0:05 Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. We're going to help you make some decisions on what TV shows to stay away from. What are some series that you Are you ready? Severance, dude, it's boring as ████ Shut up! Wait. YEAH. DEAL WITH IT, HATERS. DEAL WITH IT. WELL, PART OF COME GET IT. What season? Listen, I will say like some of the filming techniques, cool. But the story, I'm just like I've heard you make it in. So good. I went made a podcast we can't we can't talk about it. It'll spoil it. I I haven't started yet. Do the whole thing. But I But you Okay, I'll take your word. Um um I I don't know because a lot of people love it out there. So I know that. Yeah, cuz Anthony's on it. I'll say this, I I re- we tried to watch season 2. I watched the first episode and I was like, do I have to rewatch the
0:55 whole season 1 again? Cuz I forgot everything. You saw it that far back? Yeah, I think so. But it was just like cuz it's so it's also the the plot is so like there's so many moving parts. But are you Yeah, you do forget. currently Do you watch like I know you watch it like when it comes out. Yeah, right away. But Honestly, I we were watching Severance but then White Lotus came on and I was like, yo, ████ Severance. I'm watching White Lotus cuz White Lotus right now It's pretty good. They They're just good at It's like It's like Every episode is ████ ████ Yeah, every every season they're at a different resort and they just follow like four or five different families and how their all lives intersect on this resort. I heard everyone's going to Thailand now. Yeah, so it's like it is cool how they do that. Um like cuz it is like they they they don't reveal a lot of
1:45 information about these characters so you're like, what the ████ is going on? And it's like shady behavior. So it all it all comes together pretty well. Like they they do hook your ass really well. Yeah, unlike Severance where they they pay off is at the end. The pay off is at the beginning and then they show you how it Every episode they just give you more ████ to theorize. The theory is a fun thing. I don't want to go to work when I'm watching a show. Honestly, it's the lights for me that that takes me out. The whole thing. The whole aesthetic, everything. Exactly. You know I don't. it's creative. I like the concept. You don't like The Office? I know what you like. No, no, I I don't like like office settings at all. Montoya, por favor. MONTOYA, NO! POR FAVOR. OH MY GOD, MONTOYA. DUDE, that's my guy. Montoya is my ████ guy, dude. Who's Montoya, por favor? He's the guy I've been sending to the group chat, dude. The guy who's always like getting getting cut. He's watching
2:35 HIS WIFE GET ████ UP. BRO, I WATCHED THAT. OKAY, I that show is ████ up. What show is that? That's like Love Island Spain. Yeah. Dude, poor Montoya, dude. Montoya, he's our boy. getting clapped up by He's getting clapped up nonstop. But did you see the one where I sent you where the guy's like like drumming her cheeks? Yeah. And he's making out with her and then they cut to Montoya every time HE'S LIKE, AH! EVERY SINGLE TIME. YEAH, here we go. Dude, this is this ████ is gas. You were talking about gas. That's his chick. Por favor, Montoya. I love how he has to go to the ocean, dude. It's so dramatic. Hey, is Montoya a cool dude? Or is he a Is he a buzz? He's a good dude, man. I don't know. Dude, who's this lady? Who's this ████ She's notoriously cheating on him all
3:25 the time. All the time. So they're together and she's like going on dates ████ other dudes? It's always a running. And he has to go to the beach and do this all the time. Who's that girl though? Why does HE KEEP GOING BACK? OH MY GOD. IS THAT the same clip or is that multiple times or He always takes off his shirt. He always runs to the beach. I think it just keeps happening to him. He basically I mean he's watched his girlfriend cheat and cheat and cheat and cheat. And and the producers are loving it. They keep on dropping her into more situations where she's cheating and then they show Montoya every time. Our poor boy can't catch a break ever. Montoya, you got to leave the show, man. Leave the chick. That guy turns around and there's a screen with this chick making out with another dude. At all times. They even show her getting railed at one point and you can see it and hear it. Clapping cheeks. And they're literally My jaw dropped. I was like, what show is this? It's I think it's like Love Island. Spain or Temptation Island. Yeah, Temptation Island. Spain. So the idea is like you go in as a couple and then
