0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to another amazingly happy episode of careful Boaz I've never been happier we got Geo with us today yay so since taika is so good at talking now what are some of his best quotes that he said lately we know about 45 books-old my favorite which is what the clean version of saying butthole yeah how did he come up with that because it Rhymes well he knows that like he can't say butthole so he would say it everywhere he would stayed in school and can be evaluated um just to see what was going on because he was like on seizure medication and then he was acting out at school like not being able to sit still and he was super irritable and we're like okay it could be medication side effects or it could be some like
0:50 um social skills psychological thing that's going on with him so we were getting both things evaluated and even then when he was getting evaluated with the psychologist um she came out of the room that I was waiting in while he was testing and she goes um so I think we're gonna have to stop the testing early today because when I was asking taika some specific questions he just kept saying butthole and I was like ████ so like he just couldn't stop saying butthole such a bad thing to do such a thing worse well it's because of Art uh well he like thinks it's funny but we need to keep a straight face cute test stuff you know like stuff that's like okay you got 30 seconds um you see this now recreate this and then I just patient word butthole butthole butthole
1:44 our review is like those are my jeans probably 100 your jeans are strong it's yours that's GEOS yeah um so that so then yeah so I was threatening his little five-year-old life I'm like bro I'm gonna ████ end you right now and then he was like all right ████ 25 bucks souls and I'm like oh it's 25 bucks 45 45 whatever 45 bucks so to get around it like before it'd be like like he knows that's the punch line so even if it's like in real life oh my butt itches my what it is and goes my butthole but now he'll be like what it's just my 45 bucks off why 45. because I guess 45 bucks and then so that you could 45 bucks isn't anything wrong I like how you're breaking down the five-year-old logic I'm pretty sure it's just probably funny yeah yeah because I get it yeah because
2:34 I because I get it because it's 45 cases but box hole sounds like butthole and it's also close enough where he if he says it everyone else knows what he's talking about so it's like that I think you remember most of his little things okay yeah 45 bucks you know all of his things what else does he say like what you know like he's he's in that no filter he's in that no filter stage right where he's just observing ████ and just saying exactly for sure remember when he told someone uh I forgot what he would where we were he was like man why is that person look so old was it an actual person yeah but I can't remember it was just medium dude I don't remember what else he says he has so much today I like I like the videos like Papa you have a Chinese face yeah that's another top quotable right again and he's not wrong
3:26 what did you say in response to that I so yeah I do because it's never like you're not ready to receive anything like that you know you're like prepared for it so dramatic yes I guess I do and even and even if you are like let's say you like you put on your ████ baseball outfit he's in his baseball outfit if it catches me you're ready okay throw me your best ████ baseball throw you close your eyes when you open it it's like a ████ water balloon or like like just everything is curveballs all the time with them yeah you just can't even like yeah you cannot predict what you can't prep for it yeah that's so interesting he's sharpening your skills as a comedian yeah for sure do your kids do that uh one of them ████ on my shoe the other day oh yeah yeah that is a curveball it's a water balloon they normally don't
4:16 ████ on your shoes right your shoe right on the top oh right on the top right on the top of the shoe and then throw my shoes away creative did you look at it and go kids will be kids I started crying I was like I was like babe come in here look what Leon did and then we started crying together a little Scamp oh my God he's grown up he's learning so it's so cool Leon yeah what's your what's the girl's name Winnie Winnie Winnie that's a nice name yeah like Winnie Cooper yeah why is it lyanna winning she wanted to name him uh she wanted to name her Winnie and I want us to name him Leon I thought it was a good man so now you don't have names for your real kids when they come along you just used it up on these ████ pugs real kids are you do you think I'm a fool
5:06 take me do I look like the dumbest guy in the world look like the dumbest guy in the world okay so it's some crazy things your kids have said yeah yeah what's what's the funniest one you can't contain himself yeah I just there's so many because they just say so many intelligent stuff throughout the day my kids are non-verbal oh ████ yeah dude they don't really talk that much yeah dude there's still four months okay there's still four months they actually identify as pugs yeah so please just watch your mouth it sure is scary when you when you can't trace where this kid is getting these moments of dialogue from yeah or even moments of anything yeah like when we're uh at his basketball practice like everyone's like dribbling around okay
