0:00 [Music] a couple of guys they see a vehicle off the side of the road and it has a free car written in the free car free car bait car for sure the door open and everything he was unlocked keys he's inside blood stains dead body some things are too good to be true so they get in the and they get in their free car is this a mr beast video no unfortunately it just ends there and then mr beast climbs out of the trunk and gives them a mansion no no what happens is they discover after driving around for a couple hours that there was a dead body in the trunk oh my god they called it anthony i can't believe they didn't inspect the whole ████ and it says free car like is this a killer that's also a jokester yeah
0:50 this guy's got a great sense of the headline on the news oh it's pac-man young man fine free car with dead body do you think they killed somebody through in the back and then when they got in trouble they're like well the car said free car hey but the real question is though after they took the body out do they get to keep the car no it's police evidence because they get to keep the bodies no yeah they can't keep the carpet i found the gun that killed the person uh after the court tried to have the gun back hey fair question is a fair question where does the gun go just in an evidence locker forever yeah if it's just gonna sit there i might as well get some use out of it that's true it goes missing in a couple of years if the case is closed and we lock the guy up you know no anne's ifs or budget there's just a gang of people waiting at the back of courthouses for that sale
1:41 every time the end of the day oh they need to do an auction yeah like an auction for that ████ evidence stars yeah hey another this might be a dumb question but i'm asking anyway does that car get haunted afterwards that's not a dumb question that's true you have to sage it and then it won't get hot yeah how does haunting work is it where the person got killed yes or where they got transported that's where they got killed so like what if he got killed in the backyard and then they threw him in the car then the car's not haunted the backyard is i'm sure there's carryover i think that's part of the radius yeah yeah so it's it's if you got killed in the house and then you're put in the car then i think that it goes wherever it's like in those two things now he's absolutely right is there a gps for the point of death right so if you got strangled in the car that's moving wherever the car was while it was moving is where you hung on the gps coordinates yes okay so
2:32 if it's like mile marker 55 on the on the freeway that's where you're going to haunt that's why there's that lady in the taxi you know they always the late at night they go they they look back or they pick somebody up and then it's like drove by that spot and that ████ got killed on the street there what if it's the kind where the car smashes the person into the tree and when he backs up the upper bodies on the car and the legs are on the tree oh the point of hunting the tree or the car that keeps driving that the hood of the car would be haunted and so with the tree yeah both of them would be point of haunting is where the deceased but then when you like take a hike around that tree area you're just gonna see ████ legs walking around only oh that's why there's the no upper body ghost exactly the floating ones with the fall torso yes yes yes yes we've all seen those we've seen these those are popular sorry back to the article how come items get haunted though items things ghostly items yes that's the most absurd thing i've ever heard like this
3:23 could be haunted right now an item objects inanimate like a mirror i'll take a mirror home you never seen annabelle the ████ doll i didn't watch it their spirit has to go into it the satanic spirit has exercised from one thing and put in to kill it's like the corona virus it's like uh it's like a horse like the corona buyer it's like voldemort he who must not be named you know he splits his soul puts it into a bunch of random stuff puts it in different places difficult to get that makes sense thank you for the context and why are always the objects so scary like why can't they just like hot tabasco yeah everything is always like this old dog this old rag doll you go so you need to figure out some new ████ right yeah yeah it's always to be fair old house to be fair though like before the whole stereotype of the ragdoll got haunted that's not a ragdoll is not scary oh so
4:15 it's chicken in the egg kind of thing yeah it became scary so if it does hunt plants later on plants probably would be scary yeah i get that that's true so that's just universally scary so police are investigating police are investigating which part of the car is haunted just to answer your question okay but the body was identified as a 34 year old man named anthony mcrillis his body had been in there for several days and was found naked he was identified through his tattoos and confirmed through his immediate family oh so no smells while they were driving they noticed when they had driven from one county to another and they checked the trunk because they got pretty hard i would technically do the same i wouldn't like inspect it where it was i would like make sure i can grab it and nobody else knows it and then i would be like all right is it worth having why don't you take pictures of it first yeah and then
5:05 open up everything it's like a rental car all right i would do i would have respect the whole thing and then i would take the free car sign off and take the keys and then park somewhere else and watch if people come and approach this car to see like who this car belongs to yeah the kids joyriding in it they are murder suspects now so it sounds like you could just do this whole thing to yourself to get off you could just go you can make the sign yourself after killing a dude and going hey i just saw a free car sign man oh that's a slick move which is maybe what these youngsters did is that where you get into and then now they're just getting now they're getting time for a a suspect not really getting nailed for the actual crime oh wow we don't know but the free car was registered to the kid's name and that's where they ████ up yeah it's a big ████ up right there that's a tv show though we got a tv show we gotta figure
5:55 out the ending let's try to figure out the ending that's just the pilot so you don't need any right just cliffhanger yeah a show about free things that are actually like ████ up every episode every episode is like yeah there's always a naked dead guy in it nothing is free that's the premise of it's like ████ there's always a price but at what cost i know yeah the show is very derivative says says every reviewer you can see it coming a mile away but uh they basically say they don't know what happened to the guy he was last seen on home for surveillance video friday night they found the car saturday uh four days or the next saturday and they don't know what happened to the guy but they're doing an autopsy to find out i wonder if he got choked to death if only dead people can talk he's butt
6:45 naked too they strip down more reason to be choked wait what sexy it's like naked it's not an invite to choke me it's like a ████ psa let's go to one of those korean spas you see someone naked oh my god hey yo [Laughter] i was like oh ████ this guy's choking me because you're naked now wouldn't it be cool if uh dna you could like save like a message before you die or some ████ and then they could pick that chip from you like an away message on your aim it's like that uh that yeah this ████ choked me to
7:36 death yeah watch this you don't even identify who this guy oh it's like a 90s voicemail where you got to find some voice to men's song first and you play oh so this guy ████ killed me what's up everybody i'm getting choked right now please leave a message yeah 837. you guys seen the um they have tombstones now where they have video played qr codes right yeah yeah so you see that's cool yeah in japan they have these qr codes on their tombstone and it's like a video of like they're live and it's like yeah oh sorry okay for something i thought it was something completely what were you thinking about the murder it's like you scan it and then like their bust pops out and they're like hey my name was blah blah blah oh that is cool too oh ████ i want to put a bunch of clues to my murder as my thing and even though i would died of a ████ heart attack or something just like so you so you made it to step three
8:27 in my murder mystery the tombstone yeah yeah dude let me tell you they say i had a heart attack but i suspect i'll play yeah remember follow the money or ask my mom [Applause] [Music]
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