0:00 [Music] so you guys ever uh use venmo and you pay somebody and you put like a little joke memo i love it i say sucking my dick off for ████ services yes four services the funniest when you put when i paid somebody anybody else got any paid me let me see if i have anything for exploring new adventures with a winky face yeah yeah yeah for your personality you know long time i'm trying to see if i did have any but i can't see right mine are probably so hacky compared to ryan's i don't see any now so he doesn't show me what i said anyway um the main thing here is that venmo has been reporting certain memos to the fbi depending on what you say so don't write sex services i don't know what i think
0:50 sex services you can do okay okay that's cool all right cool i think it's okay it's probably like drugs what you can't do is uh like this guy wrote isis recruiting funds and uh got his assets frozen oh it's kind of a classic but that's funny because isis would never use that memo they'd be like you know restaurant maybe that's what they want you to think yeah it's one of those ones okay so let's do a little role play if you were an isis what kind of uh memo would you put sending it to if you're sending money into a friend conversion fund conversion fund they're gonna freeze this video man there's some other things that that got flagged like another guy put uh for the release of the iranian hostages in my basement holy ████ people are comedians i think i put bribes for algerian border guards and he got his ████ frozen wow so
1:42 very geopolitical okay yeah that's what gets your ████ frozen if you're mentioning other countries hostage ransom this guy just put long live cuba and got his ████ oh ████ that's it that's lame yeah for weeks you couldn't use it so who reported these venmo did or maybe there's like a like an algorithm that just likes pulls out yeah i think what they'll do is that all these people have the same exact thing that happened where um there's their venom got frozen they got a call personally from um someone asking them like what was that about and then they just go it was a joke sorry well then like a few weeks pass and they can use it again but then the isis the guy put the isis thing um venom reported that to the fbi fbi froze bank accounts and he goes yeah it was for isis funds i thought it says it yeah it says it in the memo dude that's what i said
2:33 why are you calling me about it can you unfreeze my ████ next tax reporting's gonna be for 2022. oh my god not only crypto nfts and stupid like yeah venmo cash apps and then with people ████ making all of these things on the receipts like ransom money whatever right and then so now in the future ████ cpa they're gonna have to return like do these tax returns with like so what is ████ coin like you bought twenty thousand dollars of ████ coin and tommy's come talking there's like some funny names there are so it's it's even sadder that uh there was like an american journalist working in syria and he actually wrote syria in his uh venmo memo when he was paying somebody and he she got frozen for that so he was in syria that's such a bad system such a waste
3:23 though because you should put should put like for butthole eating services or something yeah because that's all good yeah the government's not freezing those these ones were flagged and then these was warrant so you have uh words like uh for some reason cuban sandwich gets a flag because it's the word cuban so maybe cuba is just a flag word damascus steel gets flagged the mask is steel kkk doesn't whoa hitman doesn't and neither does bomb that's weird why cuba what's going on that we don't know what if i put china what's up with these sandwiches what's all these sandwiches where are these cuban sandwiches are you a fan of cuban sandwiches so i think that's a it's almost like a psa that anybody
4:13 who's putting joke memos because we try right now use bomb kkk and your gucci yeah i don't know i got money in there happy ending honestly if you did put happy ending you put you probably should put hooker it'll be fine but then i think it's more like ████ it's more like foreign relations based ████ that's even worse yeah so what about how about like iranian ████ that'll get you flagged if he even has iran you'll be flagged you can't even put iran yeah what if i say bomb hitler tacos probably gonna be fine honestly yeah because that's true but like north korean massage well that you might get flagged not for the massage what if i put taiwan is a country do you remember when um you already this video is going to take [Laughter] like this is slightly off topic but might as well be addressed do you remember when mountain dew had that
5:03 contest to see what they were going to name their new flavor yeah and they left it up to the internet it's like in the early 2000s so they did this contest they were like anyone could submit any name for a new flavor we will just let everyone vote and then whatever the top one is we're gonna make that the flavor you know it was number one and number two ████ well they tried but no number one was gushing granny number two was hitler did nothing wrong oh my god what would that flavor be that'd be the opportunity to just draw such a bad idea wow i i'm into gushing grannies i think because grannies could be a good does that mean like everybody collectively came up with that on their own or were these choices because they were a bunch of they're yeah they were a bunch of submitted they were a bunch of submitted choices that like 4chan just ████ destroyed it gushing grainy grape could
