0:00 [Music] l.a county reinstates the mask mandate for lax public transport and uber rides [Laughter] yeah dude so as much as like the rest of the nation is like having these like no more mask laws and stuff ellie county is backstepping and reinstating it what the ████ dude wear one today yeah it's effective day so where do you have to wear county really yeah and well well businesses are allowed to choose whether or not they want to still have math okay but the places where it's un like no question you got to wear it lax public transport and ubers too oh so they turned it back
0:50 on so it's kind of the same stuff that was before but then it's like mandatory for those so man i hated going on ubers and wearing masks because some ubers i don't know how you guys are but like some uber drivers are kind of like stop and go and i get nauseous already but then when it have something on my face i feel even more nice i get dizzier quicker so i actually like it when i can open the window a little bit then i don't i don't really mind i just have fresh air man i thought of inventing a mask made out of pantyhose so that you could just completely breathe but technically have a mask on but somebody beat me to it dude i saw a lady wear a mask but it was just a fishnet like stalking thing and it said like no mask or some ████ so she was like protesting yeah but it was like a map yeah yeah that's fire my favorite was when they started coming with the boba mess so you
1:40 could have a hole for boba but with straws you could put it back up that is science you can still comply and have bobo about gyms do they gotta have a dinner it's down to that thing where they said businesses are allowed to choose so if that gym just happens to be you know pro mask then everyone in there has got to put it on you remember we were training with masks hitting each other masculine that was tough oh yeah that's hard enough with headgear that's a massive user gyms have uh masks on and i'm like wow hey what are you guys doing it's so hard man just either put it on or you're gonna get covered by grappling with them the mess is good it stops ringworm too yeah that's true it does stop ringworm i did hear that you rub it on your body afterwards if you're that ████ close with someone even with a mask you're going to get covet so why the ████ are you having it on you get everything [Laughter] else the whole thing all the above yeah
2:30 something else you can get ████ herpes too damn it is what others cities are doing dumb ████ like this what about new york well la county that is the thing right now i'm for sure i'm not going to fly out of lax for a long time then john wayne it is i got so many other airports i could choose from now name them go burbank mccarron dude oh yeah that's pretty fire or the hair it's called harry reid now i think they changed it really yeah they changed my private the vegans yeah this guy flies private jets dude no i'm a no business class doesn't allow a massage so you're gonna have to fly into lax i'm gonna fly fly into harry reid too vegas one oh so in new york it's kind of the same thing where they rolled back on the they they really easy today huh yeah they eased up and this is like from two days ago but they said you still have to wear um
3:20 oh wait the federal government no longer requires masks to be worn on planes trains and other forms of public transportation but in new york city mass are so acquired on the subway and buses what i found out is how the jurisdiction works is federal law is actually the loosest and then because i thought like oh if it's federal everyone abides by it but it's actually the way the states are structured as federal law is the loosest and then states have higher jurisdiction and then counties have higher jurisdiction and then cities have the highest jurisdiction oh okay so that's what so that's why like uh like let's say federally you don't need to have a mask and like let's say even state you don't have to have a mask let's say even county you don't have to have a mass but like let's say if garcetti was like for la i want to have a mask then all of l.a right unless federal kicks in and they decide to harp down on everybody yeah
4:11 but they usually don't they usually respect um yeah they respect how they want to run see that's important to know right because that's how you figure out who you listen to or at least like what the guideline is well that's why a lot of people were like why can't america get it together and i'm like it's because we're more like a collection of countries yeah it's like the states have way more power than the federal government's the way that it's structured and it's the the states have a culture of their own so like some states like florida right after lockdown they're just like you know what we ain't doing this we're just gonna stay open ████ yeah and the federal government couldn't control that and in other states complied completely with what the federal standards were so it's like it's it's all over the place because the states and not only the states like you know like bart said the cities have the most power so la county could be one way where sacramento could be completely different
5:01 it's kind of it's kind of within the same state yeah federally like weeds legal but some states are like no it's still illegal or federally ar 15s are completely legal but some states are like no it's illegal so it's just a big like mismatch and it's also like the mass thing especially is just down in enforceability you know like if you just get into uber and the driver just goes i don't really give a ████ that's as far as that goes yeah you know it's all enforceable i've been in one during the pandemic where i literally don't know where it was and i was like i'm so sorry sir i don't i think i fell in my pocket i don't have one i can keep my face covered the whole time or you just refused me and he was super cool he's like nah let's go let's jump in man i think it's mostly i went into one and he was like this so um i got he used mine i got into a i got into his cab and he goes your name is joseph my name is
