0:00 We do this every day, bro. This is why we can't get videos out. But it's because it's because they have a stupid menu that you can't order. This is also why we don't take breaks anymore. We don't see sunlight 12 hours straight. Hey, welcome back to the most unprofessional news show on the planet where we don't report the news, but we keep it careful here at the Careful Boys headquarter featuring the Just Kidding cast minus half the Just Kidding cast. Dude, you read that teleprompter really well. Woo! Bro, you can read a child. That was the most official intro you've ever done. Honestly, that was legit. That's only Dude, I'm like 1 thousand videos in. I'm finally cracking the code, huh? Really good now. You just need reps, baby. That's what it is. Yeah. Do it again. You got two sandwiches. Okay. First of all, we have we have Kane here. Woo. Why you say woo like that? That's
0:50 disrespectful. I feel very official just sitting here on this side of the table as an individual. It really feels like I'm I'm supposed to report some important ████ but we have no important talk about that chair. We always have important things. We do. We do have something really important to talk about. What is it? Ken, did you want the breakfast sandwich as well? There's two breakfast sandwich. I got one breakfast sandwich. I got a spam and egg sandwich already. You want chow man with it? Dude, you know what? Yes. You You want chow? You can't add a pineapple bun instead of the chowine that you're thinking about. Oh, cuz he's trying to crack the code. trying to figure out a way we could make it. So, we're ordering breakfast and dilemma. And it's soing weird because this place usually has this many items. For breakfast, they only have this many items, but you can sneakily add these items in. If you put them as add-ons, but if you want to order them individually, you can't. So, we're trying to mix and match our way
1:41 into getting the ultimate net result that we want, which is basically just pineapple black. Pineapple. That's all you're trying to say, right? They'reing bomb. So, so you got kanji? I got kanji with pineapple bun. Can you explain what a pineapple bun is in a very dectable fashion? Oh, it's almost fashion. Well, how can we compare? What would you compare it to? Like it's a a Chinese concha. Yeah, it's a Chinese koncha but a thousand times better cuz koncha literally tastes Okay, for people that don't understand what a koncha is, though. Explain what a koncha looks like. So, imagine a bread that's like this. It's yellow. It's a dessert bread. It's a dessert bread. It's supposed to be uh like a little bit sweet. The way the Chinese people like to do it, they make it really fluffy and soft on the inside. The outside has like this sugar kind of like crusted coating that's kind of got like a waffle grit on it. They slice it in half. They put a ████ thing of butter in the middle. Like a brick of butter. It's ████ bomb. The
2:31 And it's not pineapple flavor. Yeah. It doesn't really taste like And the Mexican. It looks like it. It's not. The Mexican one, they take the exact same theme, but they leave it out for like 21 days. Dude, I I always looked at those. I'm like, "Dude, this ████ looks super hard." Like, why why would anybody get this bread a little heavier? The way we can make this as dense as How can we remove the flavor? Yeah, they take the flavor out and it's ████ rock hard. But low key, when you get a koncha like fresho, it is it is next level. But the problem is if you wait 5 minutes, it becomes hard. Sometimes they glaze it with like different colored like top like pink and like the chocolate, the vanilla, the straw. I think it's like originally like a Portuguese bun or something like that. Spanish or whatever. No, because in Japan it's called a melon pan. Oh, and I It's a
3:24 pineapple. It's a pineapple bun because the outside rid uh grid looks like a pineapple and then the the melon pan is the outside looks like a melon. Don't Don't they call it something different at like 85 degrees without the stick of butter in it? Something pan. They call it a bow. Oh, bologo is pineapple. Oh, okay. So, pineapple bow. Yeah. Yeah, it's the same thing. There it is. Bolo bow. Sure is good. Yeah. So, it's pineapple. So, so did you figure it out, Nick? Did you have to order another side? Do they know kcha 21 days though? They know that. They know that. They know that for sure. Mexican kchas. Okay. First of all, these pineapple buns that look really dank, they don't even all of them have not all of them have the grid. Like some of them just are like crusted. Like it looks like the first one. Oo, that first one looks good. If you have the one with the
4:14 stick and the butter like that's the more Hong Kong style. Click the first one. The koncha one, the Mexican one. If you ever go to like a ████ BLM protest, you could bring one and smash windows with that. Oh, damn. That's ████ Have you guys tried the Japanese one? It's a palette of all really hard conscious. What' you say, Joe? Have you guys tried the Japanese one? The Japanese culture? What does that look like? It's So the Chinese one, the outside crust, the sugar crust is is like flaky and crispy. The Japanese one is kind of like super soft and mushy. Oh, I might have got one gotten one at like one of those convenience stores that's like already prepackaged. Yeah. Hey, you know what I watch a lot on YouTube? I watch Japanese guys make mochi a lot. Like you mean where they hammer and stuff like that? Stop. I
