0:00 [Music] kazuki takahashi the yugioh creator manga comic creator found dead in the sea at age 60. wow so sad wow they figure out like what he was doing out there in the sea isn't he just a copy or though a copy or of isn't he just a copycat of a pokemon he's a tracer no no no i think digimon's more of a copycat of pokemon wait how's yugioh not a copy of the pokemons yeah did you read the original comics no i didn't know i did cool don't you come tell me about it yeah oh maybe i will maybe we'll duel with it he just starts on the chord what's going on i put my card down then you're ████ shocked yeah i got a hollow foil bro you made my trap card good yeah i gotta
0:50 attack 90 hollow foiled ████ attack 90 holofoil yup ████ did you guys actually play pokemon yu-gi-oh i've done i've done magic before i remember when i was a kid i played yugioh once with a friend and i did the whole card game thing and as soon as i did that ████ i was like i'm selling these ████ cards why it's not fun i just i didn't get it i was like that's what i thought i was like the ████ is this i was like i was like i can't do this is it better than connect four magic was cool no connect four is pretty fun connect four is six ████ connects with everybody yeah connect four is like engaging with this you put the card down then everyone's gotta figure out what the math is yeah yeah and i'm gonna subtract the whole time dude yeah why i do a long hand like hey did you put your energy card down i'm like i'm like why are we doing this why what the ████ is an energy card yeah i always was bummed about those i was like why are these bananas so boring the 60 year old died after an apparent snorkeling trip oh
1:42 he's only 60. yeah near the southern he's a healthy boy huh he was found off the coast wearing an underwater mask snorkel and fins uh and they are now currently investigating the case as both um a possible accident or crime have you heard of ████ japanese atlantis what's that no what is that the coast of okinawa they found this pyramid-like structure underground it's ████ crazy dude it looks like a platform and ████ and it looks like there's stairs and all that stuff do you think he was looking for japanese atlantis i think he was yeah he was looking for he was on a quest for japanese atlantis he was found off the coast of carlsbad yeah stuck in the triangle bro yeah yeah the bermuda one he got warped in the triangle that's it's the korea triangle it's the other side isn't that ████ hella far from japan yeah but that's
2:32 what it's starting when you get in the portal from the triangle dude your ████ spits you out back in japan that is pretty crazy slapping amelia earhart they found her body in ████ i don't know where she's at either they found her upside down she's still the same age she went in the bermuda triangle and then they found her upside down you explain it you explain it it's like denzel ████ flight or whatever it's called he went through the bermuda triangle in flight yep that was she was upside down that's what happened crazy this guy is ████ active at 60. strong japanese jeans men that's what they do yeah that's that's my favorite thing he's gonna be snorkeling all across the ████ world why do people smoke will not scuba dive because snorkeling you can go deep for nothing yeah but then you gotta get certified for scuba diving yeah i know because i had to do that are you paddy certified i am actually yeah i know damn swanson come talk about yeah
3:26 why was he alone that's the real question like they just found this guy they go oh ████ he's dead and they go let's try to figure out who this person is and they go you're not going to believe who this person is he's the master yu-gi-oh might be an adventurous mofo by himself maybe he was sad like everybody else in japan japanese men are often very solitary japanese people in general could be very solitary dude there's this whole solitaire's a sick game there's a whole phenomenon that's happening right now i think it was like now a hundred thousand plus people of dude like people that just stay in their rooms yeah pico morries right yep yeah what are they called piko norway are they called world of warcraft players they're basically that basically but they just have these crazy like um social anxieties and stuff and so they can't function in the real world like they're just like literally stuck in the room the entire social anxiety is a ████ sham i was on a plane with this dude yesterday
4:17 coming to jk right i was on a plane and this dude it was so odd he had his so he had his own chair next to him and he's just hunched over with an ipad watching like ravenously watching friday night lights like like like a madness is he is he he's like watching it like ████ like is he getting into it he's just like yeah yeah i'm not kidding either like this is like he so he's booby miles or the tv show the tv show and so he's on it he's on his phone like texting somebody and he's like he's like watching friday lights i've never seen anything like this in my life people love that show people apparently i didn't know they loved the show this morning he was so hyped about it you just had to look over been like damn what's so hype oh you're just watching that on his phone he's like how old was that i don't know it's like 30. he's like touchdown dude they score he's watching
