0:01 Kevin Bacon. >> Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. This is going to be a lightning round one where I'm going to name a bunch of stuff and you give me your quick answer. Don't take too long to think. Each one of these ethnicities that I name >> impulse. >> You tell me what's the most common job that this ethnicity would have. >> Okay. Okay. Great. >> Chinese people, >> cook, >> restaurant. Oh, tax CPA. Um I Uber driver. >> Okay. >> Accountant. He's copied him. [laughter] Hella slow thinking and saying the A of CPA. Cook was pretty fast >> cuz as soon as I you say Chinese, I always think you know like the white apron with like the guys in the back like >> I'm probably going to say Uber driver for all these. >> Right.
0:51 >> That's fair. Thank you. >> What What job uh what's a common job that Koreans would have? >> Scammers. Jesus. Uh, karaoke bar. Not good. Uber driver. Liquor store owner. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. >> All right. >> That's an honest living right there. >> Record label owner. >> What is your karaoke? What? >> Karaoke bars [laughter] >> and notangs. I don't know. >> Oh, >> that's why it says a bad answer. >> That's true. Okay. What about Japanese >> sushi man? >> Underwear vending machine seller. >> Uh uh. That's not sushi. Uh uh uh uh. Dude, come back to me. ████ Karate, >> I think I'm going to Uber driver. [laughter] >> I've actually never met a Japanese Uber driver. >> No, I have. At least I thought he was. [laughter] [snorts] >> No, I got nothing but food. I'm only
1:42 thinking about Japanese food. Is that the only thing I think of? >> Ramen man, >> maybe. >> Yeah, >> that's the first thing that comes up. Yeah, I don't really think of Japanese, dude. >> I'm talking Yeah, I'm talking about katu, ramen, sushi, >> gardener in the in the in the '9s. Yeah, >> that's a pretty big stereotype. >> That's like That's like saying like a anime animation anime. >> There's a lot of Japanese landscapers. >> That's terrible. >> So you said, wait, what is it? The underwear vending machine seller. [laughter] >> So they sell the whole machine. >> Pretty good. >> More more common than Uber, dude. The vending machines that you guys have is crazy. >> Yeah, it's nuts. >> And it's You'll be hiking in the middle of a forest and there'll be a vending machine and you're like, how? And there's no ████ trash >> and it'll sell like a highball. Yeah, like beer. >> Yeah, beer. No, like alcohol, like uh whiskey sodas. Like, >> dude, imagine going up here to like
2:32 ████ Lee Canyon, right? And you're hiking and there's a vending machine in the forest and you're like, >> well, first off, where is it plugged >> into and there's no trash can next to it, but there's no trash anywhere, so you could just buy it. >> Where is there a place to throw the trash? >> Yeah, you put it in your pocket. You take it home, you throw it in your trash. >> What race is our boy the You know who the Bacons guy is? Kevin Bacon. >> No, the bacon. Kevin [laughter] Bacon eats >> he eats like um vending machine food all the time and he does like POV him just eating vending machine food. >> Are you sure that's not Kevin Bacon? >> No, dude. Is it Oh, it's a YouTuber. >> He's a tuber. >> Any tremors in the ground? >> No. No, you guys you is it dancing bacons? Do you know who I'm talking about? ████ I can't remember his name. I know there's a guy I saw a Japanese guy and there was like a vending machine
3:23 fool food hall >> was dancing allowed in the town that he was in. [laughter] >> There's like you could buy full like ramen or beef curry or like whatever on vending machines. I don't know if it's the same. >> This cat like will get he goes to all these vending machines all over the place and he'll just sit and eat it. But like he never shows his face but he shows his girlfriend. I >> swear to God it's Kevin Bacon. It's not Kevin Bacon, >> but Kevin Bacon is Asian. >> It's Asian. >> For sure Asian. He's definitely like He lives in Thailand or No, he lives in Singapore, I think. >> Oh, wow. >> All right. Ready? >> Dancing bacon. It's got to be I think >> Filipino. >> You some Asians. You guys are >> Oh, nurse. >> Navy. >> Yeah, definitely a hospital assistant. Okay. >> What' you say? >> Filipino. >> Oh, bad chef. [laughter]
4:13 I got him. Our first non Uber driver, but it's a bad chef. >> Clip it. Send it to the stupid ████ documentarians on YouTube. >> My first choice was dance, though. But I was like, that's not a job. [laughter] >> That's fair. And I said, nurse. >> Sorry. Very fair. >> You're right. >> Ler fan. >> All right. What about Vietnamese gambler? >> Vietnamese? >> Like that's not a job either. >> Yeah. No, >> I was thinking construction, but I don't know no Vietnamese construction guys. >> Car mechanic. >> Okay. >> Oh, did you say gambler? >> Yeah, I said gambler. >> Car mechanic that's uses the insurance to their benefit. >> Wow. >> Uh a nail nail shop owner. >> Ah, that's a good one. Yeah. >> Oh, that's a good one. >> Yeah. What do you think? Uber again. >> I go I go podiatrist or like like somebody in the medical field. >> Pharmacist.
