0:00 Yeah, cuz you're usually used to pulling out, huh? >> Yeah. And then you you pull out and you then you you come on your own tongue. >> He tries to catch it. >> Have you ever done that? I know you've done that. >> I never tried. >> I know you for sure know what your ████ tastes like. >> Yeah, I do. But not cuz I wanted to. >> What the ████ >> Welcome back everyone to another episode of the Careful Boys. Thought I look sexy with my mid drift. >> Yeah. >> Show more. >> Are we gonna get demonetized? Did you show too much? >> Don't do it >> for sexual content. >> Yeah. >> What's on your shirt, Joe? >> A monkey. >> Yeah, it's tight. I love it. >> All right. Hey, look. Everybody just close your eyes. But like
0:50 be real, okay? Don't No cheating. >> Just close your eyes. >> Scouts honor, dude. >> I'm not a trickster. >> You know me. You know, I just want to be able to give you guys a nice little enjoyable moment and experience. >> But I'mma protect my nuts, though. >> Protect your nuts. I probably should have protected mine. And go ahead and open them and check out the TV. >> NO WAY. >> NO WAY. NO WAY. >> ████ UP. >> I KNEW IT. YOU YOU WERE WEIRD YESTERDAY. >> WHAT? >> You had a weird answer yesterday. >> For what? >> When you were asked if you're getting pregnant, you're pregnant. >> I'm not pregnant. >> What? Shut the ████ up around. Congrats, dude. THAT'S ████ >> OH, DUDE. That's ████ awesome.
1:40 >> No way, dude. That's ████ sick. >> Oh, man. >> Congratulations. >> What the hell? >> Thesie is ████ over Asian topics. >> Hold on. Hold on. >> What? That's What the hell? Oh, okay. When did you even have time to do it? >> Yeah. >> How many How many >> Dude, I only need 30 seconds. Oh my god. >> How many months or or whatever the questions are? >> What's all What do you know? >> You know those questions that people ask? >> Yeah. Yeah. So, right now, >> what are the answers to them? >> Right now, she's currently at 16 weeks. >> Whoa. 4 months in. >> That's good cuz Yeah. So, that's good. >> So, that means you ████ five months ago. How >> come you didn't tell him? >> I mean, I'm sorry. No, it's not. >> No, cuz if if you're always like in Ecuador, like when do you have time to come?
2:30 >> I'm not always in Ecuador. >> Always. >> Um >> Oh, this is from Ecuador. >> Oh my goodness. >> Wait, wait, wait. Anniversary baby. >> Birthday baby. >> What do you mean birthday baby? >> Well, no, cuz like they probably went to pound town on an anniversary is what I was thinking. Cuz it's >> pound. I got married in September. >> Nailed it. Close. >> You were there in September. Yeah. >> Close. >> Yeah. My birthday is in at the beginning of June and then uh basically Well, I I didn't know. She didn't know right away, right? Cuz it's about like skipping your first period or like, you know, not having it. >> So, you didn't use protection. That's unsafe sex. >> Yeah. Why'd you do that? You know, you could get her pregnant. >> I was trying. I was trying. >> Do you Do you guys You guys don't know
3:20 gender yet, huh? >> Truth is, >> we're gonna let the baby choose. Truth is, we're both choosing not to find out till the baby comes out. >> That's cool. >> That's pretty cool. >> Like, how you going to tell people to guess something like for the baby shower and ████ >> Everything's like unisex in the beginning. >> Either unisex, gender neutral, or just straight money. Like, don't make decisions for us. Just give us some money if you want to help us out. >> Dude, what you just did, by the way, was hella smooth. That's why you're smooth. >> Yep. >> Close your eyes. I was like, cool, whatever. We're going to see like picture of an Asian guy. He's like, which Asian country is this guy from? And >> he's protecting his nuts. I don't trust them. I don't trust nobody, dude. >> That's sick. You know, yesterday you asked him or no, somebody's asking if you're busting nuts and like are you going to have kids, too? And you're like, you kind of had like a moment to yourself. >> I said, yeah, I said working on it. >> We'll see. >> Do you sense something? >> The way he threw it away. I just thought it's a little different than normal.
