0:00 He's like, "Yeah, so so about 3 minutes in the scene, I'm just going to credit card this little girl's ass." Dude, >> [laughter] >> how do It's like, "Wait, what, Clint? What are you going to do?" >> Oh. It's like, "Just just roll it." I regret to inform you guys I think the internet has or people have forgotten that Brad Pitt also is maybe a little bit old enough for kisses. Oh, no. >> bit. So, this is Kirsten Dunst. And this movie's called Vampire, yeah. I remember this. Yeah, and she was like a little 12-year-old in this. It is a really ████ good movie, but >> Like from 90 95 or something? Like all-star cast, too. Everyone's in this. Ooh. No audio cuz we don't want to get DMCA'd. Sorry. I thought she covered her mouth like this and did a fake kiss.
0:50 Wow, she was young. Looks a little fake. Some people are debating that. So, is he canceling her now because she kissed him? What's the context again for why did this kiss happens in the movie? I don't remember. She She came on to him, though. So, who's who's who's at fault here? >> She came on to him. She was 12 when she had to kiss 30-year-old Brad Pitt in Interview with a Vampire. She said she hated every second of it. I think that's what's getting in news right now. >> Oh, she said she hated every second of it? >> Yeah, but she she didn't say it like in a terrible way. She said Brad was like an older brother to me, so it was gross. Yeah, of course. Oh, so it's more like because they're friends and But then she says that's the worst thing I did. I mean, he's not How friends is he How friends can you be with a 12-year-old? I mean, not friends, but like I I see the way she says thing is not It's like familiarity. Yeah, it's not like a way to like put him down, right? I mean, I I get it. Also, if you're 12 and like even though you got casted for the role and you read the script and you
1:41 know what's going to happen, I I can't imagine any 12-year-old wanting to kiss a grown ass man. It's just probably yucky no matter what. And also like writer, director, like where's where's the scrutiny for like that situation, right? Yeah, but in the context, isn't she like 112 years old? >> [laughter] >> Yeah, as a vampire and he's like 500 or something. >> Yeah, yeah, and she got turned when she was young. When these things happen in in like Hollywood where like some kid or or grows up to be an actor and and like talks about how like yeah, when I was 11 I had to kiss this dude, but it's totally fine. I don't care. I wanted to. Like when they have that attitude, is it the world's job to be like no, you're wrong. You're supposed to be hurt by this. >> coping. Yeah, like are we like do does that is that what we're supposed to do? Like what's the societally correct thing to do? I've seen one where it was a
2:31 chick that I forgot who it was, man, but she was like, "Oh, yeah, who wouldn't want to?" That was a dream come true. >> Margot Robbie. >> Oh, Margot Robbie. What did she kiss? She kissed Brad Pitt. In in the Tarantino No, not Tarantino. The recent ████ Now I got to look it up. But yeah. >> Well, there's another example, too, of I believe it was Katie Holmes. Remember she started dating Tom Cruise and she said she used to have his picture on her wall. So, she's like living her childhood dream. So, like that like >> But they were all older, right? >> older when it happened, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, but but that's fascinating to hear like that she's not even saying like oh, this is She's saying like this is good. This is cool. Like cuz I I I had a crush on him when I was little. But you know how like when they say stuff like that and then people are like, "No, you're actually wrong and you're just suppressing >> Stop. This is SA. You need to stop Yeah, I'm talking I I got I'm I'm wondering like what's Are we supposed to just kind
3:22 of all say that? I don't care. >> No. >> [laughter] >> Nah, I think they think that they know better and they're going to teach you cuz you're too stupid. >> you also problematic for not saying that? Is what I mean. You know what I mean? I think I Well, I think the whole world is like a like a finding the mob mentality standard, right? It's like you throw something into the ████ universe and then enough people hate it or enough people support it and then that's kind of like where it floats. We just know it's not over here. >> Cuz there's such a weird thing about like what I'm seeing right now specifically is like remember when all these other like in the 90s, 2000s, all these people were testifying that I yeah I slept in Michael Jackson's bed but it was fine. Nothing happened and everyone's like no, something did. You're just ████ suppressing it. And they're like no, it didn't. And then now we're in 2026 those same ████ people