4:15 you're supposed to get tempted the whole time and this ████ just keeps on getting pounded. It's called Temptation Island and then that's the only clip I've seen. Perfect trailer. Dude, no. And by the way, by the way, it's a Why are you Why are you guys watching that stuff? I like I like watching trash TV. I watch trash TV. I love I love watching Bachelor and Bachelorette. Dude, My Gypsy Wedding classic trash TV. Yeah, I yell at the freaking TV during Really? So what Okay, what is it about the viewing experience of Bachelor that gets you your favorite part about First of all, I can be as vile and hateful as I want. I judge all these people. But but by the way, I don't take it too far. I don't go on Twitter and call them ████ ████ or whatever. I'm enjoying it for what exactly it's meant to be. It's in my own home and me and Nikki we are venomous ████ hating ████
5:05 We're judging the ████ I see a person's face and I'm like, that guy sucks. I don't even know one thing about him yet. But it's so fun and cathartic. Smack was like recording me secretly while we were watching and she posted it on her thing and then the video it's just me going, who the ████ is that? No one cares. Bro, I can't imagine seeing YOU DO THAT. LIKE HE'S NOT GOING TO PICK HER. Why is she here? Like it's just me like What's the next season of the Bachelor? A what? When's the next season of the Bachelor? It's coming I think it'll be coming up soon because this one's about to end. Okay. I feel like for us for us to Who's that? The Bachelorette. What was her last name? I thought her last name was Red. I was like, what? We want We know the garbage over here. For us to save the channel, we need to all do reviews of the Bachelor. As a as a squad. Do reaction videos I think I think we should. babe, we got to work tonight, okay? We got to work. We're going to watch some
5:55 Bachelor tonight. Do you watch Love Island? I haven't watched any of it. The closest thing we've seen is Love Island Love is Blind. Oh my god. If I could just If I could get a ████ lobotomy just so I could watch all the like Love Island season 2 again, I would, dude. I would. Love Island season 2 is ████ fire. All the All the homies that I really I I I I like their recommendations. I know all my homies that have really good taste in shows, they're always like, dude, Love Island is the show. The best of the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I keep forgetting to watch it. But the Bachelor I'm going to Love is Blind is is terrible. It's so good. I love it. And and um the other one, the ████ Wack. Perfect Match. All the Nick Lachey garbage is the best, dude. Honestly, I can't wait till they get divorced, dude. Oh, man. Oh, Nick Lachey. What's going to happen, dude? Garbage. Well, did it Who watched Who watched Jersey Shore when it was We used to
6:45 watch Jersey Shore. Okay, I used to watch it. I saw some of it but I didn't really get into it. I got into Laguna Beach though. Oh, my You actually watched Laguna Laguna Beach Well, cuz my I had a girlfriend at the time who was into it. Laguna Beach. What? Lauren Conrad, come on. LC. Oh, dude. Yeah, LC's the best. LC's the best. I like the Aussie one. She forgives but she doesn't forget. Ozzy Osbourne had one. That one was really addictive. Meet the Osbournes. By the way, That was a good show. But that's the the Hills or whatever, that that that's a show where that I went to it thinking I'm too good for this ████ cuz my girlfriend was really into it and then by the end of it I was like, I think I'm more into this show than she is. For different reasons. Love garbage. It's my favorite. Is 90 Day Fiancé still rolling? Love that 90 Day Fiancé is so good. But the I specifically love that one um
7:36 What is it called? The the season of 90 Day Fiancé where they had the Williams guy. Do you remember that? There was just like one black auntie who was swore she was in love with this catfish. Yeah! His name was Williams but he was like a freaking totally fake Russian bodybuilder looking guy. And she'd be like, I don't think Williams would lie to me. And the whole family's trying to have an intervention. Mom, he got a last name for a first name. Come on. Hey, did you guys see that news story? This is completely off topic but the news story about that lady from like I think she is from the Bronx and she went all the way to Pakistan Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. and she just like, I want the government of Pakistan to pay me. She was the catfish. Yeah, yeah. Oh, she was? She No, I thought that's what I thought too like the dude looked at her and bailed. The dude like she went over there the dude was like, who the ████ are you? Oh, yeah, it was like an arranged marriage she she ████ And now she's like stuck in Dubai now