4:10 It's kind of like when Nick's sitting next to me, he's like, that's not Steve. Let's ████ go. >> I didn't even sense it. >> I Well, I just I just had a glitch in my brain for a moment. I didn't necessarily know. But but that's tight, dude. I'm happy. I'm so stoked. Look at that heartbeat. >> Wow, that's so cool, man. I'm so happy for you. >> Why don't you want to know? [Music] [Laughter] >> I know. Me and Jill are way too ████ nosy. We have to find out. >> Um >> cuz what about prep? You want to paint the room or like >> paint the room? >> No. No. I don't think we're going to do any of that stuff. I don't even think we're going to like focus on needing to have a like a nursery right away. I feel like from what we've researched and like thought about too, Nah's like we're going to keep the baby in our room for a minute. I'm honestly just going to let her be the driver in like 99% of like decision-m when it comes to that stuff >> and just kind of like
5:00 >> do my best to support and respect and back her up. >> But uh it was just it was just a thought that we had to like just find out naturally >> and then we're like, "Yeah, why not?" How did it feel to go to pound town knowing you're trying to make one? Was it special? >> Yeah, cuz you're usually used to pulling out, huh? >> Yeah. And then you you pull out and you then you you come on your own tongue. >> Tries to catch it. >> Have you ever done that? I know you've done that. >> I never tried. >> I know you for sure know what your ████ tastes like. >> Yeah, I do. But not cuz I wanted to. >> What the ████ No, but was it that was like extra special or did it feel like different or was like this time is different than >> Yeah, it just felt way more intentional for sure. Right. And and I think that changes so much of it. There's like there's just like there's like ████
5:50 >> and there's like making love, right? >> Mhm. >> And it's like this this wasn't ████ >> This was >> Was it making love? >> Like you were choking her. >> This was clinical. >> Okay, it's time for the ████ ████ >> little bit. >> Really? >> Oh, really? >> Little bit. cuz you guys are trying. >> Yeah, because like there's a ovulation window, right? And there's and so it's like and then there's like that window is not necessarily like uh it's just like one time ████ and then the window closes. It's like >> it's like cool, we're ████ okay, cool, I'm still in the window, we're ████ tomorrow or like you know it's like >> yeah, let's go. Or like dang >> it doesn't matter if you're like tired or sick or whatever. It's like let's go. >> Yeah. >> Ovulation to grow the population. >> Yes, sir. >> So that that's it's just a different feeling. It was fun. I'll say that. >> When new found out, were you like
6:41 >> So, what had happened was I was working on a show and I went up to the bay to perform with the crew. Uh, and then so she she had gotten a feeling and then apparently she like got pregnancy tests herself, right? Just like the strips. And then, uh, from there she like found out on her own, but I was I was doing this like show in the Bay. And so like I have this whole grand old time when we did like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers performance and stuff. And then I finally come home. She's like, "Hey, I got you a late birthday present." I was like, "Oh, sick." Like that's a surprise. That was like my birthday. That was like 3 weeks ago, but ████ yeah. I'll take a gift. Uh and then I I go up to the room and I literally just brought my suitcase up and she's got like this uh kids shoe box. was like, it looks familiar because aka it's my old kid shoe box, but at the same time I'm like I'm not thinking like she's doing
7:32 anything weird. I'm like, "Oh ████ I'm about to get some kicks." You know what I mean? Like I want some ████ new shoes. And I open it up and it's a bunch of random like baby stuff, but I just I'm like, "Where are my shoes? Where my shoes at? >> What is this s███?" >> And then like I dig like >> where's my Kith ████ my brain like it obviously like like error like that record scratch happens >> and then I like I lift lift something I move something over and then there's like a pregnancy strip and she just made sure to make sure that like I wouldn't not know what's going on because like to be completely honest I I'd never really studied a pregnancy strip. >> Yeah, it's like a COVID test. You know what that was saying. >> Yeah. So she got the other pregnancy strip as well that straight just says pregnant. >> Oh insure I understood what the ████ it was. >> Yeah. And I look at it and it says pregnant and I think everything just