5:05 don't know why when I watch two people one guy's doing the hammer and one guy's doing the flipping. It's like you can't like smash his fingers because then he can't go home to his wife that night and finger her. Oh specifically. That's is that what it is? Hey, I noticed that Chinese people eat mochi, but I've never seen them make mochi. That's because we just steal it from the Japanese. They just put in a machine. The Japanese folks, I feel like they do the the hard traditional way to do it. I think Chinese folks, they're just like, I used to make mochi at home with my mom. How? Like what? With a hammer. We would get like the sticky rice and we would just do it ████ with our hands and ████ And then my mom's like, "This is how you do it the traditional way." I'm like, "Can we just go to the store and buy this ████ party?" Yeah. Was it good though? No. Nothing my mom makes is good. That's crazy. How did you find Hey, Cam found it. You did? What? How? How'd you do it? You just put it Well,
5:56 this is macaroni soup and it comes with it. So, you're getting macaroni? That's what he's saying. You could get it as a side, but how do you do it by You asked me if I wanted a sandwich. He's like, "Dude, I just ordered 12 macaroni soups." I didn't ask if you if you wanted a sandwich. I asked if you had ordered a sandwich. I did. Okay, that was my question. I was like, "Okay, so should I take out the sandwich for the soup?" Yes. No. No. That's not your answer. That's not what I'm saying. No. What he's saying is, okay, we got two main orders. That means two pineapple buns. But didn't you say one order of pineapple buns comes with two? So, if you add as a side, one side. Okay. Hold on, Ken. The reason why I asked if you wanted the sandwich was that I just want to make sure there was no doubles of the the egg sandwich. What if there is? No, you're not understanding what I'm saying. Bart wanted a sandwich. You wanted How bomb is the egg sandwich? It's pretty bomb. Like on a scale of one. The problem is it doesn't come with pineapple bun. It doesn't. It doesn't.
6:48 No. Dude, you got to get one of the chain though. I want the chain. Do if you don't just order me another kanji and we could wrap this video up, I'd be very We got to extend this video. No, just get him the kanji. I want a kanji for lunch. For lunch? Shrimp. Chicken. Chicken. Get the chicken. See, look. It only comes with chowine soup or soup. Get a chicken kanji. Get the chicken kanji with the bolo bao and make sure make sure there's chicken in that. Okay. You don't want fish fillet. No. Chicken kanji. Look fish. And then put the pineapple bun in there. The problem is now there's only special meatball seafood or fresh beef or plain. I'll do the special beef beef. No, the the meatball one. I'll do that. Okay. Okay. Thank you. That looks kind of good. Should I I think I'm going to change my order. Oh my god. Wait, what did you order, Joe? Cuz I got
7:38 won noodle soup and it doesn't come with Oh, it doesn't. It should come with a side. Want noodle soup? That sounds kind of bomb now. That's why. Well, but if I did back Well, you could change yours cuz yours doesn't even come with a pineapple bun anyway. The chowine. He wants the chow. What if you just order me by itself and it comes with a pineapple bun? I wish, dude. Honestly, they made this impossible to crack. This is like an escape room on like freaking Uber Eats. This is the ████ seance. You got a You got a You got a bolo bow, right? Yes, he got one. Get out of this thing. I'm getting two pores with two bolo boughs. Oh, he's getting two. What about Bart, though? I got the the spam and egg sandwich with the chowine. Three bolo bows. Who wants one, two, three? Well, I'm going to I'll split one with him. I'll split with him. Yeah, I'll split one with whoever. I'll split one with him, too.
8:30 So, Nick and Anthony split with I get a full one. No, I don't want to split with him. I don't want to split with this guy. No, I'm Say that again. Three is enough for us. I don't I don't I don't want Yeah, three is enough then. If we have three bowls, that's enough. Hey, you only get four bowls is like where it's at. Who got Hong Kong style coffee? I did. Oh, no. I got the milk. Oh, wait. Did I? No, I got milk tea. You did get milk. Oh, you got milk tea. You're cheating too hard, dude. You can only have half a bowl of bell. Oh, no. No, no, no. I think you can have the whole one cuz he does not have breakfast. Yeah, I didn't I didn't even order an actual. Oh, you did it. I see. No, it's okay. Let's go. I'll take it. Why is it so hard to order? I want Right. I want macaroni. Cuz the menu is ████ up. They should I'm going to change it. I'm just going to get macaroni soup so everyone everyone can get a full bowl of box. Oh wow. He's like we do this every day. Bro, this is why we can't get videos out. But it's because it's
9:21 because they have a stupid menu that you can't order. This is also why we don't take breaks anymore. We don't see sunlight 12 hours straight. Yesterday we stayed in and went straight the whole way. We're a video factory. We are literally Chinese child laborer cell phone makers. Adult maker of YouTube, dude. We We're like old teen. Imagine you go to In-N-Out and the only way you can get a burger is if you get fries and drinks. Dude, that's what they're trying to do to us. That's okay. How many people want fries? Okay, fine. You guys get three burgers. I think it's the other way around. I think it's the only way you can get fries is if you order a burger. No, the bullet is the burger, dude. That's I'm trying to get a burger. I just I just saved us $150. ████ yeah. Thanks, Joe. Wait, it's under my card right now. Should I switch it to the JK card? No, no, no, no, no. I'll you.