8:27 and like can't get home. She's like, I want a plane ticket back from Dubai. plants to to fix Pakistan or something. That's so sad. Honestly, the roads, terrible. Y'all need to do something about And she's like, I just need 50K in my account. Dude, taking American attitudes into Pakistan is amazing. And they're all just like, what? Why Why is this woman talking? They're all just like filming her but they're like straight-faced about it which is hilarious. It was just fascinating. Yeah. I I would have been scared for her. Like you know what I'm saying? Like wouldn't this guy stand be like, who you talking to like that? Is there a camera crew following her and there's like a producer or media? Bro, it was like everyone around they're like, well, let's just film this. And apparently she was like, everyone is so nice here. I don't get this kind of attention in America. She's like, Pakistan she's nuts. Let's just film her. So there's like a Pakistani reality show around her? Not even. That's just their actual news. It's happening, yeah. But
9:19 she's not in Pakistan no more. Yeah, she's in Dubai. She ended up in Dubai and now she's asking for people to like help her get home. I tried watching Parks and Recreation, didn't get into that. Woah, that was good. what's funny is always like I like the office. I heard like the Thursday I like the tires. Tires is I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. That's a good one. It feels so short cuz it's like 20 minutes. Is it still going? They're going to do a season 2. Oh, they are? Okay. I'm watching Vikings right now and Evil. Those are Vikings great. You've been watching Vikings for like like years. They got a ton of seasons, huh? Yeah, which one? Not the I started January. One episode a year. I'm on season 5 now. Any of you guys see 1883 or 1923? No. What's that about? It's a TV show. Good series. It's by the same Yellowstone people. Oh, is that Yellowstone? Everyone loves Yellowstone. Everybody loves it, but I got enamored
10:10 by 1883 and 1923, which are like the companion prequel pieces. So, I can't haven't gone back to Yellowstone since. the ending to Yellowstone was whack as ████ And almost like Dexter, where you're like, "Why did I watch this show?" Is it over? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know it was over. You know what I'm looking forward to? Shogun. What is that? I feel like you said that last time we talked about Is it still Is it On FX. It's not out yet? It's probably out by now. Oh. They're filming it right now. Oh, it's probably out by now. Have you guys watched I think it's called The Jackal. I think it's a little bit like I haven't seen it. It's actually pretty good. What's The Jackal? I'm not a Redman guy. Really? Didn't one of you guys say This this was actually pretty good, except for a few a few parts. And there was one part where I think you'd really like how creative uh I don't want to give it away, cuz this is nice. No, he's not hot at all. Hold on, I'm not interested. Yeah, I
11:00 you're right. After watching you at all. After watching Redman in a dress and the other whatever bully and girl or whatever the ████ that movie was. The other bully and girl? What's it called? That's what the movie's called. No, this one was Blue I was I just can't watch him anymore and see a dude Redman. Redman? Like Eddie Red Eddie Redman? Yeah, he's a he's the main actor. Dude, Redman and the other bully He wore a dress for like a I had to watch like a 2-hour movie with him in a dress. There's a scene where I was like, oh. I'm just like this cat. I don't see this cat as a guy. is, you guys better enjoy this time where you guys can just sit and watch. Shut up. This is what he's talking about. new baby You're waiting to have a baby. No, it's No, no, it's not. I'm just saying No, no, it's it's it's amazing. I love how you guys can just watch seasons and seasons. Like you I miss that. That's awesome. I will watch Selling Sunset with Nikki. What are those shows?
11:50 Selling Sunset. I watched eight episodes a night. 47 minutes each. I want that. Oh my I get about a one or two a night. So, if I get one or two, that's why it's taking me so long to finish. I want I want some binge like you just ████ go. You wake up, and then you just eat breakfast while you watch it, and then at night it's like 2:00 in the morning and you knock out, you wake up again, you do it, and you finish like a whole season. Yeah, I want that. The Circle? You ever watched The Circle before? Circle was rough. Is that the social That show, that's why I love it so much. Is that the social media one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I never saw it. We all sit in a room like, "Circle, send message." And they all still use emojis. Nobody uses emojis anymore. Or no, no, they use hashtags. Nobody uses hashtags anymore. They're like, "Hashtag blah blah blah. Hashtag blah." And I'm like, "Dude, nobody uses this ████ anymore."
