0:00 when I see a guy who's like I'm a boob man he's like boob man he puts in his profile boob man I'm like you got breastfed too you're 13. yep you gotta breastfeed a little too long Bud yeah yo what's up my name is Tanner everybody knows me is a boob guy [Music] for those of you who are Petty this one's you're gonna like this one yes um so there's an uh there's an Instagram post right a guy his um his name is Tanner he posts a photo with his girlfriend on IG some other dude Isaiah Post in the comments a laughing emoji that's it Tanner's like what's so funny Tanner and Isaiah then get into a heated argument on IG oh my God good well what's so funny they agreed to meet up
0:51 at a park to fight and then that day several cars of people meet up with multiple rifles and handguns and they have a shootout until Isaiah the guy who commented ends up dead it was a group shootout yeah how do you get that many people to agree with your pettiness on the internet you both got a lot of friends I guess if the commons were public they could see everything right they could see the ████ ████ talking I'm team Isaiah yeah yeah and it literally was as Petty as that yikes I wonder what was so funny did they say how many people were involved yeah I want to see what was so fun did they go back into the comments like yep I think there was like it was like five against five or something do they agree upon that or was supposed to be one-on-one and then they were they both had the idea to Ambush each other it's supposed to be one-on-one now a bunch of ████ but they rolled up and there were just a lot of people on both sides but they were both so insecure they had to have all their friends come yeah they got
1:41 loyal friends now but only five each or four each yeah well that's a perfect amount to fit in the car unless they have a Honda Odyssey or something yeah one other girl was injured a girls yeah but then she's she's okay I think so wait which one died the the couple or the guy who the guy who commented with the laughing emoji yeah The Roaster The Roaster the roasty killed the roast did they ever even figure out why he laughed yeah it was just he was laughing at him because uh he thought that the girl deserved the better wait what do you mean does it oh wait what he's he's being like that guy you know that he's being that guy oh come on dude like you're with him yeah dude yes yeah with this chick this chick's a ████ 10. exactly exactly you can do so much better but all of that and then the dude's Dead the Original guy Tanner who
2:32 um posted the photo is arrested along with his one of his friends and then uh Tanner huh Isaiah's dad over this that's crazy but he did if you look at the actual like interaction in the comments Tanner was telling him like yo I'm ready if you want to do this and then Isaiah is like oh okay like there he's he basically told him he was going to do this and then the other dude baited into it do they know each other I don't know if they know each other as well as uh Isaiah knows his girl oh word yeah so they were local anyway because of that sure yeah yeah it's not like two strangers finding each other's addresses I think it is like uh within that radius where it was possible to meet up it's not yelling at some guy on Counter-Strike no which would be freaking devastating if that guy fell
3:22 yeah where was this at this is in Missouri hmm they look like Missouri folk do they really yeah they get down like that these are the two guys that got arrested yeah that's Tanner on the left Tanner's on the left yeah Tanner on the left side Isaiah no Tanner is the guy that that shot okay they're arrested you can't tell who shot who dude well that's not the these are the two guys that got arrested the guy that got killed is this guy oh damn yeah and he was the guy that was laughing he was right dude Tanner looks like a hot mess yeah I think Isaiah looks way better put together than Tanner Tanner looks like he'll kill you first because it's the monk shot he didn't get a chance to shower and shave he's got a point there there's a million Fly Away
4:13 Isaiah's Isaiah's picture looks yeah that's ████ up dude that's some neckbeard ████ that guy's like hey I heard you guys got some ████ copper in this room ████ yeah they left he's stripping train tracks and ████ yeah you ever made out with the catfish dude but that's why you can't get in a fight with the guy that looks like that though because he'll bring his homies that bring guns this guy he looks and what about the miner Nick what's what's the miner doing he's also a shooter too the other guy The Miner yeah the guy next to him he looks like a child with a beard yeah he's 18. he's a he's he's another guy that I guess was uh may have also been shooting he was helping us bro yeah you know something my dad used to tell me he'd be like uh because I'll be caught up in stupid ████ all the time as a kid like if you're really productive you and
5:03 you're focused on your ████ you won't have time for other dumb things right like getting into arguments on Instagram and now I understand but even though now I understand and if I went back in time when I saw like my 15 year old self I still would know how to explain that yeah but they would just be like yeah exactly right you have to experience it yeah I was watching this ████ about like how human evolution where guys are so for some reason like at 13 years old they're meant to start disobeying and wanting to run away from the house because they're like saying like it doesn't it's not good for the tribe to keep the same genetics so men need to leave so like from 13 to like 20 something it's supposed to be like guys are supposed to go out and then find another tribe or to build a tribe of their own or whatever because the genes can't stay