8:24 stops for what feels like infinity. >> Yeah. >> But it's like maybe half a second and then I look at her I'm just ████ like I was like no way. >> She's like and and now she's already she's already got like you know light tears in her eyes which obviously you see her I'm te you're like oh ████ You start tearing up a little bit like a ████ >> and then you're like you're not having this ████ baby >> and I kicked the ████ out of her gut. Are you guys hugging? Jumping around. >> Not jumping around, but yes. >> I'm that dude with that ████ >> I'm so happy for you, man. >> That's amazing, dude. >> And then she shows me this video that she took of herself, right? Because like she's not in the she's not in that mindset either when she like has this feeling. When she has this feeling, she's like she probably take a pregnancy test, right? So she's not like, "Let me set up the camera, you know?" >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz then she takes pregnancy test and then she like sees that it's pregnant. She's like,
9:15 >> and then she like puts the camera up because I'm not there. She's like, he'll probably want something. >> Yeah. >> And she like sets it up and she looks it again. And then I'm I'm watching her do this video and even in it, she's just like, >> "Oh my god." Right. I'm like, "Oh, ████ This is hella real." And then from that moment on, you get back into the uh self-preservation mode, which is a really weird thing to feel about respectfully. You just >> like how your life's going to change. >> No, you just remember almost every close woman in my life from my mom to my sister to her sisters to like our close friends who have tried this pregnancy experience in this road have gone through like miscarriages and stuff like that. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. >> So you stop letting yourself get over excited. >> You allow yourself to have that excitement of like a new experience, but then you like you don't you don't go to
10:05 like I'm going to celebrate this. >> You go to I'm grateful or what do you go to? You got to wait till the safe zone. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah, the safe zone. >> Yeah, you just go Anything could happen still. >> You just go into like Yeah. safe zone. >> Cuz what's the safe zone? It's like after >> first trimester. >> Okay. >> Yeah. First trimester. >> It's like starting escrow. Anything could happen still. >> First trimester >> in essence like 3 months of a 9-month period, right? So the first 3 months and they say once you get past the first 3 months, the first trimester there's like a 80 to 90% healthier chance like everything's going to be more or less okay. >> Yeah. which is completely crazy because then you're like this first three months is like it's like the first time you took an AIDS test in college and they're like oh you'll get your result in two weeks and for two weeks every day you think you have AIDS. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You know. Yeah. >> So it's kind of like that and like I have this everything in life is changing. Like the way I just see everything's changed but I'm like not
10:55 going to talk about it. I'm not going to celebrate it >> and until it's like a >> until I even know right. And then also there's this weird feeling, at least for me, of like seeing a pregnancy test and like you know it and then you're seeing her feeling different and whatnot. So like you know it but like seeing is also believing in a different way. It's not until at the basically at the cusp of the first and second trimester where we went to go get this ultrasound and then you know you're there and you're just kind of like yeah I'm not nervous like what you know this is let's let's just see what happens you know let's pray for the best you know or like Joe says expect the worst >> no happy happy times is the best but life is might be the worst >> that's not at all what you said what the ████ >> that's perfect I think you said expect the best hope for the worst >> I did Yeah, >> that's definitely what you said. >> Hey, expect the best, hope for the worst.
11:45 >> Subie's law, if it can't happen, it can't happen. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> But point is, you know, it's not until you go there and they put the jelly on the belly and then they start like trying to find this ████ >> and on the TV. You're just I'm just sitting there on the TV >> and then there's like gray and black and then and then suddenly this ████ little alien pops. >> We're not even at the heartbeat yet. It's just you just see the thing and that's when me and Nina are both like, >> "Did you see Oh ████ Did >> you see Nah's poo poo too? Cuz sometimes they do that when you're looking around and then there's like you see a poo. >> Could you see your poo? >> You see a poo poo and then you're like oops. That's >> That happens. That's your poo poo. Mm-m. >> I had an ultrasound and they're looking for poo poo. >> You had an ultrasound. >> They put the jelly on the belly and they look for his poo. >> Yep. They did >> cuz I I was constipated for like a month. >> Do you know if it was a boy or a girl?