4:12 are now testifying that it did. You know what I mean? Like what the ████ happening? Like when these things when these signs are there and they're like no, it's actually fine. Like Are we as a like >> Think that it's You ever been kicked out in the cold before? And it's like I have nothing to cover for anymore. You know what I mean? Like where he's [clears throat] in he was in the group. Like with my with MJ hanging all the time like having the fun season stuff. Why would you want the party to stop? You get to go to Neverland, you get to go on the merry-go-rounds and ████ like that. But then once that party stops you start getting stop getting the phone calls maybe you start to get a little resentful. Maybe you start going like, you know what? Why am I sticking up for MJ now? I will tell the truth. Like that kind of ████ Cuz did you see that family that just came out like this month? And now they're testifying >> Cuz the movie just came out. >> Yeah. Legit. So it's only when it's hot and valuable. But it was hot it was hotter and valuable-er the first time
5:02 they they said they didn't happen. >> When the media was all over >> Maybe what are they just like more broke today? Maybe. I always thought there's another ulterior motive. >> More desperation. The state's about to get a big cash infusion. This movie's making a lot of money. Yeah. So everyone's trying to get their hand out. >> I guess like with that in consideration, does that work both ways in the sense that like if something like this comes out and someone doesn't or does have a problem with it, should you look at their life situation at the time of them saying the first time too? I think it's going to be correlated. Yeah, I don't think the judge does that, but I think if you're trying to find the truth you got to consider everything. >> Yeah. It needs a second look. >> [laughter] >> But in the case of an act like a role, right? Like they read the script. Like there's so many different ████ layers of like, "Well, you got to talk to your parents about this." And And then you
5:52 can voice your opinion be like "Mom, I don't want to ████ do this." There's so It's not like last minute you find out, "Wait, I got to kiss this guy?" Like 2 minutes before the scene. >> And by the way, probably too, like thinking about it like probably 100 kids auditioned for this part. You know what I mean? Like >> Yeah, but remember when you watched uh with Bruno and he had the audition with the kids [laughter] and then all the parents he was like "Are you okay with your kid being exposed to beasts?" They're like, "Yeah, yeah." Think he can take it? >> [laughter] >> Is your kid okay with operating dangerous heavy machinery? Yeah, I think I think he would love that. >> In most cases, right? What they're doing is they're going to blame the other actor for just being the man. And I'm like, "Whoa, what about The parents never get ████ blamed for anything. The writer never gets blamed for anything. Like, what about all the layers of people that made this happen?" The actor's just sitting there laying there going like, "I'm doing my role." >> And he thinks it's clear because the
6:42 parents signed off. >> Being a Which is why Clint Eastwood was so gangster. He was writer, director, >> [laughter] >> improviser, improviser. That was not >> even in the script. >> that's improvised is crazy. He didn't even say he was going to do that. >> "Yeah, so So about 3 minutes in the scene, I'm just going to credit card this little girl's ass." Dude, [laughter] how do It's like, "Wait, what, Clint? What are you going to do?" Oh, he said, "Just just roll it." >> [laughter] >> One take. >> Oh man, that's how you know that guy is locked in and he's protected, man. Yeah. And it makes it to the edit. It's not even something like he did for his own sake on set. He's like, "Nah, I'll put it in." Whereas I would assume that I would assume that they're probably walking Brad through this. They're like, "Hey, contextually though, she's really like 112 years old." Well, that and like How do you make him feel better? How come the ████ old enough for kisses never been on ET
7:32 Vault? Like, the fact that mainstream avoids that one is like so obvious. That one's the craziest one. >> Maybe it's too old. You know how like there's like a like a cutoff point where they're like, "Oh, but that was in that millennia, you know?" No, you're right. But also maybe Clint Eastwood isn't as big. Yeah, like you can't get something from him. He's not working on Yeah. >> He's like You could put You could name like an airport after Clint Eastwood and everyone would be like, "Yeah, probably." >> Yeah, no, he's untouchable. It's I think so, too. Yeah, he's like a Rushmore. >> Some people probably want to see Brad Pitt fall. Oh, yeah, or there's just money in saying that he's falling, even if he's not. Well, dude, when I was doing my movie Internet Famous, like I had to be a dad who was pranking his kid all the time. And it And she was just a little baby. And so there's no way to shoot it other than like we're actually shooting these like these scary pranks at this baby. >> Yeah, and the parents were down because like but I think by the end of the shoot
8:23 they're like, "I don't think we would do this We would have done this again cuz it was pretty crazy." Cuz [laughter] cuz like I had to I had her like I remember one at one of point, I just remember being like I'm like wearing like this scary alien costume and I'm standing behind like a paper wall. And she's just sitting in front of the paper wall and I have to jump through the wall and ████ LIKE GO LIKE AND ████ AND THE ████ LIGHTS CHANGE and so it looks like an alien invasion's happening. And like there's no way to fake that, so this little chick's like little baby's just going, "What the f███?" >> [laughter] >> It was crazy. But yeah, so by the end of it I was like, "Yeah, that's it's pretty wild like how like I'm to show that my character is willing to exploit his kid for money, I have to actually scare the ████ out of a real baby." >> Dude, for real, yeah. >> [laughter] >> So, yeah. Probably traumatized. Satire is a thing, bro. But that is true what you said about like That That is the