12:40 And I'm 39 years old, I know this ████ How do these people not know this ████ They're all young. I was surprised I liked this, cuz I usually don't watch a lot of his videos, but the Beast Games was actually really Oh, I heard it was really good. Yeah. it, huh? Where is it on? Did you see my wife in it? No. Then you must have coughed and closed your eyes. What do you mean? Cuz she's like a Nikki was in it. Yeah, she's in She was in it the whole time, but like didn't really show everybody. There's a thousand people. A thousand people? Thousand people. The production aspect of that Dude, yeah, that's why it was a Oh, that's why it was a Well, that's what I heard. That's the rumor is. Still the rumor. Still trying to play it safe. Swirling swirling rumor. Crazy. How far did she make it? Oh. You ████ you. It's like you asking about my bets earlier. ████ man. Jesus, man. So, did you win
13:30 personal money? I'm so sorry. No, no, she She made it to the the actual show, cuz they had to survive the prelims at Raider Stadium and all that ████ And then she she bombed out. She actually had a moment where she could have won 100 Gs. Yeah, the moment where like you'd have to ████ your line up. team up. Honestly, I'm taking the 100 Gs. No, so she would have She would have taken the hundo Gs, but she happened to be out of all the people she was with, she was with two people that she knew from previous the Beast videos, cuz she's been in a couple of them. And they were friends. So, she's like, "I can't ████ over my homies even for 100K." Which is wild. That's wild. Well, they're they're That's why I liked this, cuz there were so many psychological aspects of it of do you ████ over the people for the money? Four people refused a million dollars. Like at one point just Yeah, just madness. Just madness. Like that's
14:21 life-changing money. No, I got a kid. I'm I'm ████ you all y'all up. Well, here's the thing though, it's like it's one of those psychological issues where you're in a line full of strangers. Aside from Nikki's situation. You're in a line full of strangers and you have to bet on 20, 30 other people in your line not taking a hundred thousand dollars. Dude, the chick the chick who they're in the prelims at Raider Stadium she jumped off the platform. We can talk about this now, cuz it came out. She like they were it was looking rough for a while, cuz she basically ████ everyone over to win like 50 grand. But she she jumped off too quickly. So, they Mr. Beast was like, "You you We didn't say go." And she like they had to give her something, but like basically they had to have security help her walk out of
15:12 there, cuz everyone was so pissed. Wait, so what is that mean when she jumped off too early? Cuz I saw the clip, I didn't know the context. She If you jump If you jump off, your whole team gets eliminated, but you get the money. Yeah. So, she jumped too early before they said go. can't redo it. redo it. They know she's going to ████ That's exactly it. So, then they were just like, "Okay, well, everyone's eliminated and she's going home." Without money? Without anything, but then they they did give her a little sum sum, I heard. Woah, that's crazy. So, she she did the betrayal like a false start. So, they're like What do you do with that? What do you do? Yeah. Was this like Squid Game, right? Yeah. Hey, I really like the new Squid Game season. I didn't see it. Huh? I didn't even see the first one. Oh, yeah, I loved it. I I loved it. They played more like a mystery and less like a you know, like just like action, and I really
16:02 liked it. Here's the thing, if I'm if I'm if I'm offered a million dollars and there's 10 people in my row and there's one of my friends in my row, I'm taking the milli and we're splitting it. There you go. There you go. Splitting it. I'm just going to buy my friend a dinner. I'M SORRY, STRANGERS. TAKING THE MILLI, we're splitting it, homie. That's a nice that's a nice gesture. I I want to do this. I'll take that million and I'm going to open up a business and hire my buddy a full-time a really executive position, so he can make good salary. I just fail your business. Cuz there's no motivation to work. I take the milli, tell my homie we're going to split it, and then I just make him call me forever about it. I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, no, we're going to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." No, I got YOU. THE MONEY'S COMING IN. IT'S COMING, BROTHER. NO, THEY'RE THEY'RE these game show guys. They're breaking my balls and not sending me nothing yet.
16:52 That's what he's like, "I just need my money." Yeah, yeah. Well, after taxes, you're splitting what? I feel like a lot of people won't take it, because they're afraid of public perception. And of people thinking that they're shady. ████ that at that point. It's a million dollars. Nobody remembers that ████ It's a million dollars. It's a million dollars. Cuz at that point, how many of those people in your line are going to be your best friends for your life? They're jumping. They're jumping for the milli. They're jumping. They're jumping once Mr. Beast throws in an Xbox. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they're not moving yet, they're flinching when he does it. A handshake with Mr. Beast. Yeah, come on. There's no way. I want to beat Jimmy. Yeah. What are some other trash TV shows you guys been watching lately? Oh my god, dude, I could sit here for days. Hey, my wife started watching the plastic surgery ones. Botched? The Botched, yeah. Botched is pretty hard to watch. How? Because some of these people really
17:43 got some mental crazy ass ████ going on. Oh, it's not that bad. It's just it's just idiots. That's how I look at it. Oh, does she watch tattoo shows? We used to watch Black Ink. I used to watch like LA Ink and stuff. That were super popular. LA Ink, LA Ink, yeah, we used to watch a lot of that. You guys' palate is too developed for me. I like watching old Pimp My Ride episodes. There's still nothing like that today, so. I saw some of those cars at West Coast. Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, West Coast had a good show, too. Right now, it's too expensive. They can't do that show no more. Cuz the car parts, you know what I mean? The labor and everything, it's it's actually complicated and expensive. Well, that's why they were making buckets and shipping them off to people, and just taking them back later. They're all trash. You ever watched like three Pawn Stars episode in a row and then felt disgusted with yourself?