5:57 beep my class about to start right so the coach said all right everyone put their balls to the side everyone goes like this it puts it off to the side because they're gonna go do some Japanese taika grabs the ball and just ████ launches it as far back as he can like he's ████ in a strong man complex literally like whoosh like that and then I I look at them and I'm like why why'd you do that you know why you did you never know why he does it why didn't he do it if I had to guess if I put myself in this ████ little like ████ five-year-old pants it's probably like magic it's kind of cute very cute he probably has always wanted to know what it feels like to launch a basketball in a gym but he can't because he'll get in trouble because there's other games going around so if the coach is like oh let's put her
6:48 stuff away him launching it is technically not in trouble and so he gets to do it's a technicality he didn't specify how to put it away oh that he finds Tom yes he's good at loopholes huh so he's ████ he's your accountant basically exactly when he does ████ I don't even ask Taiko why he did it I'm like why did he do it why did he do it yeah oh God this guy's a menace there was this kid um he's like this nine-year-old kid that used to hang out at the studio in quest Learning Center back in the day he's like the son of one of the owners and he he came up to us one day and he he just went you guys want to see me pants myself [Laughter] and then he pulls it back up and goes
7:39 you thought you thought yeah he goes yeah you thought like like we basically like psych yeah he's like saying psych we're like no we didn't think that you were gonna really show us are you weirdo yeah get out of here man like that's a dangerous thing to play around with but yeah that's what that's something that tiger likes to do where uh we'll tell him to go take a shower and then he goes into the bathroom to go take a shower but then he's butt naked now so he runs back outside he always has to do every single day he runs back outside and he goes here comes the naked boy here comes he does he does it every time so we went let's go Airbnb we're like uh went to a handle like Dave and our friends Anna Jeremy yeah yeah yeah last weekend we're like when you go shower you cannot sing that song and you cannot come downstairs that's why but it's so funny we're like
8:30 no one wants to see your pee pee dude that's nasty like it kills every time you got a better closer and then uh well what were we doing we're getting ready to swim and then why did he pull his pants down to show his people in front of all the adults what I don't know or he said something happened and he's like Oh you mean like this and he pulls down his peepee and all the dogs like what the heck is going on and then we're like hey put your PP put your PP away and then he puts it away we go swim whatever uh the next day there's a trampoline in the back so he's bouncing up and down oh no it was me and Jeremy uh we're watching our kids play Oh No and then taika looks like he's sweating up a storm and on The Hitchhiker you want to take your shirt off and he goes I'm not gonna let anybody see my belly and then Jeremy's like but his beep he's
9:23 okay I don't know dude I don't know so it seems like a lot of the things that Micah does you could identify as like that's Bart's kid 100 what are some things where you go that's Geo's kid when he blows his eyes and he talks with his ████ hands like this to be like Mom but you said and I'm like stop doing that don't talk to me like that like that his attitude problem told you I wasn't lying oh wow attitude like his response to being told like something like it's an attitude yeah like he's clearly irritated and he's just like like this like this you had you have that same thing now or as a kid it's how he was amazing yeah like I'll be like what are you doing and he's like
10:14 what are you doing yeah yeah you better watch the ████ out why you sound like your mom draws all over his hands oh my God holy ████ you forgot I was like why is he drawing on his head and I'm like oh does he ever just do flat out impersonations of you guys if he's so he hasn't been around Chinese that much but like when my mom calls him ████ oh that's good this is good you have like three times and I'm like that's you fool do you know that oh he doesn't do that on the
11:05 Mexican Mexico man so is he is he currently still identifying as Chinese yeah or he don't identify as Mexican at all not really yet don't know why that's so funny yeah maybe later for the second time it's fun of the Chinese side it's funny and is that something like when he makes fun of like Chinese sounding stuff are you trying not to laugh or do you just he's laughing oh okay I can't help it you trapped it I don't know he's the worst I have to like me is funny I have to clean it all up all the time my kid's good man I'm laughing but I have to I have to I have to stay firm like there's got to be someone I can't and then there's times where I have to like like I just have to like yell to like get him intimidated a little bit so I can just kind of laugh but yeah I have to stand firm because this ████ won't do it you know what game they play right now what uh he goes Papa do you want to