12:36 >> Trans. >> Trans. Cool. Sick. >> What? Had a heartbeat. We're gonna talk about this the rest of time. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. I'm let I'm let it slide. >> But uh the the interesting thing is that um after the you know the first trimester everything's official, things are a lot safer. That's when usually you know the mother's like, "Okay, cool. We can start like telling some people." >> Yeah. Did you tell your parents? >> Yeah. So we finally told our families and stuff like that and that that's always epic. And then you know slowly I'm slow rolling it out too. I just I haven't like announced it publicly, so to speak, but it's like I'm starting to tell like my closest friends and stuff. And I always I kept on wanting to let you guys know, but I was like, "Well, >> save it for the video." >> But I got to I got to like kind of do it on video cuz that's kind of >> this is the best way. This is epic >> cuz you can get 18 out of this. >> But then Nah's like But then Nah's like, "So you can't film. You can't tell them
13:26 until like we tell other people like or whatever, right?" And I'm like, "It's okay. It's okay. Our editing process is crazy. Even if I shoot it today, it might not come out till 2026. baby might >> or might get lost. We might never see this video. >> Yeah. So, so I've just I've just been waiting to get a chance to let you guys know. >> Wow, man. And uh Yeah, it's it's uh I'm having a baby. >> That's cool. >> And the daddy and the daddy. >> That was epic. That was epic. >> We have uh boy and girl name chosen just in case. Like two ready. >> Yeah, >> we we have we have two at like the the top tier of our pedestal. >> Yeah. >> Um >> are you going to have a junior, Anthony Lee Jr.? >> No. Riz or Jiz. >> And the funny thing too is that I like >> when you're talking about all the preferences, >> there's like people are always like like do you think it's a boy or a girl or or what do you want? And like that ████ is
14:18 a ████ funny thing to try and experience. And like I think it just constantly evolves the more I dive deeper like deeper and deeper into thinking about that element cuz like all my life I was like, "Yeah, dude. I'm a man. I'm going to have a I'm going to have a boy. I'm the only son in >> gay. You want more boys? >> Yeah. You want to be around boys? >> Yeah. Yeah. It's gay. I'm going to have sex with my son. Shut up, Joe. All right. But point is, um, >> I I I remember always thinking like, you know, I I probably want a boy my whole life. And then when it started like being like, we should try, we like had a talk about I was like, ████ I kind of want a girl. >> Yep. >> Right. So, and then me and Nina both were like, yo, I think if there was a preference, it's not like 99 to 1%. It's like 5149. Like if we had a preference, obviously you're happy with whatever, but like kind of want a girl >> now that now that she's pregnant. Like what do you think it is? Both of us would bet money it's a boy.
15:08 >> Really? >> I'm going to bet boy. I'm betting boy. >> Why? >> I don't know. I just feel it. Yeah. >> Do you believe those wives tales where like when women like I want salty food, it's a boy. And if they want sweet food, it's a girl. >> Well, this ████ is a boy, man. >> I didn't know that. >> She likes chips. Like Nina wants salty. You know why I have donuts, right? I brought donuts. >> Cuz you bought a box for donuts. >> Cuz she's like, "I want one donut." >> Just one. >> Oh, there's crazy cravings. >> And I was like, "Well, ████ get ████ a dozen. I'll bring it to the boys." >> There's irrational cravings, too, that I'll come. >> She say, "I want two donuts cuz I'm eating for two." >> Does she make jokes? >> She says, she says, "I want one donut." And I say, "Keep two." >> Nice. >> I do that. >> Does she like have any weird cravings yet? >> Yeah. Everything all the time. Like the weird ones though, there's ones like I
15:58 want peanut butter on a pickle. >> Yeah, pickles is big apparently. >> She's not at weird cravings. You know what she's at? She's at weird being disgusted by stuff now. >> Oh, the smells. >> It's the heightened smell. >> Dude, my sister's first daughter is just made out of pure McDonald's. It's all she wanted to eat. >> Yeah, that happens a lot. McDonald's is >> seriously >> feeding so many American women. >> Quarter powers of cheese and fries, dude. >> So, when they have the jelly on your belly and they're looking at the poop, is it a boy or girl? I told you trans. >> He respects it. It's He respects its privacy. [Music]
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