5:51 yusuf same name and then he had his mask like this yeah and then he had this windows down and he was just talking to me like this the whole time and then they said but it was freaking puts on your back he had his mask on like this the whole ████ time he's like do you want to cover it do you want a snicker you have the bubble hole so you got to have your mask on but it didn't say where yeah remember the thing that uh when we were playing craps in vegas and then there was that guy who like joined the table and um his mask he just kept like slowly putting it down and they would always be like sir you got to put your mask on he kept delaying the game sir you got to put your mask on sir again you have to put your mask on then he started winning hell of money and they just stopped telling it yeah he started like like playing way more and putting more down and then his ████ was like down to here and they didn't say sagging yeah the pit boss
6:43 stopped carrying he was just like cool that guy won a lot of money the people that i feel the people that feel the worst for are uh like servers that have long shifts dude for right certain jobs require the employees to still wear it like coffee shops too yeah and they but they're there for like eight hours and they have to wear it the whole time where the patrons don't even have to anymore i'm like man i feel so bad i do feel bad for them yeah i feel bad too that sucks makes their face break out and stuff seriously yeah it's already been proven that it's like complete ████ right and then i don't know why that they continue to do this ████ when i don't know man there's already so much that came out about it what's crazy is the backtracking thing was supposed to be a joke you know like oh imagine we go back to it and it actually happened right actually holy ████ it really is gonna happen that's crazy right isn't it coming back china is like back on
7:33 lockdown and stuff shanghai is going some crazy ████ vicious lockdown there's covet camps and they're running out of food and ████ and like yeah so there's a possibility they might come back here who knows i don't i can't i don't know what to expect anymore yeah seriously just be ready for it all this is the first time in my life i've actually believed in conspiracy theories i was like does this stuff might actually happen well the more they might yeah the more the media and the government just tells you well don't even think about that is when you're like i should probably think about that how they're like don't even talk to each other about whether or not this is as bad as it is what's what i'm saying though is like okay so several years ago right a lot of the stuff that like we would mention here people be like oh my god that's ludicrous that's so ████ crazy the same ████ that probably said that now are believing all the stuff that we ████ talked about because it's like we just said it early when you're too early about something and
8:24 there is no pandemic or people don't question the government they just go man just believe everything we hear on cnn and then everything just i think went really in your face during the pandemic when people were just questioning a lot of ████ well that's the crazy thing is even if you are the person that believes everything on cnn if you graft it out on what they've said and how much they flip-flop from left to right back to front then which one are you believing like well i think they're like goldfish where they just watch whatever today's thing is forgot what they said before yeah because i'm like how can you watch this contradictory ████ and completely forget that they actually told us that if we get vaccinated we can't get covered these craziest parts specifically all the news agencies said that the craziest part is i think that i saw was when i saw these two clips cut together i think i from like the 80s or
9:15 90s but kamala called biden like a racist bigot and all this stuff and they're like his vp when she was the one that got chosen and she was like this is such an honor i'm like what the ████ like he's smelling tanks man super politics politics dude right complete ████ utter ████ i know isn't it wasn't it that like kamala or biden was responsible for like maybe this kamala was responsible for like the uh prosecution of like weed well yeah she she her her laws incarcerated more and created more damage to the black community and she's running on this whole ████ about like yeah like women and minorities but it's like you they're in
10:05 there because of you yeah tulsi called her out on that during the primaries and ████ no response nothing dude i was like it's just wild how it all works no one cares about you know the the policy making and all the issues that they've created they just want an image of it it's just the image it's like hey we are this and you know these are the people and it's like i don't know man to me that's a wolf in sheep's clothing you know i think she's very likable that's what i think i think she's very likeable you hear her talk long enough she has a good laugh yeah she'll laugh anything off that one clip first saying joe we did it that's all i know of her and then the other the other clip is don't come that's the other clip those are the two clips i've seen and i don't think any of those politicians work for us like all of them don't give a ████ no none of them give them oh they're all working for corporations and whatever the ████ well they have such large like goals that are that we're just like the
10:56 tiniest little details none of them care about us right but my girl pelosi though you know i love her trey vaughn love copying her uh stocking she's well she made 100 mil bro she's about to visit taiwan right now and china's like well taiwan will receive some major consequences if she does really just for her going i guess they don't want any u.s people recognizing taiwan as a country or whatever it is so she was like i'm going to taiwan and then china was like you mean china and she was like maybe anyway i don't get it [Music]
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