5:07 he's watching friday night lights like he's going to eat the screen like it's the ████ most delicious hearty show what if he was tripping balls at that point he was like oh yeah rolling or something that sounds like a drug feature right here don't watch five night lights is all i gotta say that ████ sexy ████ you up it's a it's a gateway drug worse than fentanyl then we're leaving the plane and i actually took video of this ████ because he's walking while watching friday night life because he literally can't stop i will show you the video he can't ████ stop but in your head you're like i gotta ████ watch this goddamn show i'm not gonna check out this ████ show not just that but i was like dude there's there's people playing basketball and wheelchairs on friday night lights i was like that is a show i did not know about truly because about football that's what i'm saying the scene i saw i was like why are people wearing jerseys in wheelchairs playing basketball how do you know it's friday night lights because it said right now lights on the
5:57 thing oh okay oh definitely friday night lights because he was he was watching like this yeah boys you guys gotta check out you guys should take the challenge watch friday let's see if it doesn't take over your whole ████ life we should all watch it together we should try and ruin our ████ lives did you guys get into like pokemon yu-gi-oh all that stuff like nuts like i got a pokemon i was in ████ like sixth or seventh grade at the time and you would watch that as like the tv show holiday right now 36 same same same thing a couple years younger than me i had two little brothers who were shocked because i had well my nephew's 10 years younger than me and he was in it like he was ████ in and i i i thought i just passed that age me too i don't think i ever got into it because i was just right at that cusp i wasn't like fourth wait were you in junior high
6:49 yeah that age got this big because if we're in high school see if we're in high school and they're in junior high that's a big age gap yeah i was hyped up that ████ too i was hyped on it well because my little brothers were really into it so that's how i started on it but then yeah dude once i was at school i've talked about this before but once i was in school and i had a binder of pokemon cards and this ████ looked at me she's like steve you like pokemon cards i was like not anymore i'm ████ throwing this ████ away in the garbage so ninth grade sixth grade oh junior high yeah i was like i'm out of this ████ stupid hobby the only time i really got in like a near physical altercation with my cousin ever in my entire life is when i accidentally stepped on his venosaur hologram first edition card why is he leaving how much is that worth probably three grand now now but like at the time it was just another ████ card nobody knew that's probably worth a million tim back then it was i had that one i i stepped on this ████ card and then like this will like bolted out my
7:40 house like pissed off and i tried to go again put me in a headlock wow so you you put you you're in the front lawn just i was trying to fight you know to me i was like i'm sorry about your venusaur you know what i mean i knew that i had done it so cute that you chased after him too that you're like i need to apologize do you ever get in the heat of the moment and one thing leads to another yeah let me start making it my friend's house he had like a whole lego world built right oh no like that and then he wasn't home yet and i was just waiting for him to come home and then i was just like playing like ████ cars with like the legos and then i just i think my imagination just took over and then ████ these things they were beefing and i just destroyed this whole ████ because i smashed them all together right wait the legos were beefing with each other was in my mind i was playing i was like oh ████ this guy kills him this guy's head flies off and he shoots at the ████ tower this tower breaks so i'm just you
8:30 know i have a question dismantling were you watching friday night lines all right so i did all that and then afterwards this one i calm down and i'm like oh ████ he's gonna ████ kill me and then uh he didn't come home yet i forgot what happened you don't remember that's what it's like because it's out of his own imagination like it's not just legos where he builds off a box it was from his brain right i leave and then i had one like remote control car there i forgot why i had to like i don't know piano practice and ████ and then i i leave and i had a remote control car there uh when i came back um he was bawling his eyes out god crushed his toys and then my ████ was ████ smashed to pieces but i felt like i deserved it oh he ████ up your remote control club my ████ just slammed it because you're so ████ pissed i just felt so bad i'm like dude
9:20 you know like sometimes legos was like a drug it just goes one thing you know that thing when you play with legos bart what the ████ is wrong with you that's so not common and nobody can relate to you don't get this guy ████ legos dude like you ever get carried one thing leads to another and you've just committed murder and you're like oh the legos he's like you guys know how it is that's playing legos so the cops are like ████ like he's like don't don't ever show me connects that's all i gotta say don't you ever ████ show me those things you you wait to see oh you guys think i'm a madman huh oh wait something leads to another man [Music]
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