5:03 >> Oh, pharmacy for sure. Pharmacy. >> Lots of Vietnamese. That's right. Why is it that they're all in podiatrist? >> I don't know, but there's a lot. >> Yeah. The only podiatrist friend I have is Vietnamese. >> That's what I'm saying. I I every time I went to a podiatrist cuz I I get ingrown toenails like a ████ It's always been Vietnamese people. >> He found it. It's dancing bacons. >> Dancing bacons. I knew it. >> Can you put in Kevin Bacon? Dancing bacons. >> Next time, don't help Steve. >> Hey, by the way, respect dancing bacons, you ████ ████ He's one of you. >> He's an Asian boy, I think. >> One of you. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Gosh. >> Mong people. >> Mong people. Uh, they are rappers in San Sacramento. >> Okay. Mongs. >> New Year's Eve fighters. >> New Years. MS. Mongs. >> Thai restaurant owners. >> Oh, mongs. >> Uh, JK video subject matter.
5:55 [laughter] >> None of these are jobs. >> Well, >> but we're we're talking about what what they work in, right? >> I don't know. No M job. You said New Year's party fighters. >> Yeah, they always fight. They always brawl. Weddings. >> Yeah, they're fighters. >> They like to They like to brawl. >> Every time the Mong New Year festival, there's always brawls. >> Really? >> That's the stereotype. >> It's like Irish people. Yeah. >> JK News subject matter. >> Only ever hear Mongs around here. But >> really? >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> well, where would I hear about him? What are you talking about? >> There's not a lot of Mong football players. That's why. >> Oh, that's true. It doesn't cross over with your interests. >> No. >> Yeah. interest. >> Yeah. Your one interest of >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I like baseball. >> What did you say for for the Mong job? >> I said it's the rappers in Sacramento. [laughter]
6:46 >> What is the typical like stereotypical Mong job? The actual one. Or is it New Year's Eve brawlers? [laughter] >> I don't know if there's a stereotype for a career. >> Well, now there a few of them are in politics. Oh, >> I found out that a lot of them own Thai restaurants. >> That's pretty interesting >> because since no one knows what Mong is, >> but a lot of them do live in Thailand or Cambodia or Laos. >> Yeah. >> That people know Thai food and then so they'll they make Thai food. >> Do you have like Mong notifications or something? >> What do you mean? >> Like on your phone or something? >> Mong alerts? >> Yeah. Are you always getting the latest news on the Mongs or some ████ How do you always know what the ████ going on? >> Me? >> I don't know what's going on >> cuz you're Omocrron. You're everywhere. >> You guys were the ones with the answers.
7:36 I just asked. I don't know what they're doing. >> What do you think their job is, ████ >> My only stereotype is that they other than what's been mentioned is that they have really, really cool traditional garb. >> It's pretty cool. >> It's like black silk. >> Oh, sick. >> Yeah. >> What about Cambodians? >> Fishermen for some reason. Donut. Donut salesman. Donuts. They all have doughnut shops. >> The doughnut shop is a stereotypical one. >> Yeah. >> And think about like a Steven Seagal movie with a Cambodian with a big stick and he's going through [laughter] >> like the river >> the freaking river boat. >> A boat roller. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's true. >> You said boat guys. >> Yeah. Boat guy. Dude, it's Steven Skull movie. They're always the guys that are like taking you to Vietnam >> across the ████ River. Yeah. >> And Steven Skull's like, "I'm CIA." And you're just like, "Okay, why do you say that?" There's always a B-roll closeup of one of them smiling with no teeth.