9:14 parents and everybody involved, producers, that's exploitation of that kid. >> Everyone signed off on it. >> Look at it from the legal scope, right? That's like if that kid decides one day, "I actually didn't like that" when they're older, then everyone has to feel like a certain way for them. But the fact that what the The result is that the person kissing her gets in trouble is ridiculous, really. It's It's like he chose that and was like >> He's >> supposed to go, "No, I'm not going to do this." He's the actor. Like they have the least power in this >> going to freaking fire him. >> Yeah. I think she's kissing the bottom corner. I don't even know if she's kissing his lip. So, you think it's sick? Was it what Do you If you remember the context? He's making it okay. >> I was asking if you remember the context was was this part make or break the plot? Like was it necessary to move the I don't remember. It's been a >> You know like some things you it kind of
10:04 is like >> Yeah, yeah, I understand. But then if it was like, "What the f███?" That's just like cutaway. Yeah, [laughter] that's like that's like having Sleeping Beauty, right? And then you need it for the scene and then they're like, "No, we're taking it out." >> Yeah. >> But see how close this is, too? You couldn't exactly do like a wax head or something. Yeah, but she is doing a little hand cover. She's doing a little slight of hand, right? A little shin limb. But she she doesn't say like, "And by the way, I didn't kiss him." She's like, "It was really weird." >> [laughter] >> Well, because like how many takes did they have to do? Maybe in the other ones where Anne was not there and she was ████ Yeah. You know, who knows? >> you said, she identified as a 500-year-old. I I would be curious as to whether or not there was a period in her time, maybe when she was older, when maybe she was proud of the fact that she kissed Brad Pitt. Yeah, her friends are probably like, "Hey." I'm just curious if like there was ever a moment of like pride or like the entire time it was like, "Oh, no, but he was my big brother." You know, if she maintained a version of
10:55 disgust and be like, "Damn, I'm sorry that she felt like that for that long." I really blame like the directors and the writers for putting someone in that situation. Probably by the time she saw Fight Club, she's like, "I kissed Brad Pitt." Like But who was the writer that said, "You know what? We need a We need a ████ 12-year-old kissing a man in this scene." I I still would have blamed the writers and directors. I feel like the writers and directors would just be like "I wish you would have told me. We would have just casted someone else that is down to kiss Brad Pitt." I like I thought you were going to say we would have just told her, "It's okay, you don't have to." No, >> [laughter] >> we would have just fired you. It's like it's like you hire someone to paint your house like man really didn't like painting your house. I'm like why didn't you tell me? I'll go on task grab and find someone else that would like to paint the house. Or it's like hey we we went to this bakery and I said can you make a a gay
11:45 cake for my buddy's wedding and they're like no I can't and then I got I got I got to come down on them or whatever like No you got to invite you got to hire a guy to paint your house he gets there you go you're going to have to kiss some kids today. >> [laughter] >> That's so stupid. >> [laughter] >> Like the kids have paint on their lips and he has to kiss their lips and then move it to the wall. Jesus. To make a mural. >> [laughter] >> And like hey look it's a beautiful mural it's about love. >> Just paint lips. >> [laughter] >> No sir no sir. It has to be transferred by children. [laughter] The children are the are the east what do you call it what's that thing the paint thing? Easel not easel. Why can't the kids just kiss the wall themselves? >> the pallet. Pallet pallet pallet. Why couldn't they just kiss the wall themselves? [laughter] What about the Great Wall of China? And then the painter the painter is like I'm not kissing your kids and you're like oh
12:35 they're not my kids. >> [laughter] >> I stole these kids. I stole them from Mexico. Don't worry they're not my kids they're not related or related to me. What a prank. Yeah that's where I'm like it's it's always interesting when like celebrities big celebrities talk about experiences in retrospect because you also have to remember you're listening to some of the most extensively PR trained humans on the planet. They're not saying something wrong like they know why they're saying what they're saying they know what they're doing. If someone says they didn't like it there's an angle someone says they did there's an angle. It's like you're it's not just a we we act like we're talking to regular people like on the street. It's super not that.
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