gay you are gay it's funny because our last interaction DMS on Instagram he he put out like a IG story of like Q&A time ask any questions and I just put an all cast on why are you gay and then he responds like a day later who says who says is the best response that's the best should they say m m should I call you mis Pepe Pepe Ona all right it never gets old it never all right so one time let's go suing with the ████ prompt man man stay on topic I love it oh I'm so sorry yo one time in a Grade yo there's this Korean chick man I a going to say her name but sh bigas you know I was like damn
1:42 eighth grade we don't want to think of that this what I was in eighth grade though I don't know what you guys anyways so it's not if you're also an eighth grader Korean chick you know I think the reason why I broke up was honestly at that time I was kind of shy and I was so uncomfortable with how aggressive she was oh towards me with like yo I want I want and I was just like yo I want that too let me see your dick like that let me see your goou BR let me see your goou and I was like yo I'm kind of uncomfortable right now so I think she's very go go is weener in Korean like the like the pepper like go it goes it's a Hony yeah it could go both ways depending how you use it on the D I didn't know you knew H yeah for real said hom him dude the ████ you think I aard my whole life I never said that I there we go it's because I don't
2:33 even know homin there he is there he is he know's homosexual who says anyways it got to the point where I was just like you know what I can't do it anymore I have I have to let you go like this we're not going just cuz she was too aggressive no I don't know because she seemed to he came so hard all the time he's like all you want me for is my body no it was just it was like Honestly though realistically I was embarrassed I was embarrassed every time she pulled up to school and with flowers and ████ and I was just like yeah I was like yeah I'm I'm that guy but at the same time it's kind of embarrassing cuz she wanted to keep holding hands in public and I was just like yo this is this I was so she was really into you and it was too much she was really into me it was too much and I was just not ready so I told her like hey I think we're done but what got weird was did it feel too thirsty too thirsty and and at
3:24 the end of the day like she would be downstairs in my apartment waiting for me me and when I came down with my dad my dad was like oh look at this I was like oh ████ who is that and I walked away and she was crying oh yeah you ████ ignored her of course dud then when she was crying I was just in the car and I was just like yo get away you know I mean and then while we're driving out she Tex she was at the gate crying and my dad was like who is this I was like I don't know Dad I don't know how long did you date her I don't know not that long a couple months maybe you should have date her for at least a year for how much you do any of that but it look it got weird you owe it to her and that's that's Story one you know what I mean oh there's there's more Story number two was kind of you know when I first moved to LA I met this chick in Orange County can't say her name but I
4:15 just you know same thing can you just like rhymes with Debbie rhymes with Debbie no and it also is Debbie I'm afraid she might be watching some of this JK stuff but you afraid or so just what happened that made you go ████ you gone out of my life you know you know like her her her parents her parents were like yo why are you dating a b boy B Boy you know you can't really go far and then so so so she had reasonable parents never make it to the Olympics why are you dating them well here's my thing my thing was instead of instead of Defending me she was like that's true she was just like well that's just what my that's what my dad was that's just how my dad's saying it I was just like okay so she was a dream crushing ass ho no not not not necessarily A Dream crushing ass ho but she was just like not very defensive she just not dream growing as or or you know also you wanted her to like back you up yeah I
5:06 want to back cuz the dad didn't have a really good job either her I didn't even want to say I was just like your dad's a your dad's a ████ cumfort man God that's even worse than Breaking come on dude yeah but yeah where's that going to go that's how I broke away all my that's how I broke so how did you tell the girl like hey I you know I kind I feel bad I feel bad cuz I struck are on and I went to Stockton and we parted with some chick and then next SE I'm like damn dude wait what is you know what that is use your imagination a put two together oh ████ there two deep too de oh my God so I had this audio podcast you can't see that I text I text her after and I said I'm sorry like but we just can't be working out anymore she said why and I said I had my reasons
5:56 that was it end of story I have my reasons that's a tit line I had my reasons why just use your imagination imin what's that one song imagination the song from Fantasmic EDM song yeah I don't think EDM was in Fantasmic but yeah that was my uh those are my stories okay I like it I like how all your examples are like from 8ighth grade no the the other one was 21 years old 20 or 20 years old so ninth grade both girls were eighth graders though oh dude stop dude o did that girl cry the second girl did she cry when you broke up with her I think she was devastated honestly was she also Korean no what was she
6:48 pilipino Filipino that was a rat Tech or what Dang actually that was my third one I skipped number two but yeah what's your third one no I want to give you guys a chance one more one more knows all ████ I have no stories so the second one Nick hasn't even broken up with anyone I know dude yo yo so so the second one was in Hawaii you know we were we were fresh freshman year I was like chilling I was like this is the one I'm willing to stay you know what I mean and then uh my mom was like hey you got to pack your ████ we got to go and that's when we had to just fly to Hawaii but then before I was like yo I don't want to go to Hawaii cuz I want to stay for her wait as a ninth grader as a in nth grade I was like I'm going to stay bro that's hard dog wait you were in Sacramento or I went to Cal I went to SAC when I was in Hawaii yeah yeah yeah but this is another Filipino
