0:00 thank you [Music] South Carolina woman gets 10 million dollars after stepping on a rusty nail at Walmart oh that's all you have to do good for her dude why is there rusty nails at Walmart that's why she got 10 million dollars she brought that nail there and stuff that's what I need to do yeah you know how hard it is to get 10 million on Krypton why is it Walmart's fall dude I love this because at first when I first read the title I was feeling the exact same emotions just another piece of ████ the super envious I'm not getting 10 million myself wait is the story deeper than that of course it's deeper but it's way funnier to leave it at a shallow Point like why the ████ is there a nail there that's all you have to do yeah you hear all these stories of like ████ spilling hot coffee or some ████ and they get a billion dollars I'm like dude ████ someone run me over or something dude someone spilled hot coffee on me I
0:51 got no money I got no stuff dude I saw the hot coffee lawsuit though because everyone's like oh my God what a ████ right but her she got Burns yeah where was she I don't know what state but it was a drive-through McDonald's or whatever with a t-shirt I don't know that's actually the margin they use to get around if the bird is like within the T-shirt area like here and it wasn't that's why she got so she's gonna be fine going to an interview with a Chinese parent it was her body but it she looked like fried chicken though what nationality was she I'm just curious I think she's white yeah but then they measured the white people use suing as a tool you know I don't think that's in our minds Americans what was this lady I don't know if they do it in Croatia as much you know American American that's good this lady's name is April Jones she sued
1:41 Walmart after she was injured shopping in a main aisle one of the company's stores in Florence South Carolina in June 2015. Jones had to undergo multiple surgeries and eventually have her leg amputated as a result of an infection caused by The Rusty Nail jurors were told during a five-day trial would you lose your leg for 10 mils instead of a ████ that's all you gotta do she likes it all your legs were 10 million no no not my legs okay one leg all right five million is five what about a foot a foot how much how much for a foot like from a mid chin down 100 million I'd probably chop off me and Below what about what if he lost their name below for only 10 million no but because it actually looks kind of tight in Instagram pictures dude one of my homies one of my homies Casey Mitchell shout outs to Casey his name's the one they get monster he looks he's a beast he looks kind of dope with one leg
2:32 he looks kind of dope but do you think he would be down for two legs he has one leg and he doesn't have a hundred million I'll just saying yeah but would you if you if you think it looks dope with one would you be like it don't match bro and then you just get the other one out so then you can have two two not matching is a big deal 200 million to get prosthetic yeah but then you only have to buy one shoe at a time so you're saving one no he wears both shoes you're insensitive foreign [Laughter] no all you got to do is go to ████ amputee matchup right and then just be
3:23 like yo I got a right leg yeah I got a right leg you got a left leg and we'll go half C on the ████ wow that's great it's like a potato sack race like a three-legging right yeah but they gotta be the same shoe size together so that's a rom-com dad that's tight yeah yeah you gotta get yo yeah you gotta is that a real sight probably the same jacket it's going to be now you want the same shoes this is the JK side hustle so that guy said she had to undergo multiple multiple surgeries eventually had her leg amputated Jones initially had to have her second toe on her right foot amputated before three most with three more toes were removed and then doctors then had to amputate her Legos so they just kept like going yeah as it can as apparently the infection continues to get worse and spread and then she's actually been in a wheelchair for the last six years and has had to rely on on her adult children why did it take her this long to get
4:13 paid out she deserves a payoff yes that's the entire lawsuit slash like medical everything like Kaiser Permanente dude not like all the surgical soldiers and all that stuff like that's a lot of years of yeah not being sure how it's gonna happen for how long that took she should get more money yeah I think so she's six years what was a rusty nail doing at Walmart oh sure that's her lawyer what if it was like a construction worker right and then that ████ fell out of his like shoe different insurance claims I think I think I think if you're in in the field you don't even like the workers the workers comps like covers that especially if you're an employee but since she's like a a civilian going to a retail store that she doesn't have any type of like entitlement over and stuff like that I feel like that's way more like there's a blame Factor you know what I'm saying because then it come off like a pallet or something like wood could be oh that makes the most sense
5:05 the construction worker which is Nails just rusty nails he collects and he just drops them up or wherever he goes just a bunch of nails just falling out wherever he's walking the shoe got Nails in it they do do that you ever like live next to a construction zone you get flat tires every month hell yeah oh really yeah I had one time where uh I think my mom was remodeling the back of uh her house and then when I would visit like almost every I got maybe three flat tires within a month so it's your mom's fault well it's a construction guy ████ throwing the nails out it's the same dude Rusty Joe go to Walmart a Walmart joke I think um yeah like what we were talking about earlier Americans and lawsuits are the thing like I know but it's funner to be racist dude yeah because it's like so much fun that's what America's built on the freedom to be just want to have
