0:00 [Music] because we have uh again a very prestigious world-renowned drug smuggler in the room who happens to be japanese so it's down to two today's world news a cocaine shipment uh-huh worth 83 million dollars gets delivered to supermarkets by mistake oh ████ was it inviting was it a plane was it a plane was it a plane delivery the process has to be the plane is sold for the drugs and then you deliver the drugs i think that's definitely a good fear you don't crash a plane into the supermarket that doesn't work that way but you need a supplier wherever you land right yeah that's true stop making it real dude you're making it real dude sorry you're right i'm sorry guys this is like the one hey can we edit that out
0:51 favorite confident too ████ real too all right so drug smugglers lost out on a shipment of cocaine hidden in crates of bananas did they disguise it as bananas or because i saw that i saw that video of them like they disguised it as like potatoes or whatever and then oh yeah that one i think i think that one was actually better because they also did that with onions but this one is just like there's creative bananas and then under like the very surface level of like six bananas there's blocks of cocaine they're just ████ drinks there's just one bunch like on top you guys watch one banana value entertainment so he has a podcast that has all these like former mob bosses and all these people right and then there was this really ████ interesting dude and um he was a smuggler he was a dealer and he was like a top guy and he was he was basically saying how like the medellin
1:42 cartel all those guys are actually not that big but the cia fbi they just want to create a big file on these dudes and he goes the big dudes are actually owners of farms and banana companies and all this so this makes it kind of go chiquita banana people are really like pablo yeah the lady with the banana and the fruit on her head she's the real escobar the front dude do you think she's the one disguising this though because this is pretty this is pretty ████ disgusting the chinese word on there the chinese word what is that no no it's not king it looks like an h yeah which way so is this a asian company no right no chiquita banana she's like the ultimate drug lord dude the chiquita banana lady so this actually uh the crates of bananas uh were supposed to be delivered or were delivered to czech supermarkets oh
2:32 before it could be intercepted in germany the entire europe yeah the entire hall was eventually seized by cops when supermarket workers at different stores across the country started discovering the powder filled packages in the banana crates yeah oh it was in it hit different markets yeah it got distributed like an actual product yeah what's funny do you really believe that it was accidentally sent to marcus or when the wrong person at the market discovered it did the contacts from those markets who were insiders say hey those weren't meant to be sent here oh i feel like that's what happened i feel like that was the network that these people are supposed to receive it and then it's the wrong person just or all these supermarkets are pissed that they don't have enough bananas they just have all these ████ coconuts that's an even bigger crisis that's like a really really uh big shipment to be like you know fumbled by one random ins and then they would and then they would give up all of them
3:22 yeah that's like that's like a lot of money i feel like you would be more scared that like you'd die because you'd have to like give it up and rat on them for saving the like but the drug dealer why would they make like why would they make a mistake this big because it was a canned version of the drug world working at the budget can our very own can win okay so you don't have faith in can to be an international drug dealer can was their tech guy and he was doing logistics but what ended up happening was he took a big ████ hit started playing guitar and then the order came up and he's all like he's just he's playing guitar instead of doing his job which is my ████ 83 million dollars of coke and then he switched up the order and then he's like oh ████ bro
4:12 give him this video sorry guys and they were like you know what it's all good he's like hurry up you guys got to start because lunch is coming can you guys just do that whole shipment again can we retake it from the top footage obtained from the czech police shows a police officer and a sniffer dog inspecting a shipment of several crates of bananas which the doggle oh yeah just the one right here that's right it's scooby-doo yeah i don't know because that's like what other dog horses is there this is true make a new dog voice right now go three two one well there's the rock and the new super dogs one what the rocks the rock is always the rock though it sounds like the rock anyways um which have reportedly originated in colombia so uh unsurprising oh the dog
5:02 voice yeah dude columbia finished finish the article as a dog still scooby doo finish the article as a dog though the british one a british one how the ████ do you do this try just a british bulldog with eczema yeah yeah i wanna hear the skin flakes listen rock some press cocaine see that was pretty good good that was good 51 pounds see it's like really good i'm so glad i didn't do it so it's like scottish kind of first person narrative of the dog sniffing for the drugs oh don't think uh first that cracker
5:52 it could wind up both here boy here boy roll like that what is that what's rum roll because he's seen he's seen the cocaine he's like oh no oh this is the first this one is the first video we do immediately after our guest leaves yeah yeah thank god our guest was not right grow ring do you think the detective is like oh geez do you think that there's any cocaine in these scoob jeepers that's your legal contraband [Laughter] like like that's 84 million dollars those aren't scooby snacks there
6:43 you should alert the authorities hey do you think kids nowadays still ████ know scooby-doo yeah dude they rebooted over and over yeah man but do they talk like that though dude look how viral the velma and ████ those like little porn things i was like where are you going with this i was like oh you went exactly where i thought that's true there's so many cam girls dressing like belle if the porn in cosplay is popular then velma's the orange sweater oh why do you know that what that and glasses are the only two defining features of velma and then the other one is uh what's your name daphne daphne's yeah yeah so now that we established the scooby-doo characters what else happens in this article drugs delivered as blocks of press cocaine with a total weight of 1851 pounds and with a street value of approximately 83 million dollars had transited via the german port of
7:34 hamburg the largest port in europe after rotterdam in the netherlands before arriving in the czech republic where they all were able to watch velma ████ on pornhub wow what a plug the czech republic is where they have those uh ████ rooms where the girls are saying ████ rooms i thought he was really gonna say something like international when the bridge works they have the ████ rooms where the girls are in different positions they're like glory holes and you just walk in and you do different positions like you walk into a room and it's like there's a doggies that that doggy style you have to go through spread leg no i mean there's just the body like they're just laying there it's a little gross yeah it's pretty gross what are they doing before you walk in like sit-ups or something they're chilling yeah what do they do no no like you see like uh backspin yeah just like it's just like a room and then they're in different
8:24 positions is that real it's just glory holes though yeah it's glory it's not a glory there's no floor it's like yeah it's not a hole it's like it's there's only one hole holes no there's many holes right sometimes there's two basically a half body maybe it's a glory torso i don't know glory oh it's like the lower torso yeah yeah yeah so adjust their legs just trap these these people there's nothing on the other side by the way it's like literally just a corpse no but on the portal you can see their other side they're dead i know i was hoping someone would pick up on the joke like jeez that's necrophilia man [Laughter] so you do the plays man it's the thing that dogs say they go row damn that's crazy 83 they always do the street price because it makes you go wow because i know it might be like 10 million that's like the high like the wholesale i don't know it's kind of like their price
9:15 we can't tell them our price but street value is really nice what do you do if you work at the supermarket and then you stumble upon this package and you're the guy that finds the one stack of bananas are you are you in a managed position and are you in an area that where there are security cameras why does that matter to you yes yes i just want to know the variables for ryan answered because immediately he's thinking about all the exits i know him look at his face right but regardless even if i so even if i steal it i probably have to report it because even if you steal it now you've stolen like some drug lords ████ stash right so they're gonna come after you that way so you might as well fess up to the ████ rather be the dog that finds it and just goes it's like you see you stumble upon cocaine damn i wish i was a dog what are they gonna do i got eggs
10:12 one new yorker drug dog in the czech republic he's like famous though he's like really famous and he has a known cocaine issue there's no limit to the amount of dog voices we can make today [Music] you
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