8:27 Barely. [laughter] And >> he's got like a little like what do you call it? A straw. >> Little buckwheat thing. >> Exactly. >> All right. What about Indian? >> Indian. I think of Indian street food with their feet. >> Oh god. Okay. Indian. >> The first two words that came to my mind was Patel owner. >> Patel. >> Yeah. Hotel. >> You know the Patel family or >> uh telephone customer service. >> Okay. Uh, tech. >> Tech. >> I think about a guy getting glitterbombed. >> Not Uber driver. [laughter] >> No, not Uber driver. Like guy getting glitter bomb. He's like trying to ████ open a package cuz he's trying to rip somebody off and then they have those video compilations of these cats. >> Oh, the scam guys. >> Yeah. Remember the Indian scam guy who got glitter bombed? Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. He's talking about the scam center footage. Okay. [laughter] >> I think I I'm thinking about calling
9:18 into like T-Mobile or something and then >> getting transferred. Wait, describe describe what a patel owner does. >> What's a patel owner? Isn't a patella a person's last name? >> I think maybe that's what the maybe I dreamt of a a Indian billionaire and then all his hired help are Patels. [laughter] >> I think the uh >> he owns all Patels. >> The motel like Indian like club. They're all I think they're like Patels. Really? >> The Motel Indian Club. You mean there's a society of Indian guys that all own motel? >> No context is necessary. >> Interesting. I've heard I've heard of that slightly. I didn't know it was like a widespread thing. >> Somebody somebody just told Bart the insurance company's watching this video like ah >> I don't know if it if [laughter] it's a clan or a family or a tribe or
10:08 something. >> Yeah, the Motel Indian Club. >> Yeah, but that I made that word up obviously, but it's one group. >> But they they do own like very remote all over. Oh, weird. >> They're all patel. They're all Patels, though, >> I think. So, yeah. >> All right. Mexican scrubbers. >> Okay. Mexican. Mexican. Um, bar. I mean, food carts on the street. >> Okay. Mexican >> construction. >> Nice. >> Uber driver. [laughter] >> Food carts on the street. >> Well, the funny thing is in in LA, like they do everything. >> Everything. Like they're they're the mayor to the freaking lady that's selling the roses which which is also Indians in the UK. Like Garcetti was the mayor. >> They are LA. >> Yeah. That's the prime minister all the way to the guy that's like delivering food. It's everywhere. >> You could name every job in LA. >> Yeah. >> Scrubbers is crazy.
10:59 >> Scrubbers. Wild. [laughter] >> Scrubber. >> Good thing you have the neck. >> Not even a job, dude. >> If you didn't have the neck brace on, you'd be in trouble with that. >> Scrubbers. [laughter] >> What the ████ is a scrubber? No, I just pictured a a person scrubbing like a Mexican floor. >> That's how you should be answering though. Just >> It may not make sense, but you got to say it. >> You said scrubbing a Mexican floor. Like it's got to be a Mexican floor. >> Yeah, like ████ you know the Mexican tiles and stuff. >> Hey, and they're like one day they're like, "Are you Portuguese? Why the ████ are you scrubbing a Mexican floor?" >> Ready? Armenian wahoos. [laughter] Zanku. Okay. >> Car accidents. >> Okay. >> Well, I don't know. That's not a job. >> Cologne store salesman. >> Yeah, >> that's actually true. >> No, no, no, no. It's car wash and then they sell cologne at the car wash
11:50 >> or jewelry watches. >> Big on jewelers. Yeah, >> you love the watches. >> Oh, yeah. Uh, luxury clothes salespeople. >> Oh. Oh, I know. You said car crash. [laughter] >> That's their job. They just crash cars and get insurance. No, you take your car to an Armenian car shop to get an even bigger spoiler. >> Yeah. >> Oh, I know one tow truck. >> Oh, yeah. >> There's a lot of Armenian guys that are tow that are tow companies. >> Oh, no. No. No. First thing that comes to mind. Car crash is your answer. Yours is car crash. You can't get away from it. You can't take it back. No takeies. Are you ready? No. Take back seats. White people. [sighs] >> President of the United States. >> What's that? >> I That's what I think about white people. They got away with it. >> That's their profession. Their profession is >> I don't know [laughter] >> what is that. >> Does it have to make sense? That's the
12:40 first thing that came to my mind. >> Okay. White people. Final boss. Okay. Uh car mechanic. [laughter] >> You see how long he took to think of it? >> He's just pandering cuz I'm here. >> No, cuz I'm like there's too many. [laughter] >> There's just too many. >> Oh, please. >> Steve, what's the typical white person job? President, Senator, Governor, [laughter] >> airplane pilot. >> Yeah, airplane pilot. >> Leader, mentor. [laughter] >> Savior. Savior. Even >> idol. >> Savior for sure. >> Father, son, holy spirit. [laughter] >> Jesus was white cuz we made himself. >> I was just thinking about my next door neighbor. Car. >> Santa. Santa. >> When I think white mainly is hall monitor. >> Okay. Yeah. >> Hey, what are you doing over there? HOA president. What are you doing? The
13:30 Karens. >> It's the girls though, not the guys. >> Guys are presidents, governors, senators. >> Yeah. Thank you. Mayors. >> So they're not scrubbers or car [laughter] crashers. Jesus. >> Yeah. Jesus. Santa. All of it. >> Very good. Okay. Well done. >> Thanks. >> Files. [snorts] >> What do you What Hey, real quick before we end it. What's your What's your white person's job? Ryan, >> he took it. >> Oh, pedophiles. Fast.
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