5:57 more fun dude with zero consequences yeah that's pretty cool way more fun I do feel like Americans like let's say they're at Splash Mountain or a roller coaster and the minute like their arm gets stuck if it's not the first thing they think about oh I get to sue Six Flags I don't know if that's like a thought in any other country you know most other countries are like oh oh everyone's like oh are you okay I think America's oh are you gonna Sue everyone's just about suing yeah we gotta get someone who so we can ask them the real questions like someone that's been through that like April Jones like I'm curious to see her perspective on if it matches up with what BART said it is ████ like that though I feel like you deserve more than 10 million yeah your life was ruined but then you know the people that take advantage though yeah they'll be like whoa a banana peel and then they ████ fall on their butt and then they're like well nothing happened but I was
6:47 traumatized give me 30 million that's ████ up dude I'm curious to see like how many of those people actually get paid out like the people that really try to set it up like the like the Wendy's finger in the chili person did they get paid off they didn't they figured out it was like their own severed finger or something crazy wait what you talked about it here I think yeah yeah I'm just adding drama play like whenever someone gets caught for the fraud stuff they always look at their record and they see that's like the 20th time they've tried to pull this like thing and they're like come on and that's why you should never quit whatever you draw what kind of fraud you're trying to get never give up just keep prodding the dude behind the the Tesla cam who like pretends like when the guy's pulling alley Falls over it's like oh you probably love Teslas that's why I love Teslas because they're always freaking recording so it's saving a lot of people a lot of problems nope there's a thing called like Sentry mode or whatever so if someone even just approaches it turns on yeah that's tight
7:38 and they'll flash like a light on the ground so it lets you know like hey I'm awake ████ dude that's tight I saw somebody try to uh get a clan like that they were crossing the street and the guy was uh making a right turn this big old truck but he was going really slow and the guy that was crossing the street apparently hit a bunch of papers on I don't know why but he like threw himself into the car and the car was going like not even five miles an hour he threw himself into the car and then like flew and then a bunch of papers flew up in there and he's on the ground like yeah like it was like five of us that saw and we're all like this ████ it happened to me last week freaking homeless guy rode his bicycle straight into my car oh our crosswalk which car just a like a cord I try to like say he was gonna Sue and stuff like that yeah so he hit it like I just got on it started saying [Music] I stopped at the at the crotch walk and like this guy's riding his bike and he
8:29 just I'm like this guy gonna keep going and he just goes whoa he runs into my car and then he like falls on the ground like the homeless dude with a bike and all this trash and then I just like looked at him I just kept going and he's like wait downtown yeah well of course he did but what can you do you can't do ████ if you wanted you to probably get out and help him and give him 100 you're gonna make a big old scene and all that ████ yeah I feel like if people try to enjoy you it should be law that that you don't have to follow the law anymore yeah so like if someone yeah like if someone goes what do that and you go okay ████ and then you back up and let them stand and you ram your ████ car into it if you fake it you should be alone then they
9:20 fly up in the sky they come down and they're pretty yeah and they're paralyzed and you're like now you can do a lawsuit ████ that's nice man they can enter the Lawless Zone yeah if you're gonna put that on yourself yeah might as well remember that dude that we did on JK news where he fell backwards with his ID in the ████ backup camera and I was a Tesla one whoa whoa that's being prepared so happy yeah and then you could go out in the back and ████ his ass up and be like now you can sue me the homeless people in La they do this thing um where uh you know they go to you and try to like wash your windows not just LA but they do it everywhere but I feel like I've been seeing this a lot lately they uh try to wash your window and then when you you're like oh no no I don't need it they do a secondary version where they tap your glasses if there's something wrong with them right they're like like trying to watch everyone you're like no no they're like
10:10 right and they just started doing that I remember the first time I was like oh what's what's wrong and then they're just like and come on I really need to eat About Ballroom uh cool it's a secondary bag it's a secondary hustle I need to remember that last night happened again somebody comes up Nina's obviously scared trying to wash the window I mean no no that's cool he's just trying to wash windows and he's like he's just tapping on the glass like crazy come on and I'm like I know English they usually ████ up your windows I know like it's not even clean they got ████ all that olive oil in the bucket or something it's like it's even worse sometimes I'll go hey you know what can I just pay you and you don't even touch my ████ windshield dude yeah it gets pretty bad but I mean I don't know what they put in there it is put it on my salad baby you know what's hard every single time I have a spare do you got do you guys care it's like premium olive oil though nah no nobody cares in case petty cash
11:02 some of them have like venmo and stuff now too though hit me up no I don't really know no I've seen that though I've seen that yeah scan my QR code I have cash now here's my code yeah they're like using my blockchain wallet I take Bitcoin Hollywood homeless people have venmo shines now I swear to God I don't get asked anymore maybe because they think I'm one of them [Music] foreign
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