0:04 [Music] oh try to put try to try to like don't don't have such a clean mind for this one it's going to ruin it okay when do we ever have a clean mind let's start all right let's start with you cuz you might actually be fast at this what is your perfect freak off oh come on man we're not going there I already said so much on this channel what do you mean what perfect freak off like no I'm never going to have a chance of running for politics yeah dude like what's the perfect joji chawa freak off oh yeah freaking feudal Japan like armor and uh all the chicks are redheads Japan but all the all the GES are redheads they're all Irish there's
0:55 all this kind of got the gisha skin but the hair is just there's there's girls covering blue fin tuna Toro Toro ████ what would you like Joe as your perfect freak off you can't steal from diddies either yeah no biting ideas you could you can name small elements here and there we'll piece it all together baby oil these days you know I've been wanting to do a lot I've been wanting to play catchup on a lot of things that like bucket list wise I haven't been able to do I'm going to disappoint a lot of people cuz they're like you're probably going to have like strippers and ████ like that and I'm like no I'm starting a Veer toward some Grandpa ████ right so I I got back into um tobacco products cigars
1:46 but I'm like deep tobacco right I want to go to Cuba I want all of us to dress up like gentlemen right I want to go to a can I opt for something else what K can't lady a lady a lady oh no no you you we could we could be like no you have to dress as a no no no I think it would be cool if we if we no obviously I you I wouldn't see you in a suit unless you want to do that kind of power stuff no no no like okay I mean it is your fre off okay like a peeky Blinder like or like a like a like a Cuban like 1950s Casino boss right so we'll we'll dress in that kind of style right all right we go to we go to a cigar Factory do a cigar tour we learn how to roll cigars that sounds
2:37 like fun dude and then afterwards we're riding horses smoking cigars and then we go to the beach that'll be really cooles huh on the horses we're just riding cigars smoking and then we go to the beach and then we set up a little table with a coffee set so we smoke cigars and drink coffee yeah and then D and then we roll out David So covered in sushi like oh but where's the freak part that's what I'm saying is everything's so innocent now in my mind ooh that's the that's the Joe Frey I don't think freaky about me is like I'm getting so normal smoking a cigar and a horse sounds nerve-wracking to me really I feel like I would inhale getting lied and fall we don't have to like western style Stage Coach robbing like we could be like TR like TR
3:30 I went on a horse once for my sister's birthday and she wanted to ride a horse on a beach or some ████ and we did it and it was the scariest ████ thing I've ever done it is pretty scary sometimes horses are really scary yeah especially if they're going fast holy ████ no and that's a crazy thing they were just like and I was like oh God you can ride you didn't take off you were scared of the Horse no I wasn't I was toally ████ you can ride them pretty cheap in Glendo they got like all the movie horses yeah they have them like like in the same stable and then you can take them out one time uh me and smack and her mom went and then uh my horse like freaked out cuz I guess a deer went by or some ████ and it went just like ████ off yeah and I was I was this guy oh ████ you didn't know how to make it stop no you can't do ████ because they're not even they got spooked yeah oh you got to go wa how did you stop I just went with it until it stopped on
4:21 its own yeah and then the lady the lady the guide was just like oh you got to show some control sh what the ████ that happened to me in Cabo but it was on the beach and my horse took off cuz I was actually like pushing the horse a little bit but then the horse was like all right cool let's take off so you were so scared you're were probably so scared yeah at that point I was like okay this is fun this is fun and then okay this isn't fun anymore cuz I my saddle wasn't like fully tailored to me so I was sliding off I was tilting off so there was only one guy with us so he finally caught up to me and cut my horse off and that stuff my horse yeah um you're sliding off like you're about to do some archery on the yeah exactly except I looked probably way less cool it's crazy how scared you got on the horse pretty scared right what's um Colleen what's what's the Colleen linhardt freak off
5:12 thousands of bottles of lotion yeah a thousand bottles of baby oil m a bunch of lens wipes maybe RED cameras everywhere yeah seen all the the lenses being clean to Perfection aperture lighting you walk into a camera store ooh there's no very adventurous it would be something like archery we shoot guns we go like rock climbing or something you're supposed to have sex stuff in there well he why can't I be old in a n I'm old too like we're old over here this is the old table Elders table got to do orgy stuff cleen jeez she's getting there watch watch she's getting there good good and she's like and then we go into a Mongolian tent full of buff men yeah then there's like 20 Viking men lined up lined up all calling me
6:06 [Laughter] kisi I knew faning youan how shall we worship you today my queen yeah feeding me grapes imagine if that's her freak off there a bunch of editors asking what she wants how would you like me to cut this footage figure it out that's why I say these days so you really would do the same family of things just boring and old what for your Viking men calling me KES not oh well I guess that's is that boring and old oh it's a little better I think I'm pretty basic when it comes to sexual things yeah so it's not going to be that exciting like I I'll I'll replace all the cigar rollers with hot Latina Cuban women that are that are that got nice titties and they're rolling cigars and every time they roll cigars the how about they roll the cigar
6:56 with their titty now that's talent probably a bad cigar ████ falling apart what the ████ no that's who this flies in your mouth when you try to inhale you're not supposed to inhale who's tit's roll this who's tit's roll this I feel like all that ████ is so basic right like guys talk about it like it's the like they came up with the idea themselves like ooh I'm I'm going go into a mansion and there's going to be like 50 no uh 100 bad ████ and it's like and I won't talk to a single one of them I know youve just named the call sheet of a music video exactly what's your best freak off I think it's going to start with um I'm taking two California King