11:55 play a game and then Bart's like yeah it was okay let's play a game different ways people die oh yeah so he's like okay so he goes I'll go first um I jump out of an airplane without a parachute and then he goes okay you get struck by lightning and then like they keep going back and forth on how people will that's creative games what the ████ we can play anything else hey he's a writer he's very creative but I'm like bro and then I'll be like okay now there's an eagle that comes from the sky and he goes and his Talon's pull your eyeballs on your bleed everybody goes oh touche game recognized game they're going ████ dude like please don't play this at school so I actually want to bring it back for like an off
12:45 the Record and we play that game with him dude I'll beat him bro yeah I did and they'll just be quiet because they're like good they're good boys and girls and they'll just sit in my lap okay but we have to eat feed them ████ in your lap or on Daddy's new pair of shoes I bet Titans never ████ on your shoes before no I think he has isn't he because don't you guys share on the side of the road all the time all the time I feel okay that's a reason only once oh really for me and him to get to get together I thought it was a couple of times no I thought that was because you said the trailer had like a you couldn't get in so you had to pee on the road yeah yeah that was the only I don't know he likes there's multiple
13:35 situations of this he made ████ up a couple times no no he was I was the only one dude what's some stuff that he was like uh having a hard time learning not to do and now he doesn't do it anymore peeing in public oh yeah yeah yeah how public like okay so uh this is before we moved to Vegas we were still looking at different properties and stuff and one of them um we went inside I think it was with Grandma outside so we went inside to kind of scope up the space we turn around and all we see is five-year-old ████ or ████ maybe four years three or four year old yeah ass cheeks just ████ pissing on the property the
14:25 lawn that we're looking at our Realtors like she's like oh my God oh my God so yeah that's what your kids do all the time no that's just the funniest situation ever too yeah you know like guess we're not getting this house original open house behavior is like so this is the bathroom and this is the kitchen everyone's like even like me and Geo we don't act like this but when we're in there we're like this ones like this and they're pleasantries and then you just turn around and you know like those kids are t-shirts like up here and the pants are all the way to the floor yeah that's awesome in the Korean market he did it too where I was like oh my God no potty training him and the way we did it was dude just be butt naked and just wear because we were always home he was a coveted kid you know yeah so I'm like wherever you got to be just pee it's
15:15 fine we'll work it out later but we just didn't know that it was gonna happen in public that would carry over I gotta pee and he would just pull it down we're like no dude not here yeah that's pretty tough huh because there's a lot of stuff that he does where it's like wrong in public so how when it happens like how do you guys he's confused yeah like how do you guys teach him because he doesn't know any better but he gets it 100 now but we tell them yeah we tell them like you're not in trouble but you're just this is inappropriate you're not supposed to do anything and then he goes okay and then it doesn't do it again he'll try to remember it yeah okay that's good it's not like night or night and day it slowly gets there yeah do you guys like yell at him first like as a response or is it like try to calm him that or because you know you might not be angry that he's doing it or like how do you guys dead not angry we're almost never angry yeah that's good that's good yeah we're almost there because we know he doesn't know yeah we just like try to make you like hey like one of Tyga's
16:05 favorite things especially when I'm around he goes like this and then he's just like ████ yelling at him he just liked it I'm like we're at a restaurant you can't do that you know but if that's a guy home I don't care if we're watching TV and he just goes I'm like that's fine I'll play with them but I'm like hey like I think it was about to do that a couple times today at the funeral yeah and I was like you can feel it coming off I feel like I'm feeling like I can't do that no not right now are you talking about the ledge though because once he gets close to that break before yeah you can't do the beat that's the first thing yeah this morning this I didn't because this is the today was the first time he ever did it in the morning I barely woke up did you see what he did no he socked me in the back when you were asleep no I woke up I woke