7:39 chick and I was just like no I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to stay for her my mom's like don't be an idiot let's move so we moved and we're trying to do this long distance thing wow kids yeah at ninth grade but I was like dude how am I supposed to fly back and forth I didn't even got a job I got to go high school is that why you started working at the be as a Bee farmer no no that's that's dude that's so I told her like be farmer like Dwight sh bees bees that was feeding bees that was that was 19 though but keep in mind I was 15 she she started she started like being paranoid she thought I was already seeing other girls oh she jealous she she's full pedo and I was just like damn bab you know I'm kind of lonely I'm kind of horny show me some ████ and ████ you know what I mean can you send me some picture you know I'm a freshman year so I was like send me some stuff I want to see hey we've all been there yo I'm
8:30 going to call the police oh wait wait wait okay okay you're you're the same age you don't guys don't say that to you no don't FR I need some ████ or some ████ yo that's freshman year though you know that's freshman year and that's your girl and I want a little bit of ████ yeah I was just like show me something cuz I miss you I want to to you well yeah long distance I can see show me some ████ at that time she's like I feel so uncomfortable doing it I was like that's totally fine but do it though you you should like get over your fears I I just you give her a Tony Robins tape I said I just miss you okay I'm sorry but then at that time I told her like I'm going show some ████ right now I was like you're tripping out you're over here thinking I already met a girl I haven't met anybody but ████ my cousins you know what I mean but ████ my cousins don't say it like that I'm
9:22 just saying how you said it yeah but don't say it like that's how that's how deaf people are going to read it the subtitles yeah so I told her straight up hey you know what this is not going to work out I have to break up and she start like you didn't give is it because I didn't send you no ████ because we were butt ████ your cousins what did she say what did she say she said are you serious why and I was just like look it's not going to work out I was like I'm done we're done hey that's your line huh it's not going to work out I got my reason use your imagination hey that's some '90s like badass me it's you that's a 90210 yeah when he's leaving a chick use your imagination ████ life dude use your imagination you should know already rough stuff bud what up guys thank you
10:12 for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details it's pretty obvious those my stories y'all hey give us Story number four just make it up huh I say you don't got anymore no I've been broken up broke up with yeah how' they break up with you do you think more broke up with you than you broke up with them no I broke up with more of them than me what happened
11:03 with the girl that broke up with you dude you're a heartbreaker the one that broke up with me was I was trying a long distance again she was in Vegas she was a lot older than me she was like 6 years older than me and I was like hell yeah I was like B her you know older chick I was like how old are you at the time I was around like 20 and she was like 28 whoa yeah and then but then she robbed your but she she she lives in Vegas you know what I'm saying and she's out partying all the time and then now you were the jealous one but then I was the insecure one I was just like yo you going out paring and ████ whose other Jordan shoes was that you were behind ████ that's my home girl and I was like damn looks like a size 10 and men's to me huh right that's what I'm saying but then she's swing but honestly I was I was very I was very insecure at that time and I was like man you hot I was like everyone knows you how how how does everybody know you in Vegas bro so
11:55 you've been around mhm mhm so and then she sent me long ass message like ████ seven paragraphs saying like you're you're kind of young still and I said all I did was reply was okay oh damn that's a very that's a grownup response yeah and then she was like that's all you're going to say I was like well you're the one breaking up with me so I said okay yeah she's like that's it I said that's the best and he's like use your imagination you think she was like wanted you to go no by way I can't I can't explain I honestly think she wanted me to do that because fight for me but then at the same time I was like you broke it off so I said okay bro girls love it when you fight for him dog I no I know that no hey I don't know if you notice like you're not you're not going to try but when you don't fight for them they will never forget you yeah use your imagination look man I didn't want to
12:46 start an argument with her I didn't want I was just just like you know what me going to Vegas all the time that's a lot of work on my end I'm going to call it a day lot of miles in the car okay no I was grey hounding it B wow she never sent you Bobs or Vine it was huh she never sent you ████ PS you don't want to say it again I was imagining it I was like oh you never had sex with her the 28 I couldn't every time I tried I was sick as ████ in Vegas sick I was ████ fevered out cuz I went with my homies I got the dry air was crazy bro that's why I won't move out there the craziest I I got the craziest sick in Vegas it's all the winds bro the winds blowing all the deis I deal with the dry either dude dude I got like the craziest fever yeah out there twice I went you got the