10:11 I'll get your I'll get your later. Oh, no. Don't forget to remind me, man. Yeah, we could. I'm going to take out Hey, hey, hey, Joe. Actually, add that on and then let's get something else. Let's get some like dessert. Let's get Add what on? I don't know. Whatever you want. Let's get two more kanji into my boat house. Yeah, paying for it. K's covering our our dessert today. All right. All right. All right. What if we suddenly crave kanji later? No, it's my kanji. You guys can't have my kanji. Well, you have a tummy ache though. I feel I feel sick. I'll send one of the kanji to Colleen cuz she has a tummy ache. Yeah. Yeah. She's not feeling well. That's not I think that's an understatement. No, no, no. He He meant it. So, Barb, why why is there one missing person here today? There's a couple missing. Everyone's in trouble. Everyone's sick. That's a very articulate way to put it. Well, like Ryan's in trouble. He's getting kidnapped in the Philippines. And then
11:02 Jesus's kid got sick. And then Colleen's p████'s bleeding. Yeah. Whoa. She has a endo endometriitis. Yes. She's an endomorph. Okay. Endoosmosis. That means she can build muscle pretty easily. And then where's Steve? That's not his day. Yeah, he's he's in Vegas right now. He's chilling. Steve just gets away with just being able to be at home for like half a second. Well, to be fair, well, you can't say that anymore. What? I got jet lag here. Anony's literally came straight from China. It was actually Korea. Korea. But before that, he was in Koala Lumpur. Lapour. Were you really in You were in Malaysia. Malaysia. I was in uh first Vietnam, then China, then Korea. Wow. You're sleepy right now. I I
11:52 woke up at 6:00 a.m. I went to sleep at like 1:00. I was sleepy at dinner yesterday, I bet. And I was sleepy at like 5:00 p.m. yesterday. And I was trying to hold on for dear life. And then you were up today at 6:00 a.m. Yeah. And I was up at 6:00 a.m. Not doing ████ Trying my best. But you know what's crazy though is that Anony's been hosting two days in a row. Damn. Shout out to Anthony. Shout out to Anthony. Put the phone down and clap, dude. Yeah, but uh $429 was missing from the register la last night at the Which register? the one at June. Yeah, for real. Wait, that's a lot. What the ████ So, I'm just messaging my u I just got the message from my accountant. So, I uh I'm messaging my uh the person who closed the register last night to see what happened. Are you going to chew them out? I thought you were ordering donuts. Wait, wait. So, how do you handle when stuff like this happens? Do you do you try to remove emotion first and examine
12:43 or do you What the ████ things just all are always like an like it's you can answer any question something happens right so like in the past you know owning a store mature me cuz in the past uh and when I say the past like 3 months ago the first reaction I would have is what the ████ ████ you know and then like and they're like oh it's under the cash register they just didn't put it in it always is something like that wow so then I realized to just not react because then I have a bad day and as Bar says you try to have a ████ bad day today. Oh Bar says that bar you said that no no no like to myself cuz like you you go like do I want to go down this path and you end up having a bad day today versus let's try to have a good day and try to think of things in
13:33 nice ways and so you're trying to suppress the anger not suppress it but like prioritize and reframe what's going on. Okay. I can't wait to ask bar more serious questions today because you cannot be taken seriously with those sunglasses on for some reason. What do I look like? You look like you're going to sell me some like shady ████ Yeah. Yeah. I do think something like this happened before, Jimmy. A lot of things that were like heart attack moments has happened, but then um after a while if it just keeps happening then it just feels like spilled milk. Oh, you get desensitized. Yeah. Like let's say certain things break, right? And then you're like, "Oh my god, like how are we going to serve any customers by the time we open if the ice machine doesn't work? We can't give them lukewarm drinks." And you find solutions like, "Oh, cool.
