0:03 and by the way it's snow crap but it's still crab baby every time I'm at a buffet and I see that line for the crab legs I'm like thank God I don't like Chris [Music] how do you guys feel about Flonase I was like what I want fog hope this is off the Record all right we'll talk about that after is that what we're talking about no no it's Cinco de Mayo yeah some slow days on your penis it's a slow day I thought you said fall day you put floaties on your penis or your penis supposed to have fun today and then we switched them because Cinco de Mayo so we're gonna try it no anyways what's a floating how do y'all feel about when a plane lands and then there's those people those passengers just like get up get up right away and then try to go straight anyway
0:54 that's you why you do that I don't get to the front but I like standing up right away because I've been sitting down the whole time uh that's why you stand during the how far how far you are you standing up and like is it just stand up or are you like standing up going to the aisle grab your bags and stuff while the seatbelt sign is still on like what what's the stand up oh I just stand up and then I kind of like uh de-separate my ball sack from my leg I'm gonna sit there for a long time it's all stuck together standard protocol but do you do it with the seat belt on or do that I go like that but do you wait but do you wait till it goes and then they turn off the seat and then you take it oh yeah I follow the I follow the signs yeah there's a lot of impatient ████ that'll like just people yeah oh dude the people who just act like there's not another human being that exists and they go all the way to the front of the plane oh follow those guys don't do that I've seen
1:46 people just grab ████ they just run to the front you know that's that's dumb I just stand up and then if someone run past me I just let them pass me I just want to de-separate my testicles from my legs it does work though if you're like oh it's okay I'm a big YouTuber yeah that's that's the only time for everyone's like oh my bad I didn't know that okay what if they did that were they seated rather than groups be through C whatever they're just like all right if anyone with 10 000 or more subs yeah that's a long time I can tell you there they will Flex being a YouTuber for no they'll just get up and go to the front of the ████ plane because they're a big deal and then if people ask them ████ they're just like what ████ I don't care that would Ray William Johnson do that that is the thing no names if they not
2:36 till the book comes out I think those moments if they communicate clearly they're like hey sorry I have a connecting flight that we just got like delayed from so like do you mind sure easy totally totally so much empathy well your basic human situations that's supposed to be the flight attendant's job because they know that the flight was delayed there's connectors and they go please uh people have that have connectors please let them go first yeah yeah they do do that sometimes yeah but if they don't then they're ████ because you're the one that has to say hey I have a I have a connector and I gotta say a lot of the times there's some old Chinese people oh dude mainlanders yeah for sure what they just they just stand up and Rush yeah like it's a ████ it's the most important thing to get off the plane very very quickly to get into the Customs lives as quickly as possible in order to avoid you know what I mean there's there's definitely some Chinese people that have a total disregard for
3:26 how Society feels about what they're doing yeah is it because in China I kind of respect they have to do that or else they're not going to get a chance yeah I think so it's like when you go to a buffet in China and everyone's just arms are like all over you yeah we're just grabbing the crab legs it is because you are also you'll never get a crab legs ████ the king crab the new crab out oh God it looks crazy it's crazy and and by the way it's snow crap it's the ████ one it's about Dungeness but it's still crab every time I'm at a buffet and I see that line for the crab legs I'm like thank God I don't like crabs yeah like it feels good dude As Americans we can't really complain though because we got like Walmart Fiasco's on oh yeah we do the same thing no it's different different strokes Chinese people made me wish out a flamethrower because ████ like I don't like we'll be at the supermarket only the Chinese guys can come no we're at the
4:16 supermarket Riley ████ chills like looking around like ████ okay ground beef and like just normal like human distance it's like and they're like still yeah yeah right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no the sense of privacy is also weird so like let's say if you like um like let's say you're at a restaurant yeah you know they're like oh they're having the pork chop I'll order that Chinese people just straight up come to your table [Laughter] we're in a booth we asked for the boot we're in a booth for a reason you like that remember I was telling you when I was in China we went to a amusement park and then every time we were in line there would be other like Chinese people that would just kind of into it and they would inch past you in
5:06 the line and then I asked our guide I was like what the ████ is this and he goes no you have it's your job to like stop them yeah you have to give them anything they'll take it's weird like yeah you're like just on your phone or whatever you can feel eyeballs you're like um excuse me they're all breathing on you and this is the Chinese American it's just from over there the rules are ████ it's like a population density effect too like when there's so many people that's true it's like you got to get what you can get because when I first went to Japan and in Tokyo when it was so crowded we kept bumping into each other and I was like these ████ are so rude and then I was like well if you have to say excuse me every 15 10 seconds it's inefficient that's true because you're that's true like you know Shibuya Crossing you know during traffic
