0:00 what is it what is it that you think is happening in the mind of a guy because I know there's a lot of dudes like this what do you think is the thing that's happening that makes them want to just impregnate everybody you know that like that because cream pies feel good dude [Music] so this is kind of a fit of what do they call it when like something happens and then like you did something ████ up in the past but then like now it's caught up to you what do they call that Karma thank you so a New York fertility doctor who is accused of using his own sperm to impregnate several patients has now died in a horrific plane accident no way what is that is that is that really Karma though because I think Karma would be like now you gotta pay child support and
0:51 you lose everything or like five other people get him pregnant or something you know yeah that's more carbon Away Steve what karma is are you sure do you want to bet on anything yeah all he did was die yeah that's it check this out I want him to die horribly here's where the karma comes okay let's go let's go okay he was flying in a hand-built airplane that he built oh but it makes it cooler so it's just him pretty cool that's really cool so guess how he got his own sperm he jacked off in a cup with his hands oh guess what he built this plane out of his hands it is yeah you're right hey you know what I'm sorry I I jumped the gun on that yeah because he was so shaky he's like I've
1:41 been jerking off so ████ about so many years I can't get these rivets he's flying the plane and then he sees this one bolt on the left feels tight what I have to be hand built why oh he lost a wing dang dude that's ████ up how many how how many kids is he responsible for I know there's like a ballpark right yeah so he was sued a couple times um by the daughter of one of his patients right uh who got pregnant in the 1980s and the lawsuit said that he secretly used his own sperm while telling the patient the donor had been a local medical student he also he's winking did he did he shift his eyes while he said him she said he
2:31 couldn't she said he could barely breathe because he was laughing so hard no no so he kept the secret even after the daughter his biological Offspring became his Gynecology patient what so he was like seeing his kids he was hands on with everything yeah what the ████ dude dude wait so how many how many kids did he have it doesn't say how many was it a fertility like Clinic it's probably like a hundred so she so the the girl involved she is linked to at least nine and a half siblings what the ████ yeah I remember that story uh yeah wow they're saying they could literally be like an uncountable amount because well when they do the 23andMe won't they be able to catch catch them all that's you know like when you when you uh when you go to McDonald's and all
3:21 your friends are like hey get us some ketchup and you got to get a bunch of those things yeah imagine doing that for like eight years just like um ladies were coming into the fertility Fertility clinic and they're like you know I want a six foot man strong and he goes I got just a guy for you he was like a medical student so everyone thinks like yeah man I'm gonna get a tall athlete I'm really into black guys and goes I got the right man for you and they're like how come my baby's white and ████ well he's he's white right yeah well he's already gonna fit what most people are probably asking for a white doctor I think white is like the most requested sperm does it really yeah this guy definitely in his head was like I'm the best candidate I mean if it's the most right swiped on Tinder it's probably the most requested sperm too that's probably where it comes from
4:11 huh because you hear about this ████ happening because most people going to the clinics are probably white too yeah so well look it's our biological inclination to want to spread our seed everywhere we can which is why he did it yeah yeah but for me that's like getting full without eating yeah that's so annoying yeah that's like oh I'm so full what did you eat I don't know it's like Souplantation yeah yeah yeah so it's like why are you gonna most people wanna not get a girl pregnant and have have a lot of sexy yeah so true but that's that's crazy what a heck he doesn't have to pay child support or didn't at least when it was a secret I mean if that was his goal he probably could have died happy he probably ████ crashed himself yeah dude and the irony the irony goes on and on and on in the story yeah so he built what's called a Whitman W5 Buttercup airplane Buttercup so I'm seeing a pink thing
5:02 Buttercup dude sounds like it's floral like when I jerk it it's called you know the baby butter right yeah you call it the baby the butter right there that's a baby butter yeah and I say and then my wife's ear here immediate ecstasy usually second climax 180 seconds Steve brings the pain maybe it registers on the Richter Scale if if director skill is attached to my bed dude there are certain crimes that if you get to that level like he can't they're not gonna undo all these kids that got born so he's pretty much what they should is that what you're saying [Laughter]
5:54 100 kids oh dude they're gonna they're gonna make like thousands so his DNA is like Genghis Khan competition exactly oh on this level yeah this global scale like I guess my dad's name is Morris Workman have you guys ever thought about having a lot of kids not really no not really not since I learned about the world depopulation plan yeah I'm like yeah why would I bring them up why would you want that but like what more condom like what if he just birtheded Jesus what is it what is it that you think is happening in the mind of a guy because I know there's a lot of dudes like this what do you think is the thing that's happening that makes them want to just impregnate everybody you know that like that because cream pies feel good dude but like they don't want birth control as part of the equation they want to have a kid
6:45 yeah like what makes that that's true vanity yeah is it vanity you think it's like to make make more of yourself yeah yeah you're cloning you're the cloner you're the guy at the party and all these ████ should be with me yeah yeah they don't care about their boner they care about cloners yep cool thank you yeah we're gonna license that ████ it's big bucks man you want to print that underneath your cups at bored and hungry don't even try it we got you on camera the John 316 yeah they don't care about boners they care about cloners oh I never noticed yeah and then that's at the fertility clinic it's the catchphrase yeah all the way around the world and fan base like you're saying easy I always thought that was an interesting thing it is dude it is like
7:35 a guy that just wants a lot of kids because there's dudes that have that like ready to go they're like they want to just get girls pregnant yeah there was that guy that Japanese guy that was doing that in Thailand remember you got caught with like like 50 kids or some ████ and he had like a whole lot like Haram do you kind of wanted your own Army though is that where it kind of comes from maybe I got a little Squad right here maybe it's like I can't trust anybody unless they're in my family yeah so I have to make a lot of people in my family but the chances are yeah but if you ever came from like any family you know like there's a lot of them that you just ████ I wish they weren't around dude in the glossary in the glossary of phobias is there a phobia for being the last of your bloodline no because that's what that ████ looks like to me yeah like there's a fear of like it'll end with me so I need to get my
8:25 sperm out he's like I might be the last of the Mohican yeah don't you think like you have that many kids the quality control of like having those kids they're just not gonna be like that cool you know as they get older because like think about all the Care the attention you have to give to like one kid and then you have like five kids five years in a row it's like no way let's ask the Mormons because they make successful people but they stay in the lives of those kids right yeah yeah they're not like Nick cannony and just having bomb ass Christmas gifts I got a PS5 again how do you have if you have a hundred kids right yeah let's go lower say 20. dude you spend once a day with one of them that's only a third that's already a third of the Year imagine if you had five taikas oh I that's one two three
9:15 four five like imagine if you did it back to back or say two years and they're all crank calling you and prank calling you guys are crazy different states are they Max I could have is two or three attackers I think yeah that guy's nuts like it's just a guy you met you think if you had like three more kids no you don't want three more kids do you want are you working out more I I'll be okay really but like in a couple years though right oh if I knock it out sooner than later yeah yeah oh that's true yeah that's true are you gonna knock it out what do you do yeah what's your move what's your thing what's the Clones hey can I ask you this do you remember like the night that you can see each one
10:05 are you like I know exactly what we did no do people normally remember that yeah that's why some kids are named Mercedes yeah or like Vegas names Sahara meet Henderson Henderson because they did it now this is Prim and this is Henderson for him oh my God this is Buffalo Bill over here this is Peggy suit this is physics this is Fort Apache [Music] foreign
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