14:24 There's actually a a ice company that's open at 4:00 or 5 in the morning for this exact reason. You could go bag you could buy bags of ice at ████ 5 in the morning. Load it up. Go. You throw that and then as you use that you can like call a repair guy to come through and then like you'll have protocols every single time you mess up. The first thing I do is ask the last person that saw whatever happened. Mhm. And then we have a log now. So then you know like if if like let's say it's a registered thing, right? like the last person that's done it, they put their name, whatever, and then the person in the morning will come check it and then they sign off on it. So there's everything just has to have a checks and balance because before it just used to be like no system. Plus, you got internal security, right? Yeah. Like security cam. Yeah. But I mean, we never actually
15:15 had a theft problem. Dang. Or But what if it's not like an outside thief? What if it's like an inside slow leaf thief? Yeah, like that. We never had that. We've We've only had We've had a lot of mistakes, but never like people thieving. But we Yeah. The tip jar thief. Oh, yeah. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah. I I lied. We had a guy that kept stealing the tip jar. Are there ever any days where you're like, damn. Like, I just want to be like a Chinese restaurant and be like, "Sorry, no ice today." He just saved the whole problem. So, I'm like, "Sorry, we don't got it today." I know, right? Life would be so easy if I was a Chinese restaurant, dude. It's like no more rice. Sorry. I know. But I also think Chinese restaurants make it work no matter what. Well, they also I think they just give you no customer service in general. So when you look at
16:05 a whole menu and you're like, "Can I have this?" No, not today. Can I have this? Sell out. How about this? No. No. Okay. Only this, this, and this. That's it. And you're like, "F███, I already waited 30 minutes for this, so let me have this, this, and this." too. And then they have the menus where they just cross out the price and they put the new one on. They white it out. Yeah, I like that one. That's like They just do whatever the ████ they want. That s███'s crazy, man. Makes it kind of tasty though. It's almost like a surprise every time. Me and Hannah were talking last night about how like becoming a shop owner has matured us because Oh, dude. We used to be the talent or like we used to be like in entertainment everyone stays a child like even the producers and the backend people because everyone's on ████ coke everyone's like running around just
16:56 jabbering their mouth off like like even the professionals in an entertainment setting the corporate people in an entertainment city they're kind of ████ got loose screws right so like you could go in and like you can act erratic you can just start yelling at people you can start, you could just get away with so much more versus like if you work that Chick-fil-A corporate and then the way you dress, you come in ████ looking weird, whatever. But then when you go in and then like now you have to play this role of like, okay, customer service. No, like managing people. Oh, boss. You're the adult now. Yeah. So then like you're the one stressing out because someone's not coming in like 20 minutes. when we used to come on set like ████ half asleep and then we almost missed the day of shoot and then someone's wrangling us.
17:47 Dang. Does it feel good to wrangle other people? ████ no, dude. Hell no. It sucks. Yo, I'm constantly in the position of both the producer, wrangler, and the talent. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. And it's like I I had to mature real ████ fast with my friends. You know when you have to That's even worse. Friends. Yeah. And then like there's those moments where there's like infamous type of like fallback speech that I always have to do where I look at the guys and like yelling at them is whack as ████ You know what I mean? Like you can't just police your homies. Yeah. And then if they're like they come in late and we're already late on the day but they're cracking up jokes and stuff like that and they're jokes that you love too. They're really really funny. You love to laugh. That's why you're friends. But then that day you're the babysitter. You can't laugh. Yeah. And there's moments where like my my like last straw is like,
18:37 "Guys, I ████ want to laugh, too, but I can't." And that's when they understand me. They're like, "All right, all right. We'll we'll keep it tight." It's the craziest thing. That's dope, man. That's why I don't ████ do anything at JK cuz I This is my whole place. I could come in and be a talent and then and then you can be the wrangler and be the boss of me. It's not my favorite. I will tell you that. Yeah, you can boss us around. Hey, dude. You want me to boss you around right now? You already do. I do not boss you around. He's like, "No pea breaks. Come on." No. Nick still goes. He still ████ goes. Double dudes. He s████ whatever he wants. Nick's here. He double news every video. This guy's literally doing Jubie stuff while we're sitting here recording. $450 missing. But just you got to you got to let up.
19:28 It's a chase option of feeling control. He's my employer. No, I'm not. He just wants He just wants you to tell him something and then for him to be like, "No." Yeah. For a little bit. Most people that go like, "Dude, I want to start a business." I'm like, "Good luck." Nah, you don't really want to. N trust me, you don't. I was like, "Instagram makes it seem cool." Like, "Yeah, you listen to ████ Cody Sanchez." You don't want to do that. Yeah. You watch the top three business to do you want to work for someone. Trust me. And on the next episode, we're going to talk about what is the best tile of
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