5:56 it's traffic jams of humans so you're just bumping into each other like left and right and you just don't have time to say it's getting concussed on the way that's true I was I was uh talking with Jackson and he was he was making a comment too he's like hey how come in America whenever like a dude sees another dude you like gotta be like wait what's up you know what I mean there's always some sort of like acknowledgment if you make eye contact with somebody you make eye contact though I do that I think it's just to establish or cool right like that right exactly okay because like in Asia if you just stare at the ████ you just stare at a ████ you know what I'm talking about right that's true if I just choose them look at you I'll give what I'm judging or not doesn't matter it is I'm just gonna look at you sometimes they look at you with their mouth open too like and their shirt tied up with their belly yeah but in America if you do that somebody might be like why are you dogging me fool like we got a problem I
6:47 do that on Hikes when I'm walking by somebody and I go hello oh yeah for sure or at least you're letting people know your thoughts yeah you know so oh I'm cool you know and that's cool but they never just like [Laughter] gets my heart racing a little bit dude my neighbors all waving me and ████ like I'm in my neighborhood just walking around and my neighbors wave and I'm I had it took me like six months to get used to it yeah because I just want to be a lay boy like like don't wave don't look don't acknowledge like cookies yeah that's true yeah big city yeah but then you know I come in from California they're probably like great another California in here but then it took me some time and then I started waving a little ████ yeah it is weird too especially when you've lived in apartments and you follow you like find the same people in there you really don't look at each other no really even in apartments huh no I know I I always thought it was weird to do that
7:37 like big city Behavior though you don't have that small town hi to everybody yeah so when you go into a small town and people say hi to you you're like oh ████ I'm being rude yeah I'm just not used to but I was talking that through Brute Force because I moved to LA from San Diego and I was always nice to people right but then like I come to La I live in an apartment building I'm like hi what's up and then they're just like because you share laundry rooms too you don't talk to anyone in there when you're doing your ████ yeah it's weird but I think it's also because in the city there's so much crazy that people just or like maybe even girls if it's a girl to even worse because it's like you don't want to invite someone to talk to you yeah yeah yeah and there's that rotating door of like la like living as well like yeah you don't have a community ever yeah like oh my grandparents have been living here in
8:27 this house and my parents got this house and now I'm living at the top it's like I signed a six-month lease you know what I mean so you're not trying to build relationships with like people that are in and out but also too like the worst thing in the world probably top five things ever is when you talk to someone and you realize they're a little crazy and then now you're roped in a conversation you're like oh ████ I shouldn't have never said yeah like oh God that's the worst I feel like that's true for a lot of cities just worldwide yeah right like there's less of that small talk whatever but then if you go into a small town like people just talk to you because they don't have to deal with as many crazies as we do but sometimes especially before cell phones got as fun as they did I'd be on the subway in LA and I'd get next to like a guy and then the guy's like tell me about how he killed JFK and I'm like yes dang is that
9:17 right it was so boring and I did my phone didn't work down there and I'm like all right I'm locked in bro how'd you kill him yeah like what happened that day and all that oh my God you meet a lot of people like it is true when you do talk to people the rate of that they're weird is pretty high in the city dude in the city you just don't want to you just wanna like not open any doors or or is the rate of weird being high because you rarely talk to random people you know what I mean where it's like you get accustomed to your circle or your network of people and then when you go talk to one random stranger they're gonna be a little bit more outside of that Circle so it seems weird but if you just talk to weird people all the time then nothing's weird anymore you know yeah that's true but you don't want to talk to weird people all the time that's true I had a guy coming to the gym the other day and I was training a client and this guy comes in and he's inquiring about Jiu Jitsu he goes hey off the Jump
10:08 I was like this is weird and I was like what's up man how are you and he goes do you guys um do martial arts here and I go yeah I was like you're interested in taking class he's like do you guys break bones and rip like me's and I go well that's part of the martial art but we don't like we try not to do that right and he goes he goes good because it's really important I learn this martial art because I have a bunch of stalkers and people trying to kill me so I need to learn how to paranoid skits and then already it's like how do I navigate this conversation how do I still extract money from this person well as I'm talking to him I realize like okay this dude is probably like not let's give him a black belt send them off yeah and then my dumb ass trying to do this you should be like we don't get to the knee breaking stuff until your
10:59 sixth year yeah so you could prepay the entire program that would ruin the whole class for everyone but this guy comes in and you I already know he looks at the price sheet and he's like oh this is a little too expensive and I was like oh it's okay blah blah and then he's like is there other gyms in the area and I was like yeah there's so many gyms in the area is she good like you should go shop around a little bit [Music] thank you
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