13:37 desert fever I got the Des fever not tropical at all but look man that was it yeah oh no Dam that was like four stories bro thanks for man hey would have hog the whole ████ video s ████ my bad bro I was just trying to stay on topic no I'm joking you got a freaking arm candy with you the whole shot now we could always bring it back to why are you gay yeah I still don't know still trying to figure it out coffee's kicking the biggest reason and it's the funniest reason I think like in my mid 20s when I broke up with a girl was um over excessive complaining that'll do it but it was like it's a good reason but we've talked it wasn't like a br like I was like we talked about this before like it's like too much where most of the relationship
14:28 at the time just felt like every time we talked it was just her complaining and I was like I can't take it no more like it's ████ with my mind where every single thing just sounds like you just hate your own life and ████ and I was like damn to be fair what was she complaining about I don't remember I don't remember her complaint was you never listened to me that's why you can't remember how come you can't remember anything I we ended up getting back together though a couple years later oh wow was his name but there was no more complaining there was no more complaining at all then why'd you guys break up again uh we just didn't work out like it was just yeah it's like you know I I think sometimes you just trust your instinct if it doesn't work out the first time probably not going to work out again uh I think we enjoyed each other as like someone that we did a lot of fun
15:19 activities together what was that even mean dude but we weren't like we TR like it's like uh you travel you you you get into the same Hobbies it was like it was like being in a platonic friendship without the romance so you get comfortable really quick because there's no like fire but there's a lot of comfort your butt buddy it's your butt buddy well I mean it it got to the place where it was like an open relationship too and then like I didn't care like there was no jealousy cuz there's no it's not there's no like there's no like deep emotional connection so you don't get angry or anything you're just like okay that's fun yeah it's weird yeah it like roommates fun roommates mhm there was a a really strange coincidence that happened with this uh girlfriend I had uh it was this Chinese girl that I was dating that was like from a really rich
16:10 family she like lived in I think Walnut and then um her family was so like not feeling me cuz same ████ cuz like all I had you're a dancer going to be nothing man and they were just like super you they just weren't even trying to like connect with me at all and I just like I think over time it just got me down where I was like ████ man like I I think I I can win them over but I just don't even want to cuz I just don't like them that's what it was yeah so then like eventually like I had uh once I had met uh remember Cheryl when I was with Cheryl so I met Cheryl this other girl and I was way more interested in her so I literally just broke up with my girlfriend to like actually pursue her and then that became my next girlfriend and then what happened was the girl that I broke up with had to go to school in New York
17:00 and she ended up going to uh uh what's the ████ Ivy League school there that like the guy from The Office always brags about Cornell Cornell yeah she had him going to Cornell and then she um she like met this other guy after I broke up with her she like met this other dude uh years later I found out that that other dude ended up dating one of my best friends from high school and then she brought him to like a quest party and I got to meet him and he was like bro he goes I was trying so hard to get with your ex after you broke up with her but she just kept making me watch videos of you because like right when I broke up with were you guys esimo Brothers no like right right when I broke up with uh my ex I ended up going on So You Think You Can Dance Like months after and then
17:51 she was still like not over it so she would like watch it and then he was trying to like get with her while they were both having to watch it and he was like I ████ hate hated you cuz I had to watch you so goddamn much like we hel connected me that dude and uh he and then you both hate her family no no no and then and then we actually hung out like all of us together like uh because like there was no bad blood it was all like cool but the funny thing is like he ended up marrying like one of my best friends from high school I went to their wedding and everything wow yeah and he was such a ████ cool dude but it's crazy to know like it's not every day that you get to get the new guy perspective of what happened after you broke up with your girl ████ R so like we connected on that he told me about everything and how he would like he would constantly try to talk about like you know like I'm talk about us I want to talk about this ████ guy but like I would always be getting brought up cuz it was so fresh a
18:42 so she was kind of like the ear to lean on for her exactly and and then so at the time he was like I'm trying to ████ but like I got to be and then she's she he's such a good friend he listens to everything that I say but then they were together for like I think they were together for a good amount of years and then after they broke up he had met randomly one of my best friends from high school wow you can't get away from you bro yeah we just like stayed intertwined yeah it's ████ great Ryan knows too many damn people to not have a connection though right dude that was a trip yeah but yeah they're doing great now they've been married him been my best friend have been married for ████ years now yeah but how's the ex she ended up with a totally different guy like some like Rich Chinese guy and I think they're just living that rich Chinese life Rich Chinese life yeah her parents are probably ████ happy oh it sucks her parents got divorced like right after cuz they were like I think
19:32 the dad like I don't know something happened there yeah well boom he was a b boy yeah her parents didn't work out the dad was like I'm in love with Ryan I just can't this guy out of my head hey what's Ryan up to these days that's what I really want I watch so you think
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