16:55 up and I was just walking around the kitchen and then he's in his pajamas still he's never done it like Spider-Man in the morning but I just hear him go he socks me in the back do you know what's hard too is like if he's at home and he's taught to be comfortable in himself at home but then guests come over like how do you guys like oh because it's like he's still yeah yeah [Music] like like your kids um no stop saying like that no I'm just I'm just drawing the ████ uh what is it the parallels here dude I thought you're talking down to me um no it's just the repetition part you know because we know he's not doing it out of like ill intent or like yeah you know like there's nothing behind it like it's just so innocent like dude not right now like we don't do it here what's the rule for like can he just
17:46 sock you anytime supposed to if we're at home well so the rule is because we don't want it to go to school just start socking people up and so we have it where you have to ask someone or you have to ask Dad like are you can I play oh yes then it's like you could do whatever yeah okay so play the circle of play yeah we don't want like he just has a ball and just throws it it's always like do you want to play basketball okay then you can play so this morning would have been considered flagrant foul yeah that's a two you didn't say nothing you just oh man imagine he goes to school hey you want to play they say yes [Laughter] we need another step yeah yeah what about in Jiu Jitsu like how is he acting like he ████ he's not interested in it right now oh not right
18:36 now yeah I know he just ████ around so he'll like let kids Mount him and then he'll start tickling them he just lays limp and he like lets them just kind of like practice his defense that's just a pacifist approach he'll be like what's over there [Music] wait kind of smart a little bit but yeah he doesn't care about it I don't think he I don't think he uh likes yeah he's bored he loves basketball that's where his thing is yeah but Jiu Jitsu is just something you want him to just have the self-defense knowledge yeah so like be comfortable with that yeah then you know like it's one of those like wax on wax off things where like I know he doesn't like it but if we just do it even at the bare minimum one day when he's like 10 and he runs into a bully he's gonna oh ████ I know what to do right tickle and lay there hey look over there
19:28 or he'll just charge up randomly like [Laughter] even when we go swimming like his Jiu Jitsu kicks in like yeah you get on my back and I'll feel him get his hooks in yeah he gets his Hudson and then he does his seatbelt which is like one arm is under one is over and then he has Gable so like regular people might grip like this or whatever but this is specific boobs dude yeah but there's a specific like it's called Gable grip in like grappling and he I see his little Gable grip really tight so it's just like those little things oh ████ it's clicking named after Dan Gable a very famous American wow even when he falls he he's just something that he rolls his eyes at he doesn't really roll his eyes I think he was just doing it no I know he does yeah I'm rolling my eyes too and I miss
20:19 it yeah yeah at the same time so now it will be it'll be like not as clever dab jokes he'll roll his eyes at me it's a crowd yeah what is it called uh in front of my uncle's funeral they dig like a big hole out of the ground yeah and there's a piloter and then now the bulldozers come in to put the dirt back over the casket so he's like Papa look what are they gonna do with the dirt and I'm like oh let me make pancakes out of it and then he goes [Laughter] just to cover up the the casket dude get duh pancakes is fun man I don't only
21:10 ████ with them what I feel like the answer is so obvious because I'm actually telling him like you're ████ they're gonna do with the dirt yeah he's five you son of a ████ you're ████ my girl what are you an idiot what are you ████ five losers go back to school at that field I went to my uncle's funeral and they're making pancakes not even looking in the same direction bro they're like this and then um also last thing I wanted to know besides squats what's the other do you have any other immediate like punishment type for sure like what besides because
22:03 it's like the reference of like oh Duke squats now because you did something he's done push-ups uh we've had him do burpees before um well he's really good wow it's starting to backfire it is he likes it he's getting too ████ well I'll be like okay that's I was like I'll let you know what that means that's 30 squats but like I'll do a hundred he'll start doing like like he's doing them in the first time he's looking ten he goes you know what I like doing these this is good for my muscles and I'm like okay you're not enjoying them right now yeah he's like I had some weight yeah I had some weight yeah it's a little too easy burpees push-ups lunges you're at a wall because you know how he's like he can't like stop fidgeting like do you think oh that's bad for someone like him add that age would just be it yeah no punishment where he
22:54 would she would just hate it I would never do that it's just failure for sure they wouldn't do it hey dude they could if they did you make your son do after he's shat in your shoe yeah you gotta lick your mouth [Music] um foreign
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