7:47 beds I'm putting them together that's the first thing I'm going doing California Kings I'm getting some a real big bed there's a name for that now there's like a a there's like a really B new big bed size I forgot what it was called but it's it's still a state but then it's like a whatever King Florida yeah like a Montana king or what I forgot it's called Texas something I feel like it'll be Texas maybe but it's like it's ████ big though wow yeah there is a name for I know I forgot it's called you want okay so you got two beds two beds cuz I just like a big big old California can you know yeah and then I'll probably I'll probably steal a page from from Diddy I'll probably get some some baby lotion I mean uh the the oil baby oil why do you like baby oil baby lotion me and Tiff are going to do a new room massage dude that's what we're going to do we're going to a new massage I'm going to run across the room I'm trying to skit off her butt cheeks you're going to use her as a slip
8:38 and slide my she she'll do me we'll take turns I thought in your dream you're going to have 50 guys that you can watch wa dude 50 guys I line them up and I just wrestle with all no baby oil though that's not weird we just do shark T we do shark take rounds we we do wall work and it's fun you said what get out of my tent it's not your freak off no dude what I'm not GNA go anywhere near slid through body I'm not going to be anywhere near a bunch of Vikings dude okay they all smell funny uh I'll probably do something like that that's was probably the freakiest thing we'll do is probably some new room massage some deep tissue I just think it's funny um it is funny but there's part of me that's was like you know I could see I could see the appeal in that remember that last scene in Dumb and Dumber when then when the girls come up in the bus and she's like you guys know any guys that can be our or boys and
9:29 they're like oh yeah we do over there when I was a kid I watch out I'm like you ████ idiot punch in the air dude when I why did you I felt so ████ mad I was like I would so sign up I ████ hate this movie do you realize what we've done like they're over there I love that Dumb and Dumber was such a good intro to like turn a phrase and like flipping it on you as a kid you were falling for those things you're like idiots it's so good I know they're so dumb traded it for a mini bike you ████ yeah you know what might would be you'd probably want to steal mine what's yours I want to set up a uh oh Kum make a onetoone replica of the
10:23 Kum scene from Blood Sport but then redo all the fights with like girls dressed as those characters oh so the guy that's going like this a bald Chi sheing a fake mustache and she's like oh like that the that one team sh and soccer played where it's all chicks but they had mustache that's my dream mic and then they're doing come on come on but it's a girl and I would just be dying laughing and then Ryan's like again again dying laughing at that dude the Kum redone with girls what's the sexual part maybe later it'll maybe I'll just store the images in my head yeah that's why I said he was going to get a wait till I'm single that's not freaking at all yeah I think that would be so funny to me man you did it for comedy reasons well yeah and it's also
11:15 like that's that's kind of hot you know what I always wondered so like especially the leg Breaking part oh God that's a real leg oh jeez so you know like you see like dudes like d belerian right yeah all these hot girls and whatever and then I go I'm thinking okay the way that this whole works out is like okay you have your fun doesn't last that long right you just have sex and then there's a phase of like okay I don't I don't really want these girls here what do you do in between yeah you do you go like talking about that can you go home now really he was talking about that in an interview cuz I'm like yeah what what do you do if you don't want want to spend time with them that's what I'm Wonder well he was like getting layers of like trying to
12:07 top yourself right so he just wants to have more and more more you're like desens you're desensitized to a different standard and then it gets to a point where that there's there's no cap you know what he said he does now he's like I just go to the beads train kick it with my boys and just you know hang out with my monog like sick of that lifestyle now which is funny I always I always wondered about the um the the actual reality so for example right like we're in entertainment we're around beautiful women but we also know the reality of hanging with annoying people no matter how hot they are for 5 hours straight on set or whatever it is and you're just like shut the ████ up or like like I wish I never knew you I wish I just knew you in a picture yeah yeah yeah right so how I'm wondering how
12:59 these guys like do they just kick them off or like from the from what I've seen being around people at that level like it's that's never been me but like they just straight up ignore them like they just they're just hired they just close their door oh so they just like bone and go okay and then they go like the amount of times that I've seen girls like that kind of just be upset and leave and then that's it it's very simple it's very like it's very transaction they don't even care to explain themselves at at that level they don't need to balance like they don't have to be tactful it's just like that's it no no no no no not at all like there's no there's no like hey so like they don't make up a lie I have to go do produce music or they don't say it's just that's it but like okay door just closed there's the there's the what do
13:51 you call it like the the the the the the um fantasy of look at these hot girls and bikinis and then there's the real ity of hanging out with 50 girls yeah or just 50 people in drama right right and then it's not just a couple of hours of partying it's they're living with you every ████ day yeah dude that's true I'm an introvert I'm just going to go in a room by myself that's how I feel too that would kill it for me this is too much look at this video cuz we were just laughing about that that's literally just a daytime at this house yeah it's just that's like and I that's what you just walk out to yeah so then if you just are not interested anymore you literally go to your room and close
14:41 the door while the part's going on and it just dis so just everything else is happening around you yeah and you just walk in and out of it like it's normal yeah it just becomes that feels like so 200 like 10 it yeah the the clothing and everything yeah yeah
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