5:54 within the the pool and so that's when I think like they they measure scientifically like kids and teenagers stop listening or something to their own parents like it's not just a rebellion thing it's like an actual built-in response right and like they don't even tune in the frequency or like they're literally not listening to their parents so then yeah I forgot like I didn't watch the whole video but that really struck out to me like oh ████ 13 years old that's around the time I started fighting so I got bored in it yeah I just kind of so my ADHD acted up and I started ████ grilling chicken wings right and I ████ probably started watching another video of a girl shaking the end of that video was like by the way none of this can be used in any so please don't repeat it yeah but my
6:44 severe delinquency started around 13ish so it was the same age same time when I just started like thinking my parents were stupid they don't know what they're talking about yeah yeah yeah I basically left home from like 16 on I would do whatever I could like girlfriend improv friends just whatever got me the ████ out of the house I would do yeah there's definitely a lot of weirdness that does come from people that stayed at home a little too long too yes 100 social skills especially yeah especially guys that are like I think like so I might be butchering this explanation but so Mama's Boys right guys that don't disobey their parents and break through and find their independence they're really weird to me because there's one thing to respect your mother and love her and they've always been breastfeeding until like nine years old yeah but like when you
7:35 when you're like when you're completely powerless and you obey everything you don't challenge your parents something's ████ wrong with you something's wrong yeah when I see a guy who's like I'm a boob man boob man he puts in his profile boob man I'm like you got breastfed too you're 13. yep you gotta breastfed a little too long bud I'm a ████ boob man yeah it's an Instagram yo what's up my name is Tanner everybody knows me is a boob guy I wear Quicksilver and I'm a boob guy no thanks for sharing dating shows yeah yeah it's next but you know what's funny is like I feel like throughout life the way this other kid is arrested over his friend's ████ that could have happened to any of us like that yeah we were idiots yeah hell yeah my friend told me I'm gonna go
8:25 fight back then I would have been like let's go dude I went forking for my buddy no problem we forked all of the chicks who rejected him that was the best part it was one of the funniest things about it because like if a chick rejected him we would Fork them and then like let's be clear what that actually is though oh yeah we would um hold them down and have sex with their bodies my God if they didn't want to because right no forking is when you you buy plastic forks and you stick them in their lawn it's the most innocent crime ever you stick them you stick them to their lawn so that the plastic butt goes in and the fork is sticking out because it looks funny and then we would like go to Costco and spend like 45 dude you guys are like Zen gardeners oh yeah dude we would like literally you would see dude as far as I can see it says how
9:15 long would it take you to do one house we could do in like 15 minutes I was just me and my buddy because like yeah because there's losers on a Saturday night yeah but then like the best part was that it was just chicks who rejected this guy and like I didn't have a brag in here I just didn't have tricks that rejected me I had like I was always like a dedicated girlfriend guy yeah so I would just have one girl for like a very long period of time so I just didn't like take many shots and this guy just kept on shooting way over his ████ head right and so yeah he did plenty of she went to the nuclear power plant smart smart move no but he had a whole list and so then we would we were doing individual forking and then one night we had this idea we called it because San Diego are you guys split up the San Diego Zoo has this thing called the Festival of Lights and so we did this thing because we're in San Diego we called it the Festival of forks where we
10:05 hit every house of all the chicks that rejected him in one night but if that's not in cell ████ I don't know what the ████ is that's pretty funny yeah so then that's the best part is I was laughing so hard the entire time I can't believe that the dads didn't come turn on light and come outside because I was laughing my ass off because I just couldn't believe how ████ infantile and stupid and Petty this was that is really ridiculous yeah you know it's funny speaking of like having to explain yourself there's I don't know if you saw this there's somebody uh in our comments who when you were bragging about how you were in a high school play and that the reviews were in there's someone who really believes yourself yeah and they and they're in the comments what an idiot it's just a high school play he's so cocky about his theater life it's insane that's so devastating I'm so sorry for you that
10:56 was my burner account [Laughter] he's so funny High School you just go on your YouTube channel anytime he talks cocky big game you just talk ████ like I can't believe he actually believes in this well there was several there's somebody who wrote something about Anthony and then I just it it was so like like I love Anthony and his his dancing thing gave me so much confidence and I was like hi Anthony's Burger account but I made was I posted that from another account that I made so that it has my icon for like my picture my face and ████ but it was clearly my burner account that's what the joke was to me but then you never know how these people you're using your own fit stuff yeah yeah yeah but
11:47 you never know because yeah goddamn dude I can't believe it the reviews are in is the joke the reviews are in is that's the entire Crux of the joke that's why anyone laughed it's because who gives a ████ about high school Theory a ████ idiot go get a friend one friend start with blood [Music]
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