18:33 I felt like that when I watched Pawn Stars. That show is so rough, because it's the same show every single time. Same format, yeah. They just swap out the items. Yeah. And then Chumlee messes up. He's always buying too much ████ And then see joke, right? Like they'll bring in the Batphone, and then Chumlee's like, "Hello, Batman." And you're like, "What the ████ is going on, dude?" But you know some old guy out there's busting a gut. Like, "I don't think Batman's on the other line." what I think happened is like later in the season, all the things that they worked, they put it together in the formula, because in the beginning it wasn't like that. It was it the formula was they come in and they want to ████ sell something, but now they got it down to where it's like, "Oh, I'm going to bring my expert buddy." And then Chumlee sells something that he wasn't supposed to. Pa's like, "Ah." You guys better move this quick. You
19:23 know what show I do that with, where I watch it in a row and I feel like, "What the ████ am I doing?" Kitchen Nightmares Oh, yeah. and and Blind Date back in the day. Blind Date. The Kitchen Nightmares tight. It is tight, but then after a while, you're like, "This is the same formula, too. It's just a different restaurant. It's ████ It's ████ ████ Only one out of 20 always survives. Dude, and Shark Tank I do that with. Shark Tank I could go in a row. Yeah, it's insane. Bully Beatdown was good. You remember that one? Never saw that, no. That one was really good. You watched a lot of episodes of it? Mhm. The It was basically like let's say you had like a guy bullying you from the past or present. And then the MMA guy will come in and then you Yeah, they'll challenge them and then usually the bully says, "Yeah." And usually the bully beats the kid's
20:13 ass again. Never. Until the filming stops, he gets beat up. Storage Wars where a guy will to do that. That was nice. $15,000 on a storage locker that's just full of boxes with like old records. He's like, "Look at this food truck we got. We got a great food truck." He's like, "Turns out my ROI is about $9,000. I I took a real big one of this." Is it Is Storage Wars real at all? I have no idea. It's probably It has to be No, it has to be real. They're No, I think it has to be real. I think it's auction. I usually lean that it doesn't You're very leaned in that it's real. Why do I feel like it's real? Cuz ████ people are idiots. What do you mean? You don't believe the shows are real? People are idiots. Like people will buy $15,000 storage hoping. It has to be. I don't They're gambling. He's like, "The angles of those boxes, you know there's some juicy stuff in there."
21:05 But ever since the GUY GOT THE EVER SINCE the dude got the James Bond Lotus, it it makes sense. Yeah. You're chasing that. That dude came up cuz the storage auctions is a thing. That's legit. Like I got the freaking James Bond Lotus. thousand. But that's the chase. not going to see that ████ in freaking Huntington Park storage place, yeah. It's just adult mystery box ████ Yeah. You seen that show where they're panning for gold? There was a show about that? yeah. But like they're they hook up like huge machines and they're spending s████████ of money and you just see like at the end of the day they just got like a like a a water bottle full of gold. "There it is." That's it. It's my key. That's worth a s███████, but like it it's a lot of like production to worth? A water bottle's worth? How much is that worth? Would that be worth? They Sometimes it's like it's like 30 grand or something. 30 grand? It's crazy. There's 30 grand of gold
21:55 one water bottle. It's like they get like a whole line of them, but like Holy The payoff is is pretty like of a show that searches for truffles. Oh, yeah, the pig the pig thing. Is that a real show? I don't know what There is, right? I watched it. I I JUST SAW A CLIP OF IT AND I asked the same thing. I'm like, "Is this a real show?" Did you guys like use pigs and hunt for them? Yeah. Did you guys used to watch Queer Eye? Yeah. I kind of The original Queer Eye? The original Queer Eye was really good. I don't like the new guy they have in the other season. Yeah, you would I was railing chicks. I was railing women. That's why you can't do Queer Eye. You just can't touch him. Yeah.
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