5:53 be could be pretty good let me let me read you guys let me read you all of them i mixed them up number one was hitler did nothing wrong okay number two is gushing granny number three's fapple number four is diabetes number five is gushing granny again wow popular well it's probably the end versus the g right yeah yeah yeah the apostrophe yeah number six is granny squirt number seven is gushing grannies number eight is gushing granny number nine's fabulous apple followed by gushing green granite so no no there's no legit entries what do they end up doing they canceled they ████ up they said you just ████ it up yeah just pick the one all the way down that's not that bad there is one that wasn't that bad i mean after you got to go through moist nuggets sour granny slap you get to meeny greeny that
6:44 was probably the only one that was like sort of green yeah meany greeny and then right after that granny mist granny's that's good that's good that's not that bad either no that's better than a gushing granny yeah oh my god and think of granny's watching this she's like what's wrong with me it's only grannies who voted yeah yeah they're like can't i have anything no flavors named after us you would think i mean like in an age like that they were like okay you guys ████ it up what a joke now it's like you joke around and it's like are you joking yeah don't you really have these thoughts though so annoying okay are you sure you want to tell a joke yeah you sure you want to do that because the penalty is just like if you
7:34 were telling the truth back of the head bad boy try it try it yeah it's rough man you know like people just didn't people didn't just disappear right there's the same people that were laughing at it today they're just like ashamed to laugh at it now you know what a lot of the uh reasons are now it's because oh i've matured i used to laugh at it because i didn't know any better but now i'm more mature i don't laugh at it and i'm like bro you stupid you lost life that's a very good responsibility you're stupid i'm mature you stupid that's my response to everything yeah so you know if you're if you're playing with venmo be careful with the memos for now until like you know the jokes become very clear until this ball is over yeah no geopolitical
8:24 stuff maybe you could go on cash app they don't care maybe zell was nicer about that too yeah on the memo would you go from bank to bank that's even more sketchy you know on the wire you could send a memo to the person and the bank so it's separate yeah when you do it when you do a transfer there's one for the bank and then there's one that says that's the funny one and this is the business what if you mix it up the bank would understand like these guys are funny whoever these guys are he's like these dude check these out check out these like doing the domino's special order thing when you ask them to do something random oh yeah you ever seen those well did they make a letter out of pepperoni people started making jokes in those when they'd be like uh if you had any special requests and you could say things like flip i don't know every other slice upside down and they would just some of them would do it just you know to appease you because they
9:14 play along and then they would start doing really advanced stuff and you know depending on who you get right they might do it yeah that was fun this makes your job more interesting sure yeah but then if you i mean if you said anything that had to do with iran or taliban yeah i'm probably gonna get rewarded my friend made my pizza pizza right and i was like so what is the most weirdest ████ in the toppings and the things that they've asked for and they go there's this guy that always came in and he wanted the pizza with no toppings and i'm like so what it's just cheese pizza and he goes no like just the yeah just the baked pizza that's it just the box just the pasta the ████ stock so he wants it the way like bubbly shells hit in the ████ fridge yeah he wants to make his own pizza huh bubble leaves the crust right i've never ordered one have you tried doing that the bubbly it's i've seen it
10:05 and i'm like how does that thing stay fresh it's vacuum packed ████ yeah yeah he's like then he would come in and he just orders just the pizza just like bread baked pizza oh it's funny that's so fitting that like a lot of the time the weirdest thing people order is really just the absence of things rather than like yeah accessibility right right that's probably the creepier thing because then you just like give me a hot dog hold the buns just hold the hot dog yeah just hold the hot dog that's like some eric audrey ████ like he'll just go up to a ████ thing yo i i remember my brother took me a mexican restaurant right and i was with his buddies and then like um um i smoked weed and then and then a little high so we were just sitting there and i was ordering and he was getting frustrated with me and then i was like all right ████ i'll order and i said can i get a
10:56 quesadilla meat quesadilla with no cheese because i'm allergic i i don't i have i'm lactose and he almost kicked my ass because he was like why the ████ did you order quesadilla with no cheese and i'm like why oh it's a quesadilla it's supposed to have cheese quesa yeah queso yeah i know but i was high that makes sense god yeah that is kind of weird right because i was like oh wait yeah maybe i'll get a taco then question it's gonna be my ass cause i didn't order cheese in my quesadilla [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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